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WTOP Traffic Blows!!!
Posted by: PO'd WTOP Listener ()
Date: July 13, 2011 05:37PM

Their new slogan should be:

"We'll be sure to you get to work Late, with Traffic and Weather Together on the Eight's!!!"

Have to put in my two cents as WTOP Traffic royaly screwed me over this morning... When debating on taking 395N or 295N into DC they mentioned some 'back-up' (which was completely false) on 395N around the 14th Street Bridge, and NO MENTION of any traffic on 495 Outer Loop in Alexandria or before the Woodrow Wilson Bridge... So thinking I'll beat this 395N traffic (which I often do), I thought I'd fly around the beltway and get on 295N and be at work on time... problem was that I come to a complete stop in Alexandria on the Outer Loop and keep listening to WTOP and don't hear ANYTHING... then after moving 5 miles an hour for about 30 minutes I finally see a sign that says "Road Construction Next 12 Miles" !!!... I'm finally so fed up that I take the next exit (which took me another 15 minutes to get to) and turned around to backtrack my way back around the beltway all the way to get on 395N (which I'd passed by over a half hour ealier) and flew the whole way on 395N all the way to my final destination in DC.... These idiots screw me over time and time again with their innacurate traffic information, I'm done listening to them... and that was previously the ONLY reason I ever listened to them. I could probably site 12 more examples off the top of my head, but this one took the cake.... and with no other substantial radio news competition in the market these guys can just spout off anything they want until the cows come home.

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Re: WTOP Traffic Blows!!!
Posted by: justsayin ()
Date: July 13, 2011 06:19PM

PO'd WTOP Listener Wrote:
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> Have to put in my two cents as WTOP Traffic royaly
> screwed me over this morning...

Awesome, thanks for not adding your carriage-return-free wall of text to one of the twelve other WTOP traffic threads here. It deserves its own thread.

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Re: WTOP Traffic Blows!!!
Posted by: really? ()
Date: July 13, 2011 06:27PM

The "construction next 12 miles" signs have been there for what, almost two years now? Not like that was anything new. The beltway in Virginia is one continuous construction zone all the way from the Woodrow Wilson to Tysons and has been that way for many, many months.

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Re: WTOP Traffic Blows!!!
Posted by: DirtMcGirt ()
Date: July 13, 2011 11:35PM

Here's the last traffic report you'll ever need:

You live in NOVA! Traffic will suck EVERY DAY OF YOUR LIFE!... WHEREVER YOU GO!. Why do people even bother with traffic reports any more?

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Re: WTOP Traffic Blows!!!
Posted by: YeahReally! ()
Date: July 15, 2011 01:18PM

Yeah Really ya jerk off... the sign has only been there a couple of weeks and 9 times out of 10 that route has no traffic at all... next time you don't know what you're talking about do us all a favor and keep your mouth shut.

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Re: WTOP Traffic Blows!!!
Date: July 15, 2011 01:45PM

WTOP traffic has improved immensely since they got rid of Lisa Baden. It's not perfect, but at least I don't have to hear about Father Hurley Blvd for 90 percent of the reports.

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Re: WTOP Traffic Blows!!!
Posted by: God's Wrath! ()
Date: July 15, 2011 04:14PM

PO'd WTOP Listener Wrote:
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> Their new slogan should be:
>
> "We'll be sure to you get to work Late, with
> Traffic and Weather Together on the Eight's!!!"
>
> Have to put in my two cents as WTOP Traffic royaly
> screwed me over this morning... When debating on
> taking 395N or 295N into DC they mentioned some
> 'back-up' (which was completely false) on 395N
> around the 14th Street Bridge, and NO MENTION of
> any traffic on 495 Outer Loop in Alexandria or
> before the Woodrow Wilson Bridge... So thinking
> I'll beat this 395N traffic (which I often do), I
> thought I'd fly around the beltway and get on 295N
> and be at work on time... problem was that I come
> to a complete stop in Alexandria on the Outer Loop
> and keep listening to WTOP and don't hear
> ANYTHING... then after moving 5 miles an hour for
> about 30 minutes I finally see a sign that says
> "Road Construction Next 12 Miles" !!!... I'm
> finally so fed up that I take the next exit (which
> took me another 15 minutes to get to) and turned
> around to backtrack my way back around the beltway
> all the way to get on 395N (which I'd passed by
> over a half hour ealier) and flew the whole way on
> 395N all the way to my final destination in DC....
> These idiots screw me over time and time again
> with their innacurate traffic information, I'm
> done listening to them... and that was previously
> the ONLY reason I ever listened to them. I could
> probably site 12 more examples off the top of my
> head, but this one took the cake.... and with no
> other substantial radio news competition in the
> market these guys can just spout off anything they
> want until the cows come home.

This was punishment from God for being a such a bitchy-ass coward. Now get back in your car and learn to navigate!!!

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Re: WTOP Traffic Blows!!!
Posted by: 496 ()
Date: July 15, 2011 04:54PM

Hey cocksucker. Are you paying a fee for WTOP traffic? If not than shut the fuck up.

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Re: WTOP Traffic Blows!!!
Posted by: CrabbyNative ()
Date: July 15, 2011 10:35PM

Blah blah blah, accident on 66 EB, blah blah blah outer loop slow from GA avenue through Silver Spring blah blah blah slow in both directions at the Wilson Bridge. There is your traffic report every day. If you need WTOP to tell you what roads to take you are in trouble.

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Re: WTOP Traffic Blows!!!
Posted by: WTOP Sucks! ()
Date: July 16, 2011 08:39AM

PO'd WTOP Listener is completely right, WTOP traffic does indeed suck, and anyone who disagrees with him is a flaky D'bag. Now all you WTOP Fan Boys need to quit sucking WTOP's Hog and boycot them in favor of WJFK.

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Re: WTOP Traffic Blows!!!
Posted by: Ut videam ()
Date: July 16, 2011 01:21PM

WTOP Sucks! Wrote:
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> PO'd WTOP Listener is completely right, WTOP
> traffic does indeed suck, and anyone who disagrees
> with him is a flaky D'bag. Now all you WTOP Fan
> Boys need to quit sucking WTOP's Hog and boycot
> them in favor of WJFK.

Anonymous Sports Junkies post

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Re: WTOP Traffic Blows!!!
Date: July 17, 2011 03:21PM

WTOP Sucks! Wrote:
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> PO'd WTOP Listener is completely right, WTOP
> traffic does indeed suck, and anyone who disagrees
> with him is a flaky D'bag. Now all you WTOP Fan
> Boys need to quit sucking WTOP's Hog and boycot
> them in favor of WJFK.


Maybe the Junkies would have more listeners if EB and JP picked up a fucking book once in a while and actually had something interesting to talk about (and by "book" I don't mean Twilight or some other vampire-themed piece of shit).

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