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FU, too, asshole
Posted by: rstidman ()
Date: April 08, 2005 02:17PM

The abbreviated name for this site sums up how I feel about our local government:

F.U.

Fairfax is so easy to hate and so hard to leave.

Could just ONE fucking area around here have sync'd traffic lights????? I know someone mentioned this in another thread but it bears repeating. The most frustrating thing in the world is sitting at a pointless red, with a green off in the distance at the next light, and just as you get the green... the next light turns red.

And turn lane-only lights that don't clear the lane before changing back to red.

Fuck it, I say we just get rid of traffic lights and give everyone RPG's, and let the best man get further faster. Someone ahead of you holding you up? Light pissing you off? Blast. Problem solved.

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Re: FU, too, asshole
Posted by: psycho_fann1 ()
Date: April 08, 2005 04:16PM

that is so true. except i'd rather rain down some willy peter on them. lol

slow-ass sucky drivers piss me off

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Re: FU, too, asshole
Posted by: MrDoctor ()
Date: April 08, 2005 05:40PM

why is it so hard to leave?

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Re: FU, too, asshole
Posted by: pgens ()
Date: April 08, 2005 10:02PM

> Someone ahead of you holding you
> up? Light pissing you off? Blast. Problem
> solved.

Yeah, but then you have a smoldering mess in front of you that you may not be able to drive around. Save the RPGs for the deer.

I think we need more blinking yellow lights at night... I too am tired of sitting almost within view of my destination all alone at a red light, knowing that the exact time I decide to say fuck it and run the light some hiding cop will catch me :)






Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 04/08/2005 10:04PM by pgens.

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Re: FU, too, asshole
Posted by: rstidman ()
Date: April 08, 2005 11:04PM

why is it so hard to leave?


I've lived here 26 years (yes that's the whole wad). I have roots. And a house I'd have to sell, accounts I would have to close and transfer, friends I would have to at least say "later" to, the list goes on.

But the real reason it's so hard to leave is traffic... I literally get stuck in traffic all times of the day in all areas. Took me 1 hour-

MOTHERFUCKING 1 HOUR!!! to get across fairfax this afternoon. The city, not the county. From the circle to Wegmans. 1 fucking hour.

I could have walked it in almost the same time.

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Re: FU, too, asshole
Posted by: MrDoctor ()
Date: April 09, 2005 01:50AM

foll if u think its hard to get out of nova ur a fucccin idiot like te rest of these mother fuckers that seem to be on this forum. yaw some bamma as tricks
fuclk u all get sme bawls

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Re: FU, too, asshole
Posted by: rstidman ()
Date: April 09, 2005 07:59AM

way to spell there, cletus

I know you wouldn't find it hard to leave, your cousin in Alabama is probably waiting for you to come make her an honest woman

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Re: FU, too, asshole
Posted by: MrDoctor ()
Date: April 10, 2005 01:17AM

horrible joke

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Re: FU, too, asshole
Posted by: rtcpenguin ()
Date: April 10, 2005 03:48AM

Don't even complain about Fairfax. The lights are synced better than you could ever imagine compared to some other areas...namely Harrisonburg, Fredricksburg and Blacksburg.

Little River tnpk's lights are so well synced that if you know what you're doing you can make it from before annandale to fairfax city without hitting a single red light

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Re: FU, too, asshole
Posted by: asnpcwiz ()
Date: April 11, 2005 02:22PM

rtcpenguin Wrote:
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> Little River tnpk's lights are so well synced that
> if you know what you're doing you can make it from
> before annandale to fairfax city without hitting a
> single red light


This guy is on crack...assuming there are no cars on the road (which is impossible in this area), there is still no way this can be done. Unless your car is halfway passed the line where annandale and fairfax city meet. No way this can be done on a normal day from the middle of annandale. You'd be lucky to go 3 traffic lights.

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Re: FU, too, asshole
Posted by: MrDoctor ()
Date: April 11, 2005 05:37PM

i made it from NOVA ANNANDALE campus to eden center without catchin a red. i know where every fucking pothole is and i know where pigs hide. plus having a turbo helps too

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Re: FU, too, asshole
Posted by: rstidman ()
Date: April 11, 2005 07:47PM

MrDoctor, feel free to put up, or feel free to shut up. I'm free tomorrow for a demonstration of your rather lame talent. I'll buy you beers til you can't stand if you prove it.

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Re: FU, too, asshole
Posted by: MrDoctor ()
Date: April 11, 2005 08:05PM

oh really? thats a bet, you gonna be at NOVA ANNANDALE campus tomm?. one thing you cant ride with me you have to keep up

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Re: FU, too, asshole
Posted by: rstidman ()
Date: April 11, 2005 08:21PM

then no deal remington steele. what's the big deal about me riding along? afraid you can't keeo the bet without losing me, thereby making it impossible for me to prove?

Sounds like someone is trying to find a way to pussy out and still get his cake, or beer as the case may be

umm... beer flavored cake

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Re: FU, too, asshole
Posted by: MrDoctor ()
Date: April 11, 2005 08:42PM

hell no man, its cuz i already have a passenger and i dont like havn many heads. i dont care u can hop in.. will u be there tommorrow around 4 20

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Re: FU, too, asshole
Posted by: rstidman ()
Date: April 11, 2005 09:29PM

420...hmmm

sounds like a "double invitation" where my stoned ass comes from

I really just wanted to rank on you now am I going to be the pussy? Give me a while to decide.

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Re: FU, too, asshole
Posted by: MrDoctor ()
Date: April 11, 2005 09:56PM

that was a double invitation haha

whre u from rstidman u are the only koolkat on this forum as of yet
even though there are like 5 of us total

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Re: FU, too, asshole
Posted by: Cary ()
Date: April 11, 2005 10:37PM

hahaha. you guys should use the chat for general bullshit. not that it really matters, just easier.
MrDoctor what you got a 1988 Volvo 740 turbo? 86 whp! Holy shit!
NoVA Annandale sucks shit. 8am calc class was the worst idea ever.

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Re: FU, too, asshole
Posted by: MrDoctor ()
Date: April 12, 2005 12:14PM

um no i have a subaru sti

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Re: FU, too, asshole
Posted by: rstidman ()
Date: April 12, 2005 12:42PM

check your private messages mrdoctor

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Re: FU, too, asshole
Posted by: MrDoctor ()
Date: April 12, 2005 06:38PM

ok i didnt even know this forum had taht feature

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Re: FU, too, asshole
Posted by: Judge Crater ()
Date: May 18, 2009 06:33PM

ok here is a good one

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Re: FU, too, asshole
Posted by: spunky ()
Date: May 18, 2009 06:54PM

Not! Try again.

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Re: FU, too, asshole
Posted by: Genevieve ()
Date: May 18, 2009 07:25PM

Nice try, but it just reminds me that MrDoctor hasn't been over to hang out in practically forever.

/pout

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Re: FU, too, asshole
Posted by: yaaaaa ()
Date: May 18, 2009 08:01PM

this thread is so old.



Ha Ha! I bumped this 4yrold thread in hopes of amusement.

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Re: FU, too, asshole
Posted by: 496 ()
Date: May 18, 2009 08:35PM

Spunky, you should try bumping those 4 yr old crabs off your fetid crotch.

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Re: FU, too, asshole
Posted by: Gravis ()
Date: May 18, 2009 11:15PM

496 Wrote:
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> Spunky, you should try bumping those 4 yr old
> crabs off your fetid crotch.


i cant believe you feel for a screenshot of a post.


"the wisdom of the wise will perish, the intelligence of the intelligent will vanish."095042938540

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Re: FU, too, asshole
Posted by: 496 ()
Date: May 19, 2009 10:08AM

Gravis Wrote:
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> 496 Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Spunky, you should try bumping those 4 yr old
> > crabs off your fetid crotch.
>
> i cant believe you feel for a screenshot of a
> post.


It's not that I'm lazy, it's that I just don't care.....

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