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The Dangers of FX County
Posted by: curious ()
Date: June 01, 2011 10:38AM

If someone is visiting Fairfax from somewhere else, what should they know in order to stay safe?

I'll add:

Avoid copperhead snakes-

Home

Poison Ivy-

Home

And most major highways between the hours of 6AM-9AM, and 4PM-7PM . . .
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Re: The Dangers of FX County
Posted by: theShadowToo ()
Date: June 01, 2011 10:40AM

Springfield Mall

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Re: The Dangers of FX County
Posted by: curious ()
Date: June 01, 2011 10:43AM

Home

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Re: The Dangers of FX County
Posted by: Shadow ()
Date: June 01, 2011 10:44AM

Yeah, Fairfax County, be warned. It's a dangerous place.

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Re: The Dangers of FX County
Posted by: Funny_guy ()
Date: June 01, 2011 10:46AM

Stay away from Centreville!

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Re: The Dangers of FX County
Posted by: Warhawk ()
Date: June 01, 2011 10:49AM

Route 1, south of 495. At all costs.

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Re: The Dangers of FX County
Posted by: TheMeeper ()
Date: June 01, 2011 10:50AM

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Re: The Dangers of FX County
Posted by: c'ville-ian ()
Date: June 01, 2011 11:50AM

spa world. unless you're gay. or korean.

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Re: The Dangers of FX County
Posted by: graymoose1 ()
Date: June 01, 2011 12:09PM

Lol @ mall

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Re: The Dangers of FX County
Posted by: ProVallone ()
Date: June 01, 2011 12:18PM

1.Beware of running/bike trails, there are savage rapist Hispanics abounding.
2.If you're in a McDonalds and a group of 5 or more black kids come in, GET OUT FAST!
3.Beware of day labor Beaners in front of 7-11's , you may have to cut out Slurpees for a while.
4.Twitchy trigger happy County Police. (Show em your hands!)

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Re: The Dangers of FX County
Posted by: Gordon Blvd ()
Date: June 01, 2011 12:21PM

@theMeeper: +1 - I laughed out loud at that one

@OP - you forgot one other thing:
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Re: The Dangers of FX County
Posted by: Funny Guy ()
Date: June 01, 2011 01:13PM

four loko inspired tragedies. lol

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Re: The Dangers of FX County
Posted by: 496 ()
Date: June 01, 2011 01:30PM

westfields HS

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Re: The Dangers of FX County
Posted by: Burke Dude ()
Date: June 01, 2011 02:34PM

This......
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Re: The Dangers of FX County
Posted by: herewegoagain ()
Date: June 01, 2011 03:52PM

FCPS school board and Jack Dale. Dale and Bradsher are the biggest dangers to this county we've ever seen!
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Re: The Dangers of FX County
Posted by: Smokey Link ()
Date: June 01, 2011 04:47PM

Worst danger to pedestrians and other cars the Soccer Mom
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Re: The Dangers of FX County
Posted by: kdubz ()
Date: June 01, 2011 04:56PM

!!!
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Re: The Dangers of FX County
Posted by: KeepOnTruckin ()
Date: June 01, 2011 06:48PM

curious Wrote:
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> If someone is visiting Fairfax from somewhere
> else, what should they know in order to stay
> safe?
>
> I'll add:
>
> Avoid copperhead snakes-
>
>
>
> Poison Ivy-
>
>
>
> And most major highways between the hours of
> 6AM-9AM, and 4PM-7PM . . .
> .

Extend all those times by an hour in each direction. Maybe 7:30 pm on the evening end.

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Re: The Dangers of FX County
Posted by: Shadow ()
Date: June 01, 2011 11:51PM

What? Nobody's mentioned the food fights yet?

Seriously though, Black Widow and Brown Recluse Spiders.
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Re: The Dangers of FX County
Posted by: wnrsm ()
Date: June 02, 2011 12:19AM

I killed a 3ft long copperhead last Sunday. Scary stuff since I have two kids under 6yo running around that yard.

I found out about poison ivy the hard way. I had never seen it before having lived elsewhere until 2004.

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Re: The Dangers of FX County
Posted by: Nextdoorneighbor ()
Date: June 02, 2011 11:39AM

If people are scared tell them to leave we are already over crowded...

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Re: The Dangers of FX County
Posted by: Deer ()
Date: June 04, 2011 07:18PM

ticks

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Re: The Dangers of FX County
Posted by: yagirll ()
Date: June 05, 2011 11:38AM

stay away from shoppers in centreville and the centreville library. watch out for illegals, food fights, crazy teenagers that have there hood on, heritage forest neighborhood, and theres also a few crazy hobos.

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Re: The Dangers of FX County
Posted by: Asian Insect ()
Date: June 05, 2011 11:45AM

Stink bugs

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Re: The Dangers of FX County
Posted by: yagirll ()
Date: June 05, 2011 11:47AM

ohhhhh so true. there all up in my school. and i just found one in my house last week!

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Re: The Dangers of FX County
Posted by: Peligro ()
Date: June 05, 2011 02:14PM

yagirll, are you talking about the stinkbugs, the hobos, the hoods, or the illegals? :)

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Re: The Dangers of FX County
Date: June 05, 2011 02:20PM

Asshole neighbors. Seriously, the ratio of asshole neighbor to decent neighbor in this area is way out of whack.

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Re: The Dangers of FX County
Posted by: Bugs ()
Date: June 05, 2011 04:49PM

Asian Insect Wrote:
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> Stink bugs

You fail! Include pictures next time!
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Re: The Dangers of FX County
Posted by: cant we all just get along ()
Date: June 05, 2011 04:54PM

WashingTone-Locian Wrote:
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> Asshole neighbors. Seriously, the ratio of asshole
> neighbor to decent neighbor in this area is way
> out of whack.


ABSOLUTELY, asshole or crazy.3 different houses and 3 different nutjobs, I thought it was just me. Now when somebody new moves in I dont even want to know their names.

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Re: The Dangers of FX County
Posted by: Local Yokel ()
Date: June 05, 2011 05:00PM

Asians...
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Re: The Dangers of FX County
Posted by: 6X ()
Date: June 05, 2011 06:04PM

Make sure you cut your grass or they will put a green sticker on your door. If you don't cut it, they will & send you a crazy bill.
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Re: The Dangers of FX County
Posted by: Warhawk ()
Date: June 05, 2011 07:20PM

WashingTone-Locian Wrote:
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> Asshole neighbors. Seriously, the ratio of asshole
> neighbor to decent neighbor in this area is way
> out of whack.


Thats because NoVA is infested with assholes in general. Self centered, self serving, backstabbing, gossipy, turncoat motherfuckers that unfortunately need to live somewhere. And my neighbors are pretty cool, save for the section 8 ghetto fabulous renters 4 houses over.

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Re: The Dangers of FX County
Posted by: danger ()
Date: June 05, 2011 10:10PM


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Re: The Dangers of FX County
Posted by: red fodor ()
Date: June 06, 2011 12:17AM

WashingTone-Locian Wrote:
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> Asshole neighbors. Seriously, the ratio of asshole
> neighbor to decent neighbor in this area is way
> out of whack.


+1

I live off Clareth Dr, where it runs into Delevan Dr. All my neigbors are assholes. Not a single cool one at all. Bunch of pricks all the way around. Simply put, anyone off Lawyers Road is a massive prick. If I wasn't upside down, I'd be out of this turd bag neighborhood in a heartbeat. You should see the level of douchebaggery in this neighborhood. My wife told me to buy inside the beltway, I should have listened to her. My property value would have risen rather than decreased. I am willing to take the loss and move to Arlington.

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Re: The Dangers of FX County
Posted by: wnrsm ()
Date: June 06, 2011 12:31AM

Warhawk Wrote:
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> WashingTone-Locian Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Asshole neighbors. Seriously, the ratio of
> asshole
> > neighbor to decent neighbor in this area is way
> > out of whack.
>
>
> Thats because NoVA is infested with assholes in
> general. Self centered, self serving,
> backstabbing, gossipy, turncoat motherfuckers that
> unfortunately need to live somewhere. And my
> neighbors are pretty cool, save for the section 8
> ghetto fabulous renters 4 houses over.

Just had a dbag neighbor move out, just to have some introverts move in. I guess I'm better off.

If he wasn't borrowing something or trying to recruit me into a job where he would get an hourly cut of my pay, he was snubbing me. If I did try to be social he would talk shit about the neighbors - and later talked shit to the neighbors about me.

I got frosty with him after he got all pissy when I wouldn't sell him something of mine that I had never put up for sale.

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Re: The Dangers of FX County
Date: June 06, 2011 07:08AM

My neighborhood is about half asshole, half decent. What's funny is people will move in from out of state and start out decent. But somewhere along the way the asshole starts rubbing off on them.

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Re: The Dangers of FX County
Posted by: SoylentGreen ()
Date: June 06, 2011 07:33AM

WashingTone-Locian Wrote:
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> My neighborhood is about half asshole, half
> decent. What's funny is people will move in from
> out of state and start out decent. But somewhere
> along the way the asshole starts rubbing off on
> them.


It's called "migrant worker syndome".

They move in, get settled in their job, the revert back to the assholes they were before they came here.

We seem to trade out assholes about every two to four years depending on the election cycle.

Change of administration brings more since all the government contractors have to switch out ass kissers to extend their federal welfare.

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Date: June 06, 2011 08:48AM

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Edited 2 time(s). Last edit at 12/07/2014 04:13AM by chuckhoffmann.

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Re: The Dangers of FX County
Date: June 06, 2011 09:15AM

That's Eesh? I thought that was Harry Tuttle? Who the fuck are the other two guys people keep saying are Eesh?

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Re: The Dangers of FX County
Posted by: JBass ()
Date: June 06, 2011 09:17AM

Thats pretty weird. I mean I love my guns and all but....

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Re: The Dangers of FX County
Posted by: graymoose1 ()
Date: June 06, 2011 09:57AM

We are all eesh and Elliot and inkatard and etc. etc. etc.

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Re: The Dangers of FX County
Posted by: 6X ()
Date: June 06, 2011 01:00PM

William said he's not eesh. Why do you guys think he is?

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Re: The Dangers of FX County
Date: June 06, 2011 01:03PM

6X Wrote:
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> William said he's not eesh. Why do you guys think
> he is?


I don't know and I don't care. I just don't get the inconsistency of the stalkers here. Have some pride in your fucking work!

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Re: The Dangers of FX County
Posted by: kkg ()
Date: June 06, 2011 01:12PM

WashingTone-Locian Wrote:
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> 6X Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > William said he's not eesh. Why do you guys
> think
> > he is?
>
>
> I don't know and I don't care. I just don't get
> the inconsistency of the stalkers here. Have some
> pride in your fucking work!

Careful what you ask for.

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Re: The Dangers of FX County
Posted by: MrMephisto ()
Date: June 06, 2011 01:20PM

How is the Remington model 870, anyway? I almost bought a pistol grip shotgun, but I was told it's not ideal for a person's first shotgun.

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Re: The Dangers of FX County
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: June 06, 2011 01:29PM

chuckhoffmann Wrote:
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> The biggest danger is psycho posters on Fairfax
> Underground.





Next time, don't leave out the pictures of my Smith Wesson 442 and Model 10 that I sent you.

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Re: The Dangers of FX County
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: June 06, 2011 01:33PM

MrMephisto Wrote:
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> How is the Remington model 870, anyway? I almost
> bought a pistol grip shotgun, but I was told it's
> not ideal for a person's first shotgun.





That picture Chuck is using isn't a Remington 870, it's a Mossberg 500 Cruiser. They're pretty cool looking, that's about it. Shortly after I bought it, I fired 3 inch shells of buckshot, slugs, and birdshot. I won't make that mistake again, all the recoil goes into your hand, it's like being punched repeatedly in your palm.

If you really want a pistol grip shotgun, invest in a Knoxx stock.

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Re: The Dangers of FX County
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: June 06, 2011 01:58PM

chuckhoffmann Wrote:
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> The biggest danger is psycho posters on Fairfax
> Underground.




Likewise, I would be very worried about a man in his 40s that lives with his mother and supports his daughter with food stamps. Have you found a job yet Chuck? I also think it is hilarious that you admitted to posting on this site from a library.


This is Chuck Hoffmann by the way. It was from a photobucket account of his that he has since taken down.

A real winner here.


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Re: The Dangers of FX County
Posted by: yagirll ()
Date: June 06, 2011 08:18PM

Peligro Wrote:
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> yagirll, are you talking about the stinkbugs, the
> hobos, the hoods, or the illegals? :)

stinkbugs LOL

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Re: The Dangers of FX County
Posted by: jDV4D ()
Date: April 17, 2015 04:14AM

eesh Wrote:
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> chuckhoffmann Wrote:
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> > The biggest danger is psycho posters on Fairfax
> > Underground.

>
>
>
>
> Next time, don't leave out the pictures of my
> Smith Wesson 442 and Model 10 that I sent you.

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Re: The Dangers of FX County
Posted by: tvC7L ()
Date: April 18, 2015 12:38PM

here's a fatal attraction for you
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Re: The Dangers of FX County
Posted by: wNN6w ()
Date: April 18, 2015 12:42PM

the continually "upgrade" (will not stop fucking with) the lights on police vehicles. i'm sure there's 1000 upgrades and version now.

all brigher, more flashy, more annoying - like a STROBE. old police lights were dimmer and more analog

well when cops pull people over on highway - the STROBE puts people in a kind of seizure (which esp. seizure victims are prone to)

but guess who else is prone to seizure? drunks.

the fucking "upgrades" are causing drunks to

1) not be able to see a damn thing the lights are so bright flashing

2) become entrances or in a seizure state, and actually end up rear ending or side swiping the cop car

this is great if your a nigger making chevy in detroit: more cars sold

this sucks if your a cop OR just anyone trying to see the fucking road driving by someone who is pulled over at night

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Re: The Dangers of FX County
Date: April 18, 2015 03:51PM

curious Wrote:
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> If someone is visiting Fairfax from somewhere
> else, what should they know in order to stay
> safe?
>
> I'll add:
>
> Avoid copperhead snakes-
>
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> Poison Ivy-
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>
> And most major highways between the hours of
> 6AM-9AM, and 4PM-7PM . . .
> .

Avoid Great Falls. It's a disgusting ghetto.

If you're looking for a nice place to live, move to Hybla Valley.

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Re: The Dangers of FX County
Posted by: Must be chuck hoffman ()
Date: April 19, 2015 09:25AM

Searched your own name, thought you'd post with your new gay name?

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Re: The Dangers of FX County
Posted by: Gambler's Lives Matter! ()
Date: April 20, 2015 10:04AM

wNN6w Wrote:
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> the continually "upgrade" (will not stop fucking
> with) the lights on police vehicles. i'm sure
> there's 1000 upgrades and version now.
>
> all brigher, more flashy, more annoying - like a
> STROBE. old police lights were dimmer and more
> analog
>
> well when cops pull people over on highway - the
> STROBE puts people in a kind of seizure (which
> esp. seizure victims are prone to)
>
> but guess who else is prone to seizure? drunks.
>
> the fucking "upgrades" are causing drunks to
>
> 1) not be able to see a damn thing the lights are
> so bright flashing
>
> 2) become entrances or in a seizure state, and
> actually end up rear ending or side swiping the
> cop car
>
> this is great if your a nigger making chevy in
> detroit: more cars sold
>
> this sucks if your a cop OR just anyone trying to
> see the fucking road driving by someone who is
> pulled over at night



Jebus! Your ever reliable insane postings make my day!

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