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Which Heterosexual Bars to go for a quickie?
Posted by: Radiophile ()
Date: May 18, 2011 02:41PM

Since the world is ending Saturday, where should I go to on Thursday/Friday night to get some action? Where do the hotties hang? I would like to say as close to Fairfax County as possible so I can sneak home to the wife afterward.

Fairfaxunderground rules: Lilliputions, not ok. Midgettville ok. I got it now.

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Re: Which Heterosexual Bars to go for a quickie?
Posted by: slut ()
Date: May 18, 2011 02:45PM

How many end of world threads are you going to start you attention whore?

To answer your question though, no chick is going to spread for you. Even if it is the end of the world.

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Re: Which Heterosexual Bars to go for a quickie?
Posted by: Ralph Pootawn ()
Date: May 18, 2011 03:07PM

Fast Eddies or Breakers

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Re: Which Heterosexual Bars to go for a quickie?
Posted by: Radiophile ()
Date: May 18, 2011 03:16PM

slut Wrote:
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> How many end of world threads are you going to
> start you attention whore?


Like the end of the world is not deserving of a couple threads.... If a man carrying a tuba is worth 1 thread, the end of the world is worth at least 3 threads,

Fairfaxunderground rules: Lilliputions, not ok. Midgettville ok. I got it now.

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Re: Which Heterosexual Bars to go for a quickie?
Posted by: Better it fucked now ()
Date: May 18, 2011 03:46PM

Sex,booze,pot,ice cream and whatever is bad for you now until the world ends.

Or Sunday night.

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Re: Which Heterosexual Bars to go for a quickie?
Posted by: Warhawk ()
Date: May 18, 2011 03:49PM

Shade Tree

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Re: Which Homosexual Bars to go for a quickie?
Posted by: Hey! ()
Date: May 18, 2011 05:16PM

Radiophile Wrote:
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> Since the world is ending Saturday, where should I
> go to on Thursday/Friday night to get some action?
> Where do the hotties hang? I would like to say as
> close to Fairfax County as possible so I can sneak
> home to the wife afterward.




So Addictive Lounge in Herndon.

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Re: Which Heterosexual Bars to go for a quickie?
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: May 18, 2011 05:21PM

I think Radiophile should stick to taking pictures of Tysons construction.

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Re: Which Heterosexual Bars to go for a quickie?
Posted by: Tyson's Tranny ()
Date: May 18, 2011 05:25PM

eesh Wrote:
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> I think Radiophile should stick to taking pictures
> of Tysons construction.


He does like the "Big Monster".

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Re: Which Heterosexual Bars to go for a quickie?
Posted by: VA Player ()
Date: May 18, 2011 05:43PM

Rumor has it there are hookers in Herndon by the McDonalds. LOL
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Re: Which Heterosexual Bars to go for a quickie?
Posted by: keystoner ()
Date: May 19, 2011 09:51AM

by "quickie" do you mean a quick beer? or a quick fuck? how does that work? do you just bend them over in the bar? go out to your car? hotel?

good luck with that.

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Re: Which Heterosexual Bars to go for a quickie?
Posted by: BB*X ()
Date: May 19, 2011 01:30PM

"do you just bend them over in the bar? go out to your car? hotel?"

Yes, yes, yes and what ever/where ever else she is up for.

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Re: Which Heterosexual Bars to go for a quickie?
Posted by: friend of Lourdes ()
Date: February 23, 2013 11:40PM

I am sure Lourdes is thrilled with this post. I hope she realizes she is married to a scumbag that wants to cheat on her. Mark, you are a horrible husband. Look up adultery in the Webster dictionary.

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Re: Which Heterosexual Bars to go for a quickie?
Posted by: you know he is ()
Date: April 07, 2020 01:15PM

Hmmm. Some people think this Coronavirus thing is the end of the world. I wonder if Mark Webster is out looking from some strange to cheat on Lourdes with again.

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Re: Which Heterosexual Bars to go for a quickie?
Posted by: webster watch ()
Date: April 07, 2020 02:24PM

I heard that, but he's also gay as fuck, right?

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Re: Which Heterosexual Bars to go for a quickie?
Posted by: good point ()
Date: April 07, 2020 03:34PM

He probably is. Would a hetero male marry a "woman" like Lourdes?

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Re: Which Heterosexual Bars to go for a quickie?
Posted by: Lourdesmanderer2 ()
Date: April 07, 2020 07:16PM

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Re: Which Heterosexual Bars to go for a quickie?
Posted by: Annandale Trumptard Neighbor 3 ()
Date: April 08, 2020 10:12AM

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Re: Which Heterosexual Bars to go for a quickie?
Posted by: Websterer2 ()
Date: April 08, 2020 03:32PM

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