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pigs
Posted by: MP ()
Date: May 18, 2011 01:14PM

I was involved in a car accident yesterday and waited for 35 minutes on route 7 for the cops to show up... I saw 2 cops drive right past us and i was waving them down, and in the end not a single fucking pig came to help us. Here's my main problem, if i had called in as a nieghbor spotting some teenagers having a party or seeing 2 kids possibly smoking weed, they would drop there donuts and be at the spot in under 5 minutes. Serve and protect my ass

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Re: pigs
Posted by: Lloydster ()
Date: May 18, 2011 01:20PM

Why would they want to serve and protect your ass?
pics or stfu

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Re: pigs
Posted by: WilliamRobert ()
Date: May 18, 2011 01:26PM

get high pigs cant fly!

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Re: pigs
Posted by: Rt 7 ()
Date: May 18, 2011 01:40PM

you should have taken that 35 minutes and moved your car off the road. i was stuck behind you. also, did you think that the police could have been going to a more serious call? they could have been serving and protecting you. you never know.

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Re: pigs
Posted by: ITRADE ()
Date: May 18, 2011 01:57PM

I thought this story was going to be about eesh.

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Re: pigs
Posted by: capt obvious ()
Date: May 19, 2011 04:49AM

fyi unless it's a major wreck you move your dumb ass off the road....the pd do nothing for you unless there's something major about the wreck...an injury, major damage, possible future damage to other cars.....

lol toolbag

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Re: pigs
Posted by: Kilton ()
Date: May 19, 2011 06:03AM

MP Wrote:
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> I was involved in a car accident yesterday

This is code for "I caused a car accident yesterday".

Tough luck dummy.

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Re: pigs
Posted by: Highlander ()
Date: May 19, 2011 06:06AM

MP Wrote:
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Here's my main problem, if i had called in as a nieghbor spotting
> some teenagers having a party or seeing 2 kids
> possibly smoking weed, they would drop there
> donuts and be at the spot in under 5 minutes.
> Serve and protect my ass

I'm thinking proper grammar, spelling, and punctuation are your main problems....

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Re: pigs
Posted by: Gordon Blvd ()
Date: May 19, 2011 06:13AM

not to mention driving LoLz

yeah, MP - sorry you needed the police to come hold yr widdle hand - most of us grown ups just exchange insurance info and move on with our lives.

Let me point out something to you, k? IN YOUR OWN POST, YOU SAID "IF I HAD CALLED IN.........."

So next time, when you want an officer to come to yr accident, TRY CALLING IT IN!!!


Christ on a Cracker............................o_0

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Re: pigs
Posted by: Funny_Guy ()
Date: May 19, 2011 06:36AM

MP Wrote:
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> I was involved in a car accident yesterday and
> waited for 35 minutes on route 7 for the cops to
> show up... I saw 2 cops drive right past us and i
> was waving them down, and in the end not a single
> fucking pig came to help us. Here's my main
> problem, if i had called in as a nieghbor spotting
> some teenagers having a party or seeing 2 kids
> possibly smoking weed, they would drop there
> donuts and be at the spot in under 5 minutes.
> Serve and protect my ass

Too bad they didn't shoot your whiny ass. Reading this thread made my eyes bleed.
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Re: pigs
Posted by: kdub ()
Date: May 19, 2011 02:54PM

tell 'em large marge sent 'ya.

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Re: pigs
Posted by: chief ()
Date: May 19, 2011 03:23PM

FCPD are fat, lazy douche bags

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Re: pigs
Posted by: More Complete ()
Date: May 19, 2011 03:27PM

Us law abiding non accident causing folks don't worry about this kind of stuff. You sound like you have a lot of growing up to do.

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Re: pigs
Posted by: Ale ()
Date: May 19, 2011 03:28PM

Rt 7 Wrote:
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> you should have taken that 35 minutes and moved
> your car off the road. i was stuck behind you.
> also, did you think that the police could have
> been going to a more serious call? they could
> have been serving and protecting you. you never
> know.


LOL that was a good one

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Re: pigs
Posted by: Pedro eats Tacos ()
Date: May 19, 2011 03:46PM

If only they had used the tazer on your balls. I would have paid GOOD money to see that!!!

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Re: pigs
Posted by: Pig Fucker ()
Date: May 19, 2011 03:49PM

People like you need to be gutted and quartered, then hung by a meat hook.
Your sense of entitlement makes me want to puke. Fuck you.

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Re: pigs
Posted by: JBass ()
Date: May 19, 2011 03:52PM

Pig Fucker Wrote:
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> People like you need to be gutted and quartered,
> then hung by a meat hook.
> Your sense of entitlement makes me want to puke.
> Fuck you.


Sense of entitlement? You fucking retard; of course a citizen should be entitled to police protection. Are you saying he is not?

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Re: pigs
Posted by: Gordon Blvd ()
Date: May 19, 2011 04:00PM

JBass Wrote:
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>
>
> Sense of entitlement? You fucking retard; of
> course a citizen should be entitled to police
> protection. Are you saying he is not?


c'mon JB- it was a car accident not a mugging - not like he couldnt have handled it himself, is all

even though Pig Fucker was taking it a little too far.................sheesh, dude - DECAF!

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Re: pigs
Posted by: Jesus Saves... ()
Date: May 19, 2011 04:06PM

He was dropped as a child (repeatedly).

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Re: pigs
Posted by: JBass ()
Date: May 19, 2011 04:13PM

I was hit my a tow truck in a private parking lot while parked about a month ago. The truck left the scene and a witness was kind enough to leave me a note and number with the company name. The police showed up about an hour later and refused to file a report, because it was an accident on private property. I buy into all of that, no need for a report for every parking lot ding, but in this case the driver left the scene to evade responsibility. The fucking cop asked me if I was lying about the damage to "get something for nothing" from the tow guy, he threatened that lying to police is a crime and all that jazz. The witness clearly explained that they SAW the truck cause the damage.

Apparently, it is OK to cause property damage and not claim responsibility if you are doing your job. All I wanted was a report for my insurance company.

Resolution: The tow companies owner stroked me a check to keep it out of his insurance.

It is shit like this coming from bullshit beat cops that undermine the effectiveness of and trust in the majority of hard working officers.

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Re: pigs
Posted by: sumguy ()
Date: May 19, 2011 04:39PM

I called in a fight that had broke out next to my house. The person who answer the phone asked me if I could describe the fighters it was 1am and dark. I asked what did he mean by describe the fighters he says what do the look like. My response was what will get you here faster there beating the shit out of this guy and his car. The Fx police arrived about 45min later even though I saw to police cars go by 30min before the fight broke out.

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Re: pigs
Posted by: Michael Moore ()
Date: May 19, 2011 04:47PM

Funny_Guy Wrote:
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> MP Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I was involved in a car accident yesterday and
> > waited for 35 minutes on route 7 for the cops
> to
> > show up... I saw 2 cops drive right past us and
> i
> > was waving them down, and in the end not a
> single
> > fucking pig came to help us. Here's my main
> > problem, if i had called in as a nieghbor
> spotting
> > some teenagers having a party or seeing 2 kids
> > possibly smoking weed, they would drop there
> > donuts and be at the spot in under 5 minutes.
> > Serve and protect my ass
>
> Too bad they didn't shoot your whiny ass. Reading
> this thread made my eyes bleed.


Is this a pic of George Soros? Sure looks like him.

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Re: pigs
Posted by: Funny_Guy ()
Date: May 19, 2011 04:52PM

Michael Moore Wrote:
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> Funny_Guy Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > MP Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > I was involved in a car accident yesterday
> and
> > > waited for 35 minutes on route 7 for the cops
> > to
> > > show up... I saw 2 cops drive right past us
> and
> > i
> > > was waving them down, and in the end not a
> > single
> > > fucking pig came to help us. Here's my main
> > > problem, if i had called in as a nieghbor
> > spotting
> > > some teenagers having a party or seeing 2
> kids
> > > possibly smoking weed, they would drop there
> > > donuts and be at the spot in under 5 minutes.
>
> > > Serve and protect my ass
> >
> > Too bad they didn't shoot your whiny ass.
> Reading
> > this thread made my eyes bleed.
>
>
> Is this a pic of George Soros? Sure looks like
> him.

No, it's the "Arnold" from a scene from the movie, "Total Recall". You'll probably see it again during his divorce hearing and then it's going to be off to "Total Rehab".

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Re: pigs
Posted by: breast milk ()
Date: May 19, 2011 08:08PM

what a baby

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Re: pigs
Posted by: Pig Fucker ()
Date: May 19, 2011 09:45PM

JBass Wrote:
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> I was hit my a tow truck in a private parking lot
> while parked about a month ago. The truck left
> the scene and a witness was kind enough to leave
> me a note and number with the company name. The
> police showed up about an hour later and refused
> to file a report, because it was an accident on
> private property. I buy into all of that, no need
> for a report for every parking lot ding, but in
> this case the driver left the scene to evade
> responsibility. The fucking cop asked me if I was
> lying about the damage to "get something for
> nothing" from the tow guy, he threatened that
> lying to police is a crime and all that jazz. The
> witness clearly explained that they SAW the truck
> cause the damage.
>
> Apparently, it is OK to cause property damage and
> not claim responsibility if you are doing your
> job. All I wanted was a report for my insurance
> company.
>
> Resolution: The tow companies owner stroked me a
> check to keep it out of his insurance.
>
> It is shit like this coming from bullshit beat
> cops that undermine the effectiveness of and trust
> in the majority of hard working officers.


I wish that cop would have tuned your sorry ass up. You are a waste of space you fucking douche noozle.

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Re: pigs
Posted by: Gordon Blvd ()
Date: May 19, 2011 10:31PM

Pig Fucker seriously needs to adjust the hanger his mom left in his forehead..................

as for you, JBass - just cause one cop was a dick, doesnt mean all cops are.

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Re: pigs
Posted by: JBass ()
Date: May 20, 2011 09:00AM

Gordon Blvd Wrote:
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> Pig Fucker seriously needs to adjust the hanger
> his mom left in his forehead..................
>
> as for you, JBass - just cause one cop was a dick,
> doesnt mean all cops are.


Yeah I know. Its the one rotten apple scenario and I concede that police deal with the most despicable parts of our society, that many cops must develop a tough exterior to stay objective. The reality is that these attitudes alienate the entire group against the public.

Pig Fucker said Douche Nozzle... What a nerd.

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Re: pigs
Posted by: Gordon Blvd ()
Date: May 20, 2011 10:23AM

true that, JBass, true that

I used to work in a cell phone store that a lotta cops used and this one cop explained to me how yeah, there are dick cops any force - but that's the case on any job. Dick nurses, Dick car repair guys, dick Burger King workers - but cause cops have more power, that ppl just see all of them as alike. So when you meet that dick cop, you are more likely to see ALL cops as dicks. Yet when you get that dick behind the counter at Taco Bell, you arent as likely to see all Taco Bell workers as dicks.

All part of their job, apparently

btw, cops DO NOT have the most dangerous job in America - in fact Garbage guys die more per year than cops do on the job...........and even THEY arent in the top 5 - scary stuff

http://www.businessinsider.com/the-15-most-dangerous-jobs-in-america-2010-3

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