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Good private detective service to find out if wife is cheating?
Posted by: Mike D ()
Date: May 09, 2011 11:38AM

i have a sinking suspicion my wife is cheating, is there anything in the area anyone could recommend to help me investigate? my friend found this guy (http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/nva/hss/2370662523.html) and it worked real well but my girl doesn't have a phone or computer. Help!

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Re: Good private detective service to find out if wife is cheating?
Date: May 09, 2011 11:44AM

If you hire a PI, you've basically ruined your marriage regardless of what she may or may not be doing. Why don't you just ask her?

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Re: Good private detective service to find out if wife is cheating?
Posted by: Mike D ()
Date: May 09, 2011 11:47AM

I did, she never give a yes or no, just you should trust me.

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Re: Good private detective service to find out if wife is cheating?
Posted by: Gonads & Strife ()
Date: May 09, 2011 11:53AM

Mike D Wrote:
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> I did, she never give a yes or no, just you should
> trust me.


bustedteesadcd695f2ebbd6a612aeb560ee8c89

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Re: Good private detective service to find out if wife is cheating?
Posted by: Stoopid ()
Date: May 09, 2011 11:58AM

Gonads & Strife Wrote:
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> Mike D Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I did, she never give a yes or no, just you
> should
> > trust me.


You're FRUPPIE!

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Re: Good private detective service to find out if wife is cheating?
Posted by: List ()
Date: May 09, 2011 11:58AM

Mike D Wrote:
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> i have a sinking suspicion my wife is cheating,
> is there anything in the area anyone could
> recommend to help me investigate? my friend found
> this guy
> (http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/nva/hss/237066
> 2523.html) and it worked real well but my girl
> doesn't have a phone or computer. Help!

If your wife doesn't have a cellphone or computer I suggest you dump her right now.

Now take your spam craigslist ad else where.

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Re: Good private detective service to find out if wife is cheating?
Posted by: Mike D ()
Date: May 09, 2011 12:09PM

list(), thanks for your advise. So nobody has any thing constructive, or intelligent to add?

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Re: Good private detective service to find out if wife is cheating?
Posted by: She has a reason not to ()
Date: May 09, 2011 12:22PM

To have a cell or computer.

Does you live in the stone age or what?

If she has a car you can place a tracking device on it.

If you have reason to think she is cheating on you just break up with her. Do you want to be with someone you do not trust?

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Re: Good private detective service to find out if wife is cheating?
Date: May 09, 2011 12:24PM

Your wife has neither a cell phone nor a computer? Does she also wear a burqa?

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Re: Good private detective service to find out if wife is cheating?
Posted by: Buy ()
Date: May 09, 2011 12:25PM

Buy her a cellphone you cheap bastard!

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Re: Good private detective service to find out if wife is cheating?
Posted by: like2eat@theY ()
Date: May 09, 2011 12:29PM

2 questions -

What makes you think your wife is cheating?

Is she hot?

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Re: Good private detective service to find out if wife is cheating?
Posted by: I feel sorry ()
Date: May 09, 2011 12:31PM

Your wife.


You are so cheap she can't have a cell or computer. Like the guy stated above you are CHEAP.

And yes I think she is cheating on you.

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Re: Good private detective service to find out if wife is cheating?
Posted by: 496 ()
Date: May 09, 2011 12:37PM

I'm fucking her. Just saved you thousands.....

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Re: Good private detective service to find out if wife is cheating?
Posted by: Bill N ()
Date: May 09, 2011 12:39PM

For most people PIs aren't a good way to find out IF your spouse is cheating on you. They are better at CONFIRMING that your spouse is cheating. The reason is MONEY. You are going to have to pay for your PI whether your spouse is heading to a rendez-vous with his/her honey or not, or whether the PI can actually catch your spouse at it or not. Pilates could be a cover story, but it could also be true. If you know your spouse is cheating on you you've probably already got an idea of with whom, when and where which you can then provide to the PI and which the PI can use to catch your spouse.

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Re: Good private detective service to find out if wife is cheating?
Date: May 09, 2011 12:45PM

Mike D Wrote:
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> I did, she never give a yes or no, just you should
> trust me.


Well, you have your answer, don't you? A non-denial denial.

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Re: Good private detective service to find out if wife is cheating?
Date: May 09, 2011 12:48PM

I would say that response should be read as a "yes."

Take a couple days off from work - tell her you are going on a business trip. Rent a car from Enterprise and see where she goes. Guarantee that with a two day trip, she will arrange for a hook up. Or just stick a GPS tracker to the car.

You ROI is that you will find she is getting fucked by another person. You can file for divorce and reject her "I want half" claim. Hope no kids are around...

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"...your suffering will be legendary even in Hell!"

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Re: Good private detective service to find out if wife is cheating?
Date: May 09, 2011 12:50PM

Pinhead the Cenobite Wrote:
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> I would say that response should be read as a
> "yes."
>
> Take a couple days off from work - tell her you
> are going on a business trip. Rent a car from
> Enterprise and see where she goes. Guarantee that
> with a two day trip, she will arrange for a hook
> up. Or just stick a GPS tracker to the car.
>
> You ROI is that you will find she is getting
> fucked by another person. You can file for divorce
> and reject her "I want half" claim. Hope no kids
> are around...



I wouldn't even go through that. Just break the routine. Show up at home when you aren't supposed to be there.

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Re: Good private detective service to find out if wife is cheating?
Date: May 09, 2011 12:55PM

Showing up at odd times would, I think, create suspicions.

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"...your suffering will be legendary even in Hell!"

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Re: Good private detective service to find out if wife is cheating?
Posted by: Gonads & Strife ()
Date: May 09, 2011 01:10PM

Stoopid Wrote:
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> Gonads & Strife Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Mike D Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > I did, she never give a yes or no, just you
> > should
> > > trust me.
>
>
> You're FRUPPIE!


Can't be true. People like fruppie.

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Re: Good private detective service to find out if wife is cheating?
Posted by: ProVallone ()
Date: May 09, 2011 01:13PM

More information is needed for a truly intelligent answer. Maybe she's not cheating. But she may be if you detect the following signs:

1. Has she stopped providing sex? Or does she want some and you don't deliver?

2. Has she recently lost weight, got in better shape, bought new clothes, or generally improved her appearance ? Or have you done just the opposite?

3.Are there periods of time that she can't account for , or has lame excuses for?

Considering she won't give you a straight answer ("trust me" = fuck you) I'd say

you've got something to worry about.

At the same time , how could a woman have any respect for a guy who comes online sniviling about losing control of his wife and hiring a private detective?

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Re: Good private detective service to find out if wife is cheating?
Posted by: Tigerstyle ()
Date: May 09, 2011 01:16PM

Step 1) Hang yourself
Step 2) Haunt wife
Step 3) DISCOVER THE TRUTH


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Re: Good private detective service to find out if wife is cheating?
Posted by: Run ()
Date: May 09, 2011 05:20PM

Tell her you want to the doctor because you have an itch down below.

Say your tests results will come back on Wednesday and see what she acts like.

If nothing is up say your tests came back negative and it must be your new soap.

Cheaper than a PI.

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Re: Good private detective service to find out if wife is cheating?
Posted by: Spam the other white meat ()
Date: May 09, 2011 06:48PM

Good Luck!

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Re: Good private detective service to find out if wife is cheating?
Posted by: Used to.... ()
Date: May 09, 2011 07:23PM

I used to work for a security/PI firm, (before digital cameras were popular) we were mostly hired by lawyers for divorce cases... We would stake out provided locations and take pictures of the subject holding hands/kissing someone else, etc. Billed by the hour plus expenses..

I learned the word 'paramour' at that time.

Get a good lawyer. The good news: she may owe you alimony, when it's all said and done.

Good Luck to You!

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Re: Good private detective service to find out if wife is cheating?
Posted by: I think Va is a no fault state ()
Date: May 09, 2011 07:33PM

I don't think you need to prove cheating anymore.

I think after so many years being married it is 50/50.

It should be 50/50.

Why get married if you can't keep your dick in your pants.

Just get a divorce if you want to fool around or a get pre-nup.

Even though a pre-nup makes it easy to cheat.

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Re: Good private detective service to find out if wife is cheating?
Posted by: illegallyfree ()
Date: May 09, 2011 07:35PM

Just get that guy from that Cheaters show to help you

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Re: Good private detective service to find out if wife is cheating?
Posted by: Good idea ()
Date: May 09, 2011 07:48PM

Why don't you get a hot friend to hang out with you to make your wife jealous? Remember don't get mad...Get even!

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Re: Good private detective service to find out if wife is cheating?
Posted by: unfaithful ()
Date: May 09, 2011 08:04PM

Any experienced PI will tell you that cheating spouses are very predictable. More than likely she has a phone (prepaid cell). You just don't know about it. They can't resist the urge to communicate with their lovers. You just have to watch them cause sooner or later they make a stupid mistake. They behave like junkeys.

Get a digital voice activated recorder and hide it in strategic places like her car or bedroom. You can get one at Radio Shack for about $60. I've seen hundred of cases resolved that way.

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Re: Good private detective service to find out if wife is cheating?
Posted by: Warhawk ()
Date: May 09, 2011 08:43PM

Put a hidden camera in your bedroom.

Craig Dykstra can help you find a place to get them.

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That's not a ladybug, that's a cannapiller.



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Re: Good private detective service to find out if wife is cheating?
Posted by: mixed ()
Date: May 09, 2011 09:24PM

Check her cooter for sloppy seconds...

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Re: Good private detective service to find out if wife is cheating?
Posted by: yowza ()
Date: May 09, 2011 10:31PM

I think there are ways to tell if something seems different with your wife that might indicate an affair. Observe her mood and every day behaviors--does she seem more preoccupied of late? Does she seem a bit more giddy with no apparent reason? Daydreaming a lot?

Other things to note/observe--smart tag charges (which could indicate changes in her route, suddenly frequenting certain exits for no apparent reason), check the caller ID on the home phone and check the redial function, unaccounted schedule changes or work place changes (i.e. suddenly she has to work late/early, travel).

Good luck!

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Re: Good private detective service to find out if wife is cheating?
Posted by: iSpy ()
Date: May 10, 2011 01:59AM

Northen Virginia Courts could care less which spouse is cheating.

Ask yourself what you really want. If you are in love and want to try and save your marriage ask for joint counseling. If you are not happy in your marriage, then get out of it.

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Re: Good private detective service to find out if wife is cheating?
Posted by: Retired agent ()
Date: May 10, 2011 06:41AM

Mike D Wrote:
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> list(), thanks for your advise. So nobody has any
> thing constructive, or intelligent to add?


Ok, I'll bite. My best advise is to check the yellow pages and interview them. I say the yellow pages because around here there are many people retired from different "agencies" that go into private practice.

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Re: Good private detective service to find out if wife is cheating?
Posted by: Walker Fairfax ()
Date: May 10, 2011 06:53AM

Unless the title is in your name jointly or your name alone, don't do this.



Re: Good private detective service to find out if wife is cheating? Posted by: She has a reason not to ()
Date: May 09, 2011 12:22PM




If she has a car you can place a tracking device on it.

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Re: Good private detective service to find out if wife is cheating?
Posted by: WhoKnows ()
Date: May 10, 2011 09:07AM

Maybe she is planning something great for your birthday or anniversary and the whole, "Trust Me" is just a way to put you off to her odd behavior and covering her tracks for what she has planned.

I really need more info to make that determination. How is she acting that leads you to beleive she is cheating?

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Re: Good private detective service to find out if wife is cheating?
Date: May 10, 2011 09:15AM

Maybe she is planning a three way and was testing out the goods beforehand.

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Re: Good private detective service to find out if wife is cheating?
Posted by: been there ()
Date: May 10, 2011 06:45PM

iSpy Wrote:
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> Northen Virginia Courts could care less which
> spouse is cheating.


This is true in many States. People think that if they catch their spouse cheating, that they will be in the drivers seat in court. WRONG, the Courts don't give a shit about infidelity.

Another thing people don't understand is that if your cheating wife gets knocked up, and you are still married to her when the kid is born, you are daddy as far as the law is concerned. You will pay for another dude's kid for 18+ years. That right there is why you want to find out if she is cheating, and get rid of her BEFORE the love child arrives. A study in the 1940's showed that 1 in 10 new babies weren't fathered by the husband. And that was back when most folks had some morals, can you imagine what the ratio is now?

Cheaper than a PI is a semen test kit. You can buy them online and use them check her drawers for semen.

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Re: Good private detective service to find out if wife is cheating?
Posted by: hoocoodanode ()
Date: May 10, 2011 08:19PM

You might find something on http://wad.net.

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Re: Good private detective service to find out if wife is cheating?
Posted by: advice ()
Date: May 10, 2011 08:27PM

Mike D-

Let me save you thousands of dollars and endless sleepless nights.

1. Guys cheat because they want more sex or better sex or they are looking for an ego boost.

2. Girls cheat-for different reasons-usually. Most often, they are looking for an emotional upgrade. A guy who tells her she's pretty, pays attention to her.

It is time for you to do a self examination emotionally to see what kind of spouse/partner you are.

Maybe she really isn't someone you care about after all.

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Re: Good private detective service to find out if wife is cheating?
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: May 10, 2011 08:36PM

Dead wives can't cheat. Just saying....



There is a thread in off-topic about gardening, human corpses make great fertilizer.

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Re: Good private detective service to find out if wife is cheating?
Posted by: Not true ()
Date: May 10, 2011 09:21PM

If you think after the baby is born it is not yours you can demand an DNA test. It is only if you bring the child home and treat the child as your own for over a year and then get a divorce.

You may still get out of child support if you can prove she deceived you. Sad too. Both for the father and the child.

I suggest you wrap it at all times if you are worried.

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Re: Good private detective service to find out if wife is cheating?
Posted by: dickfuck ()
Date: May 11, 2011 03:03PM

Fucking water board her you pussy.

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Re: Good private detective service to find out if wife is cheating?
Posted by: Thigh Master ()
Date: May 11, 2011 04:41PM

like2eat@theY Wrote:
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> 2 questions -
>
> What makes you think your wife is cheating?
>
> Is she hot?


Correction: Is she hot when she has to go out on an errand and other times with you she's not?

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Re: Good private detective service to find out if wife is cheating?
Posted by: JBass ()
Date: May 11, 2011 04:51PM

@ dickfuck, Hilarious!
@ Not True What are you saying? That you are responsible for a kid not fathered by you if you raise it for over a year?

You are silly. I dont know what the specific course of action would be but there is no way for her to make you pay after the fact. Unless you filed adoption papers, it could be unlawful to continue raising the child (that is not yours) without proper legal documentation and paperwork. Silly.

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Re: Good private detective service to find out if wife is cheating?
Posted by: Inspector Gadget ()
Date: May 11, 2011 05:14PM

Go Go Gadget HO detector!!!
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Re: Good private detective service to find out if wife is cheating?
Posted by: I don't know Va law but ()
Date: May 11, 2011 05:27PM

If a child is not yours after the fact it would seem you would not owe child support.

I guess if you go through a divorce you may want to ask for a DNA test.

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Re: Good private detective service to find out if wife is cheating?
Posted by: chucky cheese ()
Date: May 11, 2011 05:53PM

Just tell me whaer i can find ur wife send me a pic.. and ill give u my number. ill pic her up and then when she cheats on you ill send u proof and bill. Hows that sound

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Re: Good private detective service to find out if wife is cheating?
Posted by: C&S ()
Date: May 12, 2011 06:32AM

If you need a PI because you do not trust your wife then your marriage is already over. You don't need a PI you need a counselor

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Re: Good private detective service to find out if wife is cheating?
Posted by: justsayin ()
Date: May 12, 2011 07:55AM

C&S Wrote:
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> If you need a PI because you do not trust your
> wife then your marriage is already over. You don't
> need a PI you need a counselor lawyer

Fixed it for you.

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Re: Good private detective service to find out if wife is cheating?
Posted by: Gordon Blvd ()
Date: May 12, 2011 08:45AM

I don't know Va law but Wrote:
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> If a child is not yours after the fact it would
> seem you would not owe child support.
>
> I guess if you go through a divorce you may want
> to ask for a DNA test.


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you'd THINK it would be that easy :(

http://articles.cnn.com/2009-08-11/justice/georgia.child.support_1_child-support-services-jail-payments?_s=PM:CRIME

http://www.metnews.com/articles/2007/jame062007.htm

http://articles.cnn.com/2007-07-11/us/paternity.cases_1_paternity-child-support-dna-results?_s=PM:US

http://www.wxyz.com/dpp/news/region/wayne_county/he-has-a-dna-test-to-prove-it%27s-not-his-son,-but-still-has-to-pay-child-support

http://www.csmonitor.com/2007/0209/p01s01-usju.html

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Re: Good private detective service to find out if wife is cheating?
Posted by: ted danson ()
Date: May 12, 2011 09:27AM

You might try this P.I by the name of Jonathan Ames.

Unfortunately, Jim Rockford is retired. But he didn't really like taking domestic cases. Ames on the other hand mainly does domestic work.

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Re: Good private detective service to find out if wife is cheating?
Posted by: For You Gordo ()
Date: May 12, 2011 10:40AM

Someone's Research Monkey has got WAAAAAAYYYYY too much time on their hands...

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Re: Good private detective service to find out if wife is cheating?
Posted by: Gordon Blvd ()
Date: May 12, 2011 10:48AM

For You Gordo Wrote:
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> Someone's Research Monkey has got WAAAAAAYYYYY too
> much time on their hands...


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it's really not that hard - here, let me help you


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Re: Good private detective service to find out if wife is cheating?
Posted by: Shaken...Not Stirred ()
Date: May 12, 2011 12:37PM

I have PI experience. Let me know if you're still interested, and leave a note here. I can provide pictures, times, dates, etc if she is caught cheating. In addition, I would also be able to provide the name and contact information of the person she is caught with.

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Re: Good private detective service to find out if wife is cheating?
Posted by: Gonads & Strife ()
Date: May 12, 2011 12:43PM

Gordon Blvd Wrote:
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> For You Gordo Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Someone's Research Monkey has got WAAAAAAYYYYY
> too
> > much time on their hands...
>
>
> ---------------------------
>
> it's really not that hard - here, let me help you
>
>


That video made me want to kill myself. I don't know how I survived the days of dial-up..

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Re: Good private detective service to find out if wife is cheating?
Posted by: Ha ha ha ()
Date: May 12, 2011 01:52PM

My mother in-law so needs that video.

We bought her a cell phone and if she does not answer it and you leave a message she does not know how to retrieve it. We even wrote down instructions. She is only 70.

She told us computers watch you. Lol!

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Re: Good private detective service to find out if wife is cheating?
Posted by: pf fLYER ()
Date: May 12, 2011 04:50PM

Grow a pair, and choke that slut until she tells you the truth! What a baby. Be a man, dude. #CHOKABITCHDOTCOM

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Re: Good private detective service to find out if wife is cheating?
Posted by: Fairfax_resident ()
Date: May 12, 2011 09:49PM

I went through this. The only reason was because of custody of kids. However, my ex cover her tracks well even though I had electronic evidence. Courts, especially in VA, are pro-women when talking about custody. So be prepared if custody is the real reason.

I hired a PI that charged about $10K, with a retainer of $5K. They use everything imaginable and know what they are doing because they do this full-time. Don't lose time and money with part-time PI's. I was able to secure 50/50 custody when she aimed at full custody. However, in the end, the work of the PI did not have anything to do with the Court's decision.

Let me know if you need more info.

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Re: Good private detective service to find out if wife is cheating?
Posted by: So a PI is just for the ease of knowing ()
Date: May 12, 2011 09:53PM

Your wife is a slut.

No thanks.

Go online and set up cameras with voice recordings everywhere. It will cost less then ten grand.

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Re: Good private detective service to find out if wife is cheating?
Posted by: Truthy ()
Date: May 13, 2011 06:45AM

Fairfax_resident Wrote:
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> I went through this. The only reason was because
> of custody of kids. However, my ex cover her
> tracks well even though I had electronic evidence.
> Courts, especially in VA, are pro-women when
> talking about custody. So be prepared if custody
> is the real reason.
>
> I hired a PI that charged about $10K, with a
> retainer of $5K. They use everything imaginable
> and know what they are doing because they do this
> full-time. Don't lose time and money with
> part-time PI's. I was able to secure 50/50
> custody when she aimed at full custody. However,
> in the end, the work of the PI did not have
> anything to do with the Court's decision.
>
> Let me know if you need more info.

VA is very pro-women. You have to compile alot of evidence. The best way to do that is with a PI.

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Re: Good private detective service to find out if wife is cheating?
Posted by: Truthy ()
Date: May 13, 2011 06:46AM

and a good lawyer too!

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Re: Good private detective service to find out if wife is cheating?
Posted by: Update please ()
Date: May 14, 2011 02:11PM

Any news yet on your wife?

We are all hoping you leave her ass. If you don't trust her what do have?

Good luck!

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Re: Good private detective service to find out if wife is cheating?
Posted by: 496 ()
Date: May 14, 2011 11:17PM

Hey dude. Your wife was just telling me that your a chump. That was right after she swallowed a load of my man mayo.

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Re: Good private detective service to find out if wife is cheating?
Posted by: cumonsir ()
Date: May 15, 2011 10:55AM

Not funny 496. Mayo is what you compare it to?

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Re: Good private detective service to find out if wife is cheating?
Posted by: I only wish ()
Date: May 15, 2011 11:55AM

I only wish it tasted like chocolate.

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Re: Good private detective service to find out if wife is cheating?
Posted by: BTDT ()
Date: May 15, 2011 10:22PM

Try Interprobe, look up their number.

Also, log into Surviving Infidelity.com, plenty of great men and women with great advice who know what you are going through, as opposed to the dumbasses on here.

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Re: Good private detective service to find out if wife is cheating?
Posted by: interprobe/sex site? ()
Date: May 16, 2011 10:32AM

Somebody type that in for me.

I can't have sex site shit on my computer.

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Re: Good private detective service to find out if wife is cheating?
Posted by: 496 ()
Date: May 16, 2011 11:04AM

cumonsir Wrote:
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> Not funny 496. Mayo is what you compare it to?


You ought to know. You licked it off your chin.

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Re: Good private detective service to find out if wife is cheating?
Posted by: Cheech does Chong ()
Date: May 16, 2011 06:54PM

Whew we! You're wife has a sweeeeeet ass. I just finished banging your wife out, now I'm taking a shower in your bathroom. Next I think I'll try on some of your clothes, take some of your stuff, and oh yeah I left a huge wet spot on your side of the bed. Enjoy!
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Re: Good private detective service to find out if wife is cheating?
Posted by: AA ()
Date: May 19, 2011 05:15PM

Pinhead the Cenobite Wrote:
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> Your wife has neither a cell phone nor a computer?
> Does she also wear a burqa?


HAVE SOME RESPECT PLEASE! AT least 85% women who wear burqas have cell phones and computers TOO. IDIOT

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Re: Good private detective service to find out if wife is cheating?
Date: May 19, 2011 05:21PM

rly? It has got to be tough talking on your cell phone through a burqa.

Mwimmpfff nwuhhh ng ng freeepftart nrru ngazza.

Sounds like a goat with bad gas.

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"...your suffering will be legendary even in Hell!"



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Re: Good private detective service to find out if wife is cheating?
Posted by: breaking bad ()
Date: July 22, 2013 12:09PM

great line from breaking bad:

where is your cell phone?

- which one?

OOOOPPPS

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Re: Good private detective service to find out if wife is cheating?
Posted by: Bob bitchin ()
Date: June 16, 2021 06:09PM

She’s getting the BBC

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