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indian clubs
Posted by: dev ()
Date: May 03, 2011 09:52PM

I was wondering if there are any indian clubs, where they play bhangra and sari is appropriate dress. And I want to have laddoo and laasi at the bar. Can this please let me know?

-Dev
Greentree IT Consulting
Lead Developer

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Re: indian clubs
Posted by: Guru Nanda Satvi ()
Date: May 03, 2011 10:37PM

Yes, I know such a place.
A plane you must find.
A ticket you must buy.
To India you must go.
Now.


No srsly, GTFO

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Re: indian clubs
Posted by: Sangi Chowderry ()
Date: May 03, 2011 10:48PM

I know just the place for you sir, it has all that you desire and even more, like slurpee and big bite hotdog. Please make your way to any 7-11. Tell them Sangi sent you.

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Re: indian clubs
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: May 03, 2011 10:52PM

dev Wrote:
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> I was wondering if there are any indian clubs,
> where they play bhangra and sari is appropriate
> dress. And I want to have laddoo and laasi at the
> bar. Can this please let me know?
>
> -Dev
> Greentree IT Consulting
> Lead Developer





What does the fact you are a lead developer for some IT firm (you have CompTIA certifications don't you?) have ANYTHING to do with your question about Indian clubs?

Are we supposed to be impressed you work for some company that is riding the "green IT" fad?



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 05/03/2011 10:52PM by eesh.

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Re: indian clubs
Posted by: I think he may need the help ()
Date: May 03, 2011 10:55PM

A taro card reading.

Please report to route one for help. I only accept $100.00.

You will know me by my third green eye.

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Re: indian clubs
Posted by: ProVallone ()
Date: May 04, 2011 02:02PM

Wander around the back alleys of Calcutta at night, and you're sure to find an Indian club...or a knife .

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Re: indian clubs
Posted by: monkeyfightclub ()
Date: May 04, 2011 02:06PM

Greentree IT Consulting sounds like it hires some sharp people.

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Re: indian clubs
Posted by: Johnny Walker ()
Date: May 04, 2011 02:10PM

Indians don't use clubs. They use tomahawks.

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Re: indian clubs
Posted by: Ut videam ()
Date: May 04, 2011 02:50PM

Johnny Walker Wrote:
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> Indians don't use clubs. They use tomahawks.

Dot Indians, not feather Indians. Get a clue!

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Re: indian clubs
Posted by: VEIK ()
Date: May 04, 2011 02:51PM

Club H1B in da hauz

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Re: indian clubs
Posted by: Cowboy ()
Date: May 04, 2011 03:07PM

How about the "Get The Fuck out Of Centreville" club or the "Learn How To Tip You Cheap Foreign Bastard" club or the "Get Your Fucking Noisy Kids Out Of The Restaurant After 9 PM" club or the "How To Assimilate In America" club or the "Teach Your Hairy Daughter How To Swallow"club. Hope that helps!

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Re: indian clubs
Posted by: VEIK ()
Date: May 04, 2011 03:08PM

Cowboy Wrote:
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> How about the "Get The Fuck out Of Centreville"
> club or the "Learn How To Tip You Cheap Foreign
> Bastard" club or the "Get Your Fucking Noisy Kids
> Out Of The Restaurant After 9 PM" club or the "How
> To Assimilate In America" club or the "Teach Your
> Hairy Daughter How To Swallow"club. Hope that
> helps!

how about "why note date a white chick" club

lol

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Re: indian clubs
Posted by: Jazzy Juice ()
Date: May 04, 2011 03:54PM

Um... I think this guy was joking.
Either way, as fellow American of Indian origins (dot not feather) believe me -we've gotten our fair share of "white chicks" and "Spanish chicks" and "black chicks"... and will continue to do so until there are a bunch of mulatto mixed bloods running around the country. In fact, we learned a long time ago that hairy Indian girls don't swallow. Hell – most of them don’t’ give blow jobs and when they do their noses get in the way. Having learned that lesson a while back we’ve made them available for you chumps. Based on what I see in No. Va., a lot of you have taken us up on our generous offers. You’re welcome. Finally, you can thank us later for raising the nation's intelligence level exponentially. If it wasn’t for us, the US educational system would rank somewhere between Pakistan and Zimbabwe. Oh look it’s getting late – best go cash your unemployment checks befoe the bank closes - you useless f*cks.

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Re: indian clubs
Posted by: FUNdamental ()
Date: May 04, 2011 04:13PM

dev Wrote:
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> I was wondering if there are any indian clubs,
> where they play bhangra and sari is appropriate
> dress. And I want to have laddoo and laasi at the
> bar. Can this please let me know?
>
> -Dev
> Greentree IT Consulting
> Lead Developer


Ask Sunny

http://www.fairfaxunderground.com/forum/read/2/518886/560240.html#msg-560240

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Re: indian clubs
Posted by: Ut videam ()
Date: May 04, 2011 04:32PM

Jazzy Juice Wrote:
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> Um... I think this guy was joking.
> Either way, as fellow American of Indian origins
> (dot not feather) believe me -we've gotten our
> fair share of "white chicks" and "Spanish chicks"
> and "black chicks"... and will continue to do so
> until there are a bunch of mulatto mixed bloods
> running around the country. In fact, we learned a
> long time ago that hairy Indian girls don't
> swallow. Hell – most of them don’t’ give
> blow jobs and when they do their noses get in the
> way. Having learned that lesson a while back
> we’ve made them available for you chumps. Based
> on what I see in No. Va., a lot of you have taken
> us up on our generous offers. You’re welcome.
> Finally, you can thank us later for raising the
> nation's intelligence level exponentially. If it
> wasn’t for us, the US educational system would
> rank somewhere between Pakistan and Zimbabwe.
> Oh look it’s getting late – best go cash your
> unemployment checks befoe the bank closes - you
> useless f*cks.

#winning

</thread>

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Re: indian clubs
Posted by: FuzzNutz ()
Date: May 04, 2011 04:53PM

Why do the (dot) Indians who live across the street from me always
go outside to trim their toenails even in the dead of winter? Just
curious.

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Re: indian clubs
Posted by: Alli Babas Bazaar ()
Date: May 04, 2011 08:54PM

Take your pick Habib
Attachments:
IndianClubsSet2.jpg

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Re: indian clubs
Posted by: sander ()
Date: January 16, 2015 07:43PM

dev Wrote:
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> I was wondering if there are any indian clubs,
> where they play bhangra and sari is appropriate
> dress. And I want to have laddoo and laasi at the
> bar. Can this please let me know?
>
> -Dev
> Greentree IT Consulting
> Lead Developer


Lead Developer...so w hat?

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Re: indian clubs
Posted by: dev ()
Date: January 17, 2015 09:31AM

sander Wrote:
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> dev Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I was wondering if there are any indian clubs,
> > where they play bhangra and sari is appropriate
> > dress. And I want to have laddoo and laasi at
> the
> > bar. Can this please let me know?
> >
> > -Dev
> > Greentree IT Consulting
> > Lead Developer
>
>
> Lead Developer...so w hat?

Hey you Soover. I am firm president now.

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Re: indian clubs
Posted by: bjar ()
Date: February 28, 2015 12:40PM

i too am looking for indian clubs. i like samosa and bharatnatyam

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Re: indian clubs
Posted by: need some curry ()
Date: February 28, 2015 01:45PM

I am looking for Indian females (dot not feathers). Why are there so few good-looking ones, and why don't they associate with Caucasians? I'm an intelligent good-looking guy and have no problem finding girls of any other ethnicity, but no joy with the dots. I have worked with a few, but they were generally not good looking and mostly married to other dot males. Anyone have any success finding hot Indian chics?

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