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Jerky boys in Fairfax City
Posted by: jim loudermilk ()
Date: April 29, 2011 06:36AM

•A manager at Yen Cheng restaurant on Main Street called police after several annoying phone conversations with a potential customer. The man reportedly called the Yen Cheng Monday evening, requesting food that wasn't on the menu. Then he called again. And again.

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Re: Jerky boys in Fairfax City
Posted by: TheMeeper ()
Date: April 29, 2011 07:36AM

I fell down the stairs, and my shoes fell off!

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Re: Jerky boys in Fairfax City
Posted by: justsayin ()
Date: April 29, 2011 07:53AM

I'll wrap your head in with a ratchet!

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Re: Jerky boys in Fairfax City
Posted by: monkeyfightclub ()
Date: April 29, 2011 08:00AM

Very very hurt.

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Re: Jerky boys in Fairfax City
Posted by: Just Say No ()
Date: April 29, 2011 08:04AM

A cobra bit me in my eye!

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Re: Jerky boys in Fairfax City
Posted by: justsayin ()
Date: April 29, 2011 08:06AM

Then I punch my chest and it disappear to the cloud. Then I strangle yous faculty staff.

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Re: Jerky boys in Fairfax City
Posted by: justsayin ()
Date: April 29, 2011 08:07AM

He took my teeth, he took my teeth and punched them. I wake up my pants unbuttoned! GAAACCCKKKK! GAAWWWWWWW!

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Re: Jerky boys in Fairfax City
Posted by: Just Say No ()
Date: April 29, 2011 08:14AM

I'm tired of getting dragged around behind a motorboat....

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Re: Jerky boys in Fairfax City
Posted by: TheMeeper ()
Date: April 29, 2011 08:28AM

jim loudermilk Wrote:
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> requesting food that wasn't on the menu. Then he
> called again. And again.

lol, this sorta reminds me of the pranks Richard & Sal do on the Howard Stern Show, they annoy the shit out of restaurants.

R&S: "Yes, I'd like to order one pizza with cheese, and one regular pizza"

Rest: "ok, so you want two cheese pizzas".

R&S: "No. One regular, and one with just cheese".

Rest: "Uhh, a regular pizza, that comes with just cheese."

R&S: "Right".

Rest: "So then you want two regular pizzas with just cheese."

R&S: "No! I want one regular pizza, and one with just cheese".

lol, that shit just goes round-and-round until the frustrated restaurant worker curses and slams the phone down.

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Re: Jerky boys in Fairfax City
Posted by: Jerky ()
Date: April 29, 2011 09:27AM

I'm calling about the job construction worker, well I had a little problem, I use to wear these little shorts on the job and some the guys use to make fun of me.

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Re: Jerky boys in Fairfax City
Posted by: Johnnie ()
Date: April 29, 2011 10:22AM

Also, I pull large pieces of furniture from my ass...

TALK TO ME, YOU SILLY LITTLE FREAK!!!

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Re: Jerky boys in Fairfax City
Posted by: TheMeeper ()
Date: April 29, 2011 10:47AM

CRADLE ROCK STYLE!!

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Re: Jerky boys in Fairfax City
Posted by: Joe B. ()
Date: May 01, 2011 10:49AM

Brewster!! The attitude,,I thense it. I need to DANCE you fucker!

Yeah, and bring some vasoline -- and I got a tunnel. Is it a metal tunnel or a ....it's flesh.

I got cold feet!

..or Mista Treebek will come over dere and punch your fuckin mouf loose!

Rizzo...Frank Rizzo...R-I-ZZ-O

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Re: Jerky boys in Fairfax City
Posted by: jobagodonuts ()
Date: May 01, 2011 02:14PM

Get Brett Weir, I said. It's tearing the ass out of me.

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Re: Jerky boys in Fairfax City
Posted by: explainit ()
Date: May 01, 2011 07:44PM

Just cheese does that mean no sauce?

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Re: Jerky boys in Fairfax City
Posted by: kc ()
Date: May 01, 2011 08:16PM

Terrorist Pizza & Gay Hairdresser are my favs.

My daughter sick, my wife is sick and you talking about coupon? I going bomb that place.

I've done some wacky shit.

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