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Man jumps off bridge over route 95
Posted by: Another suicide attempt ()
Date: April 28, 2011 11:23AM

Don't get mad at me but this was in PWC. Jumped off at route 234 onto 95.

What a mess.

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Re: Man jumps off bridge over route 95
Date: April 28, 2011 11:24AM

Did he died?

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"...your suffering will be legendary even in Hell!"

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Re: Man jumps off bridge over route 95
Posted by: More Complete ()
Date: April 28, 2011 11:26AM

I bet it was fun.

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Re: Man jumps off bridge over route 95
Posted by: The poor commuters ()
Date: April 28, 2011 11:32AM

95 was closed till nine am.

Man was found lying in the road after he jumped. It did not say if he died but I don't think you can fall that far and make it.

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Re: Man jumps off bridge over route 95
Posted by: justsayin ()
Date: April 28, 2011 11:39AM

I didn't know 234/95 was in Fairfax County, I think Garmin should update its maps database with this new information.

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Re: Man jumps off bridge over route 95
Posted by: More Complete ()
Date: April 28, 2011 12:05PM

Pinhead the Cenobite Wrote:
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> Did he died?

Let's not jump to conclusions.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 04/28/2011 12:06PM by More Complete.

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Re: Man jumps off bridge over route 95
Posted by: More Complete ()
Date: April 28, 2011 12:06PM

The poor commuters Wrote:
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> 95 was closed till nine am.

Yeah, I heard it had a real impact on traffic.

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Re: Man jumps off bridge over route 95
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: April 28, 2011 12:13PM

Someone please start an RIP thread on this jumper. He was an angel that made his parents proud, and don't listen to the rumors of drug use, he just hung out with a bad crowd.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 04/28/2011 12:14PM by eesh.

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Re: Man jumps off bridge over route 95
Posted by: Potential Jumper ()
Date: April 28, 2011 12:15PM

Anymore of these bad puns and there will be a repeat performance.

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Re: Man jumps off bridge over route 95
Posted by: Gonads & Strife ()
Date: April 28, 2011 12:25PM

More Complete Wrote:
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> The poor commuters Wrote:
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> > 95 was closed till nine am.
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> Yeah, I heard it had a real impact on traffic.


This joke fell flat on its face.

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Re: Man jumps off bridge over route 95
Posted by: More Complete ()
Date: April 28, 2011 12:29PM

Gonads & Strife Wrote:
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> More Complete Wrote:
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> > The poor commuters Wrote:
> >
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> > -----
> > > 95 was closed till nine am.
> >
> > Yeah, I heard it had a real impact on traffic.
>
>
> This joke fell flat on its face.

Yeah, didn't get off on the right foot. Certainly didn't make anyone jump for joy.

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Re: Man jumps off bridge over route 95
Posted by: Hey now ()
Date: April 28, 2011 12:29PM

Where is the news coverage? You would think that the story would be splattered all over the front page.

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Re: Man jumps off bridge over route 95
Posted by: wally pip ()
Date: April 28, 2011 12:33PM

Is global warning the reason for the seeming increase in suicides or the world is just so depressing these days that some folks just can't handle it

society is moving so fast that some folks find nothing to grab on and swish

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Re: Man jumps off bridge over route 95
Posted by: Karen ()
Date: April 28, 2011 12:37PM


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Re: Man jumps off bridge over route 95
Posted by: Shekie ()
Date: April 28, 2011 12:38PM

He figured he should hit the road.

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Re: Man jumps off bridge over route 95
Posted by: Gonads & Strife ()
Date: April 28, 2011 12:42PM

"...Police recovered a cassette tape of Van Halen from the victim's Sony Walkman. They believe the lyrics of a song on the cassette may have motivated the victim to jump..."

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Re: Man jumps off bridge over route 95
Date: April 28, 2011 12:43PM

Gonads & Strife Wrote:
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> "...Police recovered a cassette tape of Van Halen
> from the victim's Sony Walkman. They believe the
> lyrics of a song on the cassette may have
> motivated the victim to jump..."


Must have been Van Halen III.

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Re: Man jumps off bridge over route 95
Posted by: More Complete ()
Date: April 28, 2011 12:49PM

Shekie Wrote:
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> He figured he should hit the road.

Yeah, he took a leap of faith.

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Re: Man jumps off bridge over route 95
Posted by: More Complete ()
Date: April 28, 2011 12:50PM

Hey now Wrote:
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> Where is the news coverage? You would think that
> the story would be splattered all over the front
> page.

They're probably worried about the repercussions.

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Re: Man jumps off bridge over route 95
Posted by: Gonads & Strife ()
Date: April 28, 2011 01:00PM

Any truth to the rumors that the guy suffered from Peter Pan syndrome?

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Re: Man jumps off bridge over route 95
Posted by: SammyFagar ()
Date: April 28, 2011 01:03PM

WashingTone-Locian Wrote:
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> Gonads & Strife Wrote:
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> > "...Police recovered a cassette tape of Van
> Halen
> > from the victim's Sony Walkman. They believe
> the
> > lyrics of a song on the cassette may have
> > motivated the victim to jump..."
>
>
> Must have been Van Halen III.

anything post 1984 would make me wanna "jump" too.

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Re: Man jumps off bridge over route 95
Posted by: ThePackLeader ()
Date: April 28, 2011 01:05PM

He was so heated, he had to stop, drop, and roll.

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"And if any women or children get their legs torn off, or faces caved in, well, it's tough shit for them." -2LT. Bert Stiles, 505th, 339th (On Berlin Bombardier Mission, 1944).

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Re: Man jumps off bridge over route 95
Posted by: Johnny Walker ()
Date: April 28, 2011 01:28PM

Potential Jumper Wrote:
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> Anymore of these bad puns and there will be a
> repeat performance.


Sorry, too late to squash the puns now.

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Re: Man jumps off bridge over route 95
Posted by: MrMephisto ()
Date: April 28, 2011 01:31PM

Gonads & Strife Wrote:
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> "...Police recovered a cassette tape of Van Halen
> from the victim's Sony Walkman. They believe the
> lyrics of a song on the cassette may have
> motivated the victim to jump..."

Somebody has to take the fall for this.

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13 4826 0948 82695 25847. Yes.

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Re: Man jumps off bridge over route 95
Posted by: JBass ()
Date: April 28, 2011 01:34PM

The poor commuters Wrote:
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> 95 was closed till nine am.
>
> Man was found lying in the road after he jumped.
> It did not say if he died but I don't think you
> can fall that far and make it.


For all of the commuters its nothing more than another speed-bump along their daily drive.

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Re: Man jumps off bridge over route 95
Posted by: MrMephisto ()
Date: April 28, 2011 01:36PM

It was raining men.

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13 4826 0948 82695 25847. Yes.

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Re: Man jumps off bridge over route 95
Date: April 28, 2011 01:39PM

This thread needs some pics.

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"...your suffering will be legendary even in Hell!"

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Re: Man jumps off bridge over route 95
Posted by: Gonads & Strife ()
Date: April 28, 2011 01:41PM

Pinhead the Cenobite Wrote:
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> This thread needs some pics.


Why? So this thread can be like every other thread? If everybody was jumping off of a bridge, would you? ....wait.

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Re: Man jumps off bridge over route 95
Posted by: and ()
Date: April 28, 2011 02:05PM

He just dying to get onto 95.

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Re: Man jumps off bridge over route 95
Posted by: I heard he lived! ()
Date: April 28, 2011 02:07PM

I bet he is going to love all thesse jokes too.

If you can't even kill yourself right you know you are in trouble.

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Re: Man jumps off bridge over route 95
Posted by: 6X ()
Date: April 28, 2011 02:48PM

Home » News »Traffic & Transit »Woodbridge » Currently Reading:
95 Jumper Dies
April 28, 2011 News, Traffic & Transit, Woodbridge No Comments

Update 2:30 p.m.
Police say the 56-year-old man from Prince William County who jumped from a bridge onto Interstate 95 this morning has died.

State troopers found the man lying in the roadway, at mile post 152, just after 8 a.m. He was flown to Fairfax Innova Hospital where he later died, said Virginia State Police spokeswoman Corinne Geller.

State police will not release the victim’s name because of the nature of the incident.

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Re: Man jumps off bridge over route 95
Posted by: More Complete ()
Date: April 28, 2011 04:24PM

6X Wrote:
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> State police will not release the victim’s name
> because of the nature of the incident.

Wow, they are dead serious about that!

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Re: Man jumps off bridge over route 95
Posted by: justsayin ()
Date: April 28, 2011 04:28PM

Seems like the cops are paving over the facts, we need them to patch the holes in this story.

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Re: Man jumps off bridge over route 95
Posted by: Why not release his name? ()
Date: April 28, 2011 04:45PM

Can the family ask that his name not be released? He did not commit a crime but he did waste the police,EMTS and us with tax money.

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Re: Man jumps off bridge over route 95
Posted by: 6X ()
Date: April 28, 2011 05:04PM

More Complete Wrote:
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> 6X Wrote:
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> > State police will not release the victim’s
> name
> > because of the nature of the incident.
>
> Wow, they are dead serious about that!


They know FFXU bridge trolls are watching to trash the dead man.
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Re: Man jumps off bridge over route 95
Posted by: 496 ()
Date: April 28, 2011 09:28PM

I'll bet it was splatterific!

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Re: Man jumps off bridge over route 95
Posted by: G01NHAM ()
Date: April 28, 2011 11:23PM

eesh, go suck a weiner

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Re: Man jumps off bridge over route 95
Posted by: Try Harder! ()
Date: April 28, 2011 11:59PM

Puns re: 95 jumper = very weak.

Try harder!

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Re: Man jumps off bridge over route 95
Posted by: yow ()
Date: April 29, 2011 12:05AM

jumpin 9 to 5 what a way to take the livin'

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Re: Man jumps off bridge over route 95
Posted by: What ()
Date: April 29, 2011 03:31PM

What a great way to die jumping onto 95.

Try singing it like a diddy.

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Re: Man jumps off bridge over route 95
Posted by: FUNdamental ()
Date: April 29, 2011 03:56PM

I read this thread yesterday, and this morning I gave my kids pancakes for breakfast. Coincidence?

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Re: Man jumps off bridge over route 95
Date: April 30, 2011 12:31AM

I heard it was bumper to jumper traffic.

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Re: Man jumps off bridge over route 95
Date: April 30, 2011 12:35AM

He was ticketed for passing illegally.

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Re: Man jumps off bridge over route 95
Posted by: gary ()
Date: April 30, 2011 12:40AM

This is a gruesome story that makes me feel jumpy.

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Re: Man jumps off bridge over route 95
Posted by: badpun_man ()
Date: April 30, 2011 08:38AM

The last thing to go thru his head was the exit sign.
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Re: Man jumps off bridge over route 95
Posted by: dono ()
Date: April 30, 2011 08:50AM

Guess he was trying for the 'lowest altitude record' - what a let-down...

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Re: Man jumps off bridge over route 95
Date: April 30, 2011 08:56AM

'Cause I'm freeeeeee............free fallin....

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Re: Man jumps off bridge over route 95
Posted by: badpun_man ()
Date: April 30, 2011 09:20AM

He thought he was Buzz Lightyear...

"To Infinity and Bey....*THUD*

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Re: Man jumps off bridge over route 95
Posted by: funny_man ()
Date: April 30, 2011 10:30AM

He seemed like an appealing fellow until he hit the asphalt. Now they're "A peeling" him off the highway.

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Re: Man jumps off bridge over route 95
Posted by: Bad Boy ()
Date: May 01, 2011 07:28AM

Uh oh, here's another one in Loudoun County...

http://www.fairfaxunderground.com/forum/read/36/567019.html

This poor loser jumped from the top of a parking garage in their government center. With these gas prices, I can see why.

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Re: Man jumps off bridge over route 95
Posted by: imbossfirst ()
Date: May 04, 2011 01:37PM

It's real funny to laugh when that man who jump lost his wife four days before he jump. So you think about that before you laugh!!!

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Re: Man jumps off bridge over route 95
Posted by: Speak English ()
Date: May 04, 2011 01:44PM

Your story makes no sense.

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Re: Man jumps off bridge over route 95
Posted by: ProVallone ()
Date: May 04, 2011 01:53PM

imbossfirst Wrote:
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> It's real funny to laugh when that man who jump
> lost his wife four days before he jump. So you
> think about that before you laugh!!!

you know, you're right..I thought about it, and now it's even funnier!

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Re: Man jumps off bridge over route 95
Posted by: JBass ()
Date: May 04, 2011 02:01PM

imbossfirst Wrote:
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> It's real funny to laugh when that man who jump
> lost his wife four days before he jump. So you
> think about that before you laugh!!!


AAAAANNND, you think bringing this thread back from 3 days ago is the way to keep his name off our tongue?

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Re: Man jumps off bridge over route 95
Posted by: Jenna Talia ()
Date: May 04, 2011 05:14PM

It's the future of "extreme sport"... Wireless bungee jumping..

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Re: Man jumps off bridge over route 95
Posted by: More Complete ()
Date: May 04, 2011 05:57PM

Wingless chicken wings. Wait, I mean, what?

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Re: Man jumps off bridge over route 95
Posted by: Jenna Talia ()
Date: May 04, 2011 06:05PM

It's not the FALL that kills ya.. It's that rapid deceleration at the end...

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