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Nude walk?
Posted by: Kathy ()
Date: October 24, 2007 02:46PM

Where can I go for a nude stroll outside in fairfax county?

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Re: Nude walk?
Posted by: Tia2 ()
Date: October 24, 2007 02:59PM

Try strolling in front of 4100 Chain Bridge Road, Fairfax...

IDIOT!

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Re: Nude walk?
Posted by: Kathy ()
Date: October 24, 2007 03:03PM

is that some type of nudist area?

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Re: Nude walk?
Posted by: Been There ()
Date: October 24, 2007 03:12PM

Most elementary schools have nude track hours between 8 and 10 am.

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Re: Nude walk?
Posted by: ferfux ()
Date: October 24, 2007 03:24PM

Paul the VI sponsors a nude walk on their track after hours between 9 PM and 4 AM. The walk is free but if you bring money or Canned food or clothing as a donation to the church it is certainly welcome.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 10/24/2007 03:27PM by ferfux.

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Re: Nude walk?
Posted by: Nothingman49 ()
Date: October 24, 2007 03:27PM

If you are 250 lbs... you should never be nude not even in your own home in fact you should only wear snow pants and a heavy winter coat so no one can see you, however if you are smoking hot then you should post pics right now!

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Re: Nude walk?
Posted by: BR ()
Date: October 24, 2007 04:51PM

Hi Kathy,

Bunnyman Bridge is my favorite place to get my nuts out. Give me a call.

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Re: Nude walk?
Posted by: Space Ghost Coast to Coast ()
Date: October 24, 2007 09:21PM

I don't know about outdoors, but there's a nudist group in Oakton.

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Re: Nude walk?
Posted by: ferfux ()
Date: October 24, 2007 09:35PM

oh yeah and out west somehweres around Winchester there is a Classic car rally thats clothing optional

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Re: Nude walk?
Posted by: Job Beams ()
Date: October 24, 2007 11:09PM

Kathy?

I thought that alternative life style Kathy, who hates Fairfax County, returned to Atlanta with her partner and child?

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Re: Nude walk?
Posted by: Stinkfist ()
Date: October 24, 2007 11:11PM

Yeah but shes back, and she wants to get nakie

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Re: Nude walk?
Posted by: bob ()
Date: October 25, 2007 12:03AM

All of you have made very good suggestions for prime nude-strolling; however, remember - nothing beats an early morning promenade, say around 6:30-7am, along any well-off neighborhood's school bus route. Also, I hear if you walk around these pleasing routes with an open laptop with pictures of nude people visible, the whole experience is much more fulfilling.

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Re: Nude walk?
Posted by: Job Beams ()
Date: October 25, 2007 04:32AM

bob you're the Man! Maybe you're the guy to help her find true happiness with a male partner.

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Re: Nude walk?
Posted by: slimey ()
Date: October 25, 2007 07:05AM

Kathy Wrote:
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> Where can I go for a nude stroll outside in
> fairfax county?

Try in front of the Patriot Bar and Grill on Rt 50. Friday nights are best.

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Re: Nude walk?
Posted by: Lurker. ()
Date: October 25, 2007 01:32PM

Goto the Holiday Inn bar at Fair Oaks and ask, there are tons of swingers and nudiest that hang out there. I'm sure they can recommend places in the County.

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Re: Nude walk?
Posted by: Moron ()
Date: October 25, 2007 02:50PM

Lurker. Wrote:
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> Goto the Holiday Inn bar at Fair Oaks and ask,
> there are tons of swingers and nudiest that hang
> out there. I'm sure they can recommend places in
> the County.


Why do the swingers hang out at the Fair Oaks Holiday inn?

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Re: Nude walk?
Posted by: KeepOnTruckin ()
Date: October 25, 2007 03:42PM

Im pretty sure that it was the Fairfax Best western, they weretalkin about it on EITM

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Re: Nude walk?
Posted by: Gravis ()
Date: October 26, 2007 12:41AM

Kathy Wrote:
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> Where can I go for a nude stroll outside in
> fairfax county?

such an act MUST be done on private property and view into the area must be blocked, not just obscured. if you do not do this, you can be arrested and will be charge with a sex offense and will be permanently on the sex offender list even if you are found not guilty. a bunch of prudes made the laws or something because any exposure in public is considered a sex offense, even a drunk guy streaking from one dorm to another.

i reiterate, it is IMPOSSIBLE to get off the sex offender list even if you were a juvenile at the time of the offense and it will follow you to other states.

no, im not on the list but ive read some horror stories about the over zealous laws in place.


"the wisdom of the wise will perish, the intelligence of the intelligent will vanish."095042938540

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Re: Nude walk?
Posted by: bob ()
Date: October 26, 2007 09:27AM

Gravis Wrote:
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> i reiterate, it is IMPOSSIBLE to get off the sex
> offender list even if you were a juvenile at the
> time of the offense and it will follow you to
> other states.
>
> no, im not on the list but ive read some horror
> stories about the over zealous laws in place.


Don't lie to us Gravis. You're on the list.

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Re: Nude walk?
Posted by: Lurker. ()
Date: October 26, 2007 10:56AM

I typed in "Gravis" and no hits on the sexual offender list. So, technically speaking "Gravis" is not on the list.

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Re: Nude walk?
Posted by: cam ()
Date: October 26, 2007 12:00PM

Walk at my house!

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Re: Nude walk?
Posted by: Jester ()
Date: October 26, 2007 01:34PM

Fair Oaks Mall

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Re: Nude walk?
Posted by: KeepOnTruckin ()
Date: October 26, 2007 02:27PM

ahh true Fair Oaks opens at 6:30 AM for walkers each morning

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Re: Nude walk?
Posted by: Radiophile ()
Date: October 26, 2007 07:41PM

It is posts like this that I miss Dirk. Imagine the fun we could have making fun of his nudist wiccan male massage friends walking around naked.

And if Dirk and his friends do walk around all natural, let me know where and when - I want to be as far away as possible.

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