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best place in Fairfax to pick up women
Posted by: earlymorning ()
Date: February 22, 2011 03:37PM

Whats the best place in Fairfax Co. to pick up willing women for a one night stand. I am talking about women, 40-55, not 25 year old poser girls.

Ideas? Good hotel bars, perhaps? I am going to throw out Paradiso on Franconia Rd. as a start. Any other ideas?

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Re: best place in Fairfax to pick up women
Posted by: hellyeah ()
Date: February 22, 2011 03:46PM

The Lamb Center. Guarantee they will want to spend the whole night with you too.

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Re: best place in Fairfax to pick up women
Posted by: Vinny the Whack ()
Date: February 22, 2011 03:47PM

Any Meade Skelton concert.

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Re: best place in Fairfax to pick up women
Posted by: Johnny Walker ()
Date: February 22, 2011 03:47PM

Your MOM'S HOUSE!

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Re: best place in Fairfax to pick up women
Posted by: earlymorning ()
Date: February 22, 2011 03:48PM

I thought of the Meade Skelton concert, but then I am afraid the competition would be too great.

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Re: best place in Fairfax to pick up women
Posted by: hellyeah ()
Date: February 22, 2011 03:49PM

Johnny Walker Wrote:
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> Your MOM'S HOUSE!

Not true. Everyone knows his mom is a dirty disease infested whore. Best to go elsewhere.

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Re: best place in Fairfax to pick up women
Posted by: earlymorning ()
Date: February 22, 2011 03:51PM

My Mom has been dead for 15 years so I am not sure I would recommend you tapping that.

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Re: best place in Fairfax to pick up women
Posted by: Warhawk ()
Date: February 22, 2011 05:30PM

I've recommended this before: Shade Tree in C'ville used to be good for desperate divorcees but it's been a few years.

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Re: best place in Fairfax to pick up women
Posted by: ee ()
Date: February 22, 2011 06:10PM

There was a thread here just like this one about a year ago and the general consensus was Home Depot and Lowe's offered the best quality obtainable pussy

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Re: best place in Fairfax to pick up women
Posted by: Tappin dat ass ()
Date: February 22, 2011 07:16PM

Tysons II mall....go during the week, in the middle of the day....lots of middle aged MILFs, shopping on their husbands' dime, at Neimans and Saks, looking for a young hung dude to meet up and fuck at their house while their husband is at work. A good portion of the women are like Middle Eastern or Asian, looking to fulfill their sexual fantasies that their older husbands can't fulfill.

Persian and Japanese women are the horniest of the bunch. They are like fuck machines.

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Re: best place in Fairfax to pick up women
Posted by: Juxtaposition ()
Date: February 22, 2011 07:20PM

I started drinking there at 21, and vomited a whole lot on my friends bed, and then stopped drinking afterwards. Good times. Good times ..

Warhawk Wrote:
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> I've recommended this before: Shade Tree in
> C'ville used to be good for desperate divorcees
> but it's been a few years.

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Re: best place in Fairfax to pick up women
Posted by: groceryrunner ()
Date: February 23, 2011 03:16PM

where:
grocery stores
obviously you'll get the easiest hits at shoppers and giant, while safeway falls in the middle, and wegmans being the lowest hit rates. HOWEVER, the hottness factor goes in the other direction. with the hottest being at wegmans, then safeway, then giant/shoppers. so its up to you to find the sweetspot on the hotness:sluttiest ratio scale.

when:
weekdays. when the husbands are at work, it's all stay at home moms.
best times are 10am-3pm, you can go as late as 4, 430, but you're not getting any that day, you'll have to give your number.

how:
watch for the women who are looking around at other men, or seeming to have no purpose in looking for groceries. you'll spot it right away, they're usually slowly walking up and down the aisles, not getting too much, mostly looking. they are just there to strut their ass around until someone goes home with them.
most of the good ones will have kids. be sure to be friendly enough with the kids so the mother feels safe, but don't get too close, this could cause issues down the road.

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Re: best place in Fairfax to pick up women
Posted by: easy peasy ()
Date: February 23, 2011 03:20PM

Home Depot. After work (7-9:30). Look for recent divorcees trying to do simple improvement projects. Offer some advice, assistance. You will be at here place within 30 minutes.

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Re: best place in Fairfax to pick up women
Posted by: Radiophile ()
Date: February 23, 2011 04:10PM

Idiots. Go to a Parents Without Partners dance or other event. It is VERY heavily female, they don't get out much (they have kids at home) and they are very "motivated"to have a good time.

If you want to hit on the 25 year olds, go to a art museum, Free Sackler/Hirshorn are excellent choices, on a Saturday morning. Wall to wall 25 year old babes and I was the only man in sight.

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Time: 8 pm
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Location: 1625 Washington Plaza Reston, VA 20190
Phone: 703 904-8080
Host: Ariane Richaud 571-338-9787
Cost: No admission charge, pay for dinner and drinks as you to. Joins us for a night of dinner and Cabaret style music at Cafe Montmartre onbeautiful Lake Anna in the heart of Reston.
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Talk about an opportunity!

Do I have to provide all the answers here?



Edited 2 time(s). Last edit at 02/23/2011 04:12PM by Radiophile.

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Re: best place in Fairfax to pick up women
Posted by: Tappin dat ass ()
Date: February 23, 2011 04:24PM

if you follow Radiophile's advice, you might as well go to Sunday church to find a chick to score with. WTF, ya douche bag...


Groceryrunner provides some good tips....lots of MILF, especially at the Fairfax Wegmans.

I like the thrill of the hunt.....going to some pre-arranged meet and greet is for lame ass mofos

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Re: best place in Fairfax to pick up women
Posted by: Radiophile ()
Date: February 23, 2011 04:34PM

Tappin dat ass Wrote:
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> if you follow Radiophile's advice, you might as
> well go to Sunday church to find a chick to score
> with. WTF, ya douche bag...
>
>
> Groceryrunner provides some good tips....lots of
> MILF, especially at the Fairfax Wegmans.
>
> I like the thrill of the hunt.....going to some
> pre-arranged meet and greet is for lame ass mofos

You are an idiot. An anonymous idiot, but still a major idiot.

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Re: best place in Fairfax to pick up women
Posted by: 496 ()
Date: February 23, 2011 06:13PM

Good call on Montemartre. Used to go there a lot when I lived in Reston. always a lot of gash in there.

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Re: best place in Fairfax to pick up women
Posted by: Old Fart ()
Date: February 23, 2011 07:20PM

earlymorning Wrote:
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> Whats the best place in Fairfax Co. to pick up
> willing women for a one night stand. I am talking
> about women, 40-55, not 25 year old poser girls.
>
> Ideas? Good hotel bars, perhaps? I am going to
> throw out Paradiso on Franconia Rd. as a start.
> Any other ideas?

Seniorpeoplemeet.com

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Re: best place in Fairfax to pick up women
Posted by: squasher ()
Date: February 24, 2011 08:52AM

Centreville Lifetime Fitness early afternoons weekdays... wall to wall MILFs.

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Re: best place in Fairfax to pick up women
Posted by: Juxtaposition ()
Date: February 25, 2011 10:03PM

they're stinky retarded hoes. True story. And this girl Katherine's a retarded whore. Trust me, it's all about your pocket book.

LTF is a stinky shithole man and is the last place you want to pick up anything.

....fat stinky hoes and not in a good way. True story.

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Re: best place in Fairfax to pick up women
Posted by: Hittin It ()
Date: February 25, 2011 10:43PM

I like the ICU waiting area at FFX Hospital. I pose as a motrtician complete with dark suit and business cards. Just saddle up and comfort the berived, Pass along my card and before you know it, bingo....

My best work is bartering discount funeral services with seniors. Nothing like the fresh scent of denture cream in the morning.

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Re: best place in Fairfax to pick up women
Posted by: DonJuan2 ()
Date: June 20, 2011 06:32PM

It's time to resurect this thread for the summer! Well, I used to troll Tysons 2 for MILFS and it was a big waste of time. Too little foot traffic for any fruitful endeavors. However, somebody on here suggested going to Home Depot. This makes more sense and seems to be a perfect hunting ground. However, I haven't had any success but the summer is just starting....he he.

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Re: best place in Fairfax to pick up women
Posted by: NiggaPlz ()
Date: June 20, 2011 06:35PM

Any party store. Kid you not.

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Re: best place in Fairfax to pick up women
Posted by: DonJuan2 ()
Date: June 20, 2011 06:40PM

ReallY? Me thinks I will be trolling "The Party Store" for some mature women.

Thanks for the tip dude..

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Re: best place in Fairfax to pick up women
Posted by: NiggaPlz ()
Date: June 20, 2011 06:45PM

Craft stores (A.J. Wright, Michaels) a close second. Lots of single chicks taking up "new hobbies" after breakups. Moms getting supplies for little Jenny's diorama.

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Re: best place in Fairfax to pick up women
Posted by: Funny_Guy ()
Date: June 20, 2011 09:59PM

earlymorning Wrote:
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> My Mom has been dead for 15 years so I am not sure
> I would recommend you tapping that.

Nor would I...
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Re: best place in Fairfax to pick up women
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: June 24, 2011 11:58PM

I pick up all my women on Baron Cameron Avenue

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Re: best place in Fairfax to pick up women
Posted by: DonJuan2 ()
Date: July 03, 2011 02:47PM

Groceryrunner,

I keep thinking back to your post about picking up women at grocery stores. I consider myself pretty good at daygame and I have never picked up a woman at Shoppers, Giant, etc. Dont get me wrong, I have tried. However, women move through these places at lightening speed and its very difficlut to time my approach. So, if anybody has success with these venues you are truly SKILLED. Day game at a grocery store is incredibly difficult. I find it easier to troll Tysons Mall.

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Re: best place in Fairfax to pick up women
Posted by: Coon ()
Date: July 06, 2011 12:37AM

Hopsfrog in burke. Lots of hot redneck chicks there. Some are of the older variety, but with age comes experience. I shit you not, the last 4 times i have been there, I have gotten my knob polished 3 times by sexy older babes. One was pretty fat and disgusting, but I closed my eyes and it was pretty nice. I usually sneak out after they fall asleep, but on the one occasion when i slept over she made me breakfast the next morning. it was hot because she licked me clean and even fingered my shithole. Never had that before.

Anyway, I say go there on a friday or saturday night between 7-10 and you should be able to get something. I love pussy and I go there all the time now hoping to get some.

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Re: best place in Fairfax to pick up women
Posted by: backDoor2TheFuture ()
Date: July 06, 2011 09:40AM

They have an epic website http://www.hopsfrog.com/ so goood I almost did my own self

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