Ah man I'm a huge fan of Lavar's mumbo jumbo. So much so, I called into the show using a Lavar soundboard. I turned up the pitch of his voice a bit so it wasn't immediately obvious it's lavar. I only got through half the clips of stutters and verbal crutches-
http://soundcloud.com/tyot/lavar-calls-himself
Sincerely, Bill from Fairfax