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Arlington Jail vs Fairfax Jail.
Posted by: Pendir ()
Date: October 08, 2007 08:50AM

I would take Arlington over Fairfax anytime of the day. arlington has some modern jail shidd. its not even funny. you can get a tour, cuz i seen college students from George washington College coming thru, and they do tutoring. Anyways, you get cable, food is better, alot cleaner. and if you dont get no write up's a single cell. fairfax just bilt the new section which is nice too, but Arlington deputies are laid back and chill. loudon county has one of the worst jails in the area. DC is another shitt hole with broken doors and they still use big olde keys to open and close doors.

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Re: Arlington Jail vs Fairfax Jail.
Posted by: . ()
Date: October 08, 2007 09:05AM

Well, thanks for that enlightening post, jailbird. I'm quite certain many users of this site can relate to your feelings.

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Re: Arlington Jail vs Fairfax Jail.
Posted by: slinkeyts ()
Date: October 08, 2007 09:18AM

go back to jail

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Re: Arlington Jail vs Fairfax Jail.
Posted by: TheMeeper ()
Date: October 08, 2007 10:03AM

Every time I walk past the Arlington jail I always hear the inmates yelling real loud, it sounds like they're having a good time playing b-ball or something, so you might have point.

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Re: Arlington Jail vs Fairfax Jail.
Posted by: slimey ()
Date: October 08, 2007 10:14AM

Thanks Pendir, I needed a good laugh this morning. Have you thought about writing
a "Michelin Guide" for jails worldwide? I guess if all you need is "Three Slops
and a Flop" it might be helpful.

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Re: Arlington Jail vs Fairfax Jail.
Posted by: Nothingman49 ()
Date: October 08, 2007 12:48PM

Do you really think words are spelled like this....

shidd
cuz
bilt
shitt

and "olde" only works for "Ye Olde Tavern"

Also do you really talk like this...

"you can get a tour, cuz i seen college students from George washington College coming thru, and they do tutoring."

"and if you dont get no write up's a single cell."

If you do, place Ye olde gun in mouth and pull Ye olde trigger....

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Re: Arlington Jail vs Fairfax Jail.
Posted by: 496 ()
Date: October 08, 2007 02:58PM

Hey criminal, I bet your cornhole gets excavated the same whther its Arlington or FFX. Now say good night to Bubba and bendover.

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Re: Arlington Jail vs Fairfax Jail.
Posted by: Mofo ()
Date: October 08, 2007 03:20PM

Is arlington country jail that big brick jail by the 395 (i think) right on the VA side as you go into/come out of DC? At first I thought it was a state facility but I'm pretty sure it was county.

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Re: Arlington Jail vs Fairfax Jail.
Posted by: TheMeeper ()
Date: October 08, 2007 03:30PM

I'm talking about the one that's down the street from the Court House metro station. I think that's the county's main jail, not sure if there are others though.

Mofo Wrote:
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> Is arlington country jail that big brick jail by
> the 395 (i think) right on the VA side as you go
> into/come out of DC? At first I thought it was a
> state facility but I'm pretty sure it was county.

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Re: Arlington Jail vs Fairfax Jail.
Posted by: dwi ()
Date: October 08, 2007 08:48PM

I would take Arlington over Fairfax anytime of the day. arlington has some modern jail shidd. its not even funny. you can get a tour, cuz i seen college students from George washington College coming thru, and they do tutoring. Anyways, you get cable, food is better, alot cleaner. and if you dont get no write up's a single cell. fairfax just bilt the new section which is nice too, but Arlington deputies are laid back and chill. loudon county has one of the worst jails in the area. DC is another shitt hole with broken doors and they still use big olde keys to open and close doors.

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When are jails suppose to be nice, and when are deputies suppose to be laid back?

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Re: Arlington Jail vs Fairfax Jail.
Posted by: God ()
Date: October 08, 2007 09:03PM

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Arlington Jail vs Fairfax Jail.
Posted by: Pendir (IP Logged)
Date: October 08, 2007 08:50AM


I would take Arlington over Fairfax anytime of the day. arlington has some modern jail shidd. its not even funny. you can get a tour, cuz i seen college students from George washington College coming thru, and they do tutoring. Anyways, you get cable, food is better, alot cleaner. and if you dont get no write up's a single cell. fairfax just bilt the new section which is nice too, but Arlington deputies are laid back and chill. loudon county has one of the worst jails in the area. DC is another shitt hole with broken doors and they still use big olde keys to open and close doors.


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Re: Arlington Jail vs Fairfax Jail.
Posted by: . (IP Logged)
Date: October 08, 2007 09:05AM


Well, thanks for that enlightening post, jailbird. I'm quite certain many users of this site can relate to your feelings.


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Re: Arlington Jail vs Fairfax Jail.
Posted by: slinkeyts (IP Logged)
Date: October 08, 2007 09:18AM


go back to jail


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Re: Arlington Jail vs Fairfax Jail.
Posted by: TheMeeper (IP Logged)
Date: October 08, 2007 10:03AM


Every time I walk past the Arlington jail I always hear the inmates yelling real loud, it sounds like they're having a good time playing b-ball or something, so you might have point.


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Re: Arlington Jail vs Fairfax Jail.
Posted by: slimey (IP Logged)
Date: October 08, 2007 10:14AM


Thanks Pendir, I needed a good laugh this morning. Have you thought about writing
a "Michelin Guide" for jails worldwide? I guess if all you need is "Three Slops
and a Flop" it might be helpful.


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Re: Arlington Jail vs Fairfax Jail.
Posted by: Nothingman49 (IP Logged)
Date: October 08, 2007 12:48PM


Do you really think words are spelled like this....

shidd
cuz
bilt
shitt

and "olde" only works for "Ye Olde Tavern"

Also do you really talk like this...

"you can get a tour, cuz i seen college students from George washington College coming thru, and they do tutoring."

"and if you dont get no write up's a single cell."

If you do, place Ye olde gun in mouth and pull Ye olde trigger....


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Re: Arlington Jail vs Fairfax Jail. new
Posted by: 496 (IP Logged)
Date: October 08, 2007 02:58PM


Hey criminal, I bet your cornhole gets excavated the same whther its Arlington or FFX. Now say good night to Bubba and bendover.


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Re: Arlington Jail vs Fairfax Jail. new
Posted by: Mofo (IP Logged)
Date: October 08, 2007 03:20PM


Is arlington country jail that big brick jail by the 395 (i think) right on the VA side as you go into/come out of DC? At first I thought it was a state facility but I'm pretty sure it was county.


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Re: Arlington Jail vs Fairfax Jail. new
Posted by: TheMeeper (IP Logged)
Date: October 08, 2007 03:30PM


I'm talking about the one that's down the street from the Court House metro station. I think that's the county's main jail, not sure if there are others though.

Mofo Wrote:
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> Is arlington country jail that big brick jail by
> the 395 (i think) right on the VA side as you go
> into/come out of DC? At first I thought it was a
> state facility but I'm pretty sure it was county.


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Re: Arlington Jail vs Fairfax Jail. new
Posted by: dwi (IP Logged)
Date: October 08, 2007 08:48PM


I would take Arlington over Fairfax anytime of the day. arlington has some modern jail shidd. its not even funny. you can get a tour, cuz i seen college students from George washington College coming thru, and they do tutoring. Anyways, you get cable, food is better, alot cleaner. and if you dont get no write up's a single cell. fairfax just bilt the new section which is nice too, but Arlington deputies are laid back and chill. loudon county has one of the worst jails in the area. DC is another shitt hole with broken doors and they still use big olde keys to open and close doors.

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When are jails suppose to be nice, and when are deputies suppose to be laid back?


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Re: Arlington Jail vs Fairfax Jail.
Posted by: KeepOnTruckin ()
Date: October 08, 2007 10:01PM

Worst quote job ever

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Re: Arlington Jail vs Fairfax Jail.
Posted by: Gravis ()
Date: October 08, 2007 10:44PM

LOL! wow, some people really shouldnt be allowed near a computer.


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Re: Arlington Jail vs Fairfax Jail.
Posted by: Pendir ()
Date: October 09, 2007 05:04PM

I have never been in Fairfax jail, but talking to other inmates who been there tells me its someplace i never wanna be in. I mean, they be tellin' me some horror stories bout eating some crabby food, not gettin' enuff rec.time or gettin' locked down for most of the day. Alexandria jail is aigh from what i heard from inmates cuz they got like 4 TV in each unit. but its full of Fed people. most inmates are federal inmates for some stupid immigration violation or stuff like that. And for those of you making fun of how i write get a muhfuckin' life, not english is everyone's first language.

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Re: Arlington Jail vs Fairfax Jail.
Posted by: 496 ()
Date: October 09, 2007 05:14PM

This Thread is retard approved

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Re: Arlington Jail vs Fairfax Jail.
Posted by: slimey ()
Date: October 09, 2007 05:50PM

Pendir Wrote:
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> I have never been in Fairfax jail, but talking to
> other inmates who been there tells me its
> someplace i never wanna be in. I mean, they be
> tellin' me some horror stories bout eating some
> crabby food, not gettin' enuff rec.time or gettin'
> locked down for most of the day. Alexandria jail
> is aigh from what i heard from inmates cuz they
> got like 4 TV in each unit. but its full of Fed
> people. most inmates are federal inmates for some
> stupid immigration violation or stuff like that.
> And for those of you making fun of how i write get
> a muhfuckin' life, not english is everyone's first
> language.


Maybe the other inmates you are with could try behaving themselves and
get a job, work hard, and earn their rec. time, tv's, and crabby food.
Get a degree and a high paying professional position. Then commit only
white collar crimes. That way you can go to the country club "jail"
in Allenwood, Pa. (Four stars in the Michelin guide too!)



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 10/09/2007 05:52PM by slimey.

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Re: Arlington Jail vs Fairfax Jail.
Posted by: Shane Mills ()
Date: March 22, 2016 05:44PM

ask Shane Austin Mills, he has been to both.

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Re: Arlington Jail vs Fairfax Jail.
Posted by: QUestion?? ()
Date: March 22, 2016 08:52PM

Are you talking about the Shane Mills from Falls Church? He was well known for BMX/Grafitti and he was a very solid drug dealer. That was a cool guy.

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Re: Arlington Jail vs Fairfax Jail.
Posted by: MessiNeymarSuarez ()
Date: March 23, 2016 03:25PM

Yes the very sam Shane Mills

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Re: Arlington Jail vs Fairfax Jail.
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Date: March 30, 2016 07:57PM

He use to have that fire.

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