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If you have commuted on Backlick Road and/or Edsel Road between 7:30 AM - 8:30 AM over the past 3-4 years, you've seen him. He jogs everyday wearing Dallas Cowboys clothing. What's his story?
his name is hank hill. He was exiled from Texas when He answered a phone call from Nebraska head coach to his luxary box and called in a bogus play. The play worked and the huskers beat the longhorns for the Bowl championship. When it got out that it was Hank who did in the longhorns he was driven out of Texas on a rail. He lives in exile with his son bobby and wife peggy
Correction: Hopefully soon to be former VA delagate. Some of the voters in the coutny are such dumbasses, they will vote for him becuase he says "I secured more trasnportation funding"
Of course he doesnt mention how he intends to get it or how secure it is.
El Mono Rojo Wrote:
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> I'll go ahead and post the first legitimate
> response. I've actually talked to that guy at the
> 7-11 near Commerce St. He's a former pro boxer who
> runs about 6 miles a day. You'll see him doing
> push-ups and stuff in the apartment complex across
> from Cabin Juhn Rd when he's done running. I
> forget his name but he's still pretty ripped, said
> he's trying to make a comeback. I can just see the
> giant electric sign blocking Braddock Rd now: The
> Contender's Jimmyy Lange vs. Cowboy Man from
> Springfield!!! BE THERE!!!
Jester Wrote:
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> Dude, if you want a date with him just ask him.
> If he's wearing Dallas Cowboy clothing he is
> obviously gay.
bdimag Wrote:
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> Jester Wrote:
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> > Dude, if you want a date with him just ask him.
>
> > If he's wearing Dallas Cowboy clothing he is
> > obviously gay.
>
>
> lmao
There is another Cowboy Man who stands in the middle of Times Square in NYC who wears his whitie-tighties, cowboy boots and hat and plays a guitar. He is probably available if Cowboy Gym ain't.