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Cox Cable porn
Posted by: cableguy ()
Date: December 19, 2010 03:17PM

I just noticed all the Cox cable pay-per-veiw porn options. Does anyone know if these are hard korn porn or are they cinemax type porn movies? Which channels are best?

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Re: Cox Cable porn
Posted by: mikeomeara ()
Date: December 19, 2010 03:32PM

Generally speaking you'll see everything but the cum shot. For some reason, they won't let you view the goo.

You can get better stuff for free on the net.

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Re: Cox Cable porn
Posted by: Warhawk ()
Date: December 19, 2010 06:51PM

You really only need porn for about 5, 10 minutes tops. Use the free stuff on the interwebz.

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Re: Cox Cable porn
Posted by: Gonads & Strife ()
Date: December 19, 2010 06:52PM

Is hard korn porn a farming fetish or a metal fetish?

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Re: Cox Cable porn
Posted by: Maybe it is for both the husband and the wife? ()
Date: December 19, 2010 07:05PM

Funny story, my parents watched our kids when we went on vacation. I forget about our Playboy channel. Anyway I called to check on the kids and my dad said they loved our new cable station. Remember to put a lock on it.
Ps The channel only comes on our bedroom tv.

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Re: Cox Cable porn
Posted by: FAIRFAX COUNTYS MASTER OF METAL! ()
Date: December 19, 2010 08:29PM

Gonads & Strife Wrote:
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> Is hard korn porn a farming fetish or a metal
> fetish?

Korn is not metal.

They are SHIT


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Re: Cox Cable porn
Posted by: Gonads & Strife ()
Date: December 20, 2010 03:20AM

FAIRFAX COUNTYS MASTER OF METAL! Wrote:
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> Gonads & Strife Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Is hard korn porn a farming fetish or a metal
> > fetish?
>
> Korn is not metal.
>
> They are SHIT
>
> http://i55.tinypic.com/xms8q9.gif


I totally agree... I didn't mean to sully the good name of metal, but I didn't know what else to lable their particular brand of crap noise that others would dare call music.

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Re: Cox Cable porn
Posted by: FAIRFAX_COUNTYS MASTER OF METAL ()
Date: December 21, 2010 02:30PM

Gonads & Strife Wrote:
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> FAIRFAX COUNTYS MASTER OF METAL! Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Gonads & Strife Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Is hard korn porn a farming fetish or a metal
> > > fetish?
> >
> > Korn is not metal.
> >
> > They are SHIT
> >
> > http://i55.tinypic.com/xms8q9.gif
>
>
> I totally agree... I didn't mean to sully the good
> name of metal, but I didn't know what else to
> lable their particular brand of crap noise that
> others would dare call music.

Well they're not metal so just call them SHIT because that is what they are as far as I am concerned.


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Re: Cox Cable porn
Posted by: Eyeballs ()
Date: December 21, 2010 05:34PM

At $15.99 per mo. the Playboy Channel is a much better deal than pay-per-views.
I canceled Cox years ago because of their crappy service but get it through
Verizon Fios now.

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Re: Cox Cable porn
Posted by: Oxyclean ()
Date: December 21, 2010 08:40PM

I checked out the Adult On Demand channel from Cox last night. Totally not worth it. I didn't even end up renting because they wanted $12.99 for like 6 hours of viewing time (or some cost and viewing time in that ballpark).

Please. Have they heard of the internet? What they should do is charge $2.50 for 6 hours. I bet they'd get a huge increase in subscriptions. At $12.99 it's totally not worth it.

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Re: Cox Cable porn
Posted by: Mrs. Clean ()
Date: December 21, 2010 10:46PM

I'd love to see that green-shirted "Mike from Cox" guy interview one of you guys on his his cheesy commercials about your experiences with Coxporn!

Better yet, how 'bout a porno spoof of those commercials?!

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Re: Cox Cable porn
Posted by: im blind ()
Date: December 22, 2010 04:57PM

who needs pay per view porn
only adults try these please
tube8.com
youporn.com
and beleive it or not
K-K-K.com

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Re: Cox Cable porn
Posted by: ITRADE ()
Date: December 22, 2010 04:57PM

Remember when persiankitty.com was extreme?



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 12/22/2010 04:59PM by ITRADE.

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Re: Cox Cable porn
Posted by: Rowan ()
Date: March 10, 2012 10:46PM

Ok totally off topic but...Korn agreed is not metal, but...I actually like them, especially the new stuff with skrillex. on the Porn topic, while Web porn is mostly free and easy to access, I think theres a bit more fun in the cable stuff, its like...the feeling your getting something you dont normally get. the internet makes it too easy and you get a bit desensitized to it.

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Re: Cox Cable porn
Posted by: Marcy ()
Date: November 30, 2019 08:08PM

My sister caught my nephew watching pornonmy mom's tv were trying to figure out if it will pop up on her bill?

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