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What high school did Krystal Koons go to?
Posted by: Koons Fanatic ()
Date: November 26, 2010 03:21PM

What high school did Krystal Koons go to?

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Re: What high school did Krystal Koons go to?
Posted by: Who Cares? ()
Date: November 26, 2010 03:24PM

Who cares? Her and her shittily voiced over commercials suck.

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Re: What high school did Krystal Koons go to?
Posted by: Koons Fanatic ()
Date: November 26, 2010 03:26PM

Who Cares? Wrote:
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> Who cares? Her and her shittily voiced over
> commercials suck.

I care.

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Re: What high school did Krystal Koons go to?
Posted by: Jes' lookin' ()
Date: November 26, 2010 05:54PM

The older Koons kids went to O'Connell, but I don't know if she specifically went.

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Re: What high school did Krystal Koons go to?
Posted by: justsayin ()
Date: November 27, 2010 06:29AM

Stalker

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Re: What high school did Krystal Koons go to?
Posted by: Wally Pip ()
Date: November 27, 2010 06:39AM

Haven't seen any beauteous Krystal Koons car commercials in a quite awhile?

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Re: What high school did Krystal Koons go to?
Posted by: sandindc ()
Date: November 27, 2010 11:54AM

O'Connell

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Re: What high school did Krystal Koons go to?
Posted by: You ALWAYS got your way ()
Date: November 27, 2010 03:58PM

Wally Pip Wrote:
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> Haven't seen any beauteous Krystal Koons car
> commercials in a quite awhile?


Too bad. She was naked in the last one

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Re: What high school did Krystal Koons go to?
Posted by: Mr D ()
Date: November 27, 2010 05:15PM

Deez Nuts University

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Re: What high school did Krystal Koons go to?
Posted by: FUNdamental ()
Date: November 29, 2010 11:14AM

Jes' lookin' Wrote:
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> The older Koons kids went to O'Connell, but I
> don't know if she specifically went.

Krystal Koons is a 1996 graduate of Georgetown Visitation High School in Washington, DC.

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Re: What high school did Krystal Koons go to?
Posted by: Stones ()
Date: November 29, 2010 11:36AM

Check out her arms. Super veiny and disgusting. She's gross.

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Re: What high school did Krystal Koons go to?
Posted by: Making_stuff ()
Date: November 29, 2010 12:02PM

Stones Wrote:
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> Check out her arms. Super veiny and disgusting.

Those arms. They're gonna wow ya.

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Re: What high school did Krystal Koons go to?
Posted by: GottaGreatDeal ()
Date: November 29, 2010 01:20PM

$1000 off the MSRP* if you can guess how many veins are showing!

*One guess per customer, per day. Can not be combined with 0% APR Guess the Smell promotion.

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Re: What high school did Krystal Koons go to?
Posted by: <h1>Insert Text Here</h1> ()
Date: November 29, 2010 02:45PM

1996??????????

SHE LOOK OLDER THAN THAT

I WOULD STILL TAP IT THOUGH


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Re: What high school did Krystal Koons go to?
Posted by: eeee ()
Date: November 29, 2010 05:59PM

So she is about 32... i thought she was younger...

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Re: What high school did Krystal Koons go to?
Posted by: herb ()
Date: December 15, 2010 11:15PM

Wow if she looks that hideos at 32 what is she going to look like at 40?
BTW do not buy a car from Koons. The only way they "wow" people is by ripping them off!

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Re: What high school did Krystal Koons go to?
Posted by: 12FU ()
Date: December 16, 2010 06:43AM

eeee Wrote:
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> So she is about 32... i thought she was younger...

Ugh. I thought she was in her upper 40s.

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Re: What high school did Krystal Koons go to?
Posted by: uncle Paul ()
Date: April 09, 2011 10:11PM

I love Krystal Koons.. try this blog http://WhatASmell.wordpress.com

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Re: What high school did Krystal Koons go to?
Posted by: Krystal ()
Date: March 26, 2019 06:56PM

Koons Fanatic Wrote:
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> Who Cares? Wrote:
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> -----
> > Who cares? Her and her shittily voiced over
> > commercials suck.
>
> I care.


Really? You are a douche.

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Re: What high school did Krystal Koons go to?
Posted by: Bjxjkzk ()
Date: March 27, 2019 08:57AM

herb Wrote:
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> Wow if she looks that hideos at 32 what is she
> going to look like at 40?
> BTW do not buy a car from Koons. The only way they
> "wow" people is by ripping them off!

Your question was NINE years ago. I think we learned the answer.

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Re: What high school did Krystal Koons go to?
Posted by: Informed car buyer ()
Date: March 29, 2019 09:39PM

Bjxjkzk Wrote:
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> herb Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Wow if she looks that hideos at 32 what is she
> > going to look like at 40?
> > BTW do not buy a car from Koons. The only way
> they
> > "wow" people is by ripping them off!
>
> Your question was NINE years ago. I think we
> learned the answer.

I got a really good deal on a car at Koons. And I think Krystal is kinda cute.

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Re: What high school did Krystal Koons go to?
Posted by: runatrainonme ()
Date: March 29, 2019 09:57PM

http://www.fairfaxunderground.com/forum/read/2/3094831.html I don't know, but she sure as hell doesn't know what my old high school was like. It was wild af. I saw a girl got curbstomped by another chick just because she gave her bf a hickey, she died.

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Re: What high school did Krystal Koons go to?
Posted by: bulldog ()
Date: March 31, 2019 10:53PM

There are some Koons at Westfield

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Re: What high school did Krystal Koons go to?
Posted by: Class of 1996?!? ()
Date: April 01, 2019 07:44AM

Class of 96? Jeeeez, she looks 50.....
Probably was fat when she was younger and frequented tanning beds.
Why do fatties all go to tanning beds?
I am asking for a friend.

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Re: What high school did Krystal Koons go to?
Posted by: Speculator ()
Date: April 01, 2019 02:29PM

My boss said he went to HS with her. He's over 50.

I told him I had alsway suspected she was a highly detail animatronic. Really! You never see her walking. Most of her commercials only show her from the waist up!

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Re: What high school did Krystal Koons go to?
Posted by: just sayin.. ()
Date: April 01, 2019 02:33PM

She'd look better with a light tan. The I spend my life indoors white skin isn't attractive, on anyone.

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Re: What high school did Krystal Koons go to?
Posted by: D rock nation ()
Date: April 01, 2019 03:16PM

The School for the Visually Unpleasant.

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Re: What high school did Krystal Koons go to?
Posted by: Crystal Kuntz ()
Date: April 01, 2019 04:37PM

D rock nation Wrote:
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> The School for the Visually Unpleasant.

She has had several plastic surgeries. Those eyes look evil.
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Re: What high school did Krystal Koons go to?
Posted by: uftex ()
Date: April 03, 2019 11:21PM

justsayin Wrote:
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> Stalker

if your stalkign her you better hurry, she won't be young and pretty forever!

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Re: What high school did Krystal Koons go to?
Posted by: Forest Gump ()
Date: April 04, 2019 08:16AM

When we had Koons on the Porch, Momma chased them off with the Broom!

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Re: What high school did Krystal Koons go to?
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Date: April 01, 2023 01:46AM

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Date: April 01, 2023 01:55PM

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Date: April 02, 2023 03:07PM

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Date: April 02, 2023 03:50PM

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Date: April 02, 2023 07:46PM

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