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Connolly Supports Give Out Crappy Candy
Posted by: your neighbor ()
Date: November 01, 2010 02:51PM

So, I took the kids trick or treating last night and I noticed a correlation between the candy given and the political yard sign in the front yard. It was in a fairly affluent neighborhood, so everyone's socio-economic status is pretty high.

If the person had a Connolly sign, my kids were likely to get this (and just one):

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If the person had a Fimian sign, my kids got this:

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What gives? Why are Connolly supporters stingy with the candy?

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Re: Connolly Supports Give Out Crappy Candy
Posted by: T2T ()
Date: November 01, 2010 03:09PM

Those look like Democrat turds to me.

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Re: Connolly Supports Give Out Crappy Candy
Posted by: Phil ODendrin ()
Date: November 01, 2010 03:14PM

What a loaded and biased question.

So how about if I ask you a loaded and biased question in response;
How low will you go, Fimian supporter?

Let the votes talk tomorrow. Until then, shut up.

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Re: Connolly Supports Give Out Crappy Candy
Date: November 01, 2010 03:28PM

When you don't pay your taxes, you can hand out King Sized Twix.

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Re: Connolly Supports Give Out Crappy Candy
Posted by: ThePackLeader ()
Date: November 01, 2010 03:36PM

WashingTone-Locian Wrote:
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> When you don't pay your taxes, you can hand out
> King Sized Twix.


Or when you have everything paid for by the government, but you're still too much of a cheap ass to not be selfish, then you give the small pieces.

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"And if any women or children get their legs torn off, or faces caved in, well, it's tough shit for them." -2LT. Bert Stiles, 505th, 339th (On Berlin Bombardier Mission, 1944).

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Re: Connolly Supports Give Out Crappy Candy
Posted by: MrMephisto ()
Date: November 01, 2010 03:37PM

Because fat white assholes want to start grooming children to grow up to be fat white assholes?

In a country that's crying about childhood obesity, you're complaining that kids didn't get as much unnecessary sugar and fat from Democrats as they did from Republicans.

Actually, that's pretty spot-on.

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13 4826 0948 82695 25847. Yes.

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Re: Connolly Supports Give Out Crappy Candy
Posted by: Keith Jr ()
Date: November 01, 2010 04:07PM

When I went to a home with a Connolly sign the guy took half of my candy and gave it to the kid behind me.

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