Re: is it possible for Fairfax County(and maybe other No. Va. counties) to break away from Virginia?
Date: July 31, 2007 01:42PM
This has been covered before at FFXU. I believe the outcome of the discussion was
1) It " could" be done
2) the loss of life in the Virginia Civil War would be way to high, The fairfax Navy was way to small ( a police boat and Fire department boat) to take on the Norfolk Navy who would come to the defense of the rest of the commonwealth.
Further, several issues have been resolved and some are still being debated.
1) A contingency has yet to determined about where to draw the line. The main issue was Manassas/Manassas Park controversy. Debaters from both Northern and Southern VA argued abut this plot of land - each saying it would belong to the other.
2) Gravis wanted any illegal immigrants to face a one man police, jurry, judge, and executioner. Anyone from the south caught North of Stafford would be shot on the stop.
3) A reasonable compromise on the "Fredericksburg wall" has yet to be reached.
4) Some suggestions for the new state song included "that smell" by Lynrd Skynrd, Eurotrash Girl by Cracker, or Cars by Gary Neuman.
5) Don Geronimo and Allison Starling were nominated to a special run off election for Governor of New Columbia - our states name. We did realize that New Columbia is the name chosen for DC if it ever becomes a state, but fuck DC.
7) Our new state laws would require any woman of Hispanic decent less than second generation American be required to clean houses or work in our new 24 nudie bars in order to work off their debt to the new state for trash collection and library use etc. Males who fit this criteria would be obligated to do yard work or painting for us.
8) oh, yes, 24 hour nudie bars would be permitted, I mean, encouraged.
9) New York cars would pay a toll to use the beltway.
10) Despite what King George said, the Potomac is ours and we will fight (and bat) Maryland for it. Mining the Chesapeake Bay was also discussed.
I believe we were still discussing which mansion in McLean, Great Falls we would condemn to use a house for our new governor.
Please feel free to post any other issues we discussed that I inadvertently left out.