What is this place???

It's a "strip" club. No it's not any good.

A lame club in a shitty part of Springfield.

You see more skin at a beach than you do a Virginia strip club. It is because we are ruled by a bunch from Richmond who cannot be drageed into the 21st century.
The dancers want the job and make good money, the customers arent being forced to go into the place and yet somebody somewhere in Virginia has an issue with strippers.
Probably some politician who knows what is better for me than I do myself.

Yeah, it's all G-strings and nipple-shields (tassels for those of you in the know). You not only don't get to see any "kitty", but you don't even get to see any titty.

In fairness, it's not the girl's fault. If they even showed you one lousy, naked boob, the place could be fined or even shut down for good (if enough violations are written up).

If you want naked chicks, just head across the river into Georgetown and hit Good Guy's, (or J.P.'s if they ever re-build it).



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> If you want naked chicks, just head across the
> river into Georgetown and hit Good Guy's, (or
> J.P.'s if they ever re-build it).




DC clubs are pretty lame as they don't allow lap dances. Go for a drive and get to Larry Flynt's Hustler in Baltimore. It's worth every dollar.

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> Yeah, it's all G-strings and nipple-shields
> (tassels for those of you in the know).

I believe the correct term is pasties. DC is far better and probably a 15 minute drive down 95 late at night. I remember 14th St. in it's heyday. There was the Butterfly and This Is It. I even remember the Silver Slipper (where DC politicians drank). It was a real burlesque club that hearkened back to the 50s. Pretty cool time machine. DC in its infinite wisdom got rid of the red light district on 14th street. I guess that's called progress. At least one can go to a real strip club in DC still.

Here's a good article about strip clubs in the area. Warning - it's a long read.

http://www.washingtonian.com/articles/mediapolitics/4017.html

Do you want to riff-raff that goes along with having a full-nude strip club around your area? I thought not.

Besides, what's the facination with paying some hoe to give you a boner if you're not alowwed to touch her anyway? Waste of money to me. Ever hear of the internet?

at 1320, the girls look like crack whores. And there a lot of older fat guys that leech on to these girls. There used to be a beach that was out the front door for these nasty strippers to sit and smoke. They looked pathetic and the fat old guys would sit out and "gaurd" them. Pretty lame.

eesh Wrote:
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> > river into Georgetown and hit Good Guy's, (or
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> DC clubs are pretty lame as they don't allow lap
> dances. Go for a drive and get to Larry Flynt's
> Hustler in Baltimore. It's worth every dollar.

....I have to second that recommendation o)

The 1320 Club was a sister to the former Dalphene's in Springfield (which now houses the Blue Moon). It has always been a second rate joint. My favorite experience there was when a few friends and I watched a cute young dancer perform for us while she unknowingly had a string from her tampon dangling down between her legs. The humor of the situation made her performance rather tip worthy.

If you want real strippers, Good Guys in DC is the cheapest place around (no cover charge but you have to keep buying drinks). The girls aren't always the best but you get to see nice close ups of young Vageen!
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Actually, Dauphine's Steak House was bought by a Baltimore club owner, and is named Paper Moon...not Blue Moon! I've been going to both clubs for about 8 years, and now only 1320. If you want a club where everyone is friendly, this could be the place for you. Yes, the attractive girls are few and far between, but are fun to talk to. There are no 'lap dances' only private dances which are performed on an open stage in the back. There is no touching the dancers, and it is enforced. The food is good, beverages cheaper than most, so you be the judge. Now there is no smoking in the club, and that makes it much more enjoyable. Have fun!

1320 isn't great if you think of it as a strip club. No Virginia club can be considered good in that light. It's all about expectations.

If you think of it as a bar where you can down a few beers with friends and watch a game... while being able to ogle chicks wearing almost nothing... it's a pretty good place. No frills, no pretentiousness, friendly bartenders. I just look at it as a regular bar and I'm rather fond of the place.

King Diamond -
I'm just curious. Why do you no longer patronize Paper Moon? (Not that I blame you; you couldn't pay me to go back there.)

My dogs do better than them!
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I think these posts are hillarious. The girls at 1320 since the renovations are beautiful. The lap dances are 20$ when Papermoon up the road rapes your wallets and charges an arm and a leg for food that's cooked on a hot plate and bottled beverages. 1320 is better than crystal city because there's more than one private dance area. Also were down to pasties and a thong. Which is way more than you can see at a beach. The only good strip club in d.c. Is stadium if you want a prositute and cloakroom if you want girls with class 4 star food and a beautiful venue. Being rebuilt in spring of 2015.

if you want a real strip club then go to maryland.

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> Actually, Dauphine's Steak House was bought by a
> Baltimore club owner, and is named Paper
> Moon...not Blue Moon!

It's funny you mention that. I was using Bing Maps earlier and right next to Irving Middle School in the old Verizon building was an establishment called "Dauphine Steak House". Even a search for the name that was used for the one on Amherst, "Dauphine's Steakhouse", leads back to that building's address: 8130 Old Keene Mill Rd, Springfield, VA 22152.

I drive by Irving often and I had no idea there was anything even occupying that place other than what seems to be a home remodeling business. Could they have done a soft opening? I don't think a strip club would be so close to a school. It's all very interesting to say the least. I'm certainly going to check it out next time I go by.

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> if you want a real strip club then go to maryland.


I don't wanna see no coon poon. If you want a real strip club go to Tampa.

Is the age limit 18 or 21 to get into these? I know it depends whether they serve alcohol. I turned 18 and some college buds want to take me to one.