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simple posession of mariguana
Posted by: jonathan ee ()
Date: September 04, 2010 01:17PM

im 17 and just got a simple pos. and i have no idea what to do the weed wasn't mine but i still got charged

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Re: simple posession of mariguana
Posted by: Johnny Walker ()
Date: September 04, 2010 01:19PM

"It wasn't mine!" Classic.

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Re: simple posession of mariguana
Posted by: Really ()
Date: September 04, 2010 01:24PM

jonathan ee Wrote:
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> im 17 and just got a simple pos. and i have no
> idea what to do the weed wasn't mine but i still
> got charged

Come on Paris, we all know you're 29.

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Re: simple posession of mariguana
Posted by: obvious.... ()
Date: September 04, 2010 03:33PM

tell your parents... hire a lawyer... get charges dropped..? is this a serious question

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Posted by: chuckhoffmann ()
Date: September 05, 2010 11:17AM

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Edited 3 time(s). Last edit at 04/16/2013 05:30PM by chuckhoffmann.

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Re: simple posession of mariguana
Posted by: Porksta ()
Date: September 05, 2010 11:59AM

Well, good thing then you were only charged with possession of mariguana. If it had been marijuana you would have been in trouble. Expect only an overnight stay in jail for mariguana.

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Re: simple posession of mariguana
Posted by: Troll@AOL ()
Date: September 05, 2010 01:49PM

'Chuckhoffman' wrote:
>"The way you know you're truly grown up is when you have to
hire lawyers to handle your problems because mommy and daddy can't."

Actually Chuck, that's how we know our legal system is unjustly biased,
because you can NOT effectively represent yourself and be taken seriously.

Not to mention we are talking about posession of a native plant here.
The equivalent of herbal tea leaves.

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Re: simple posession of mariguana
Posted by: Juxtaposition ()
Date: September 05, 2010 01:58PM

Couldn't have said it better myself.
Except, you can't be taken seriously by any judge unless you hire a defense attorney, because at even then their minds aren't holy unbiased because I"m pretty sure ThaT ThEy ArE CoNviCTS themselves. fucking criminals

don't fool yourself, they handle these types of charges for a livign and believe me it can get on your nerves and be pretty boring, so that's what you're looking at

chuckhoffmann Wrote:
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> Hire a lawyer. This is not something you can
> handle yourself.
>
> The way you know you're truly grown up is when you
> have to hire lawyers to handle your problems
> because mommy and daddy can't.
>
> At best, the charge will be dropped.
>
> But even at worst, unless you're a really shady
> character and have had problems before (every
> court date and arrest on your record is like a
> pile of dog shit on the judge's lawn, and the
> judge will act like it), they'll probably sentence
> you to probation, drug education classes and
> you're going to have to piss on command for a year
> or so. It's a big pain in the ass and you'll think
> everyone is being a huge dick to you for something
> that wasn't even your fault, but it could be much,
> much, much worse.



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Re: simple posession of mariguana
Posted by: Piggy ()
Date: September 05, 2010 04:27PM

Prove your case or get a 251 disposition. Stop doing or being around weed.



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Re: simple posession of mariguana
Posted by: it wasnt mine ()
Date: September 05, 2010 09:15PM

well...lets hope the judge does not ask you to spell ''marijuana''...because you would be in deep shit...pothead...oh wait...it was not yours!!!

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Posted by: chuckhoffmann ()
Date: September 05, 2010 10:04PM

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Re: simple posession of mariguana
Posted by: Johnny Walker ()
Date: September 05, 2010 11:50PM

How do you tax something that's illegal to sell?

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Posted by: chuckhoffmann ()
Date: September 05, 2010 11:59PM

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Edited 2 time(s). Last edit at 04/16/2013 05:33PM by chuckhoffmann.

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Re: simple posession of mariguana
Posted by: captain22 ()
Date: September 15, 2010 01:56PM

Get a lawyer, do at least 24 hours community service, get letters of recommendation from five or so people, ask for continuance til you get a good judge/prosecutor.. I got charges dropped after a continuance, and later had charges expunged...clean record.

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Re: simple posession of mariguana
Posted by: like2eat@theY ()
Date: September 15, 2010 02:19PM

Your life as you know it is now over. Go off yourself.

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Re: simple posession of mariguana
Posted by: 10inchdonkey ()
Date: September 15, 2010 02:39PM

just snitch on the biggest pussy you know and get off the charge

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Re: simple posession of mariguana
Posted by: 10inchdonkey ()
Date: September 15, 2010 02:39PM

thats why they call me trouble man, 10inchdonkey you gotta stay outta trouble man, so you can bubble man

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Re: simple posession of mariguana
Posted by: Heres what you do... ()
Date: September 16, 2010 01:55AM

First things first, hire a good lawyer. Most good ones will charge you 2000 +... it's worth it. Next, stop smoking weed (if you are), and register for a drug abuse evaluation at a local clinic. This will probably cost you another 250-300 bucks. They will drug test you, give you some tests, an evaluation... and you need to make sure you convince them that you don't have a problem. They will write out a report that you'll have to give to your lawyer. Next, do as much community service as you can through a good organization like United Way. I would recommend 15-20 hours minimum. Talk to your lawyer, but he may want you to get character references from a pastor/teacher/some sort of commendable persson to show to the judge. Do all of these things with a good lawyer, and they will probably drop it completely - no disposition, probation, or anything. Make sure you stay out of trouble and good luck!

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Re: simple posession of mariguana
Posted by: ThePackLeader ()
Date: September 16, 2010 04:36AM

Lucky bastard, you're only 17? Very lucky. Even if you were an adult, though, on a first time Simple Pos. you'd most likely be eligible for a delayed disposition (Which is a fancy way of saying that if you stay out of trouble for six months or so, the charges will be dropped). It's only a one time thing however, so don't push it.

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