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Massage Therapists
Posted by: tmill9 ()
Date: September 02, 2010 03:20PM

Wonder how many posters here have seen a massage therapist in Fairfax Co. It would be intersting to get some information. I ran across a website that rates massage therapist, I guess you have to be a member or something so I couldn't read it.

This is a serous question but can't wait for the often hilarious posts that are sure to follow.

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Re: Massage Therapists
Posted by: bobo ()
Date: September 02, 2010 03:44PM

Got a cert lady in lorton. She was kind of hot.
She must have been around 45 yo
She gave me a full body msg. Good service so far. Then she told me shel do me at no charge.
I was like? Shit, thanks.
She put a condom on me and a full size miror to see. Maybe to make sure there is a condom?
She loved it.
I would say that is the best service ever.

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Re: Massage Therapists
Posted by: LaxWife9 ()
Date: September 04, 2010 02:10AM

I've used Massage Envy for my massages for the past year. Their member rate is $59 per month and that guarantees you one massage. You don't have to use it that month, it does roll over to the next month. You are locked into a year membership but I think it's worth it. You can also use it towards a facial you just have to pay the difference for the products. I think it's like $10.

It is a nation wide franchise and you can use your "monthly massage" at any location. I know that there are a few locations around here. Falls Church City, Burke, Potomac Yard, Gainesville and there is a new one coming in the Fair Oaks area. I really like the Falls Church location. They have fantastic therapists who specialize in different modalities, ie: swedish, Deep Tissue, Trigger point...

Just make sure you tell the front desk what you want, and no they do not do happy endings.

You can go in for your first massage for $49 but they will try to sell you their program. If you don't sign up your next massage is like $90.

Hope this helps a little.

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Re: Massage Therapists
Posted by: Troll@AOL ()
Date: September 04, 2010 02:25AM

Shameless plug, courtesy of the good folks @ Massage Envy ^ ^ ^

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Re: Massage Therapists
Posted by: priapus ()
Date: September 04, 2010 06:57AM

The best places are nail salons. Some will whack your love monkey while you think of the MILFs getting their hair colored on the other side of the door. Maybe you can slip some of your love goo into the shampoo

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Re: Massage Therapists
Posted by: itchy ()
Date: September 04, 2010 09:42AM

Shapes Salon and Day Spa in FFX Station is awesome. My favorite therapist is the very tall,beautiful and classy Sicilian girl with huge lungs. It's not an asian happy ending shop, but you'll be ready to go home and knock the bottom out of your old lady afterwards....

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Re: Massage Therapists
Posted by: LOOKIN ()
Date: September 04, 2010 10:35AM

Hey Bobo where does your kinda hot 45 year old do her work out of.... I am pretty close to there and would like to hook up with that.

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Re: Massage Therapists
Posted by: LaxWife9 ()
Date: September 05, 2010 12:10AM

Yeah I did work there for about 10 months. That is why I like the company and actually have a membership. I must have been good at my job if you figured it out!
Go to Jalene in Falls Church or Bao in Burke

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Re: Massage Therapists
Posted by: like2eat@theY ()
Date: September 05, 2010 09:45AM

Rub n tugs are always good!

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Re: Massage Therapists
Posted by: yes ()
Date: September 05, 2010 12:55PM

i had a co-worker who was going to massage school. She needed someone for one of her friends to pratice on. I volunteered and she shows up at my house (young and nice). As we are beginning I am laying on my back and the hydraulics go up. Was quite awkward but oh well.

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Re: Massage Therapists
Posted by: tmill9 ()
Date: September 14, 2010 02:58PM

Well.....did she help you out?

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Re: Massage Therapists
Posted by: FBO ()
Date: September 14, 2010 03:18PM

If you gotta ask, youre doing it wrong... :)

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I say "fuck" a lot...

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Re: Massage Therapists
Posted by: tmill9 ()
Date: September 15, 2010 10:10AM

FBO Wrote:
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> If you gotta ask, youre doing it wrong... :)


Ummm, I thought the point was that I didn't have to do it myself....

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Re: Massage Therapists
Posted by: Kneady ()
Date: September 15, 2010 10:03PM

priapus Wrote:
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> The best places are nail salons. Some will whack
> your love monkey

How to tell which salons are game? Just the Vietnamese ones?

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Re: Massage Therapists
Posted by: MrMephisto ()
Date: September 16, 2010 09:12AM

Rapists don't need massages, they need jail time.

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Re: Massage Therapists
Posted by: KK ()
Date: September 22, 2010 03:19PM

priapus Wrote:
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> The best places are nail salons. Some will whack
> your love monkey while you think of the MILFs
> getting their hair colored on the other side of
> the door. Maybe you can slip some of your love goo
> into the shampoo


That's too funny! Not sure how that would go though.

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Re: Massage Therapists
Posted by: Jackie ()
Date: September 22, 2010 04:11PM

I guess most massage places in the washington post are rub and tug places? How do you insure you will get a happy ending and not get busted if there's a sting?

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Re: Massage Therapists
Posted by: itchy ()
Date: September 22, 2010 04:23PM

Jackie Wrote:
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>How do you insure you
> will get a happy ending and not get busted if
> there's a sting?


There's no insurance, just stay the hell out of shady massage "parlors" that try and slip a baggie over your winkie and tug it for money. For those of you with secret and top secret clearance a stupid sex charge would ruin your career.

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