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Be Careful What You Say (Dulles Airport Edition)
Posted by: Frequent Flyer ()
Date: August 30, 2010 10:46AM

(CNN) -- Nine passengers aboard a plane at Dulles International Airport were removed before takeoff due to a comment made to a crew member Sunday night, a United Airlines spokeswoman said.

Megan McCarthy told CNN she had no information early Monday morning about the nature of the comment. She said United employees came to the gate, spoke with the crew and then spoke with the passengers taken off the plane.


Any guesses what they said? Maybe something about attending a rally for America? Or suggesting the crew member take two beers and a slide to freedom?

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Re: Be Careful What You Say (Dulles Airport Edition)
Posted by: Gonads & Strife ()
Date: August 30, 2010 10:48AM

They probably said something like "Do you have a Koran we could borrow during the flight?"

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Re: Be Careful What You Say (Dulles Airport Edition)
Posted by: dika-dika ()
Date: August 30, 2010 11:38AM

HI "JACK"

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Re: Be Careful What You Say (Dulles Airport Edition)
Date: August 30, 2010 11:48AM

dika-dika Wrote:
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> HI "JACK"


Kinda dumb, but funny.

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Re: Be Careful What You Say (Dulles Airport Edition)
Posted by: bomb ()
Date: August 30, 2010 11:48AM

"it's not like i have a bomb in here."

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Re: Be Careful What You Say (Dulles Airport Edition)
Posted by: Qwest ()
Date: August 30, 2010 11:51AM

The Glenn Beck freak fan show continues. His supporters deserve everything they get. Rush must be so pissed he's not getting attention.

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Re: Be Careful What You Say (Dulles Airport Edition)
Posted by: Jake Manning ()
Date: August 30, 2010 12:13PM

Keep drinking the coolade gay cowboy with a Quest.

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Re: Be Careful What You Say (Dulles Airport Edition)
Posted by: bdimag ()
Date: August 30, 2010 01:20PM

lol @ the comments:

MORRIS AND HIS WIFE ESTHER WENT TO THE STATE FAIR EVERY YEAR. EVERY YEAR, MORRIS WOULD SAY, "ESTHER, I'D LIKE TO RIDE IN THAT HELICOPTER.

ESTHER ALWAYS REPLIED, " I KNOW MORRIS, BUT THAT HELICOPTER
RIDE IS 50 DOLLARS AND 50 DOLLARS IS 50 DOLLARS."

A FEW YEARS LATER, ESTHER AND MORRIS WENT TO THE FAIR.
MORRIS SAID, "ESTHER, I'M 85 YEARS OLD. IF I DON'T RIDE
THAT HELICOPTER NOW, I MIGHT NEVER GET ANOTHER CHANCE."

ESTHER REPLIED, "MORRIS, THAT HELICOPTER RIDE IS 50 DOLLARS
AND 50 DOLLARS IS 50 DOLLARS."

THE PILOT OVERHEARD THE COUPLE. HE SAID, "FOLKS, I'LL MAKE YOU A DEAL. I'LL TAKE THE BOTH OF YOU FOR A RIDE. IF YOU CAN STAY QUIET FOR THE ENTIRE RIDE AND NOT SAY A WORD, I WON'T CHARGE YOU! BUT IF YOU SAY ONE WORD, IT'S 50 DOLLARS.

MORRIS AND ESTHER AGREED -- AND UP THEY WENT. THE PILOT DID
ALL KINDS OF FANCY MANEUVERS. BUT NOT A WORD WAS HEARD. HE DID HIS DAREDEVIL TRICKS OVER AND OVER AGAIN, BUT STILL NOT A WORD. WHEN THEY LANDED, THE PILOT TURNED TO MORRIS. HE SAID, "BY GOLLY, I DID EVERYTHING I COULD TO GET YOU TO YELL OUT, BUT YOU DIDN'T. I'M IMPRESSED .

MORRIS REPLIED, "WELL, I WAS GOING TO SAY SOMETHING WHEN
ESTHER FELL OUT, BUT 50 DOLLARS IS 50 DOLLARS less

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Re: Be Careful What You Say (Dulles Airport Edition)
Posted by: Johnny Walker ()
Date: August 30, 2010 01:59PM

"I can't wait to get back after securing this new big account for the company!"

"What do you think your boss will say?"

"Um, well, hm, uh, I don't know, uh, exactly, but, I'm sure I'll, uh, be praised!"

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Re: Be Careful What You Say (Dulles Airport Edition)
Date: August 30, 2010 02:42PM

bomb Wrote:
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> "it's not like i have a bomb in here."


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Re: Be Careful What You Say (Dulles Airport Edition)
Posted by: ThePackLeader ()
Date: August 31, 2010 05:36AM

They probably said: "He's climbin' in your windows, He's snatchin' your people up, Tryna' rape 'em. So you need to hide your kids, Hide your wife, and hide your husband, Cause they raping everybody out here".

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"And if any women or children get their legs torn off, or faces caved in, well, it's tough shit for them." -2LT. Bert Stiles, 505th, 339th (On Berlin Bombardier Mission, 1944).

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Re: Be Careful What You Say (Dulles Airport Edition)
Posted by: Radiophile ()
Date: August 31, 2010 06:26AM

In the early 1970s while filming the movie Serpico, Al Pacino was boarding a plane with friends. He had a full beard. He made a joke about being a hijacker and was immediately escorted off the plane and arrested, held and questioned.

He kept saying it was only a joke. He was told, on a airplane there is no such thing as a joke.

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Re: Be Careful What You Say (Dulles Airport Edition)
Posted by: Bush ()
Date: August 31, 2010 08:21AM

They were Paki military guys. Suspicious remarks. Uncooperative. Deplaned. Detained. Questioned. Released.

If you are a guest here, maybe you should act more like one and not like a bunch of dicks. They should be thankful they aren't at Gitmo.

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