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Matter of taste
Posted by: Matter of taste ()
Date: April 26, 2023 12:23PM

I think this weekend might be perfect for a barbecue


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Re: Matter of taste
Posted by: Roll tide ()
Date: April 27, 2023 03:12AM



I'm not gonna start no fires I'm not gonna stop no fires either. All I care about is....
Byob... if it smells like a BBQ I'm gonna make me some BBQ and some vegetables.... nothing quite like inviting friends and enemies to a BBQ and letting hunger sort out who's who.

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Re: Matter of taste
Posted by: Sneaky ()
Date: April 27, 2023 09:41PM

Small parts of assorted mamals

Would you like the dark meat or the caucasian?

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Re: Matter of taste
Posted by: Sneaky ()
Date: April 27, 2023 10:25PM

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The beat meat is done in house wink. It's been seasoning for a while listen for the sound of the slow mode. Pet the dog and consider your mothers love. Be happy consider the delicious details. Too bad their boy is god damn special .. I bet he is you know someone who eats with a spoon.


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Re: Matter of taste
Posted by: Roll tide ()
Date: April 27, 2023 11:15PM



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Re: Matter of taste
Posted by: Sneaky ()
Date: April 28, 2023 12:30AM



What has started was foretold in dark places by old sages fist deep in choir boy anuses.

Ignite the BBQ long live the BBQ when you smell the sweet smoke just call it.

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Re: Matter of taste
Posted by: Smokeythemeateater ()
Date: April 28, 2023 05:47PM


Mmmm tastes like Caucasians

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Re: Matter of taste
Posted by: Boneandgrime ()
Date: April 28, 2023 05:58PM


Bone and Grime
The lord commands
As Above so Below
Blood makes the corn grow
Their bloated bellies crave more meat
Rain or shine the bbq is lit
Render the bones to jello nothing goes to waste
So many mouths to feed .byob.

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Re: Matter of taste
Posted by: Bloodsacrifice ()
Date: April 29, 2023 10:26PM

That smell of barbecue is still hanging in the air.
We ate so much but we still want more.
Pay no attention to the chef's pantry.
All the meat to eat delivered fresh.
The question is when is the next banquet.
I love watching a house go up in flames.
If it gets hot enough its hard to discern bone ash from fiberglass.
Stir the pot and add a little salt.


Remember what happens in the kitchen is not the concern of the vegetables.

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Re: Matter of taste
Posted by: Deadpirates ()
Date: May 01, 2023 07:41PM

Mmm mm smell that in the air is it propane is it hexane. Or is it even tastier.

The best meat is when it starts tough and then the meat falls from the bone.
Thanks for the care package I hope it didn't cost anyone too much "fuel"

There's that old song playing on the radio again makes my mouth water.

Thanks to the chef in chief or is it chief chef... its always nicer to get by with a little help from a friend here and there.

By the way to those still trying to find meaning where there is none. It's ok don't trip in the hole it's only a temporary situation until it's over.

There's more than enough meat. Byob.


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Re: Matter of taste
Posted by: Consider this ()
Date: May 02, 2023 05:37AM

What to do if you find yourself stuck in a crack in the ground underneath a giant boulder you can't move, with no hope of rescue. Consider how lucky you are that life has been good to you so far. Alternatively, if life hasn't been good to you so far, which given your current circumstances seems more likely, consider how lucky you are that it won't be troubling you much longer.


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Re: Matter of taste
Posted by: Marco ()
Date: May 02, 2023 09:18PM

We're celebrating being the best drywall company in Winston-Salem and we're having a barbecue party!

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Re: Matter of taste
Posted by: Smokeythemaneater ()
Date: May 04, 2023 12:24PM

The smell of hickory and sofly whimpered indignation.
Soup is so good for the soul.
Instead of trying to stop the barbecue you should be sure what side of the menu you are on.
Summertime safari they are hungry for meat and we like it when it forgets how it ended up in the kitchen in the first place.

It dosent matter if you are bacon full of carcinogens ,
It dosent matter if you are jerky full of ash and smoke
It dosent matter if you are apples full of knowledge we love the vegans full of smug.
It dosent matter if you are a well dressed medic full of snake oil and thoughts.
The barbecue season is starting up. Remember to douse your fires and make sure the embers are fully extinguished. The spectators are why we do this.
The safari is for members only.


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Re: Matter of taste
Posted by: Hunger ()
Date: May 05, 2023 12:43AM

The lion is hungry he eats.


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Re: Matter of taste
Posted by: Dread pirate roberts ()
Date: May 05, 2023 12:53PM



Give no quarter

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Re: Matter of taste
Posted by: Dread Pirate Roberts ()
Date: May 05, 2023 01:01PM


Let the safari begin

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Re: Matter of taste
Posted by: The ghost of Tesla ()
Date: May 05, 2023 01:09PM

Tesla once said, "The world moves slowly, and new truths are difficult to see."

Broadcast depth gentleman begin the safari.

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Re: Matter of taste
Posted by: Hunger ()
Date: May 21, 2023 04:05PM

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Oh look it's almost time for.
Tea ?
Is it just tea.?
Let's have a roast?
Let's call a butcher?
Just one or one for the butcher to play with ?

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