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Re: Potatoes
Posted by: Black potato ()
Date: May 16, 2023 02:11PM

Im in command vehicle potato praetorian gets to do something else right now. Something risky.

The tones. The tones.
14:11

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Re: Potatoes
Posted by: Potato praetorian ()
Date: May 16, 2023 02:14PM

Scanner chatter indicates scouts are in the dark.

Push the tempo.
Im doing paperwork on special subjects c.j. in fire. And special subject who likes Asian flat chested girls.

Last night was fun who thought my old ass would be a better shot than you

14:14

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Re: Potatoes
Posted by: Spuds and suds ()
Date: May 16, 2023 02:16PM

Thats because your ugly ass has a command vehicle.

Im out in the "bus" so I can't maneuver like you.

14:16

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Re: Potatoes
Posted by: Potatoes ()
Date: May 16, 2023 02:17PM

If I have time I'll drop off another care package but I kinda hate doing it in broad daylight... karens are out.

14:17

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Re: Potatoes
Posted by: Potatoes ()
Date: May 16, 2023 09:14PM

Get your rings on and put on your tinfoil underwear. We are transmitting from the pirate satellite.

Potatoes don't talk.

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Re: Potatoes
Posted by: Spuddy buddy ()
Date: May 16, 2023 11:32PM

23:32
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New bullshit same fairfax.

The safari zone is isolated. Special subjects have been chosen.

I've sent paperwork to potato praetorian if approved it's time for the games.


Duck duck duck ... pig.

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Re: Potatoes
Posted by: Potatoes ()
Date: May 16, 2023 11:33PM

Talking to big phone right now.
E.D.P.

e.d.p.

Code word for batshit crazy.
Remember don't talk about the safari to the prey.

23:33

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Re: Potatoes
Posted by: Potato praetorian ()
Date: May 17, 2023 03:24PM

Care packages are being distributed.
Await sstv feed.

Fuck all of you

White smoke
15:24

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Re: Potatoes
Posted by: Potato praetorian ()
Date: May 17, 2023 04:06PM

I'm at staging area there are alot of people out so be discreet new transmitters are in place be advised corn is out as well.

Special instructions will be given once i am not in the command vehicle.

Remember I hate all of you so fucking much right now.

Spuds don't talk they stay in their hidey holes ... till the time is right.


Don't worry packages are camouflaged in a new method use your rf ping

Don't worry about anything other than the mission of the day.

Due to corn interference expect masquerading potatoes.

If you are spotted with a tool use the built in disable function we have data that shows that it will disable nearby cad units .

Remember to leave credit cards away from the packages.


Call the big phone with your new spuddy buddy rollout ... its daytime expect stupid scouts. It's not power shift anymore.

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Re: Potatoes
Posted by: Potatoes ()
Date: May 17, 2023 04:30PM

Spud check call the big phone and let grillmaater know your new ID.
Potato praetorian is pushing hard burning the fresh asphalt.

To the Victor goes the spoils.


Protocol bird.
Decode and roll-out
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Re: Potatoes
Posted by: Potato praetorian ()
Date: May 17, 2023 06:16PM

Care packages have been distributed around fairfax in all sorts of fun places.

If you are caught with a care package disable it and put it down. Wear your tinfoil hat.
The lipo are pre charged


18:16

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Re: Potatoes
Posted by: Spuds and suds ()
Date: May 17, 2023 06:44PM

Scouts are busy atm. Quick potatoes deploy and pick up your goodies

Sstv is waiting for satellite to start repeating.

Protocol bird
Roll out
18:44

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Re: Potatoes
Posted by: Spuddy buddy ()
Date: May 17, 2023 06:56PM

Cad units are on the blink.

18:56

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Re: Potatoes
Posted by: Potato praetorian ()
Date: May 17, 2023 06:58PM

Yeah big phone just rang me and asked whats going on and well. Fuck you thats what I told them.

The sstv footage is still on standby until interference ends.

Keep pinging the monkey

18:58

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Re: Potatoes
Posted by: Potatoes ()
Date: May 17, 2023 07:02PM

Is someone trying to interfere with the potato deployment.

This is the second call in potatoes avoid area east. Area north
Get the care package in Centerville and fairfax city. Avoid great falls .

Keep those cad units on the blink.

Blink blink.

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Re: Potatoes
Posted by: Potatoes ()
Date: May 17, 2023 07:04PM

Correction avoid all falls and Alex.

Central fairfax units have been deployed so fuck me you guys need to update me sooner.

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Re: Potatoes
Posted by: P.p. ()
Date: May 17, 2023 07:04PM

Bruh. Check the other feed. Its not good.

19;04

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Re: Potatoes
Posted by: Potatoes ()
Date: May 17, 2023 07:05PM

There are scouts near one of the units . Be careful spud. You might be better off leaving it and we can disable from remote.


Advised. Potato stay in your hole

19:05

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Re: Potatoes
Posted by: Spuddy buddy ()
Date: May 17, 2023 07:11PM

Im inbeween the spot and the drop.

Theres a scout parked right near me ...

Am I visible to them.

Potato praetorian were you spotted dropping off care package.

They seem to know or dont know
19:11

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Re: Potatoes
Posted by: Potato praetorian ()
Date: May 17, 2023 07:14PM

Not at your location was fucking around at the dollar store when I pinged 423 medic unit.

You are not on their radar unless you act like it.

Put your radio in the glove box use a headset. The pinger will work .. its accurate to the nearest yard. So just act like you dropped your car keys.

If you have to . Drop your car keys.


19:14

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Re: Potatoes
Posted by: Tower 5 ()
Date: May 17, 2023 07:16PM

Bro is spotted. Description is far too close to your outfit spuddy drop your car keys leave the show to another potato. Get covered up .

Throw some dirt on yourself

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Re: Potatoes
Posted by: Spuddy buddy ()
Date: May 17, 2023 07:17PM

Its the shirt isint it. Yeah ill give it to a homeless person.

Where is my backup.

19:17

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Re: Potatoes
Posted by: Potato praetorian ()
Date: May 17, 2023 07:18PM

If you can get into your backpack flip it inside out. They are looking for a camouflage patterned walker. Blend in with the Asian kids.


19:18

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Re: Potatoes
Posted by: Spuddy buddy ()
Date: May 17, 2023 07:18PM

Is this a corn alert.

10-4
19:18

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Re: Potatoes
Posted by: Potato praetorian ()
Date: May 17, 2023 07:19PM

Its obviously not you. Put on penguin outfit

18:19

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Re: Potatoes
Posted by: Spuddy buddy ()
Date: May 17, 2023 07:20PM

Im going for the unit. Go ahead and trigger the ping and force these scouts off my ass.

19:20

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Re: Potatoes
Posted by: Tower 5 ()
Date: May 17, 2023 07:24PM

ADVISED. Ping initiated. Range 500w target main Street. Ping duration 3 minutes . Cad service interrupt enabled.

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Re: Potatoes
Posted by: Potato praetorian ()
Date: May 17, 2023 07:26PM

The tones.

The tones.
19:26

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Re: Potatoes
Posted by: Spuddy buddy ()
Date: May 17, 2023 07:31PM

I got the package im getting the fuck to a hideyhole
19:31

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Re: Potatoes
Posted by: Tower 5 ()
Date: May 17, 2023 07:32PM

Ping successful then I take it.

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Re: Potatoes
Posted by: Potatoes ()
Date: May 17, 2023 07:34PM

Big phone is calling me about youre a fucktard

19:33

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Re: Potatoes
Posted by: Tower 5 ()
Date: May 17, 2023 07:34PM

Its not my fault if mrrf hits the intended target

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Re: Potatoes
Posted by: Tower 5 ()
Date: May 17, 2023 07:34PM

Its not my fault if mrrf hits the intended target

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Re: Potatoes
Posted by: Potatoes ()
Date: May 17, 2023 07:45PM

Satellite is almost ready to brodcast be advised special ed scouts are starting to go off service night shift is not as stupid this time please be careful once night hits.

19:45

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Re: Potatoes
Posted by: Tater Onion ()
Date: May 17, 2023 07:49PM

I feel like I’ve got a Michelin 275 55 20 in my gut. It wouldn’t surprise me if there are more.

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Re: Potatoes
Posted by: Black potato ()
Date: May 17, 2023 07:51PM

Hello corn

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Re: Potatoes
Posted by: Black potato ()
Date: May 17, 2023 08:04PM

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Re: Potatoes
Posted by: Potatoes ()
Date: May 17, 2023 08:07PM

Black smoke protocol is enabled.
All units hidey hole
Await sstv broadcast
Assume any spud that isint on the list is corn
20:07

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Re: Potatoes
Posted by: CornCob ()
Date: May 17, 2023 08:17PM

He did that get in there? I don’t remember eating any corn.

Potatoes have eyez.

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Re: Potatoes
Posted by: Spuddy buddy ()
Date: May 17, 2023 09:02PM

Potato cannon test fire
21:02

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Re: Potatoes
Posted by: Tower 5 ()
Date: May 17, 2023 09:02PM

Warning theres a corn in here
Call direct

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Re: Potatoes
Posted by: Black potato ()
Date: May 17, 2023 11:11PM

                                                                                                     
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Re: Potatoes
Posted by: Potatoes ()
Date: May 17, 2023 11:13PM

Newfags can't rainbow
Fuck me man your new cad updates are fucking wicked
23:13

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Re: Potatoes
Posted by: Black potato ()
Date: May 17, 2023 11:21PM

Sstv footage is now live broadcast on special parasite transmitters
Tune in decode then ditch.
23:21

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Re: Potatoes
Posted by: Potatoes ()
Date: May 17, 2023 11:35PM

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Re: Potatoes
Posted by: Spuddy buddy ()
Date: May 17, 2023 11:38PM

Wait how do I do that. Fuck.me
23:28

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Re: Potatoes
Posted by: Potato praetorian ()
Date: May 17, 2023 11:45PM

Its under the trunk function menu go to extra shit and select filthy mode.
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Re: Potatoes
Posted by: Potato praetorian ()
Date: May 18, 2023 01:42PM

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Use the private key to decode the sstv passwords call big phone in.
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Re: Potatoes
Posted by: Spuds and suds ()
Date: May 18, 2023 01:53PM

Spuds n suds reporting in.
Spud check roll call
Big phone is calling me to run command
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Re: Potatoes
Posted by: Potato praetorian ()
Date: May 18, 2023 02:00PM

Care packages loaded into the command vehicle
Waiting for confirmation of parasite signal into cad units.

Let's make the scouts dance a little.
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Re: Potatoes
Posted by: Tater salad ()
Date: May 18, 2023 02:16PM

spuds ve arrre about to deploy huge giant massive karrre package kind zat never beforrre has been seen

Keep eye on satellite feed
I'm about to roll out as scheduled

14:16

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Re: Potatoes
Posted by: Potato praetorian ()
Date: May 18, 2023 03:46PM

En route running hot

Spuds rollout

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Re: Potatoes
Posted by: Black potato ()
Date: May 18, 2023 11:15PM

I fucking hate all of you.

So its time for the sstv updates. Stay tuned.





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Re: Potatoes
Posted by: potatoes ()
Date: May 19, 2023 11:40PM

spud check roll call
this is a full spud check of all teams
there are countermeasures in place
tonights operations are being quarterbacked by night shift
be advised theres a notice to imcrease fuel availibility
fuck the budget
potato praetorian is hadling the paperwork from smelly office.
apparently theres a shit check
so all spuds prepare for brodcast
call in big phone for active callsigns
let big phone tell you direct which toolset to deploy
assume that any potato that is not on our list is corn
if corn interfere tonight you are cleared to invite to dinner
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Re: Potatoes
Posted by: potato salad ()
Date: May 19, 2023 11:49PM


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Re: Potatoes
Posted by: potato praetorian ()
Date: May 19, 2023 11:54PM

10-4
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       `88     `88 88 88'     88   88 
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Re: Potatoes
Posted by: spuddy buddy ()
Date: May 19, 2023 11:59PM

10-4
im at staging area fueling up
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Re: Potatoes
Posted by: black potato ()
Date: May 20, 2023 12:05AM

10-4
lets do this

request clear chanel
tater salad better be fast
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Re: Potatoes
Posted by: potatoes ()
Date: May 20, 2023 12:15AM

the tones the tones
are we ready to rock
https://youtu.be/OOd6o-4kEEs
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Re: Potatoes
Posted by: potato praetorian ()
Date: May 20, 2023 12:23AM

big phone says its time to stop fucking around

https://youtu.be/M9_6Q_r8-eE
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   88 d' 88 88 d' 88    88'         `88 
   Y8'' .8P Y8'' .8P dP 88.         .88 
    Y8888P   Y8888P  88 Y88888P d88888P 
                                        
                                        
                                        

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Re: Potatoes
Posted by: Black potato ()
Date: May 20, 2023 11:01PM

I fucking hate all of you so much for making me do work this fucking night... 

Apparently there have not been enough beatings. 
Im at staging area im waiting for potato praetorian to log in big phone wants status updates every 30 min. 

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Re: Potatoes
Posted by: Potato praetorian ()
Date: May 20, 2023 11:10PM



Oh you think youre mad.
I have to take a massive shit. 

Someone let one of the care packages walk away with a civilian.

When I find out who fucked up youre going home in small parts

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88'         `88     88  88 d' 88 
88.         .88 dP  88  Y8'' .8P 
Y88888P d88888P 88 d88P  Y8888P  
                                 
                                 



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Re: Potatoes
Posted by: Potato salad ()
Date: May 20, 2023 11:17PM


Its not my fault I have my unit right here. Are we going hunting


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Re: Potatoes
Posted by: Tower 5 ()
Date: May 20, 2023 11:19PM

It doesn't matter who's fault it is if a civilian has one of our toys.
We aren't recruiting new members and if they turn it on they might hurt themselves... and then id have to clean up the mess.

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Re: Potatoes
Posted by: Potato salad ()
Date: May 20, 2023 11:22PM


Excuse me what care package is lost. 

Are we talking about a IHOP situation again.
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Re: Potatoes
Posted by: Tower 5 ()
Date: May 20, 2023 11:23PM

Its only dangerous if they activate the unit without discharging.
It is fully charged. Repeat battery is fully charged.

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Re: Potatoes
Posted by: Potato salad ()
Date: May 20, 2023 11:27PM


Okay my ass is now clinched. 
Just got off big phone and been breifed.

Someone fucked up hard. 


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Re: Potatoes
Posted by: Potato praetorian ()
Date: May 20, 2023 11:33PM


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Re: Potatoes
Posted by: Potato praetorian ()
Date: May 20, 2023 11:34PM

You dont fucking say.

Radio chatter indicates scouts are now adequately distracted .

Go get my toy back.
With extreme prejudice.
Temet nosce.

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.aaadP'  aaad8'     aaad8'  aaad8' 
88'         `88        `88     `88 
88.         .88 dP     .88     .88 
Y88888P d88888P 88 d88888P d88888P

Fuck you

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Re: Potatoes
Posted by: Tower 5 ()
Date: May 20, 2023 11:36PM

Fairfax one is now in the chessboard

You are off the map in 4 minutes.

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Re: Potatoes
Posted by: Spuds n suds ()
Date: May 20, 2023 11:40PM

Fridge is cold
Ready to roll out when needed.
Please put down some garbage bags before you do what you do.

Gasoline is cheap.

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Re: Potatoes
Posted by: Scalloped potatoes ()
Date: May 20, 2023 11:42PM

Im on standby. Big phone called me in.
Confirm my name with big phone. We have reached this point of the conversation.
Get the toy back on reservation NOW.
23:42

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Re: Potatoes
Posted by: Tower 5 ()
Date: May 20, 2023 11:43PM

Keep me out of this.

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Re: Potatoes
Posted by: Scalloped potatoes ()
Date: May 20, 2023 11:50PM

Shut the fuck up tower 5. You know your part in this.
Your friend didn't do their part. The grill is lit.

Stay on the cans and make sure you don't hear it.
If you hear the signal for the care package its your job to confirm.

Your team fucked up but you might not have you are still in the car.

If the unit is recovered you need to make sure the target is hit.
23:50

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Re: Potatoes
Posted by: Potatoes ()
Date: May 20, 2023 11:57PM

Big phone just rang me and filled me in.

Tower 5 you are in this with us.
Battery is charged. Battery is charged.
We need to confirm care package has discharged.

It has 3 full rounds and possible could fire a 4th time.

Civilian has been identified and is in same area as care package.

Sstv is now active clear the chanel

23:57

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Re: Potatoes
Posted by: Scalloped potatoes ()
Date: May 21, 2023 12:02AM

Code white smoke.
Warning.
There are scouts in area.
Im not hesitating to throw you into the shit.
We found our care package. Attempting to fire by remote.
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Re: Potatoes
Posted by: Tower 5 ()
Date: May 21, 2023 12:04AM

Head north out of annandale scouts are to the south of you.

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Re: Potatoes
Posted by: Scalloped potatoes ()
Date: May 21, 2023 12:05AM

Spuds and suds. Roll out the cleaning crew.
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Re: Potatoes
Posted by: Spuds n suds ()
Date: May 21, 2023 12:05AM

10-4
Understood. Its a big shit

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Re: Potatoes
Posted by: Tower 5 ()
Date: May 21, 2023 12:07AM

Confirmed . I heard the ping from the unit. Toy is deactivated violently

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Re: Potatoes
Posted by: Spuds n suds ()
Date: May 21, 2023 12:10AM

What should we tell scouts. If they hear ping.
Civilian is injured

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Re: Potatoes
Posted by: Scalloped potatoes ()
Date: May 21, 2023 12:12AM

Same thing we said last time.

Some homeless person must have tried to cook meth.
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Re: Potatoes
Posted by: Potatoes ()
Date: May 21, 2023 12:14AM

Keep chanel clear for cleanup.
00:14

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Re: Potatoes
Posted by: Scalloped potatoes ()
Date: May 21, 2023 12:16AM

Firing mechanism recovered
Leave the hot metal behind no one is going to be able to repair the transmitter.

Tower 5 youre lucky. No one died.
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Re: Potatoes
Posted by: Tower 5 ()
Date: May 21, 2023 12:17AM

10-4

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Re: Potatoes
Posted by: Scalloped potatoes ()
Date: May 21, 2023 12:20AM

Don't worry I gave him some cash and field dressed the wound . Shrapnel in hand .

He was holding unit when we detonated it.
Civilization was drunk he's bleeding out a bit wound is cauterized and I threw cash at him to get more weed. He thinks we're drug dealers so if you hear chatter that's why.
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Re: Potatoes
Posted by: Spuds n suds ()
Date: May 21, 2023 12:24AM

You have a sick sense of humor

Thats what you call a field dressing.
Im rolling out in refrigerator.
Heading to tower 5.
00:23

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Re: Potatoes
Posted by: Tower 5 ()
Date: May 21, 2023 12:25AM

Fuck you dont bring civilian here.

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Re: Potatoes
Posted by: Scalloped potatoes ()
Date: May 21, 2023 12:25AM

Big phone wants full cleanup.
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Re: Potatoes
Posted by: Tower 5 ()
Date: May 21, 2023 12:26AM

What am I supposed to do with a burn victim without a fire.

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Re: Potatoes
Posted by: Scalloped potatoes ()
Date: May 21, 2023 12:27AM

You can always go to the grill with spuds and suds or else.
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Re: Potatoes
Posted by: Tower 5 ()
Date: May 21, 2023 12:28AM

Im calling big phone this doesn't make sense

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Re: Potatoes
Posted by: Scalloped potatoes ()
Date: May 21, 2023 12:30AM

All spuds wait for potato praetorian to explain.
Im on my way to tower 5.
Tower 2 your show from this point forward ... you shouldn't guess why.
0
Nø more messages till next praetorian message sstv for confirmation

00:30

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Re: Potatoes
Posted by: Black potato ()
Date: May 21, 2023 12:36AM


Chanel cleared by scalloped potatoes.

Full radio silence.
Fuck you guys.


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Re: Potatoes
Posted by: Potato praetorian ()
Date: May 21, 2023 12:50AM


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Re: Potatoes
Posted by: Potato praetorian ()
Date: May 21, 2023 12:51AM



Toy has been recovered and we are going to keel haul the responsible potatoes 

Tower 5 is deactivated until further notice along with tater salad. Potato salad will have command  till 0900
Temet nosce.


 
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d8' ..8b d8' ..8b 88 88'     d8' ..8b 
88 .P 88 88 .P 88    88baaa. 88 .P 88 
88 d' 88 88 d' 88        `88 88 d' 88 
Y8'' .8P Y8'' .8P dP      88 Y8'' .8P 
 Y8888P   Y8888P  88 d88888P  Y8888P  
                                      
                                      



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Re: Potatoes
Posted by: P.p. ()
Date: May 21, 2023 12:54AM

Yo update your cad units. And radio in big phone for new callsigns

Hey praetorian your last update was posted twice was that you or is your cad broken. Or do we have corn in the middle.

0054

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Re: Potatoes
Posted by: Potatoes ()
Date: May 21, 2023 12:57AM

Praetorian is running the parasite so if he's posting funny its because of the command vehicle is running the bleeding edge.

Big phone is calling that they want update in 33 minutes.
00:57

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Re: Potatoes
Posted by: P.p. ()
Date: May 21, 2023 01:00AM

10-4 chanel cleared till 0900

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Re: Potatoes
Posted by: potato praetorian ()
Date: May 21, 2023 01:45AM

civilian has been released into the wild. drugged up heavy so he wont talk
tower 5 is deactivated and do not communicate with them direct.           
tower 5 is being relocated to another team with different credentials     
he fucked up pretty hard                                                  
certain potatoes are going to be deactivated today                        
civilians hand has 3 peices of shrapnel embedded in hand                  
civilian thought that package was yard sale item left outside in rain     
civilian is not going to talk thanks to scalloped potato                  
tower 5 is a retard                                                       
                                                                          
                                                                          
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