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Welcome to Fairfax Underground, a project site designed to improve communication among residents of Fairfax County, VA. Feel free to post anything Northern Virginia residents would find interesting.
Re: Potatoes
Posted by:
Black potato
()
Date: June 01, 2023 08:15PM
Fuckit potato salad track the special subject direct don't go to the lake run the bitch down
Re: Potatoes
Posted by:
Potato command
()
Date: June 01, 2023 08:16PM
Run him off the fucking road
Re: Potatoes
Posted by:
Potato salad
()
Date: June 01, 2023 08:34PM
Truck is toast I gottem good I took his pelican ill bring it to you at secret lake. Im going radio silence... no civilians sighted I'm dragging him to the edge of the woods and hopefully it won't be till later thay they find the carbeque
Re: Potatoes
Posted by:
Potato command
()
Date: June 01, 2023 08:35PM
Hot potato intercept him before he gets to the secret lake and then go back for the truck
Gasoline is cheap.
So is Styrofoam
Gasoline is cheap.
So is Styrofoam
Re: Potatoes
Posted by:
Hot potato
()
Date: June 01, 2023 08:37PM
Hey scalloped potatoes I need cleanup crew
Re: Potatoes
Posted by:
Spuddy buddy
()
Date: June 01, 2023 08:38PM
Yall have 20 minutes before the fire will get lit
Re: Potatoes
Posted by:
Corn intercepted
()
Date: June 01, 2023 08:38PM
Don't be so sure
Re: Potatoes
Posted by:
Black potato
()
Date: June 01, 2023 08:39PM
I've got the hammers in the bag I'm ready for a control burn
Re: Potatoes
Posted by:
Corn alert
()
Date: June 01, 2023 08:40PM
There's chatter but it's incorrect. Hopefully they are this retarded
Re: Potatoes
Posted by:
Brown potato
()
Date: June 01, 2023 08:42PM
The cleanup crew is en route scalloped potatoes is currently hands on meat
Re: Potatoes
Posted by:
Scalloped potatoes
()
Date: June 01, 2023 08:43PM
I'm parked my truck infront of the damaged guardrail
No scouts in area
No scouts in area
Re: Potatoes
Posted by:
Hot potato
()
Date: June 01, 2023 08:44PM
Special subject is passed out on grass. I poured scotch on him . He's out cold.
Re: Potatoes
Posted by:
Black potato
()
Date: June 01, 2023 08:44PM
I'm suprised you didn't violate him
Re: Potatoes
Posted by:
Trunked potato message
()
Date: June 01, 2023 08:47PM
Trunked. potato message
Re: Potatoes
Posted by:
Corn alert
()
Date: June 01, 2023 08:47PM
Stripper cop is back online get in your hide
Re: Potatoes
Posted by:
Potatoes
()
Date: June 03, 2023 12:35AM
Potato potatoes potatoes potato
Re: Potatoes
Posted by:
Spud check
()
Date: June 03, 2023 12:36AM
Potato potato
Re: Potatoes
Posted by:
Potato praetorian
()
Date: June 03, 2023 01:00AM
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M mmmm. `M 88 88
M MMMMM M dP 88 .d888b88 .d8888b.
M MMMMM M 88 88 88' `88 88' `88
M MMMM' .M 88 88 88. .88 88. .88
M .MM dP dP `88888P8 `88888P'
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MM MMMb. "M 88' `88 88' `"" 88888" 88ooood8 88
MM MMMMM M 88. .88 88. ... 88 `8b. 88. ... 88
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M `' . '' .MM 88 88 88 88 88. ... 88 88 88 88 88. .88 88 `8b. 88. ...
M .d .dMMM dP dP dP dP `88888P' `88888P' dP dP dP `88888P' dP `YP `88888P'
MMMMMMMMMMMMMM
a8888a a8888a dP 888888P .d888b.
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88 .P 88 88 .P 88 88baaa. `8bad88
88 d' 88 88 d' 88 `88 `88
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Re: Potatoes
Posted by:
Red potato
()
Date: June 03, 2023 01:01AM
Potatoes po ta to es
Re: Potatoes
Posted by:
Black potato
()
Date: June 03, 2023 01:01AM
Po ta to
Potato
Potato
Re: Potatoes
Posted by:
Hot potato
()
Date: June 03, 2023 01:04AM
Potato potato potato potatoes
Re: Potatoes
Posted by:
Tower 2
()
Date: June 03, 2023 01:06AM
Ping confirmation
Re: Potatoes
Posted by:
Spud check
()
Date: June 03, 2023 01:07AM
Potato? Potato potato !
Re: Potatoes
Posted by:
Potatoes
()
Date: June 03, 2023 01:09AM
Potatoes potato es
Re: Potatoes
Posted by:
Potato salad
()
Date: June 03, 2023 01:12AM
Potato po tato po tato
Re: Potatoes
Posted by:
Corn
()
Date: June 03, 2023 01:13AM
Did you guys have a stroke
Re: Potatoes
Posted by:
Potatoes
()
Date: June 03, 2023 01:14AM
Po ta to es potato potatoes
Re: Potatoes
Posted by:
Corn
()
Date: June 03, 2023 01:16AM
So you're retarded...
Re: Potatoes
Posted by:
Corn
()
Date: June 03, 2023 01:17AM
What the fuck guys.
Re: Potatoes
Posted by:
Motor potato
()
Date: June 03, 2023 01:19AM
Po ta to es
Po tA To Es
Po TA TO Es
Po TA to Es
Po tA To Es
Po TA TO Es
Po TA to Es
Re: Potatoes
Posted by:
Corn
()
Date: June 03, 2023 01:19AM
Im surrounded by assholes
Re: Potatoes
Posted by:
Potato salad
()
Date: June 03, 2023 01:20AM
Po
Pota
Potato
Pota
Potato
Re: Potatoes
Posted by:
Tower 2
()
Date: June 03, 2023 01:21AM
Potato po tat o po po po
Re: Potatoes
Posted by:
Black potato
()
Date: June 03, 2023 01:23AM
Spud tater tomato
Re: Potatoes
Posted by:
Spuddy buddy
()
Date: June 03, 2023 01:28AM
Corn tomato cheese tomato
NO SALT
NO SALT
Re: Potatoes
Posted by:
Corn
()
Date: June 03, 2023 01:29AM
Wait this isint code then wtf are you going on about
Re: Potatoes
Posted by:
Spuddy buddy
()
Date: June 03, 2023 01:30AM
SALT
SALT
SALT
NO SALT
SALT
SALT
NO SALT
Re: Potatoes
Posted by:
Scalloped potatoes
()
Date: June 03, 2023 01:31AM
Po ta to p o t a t o
Potat o potat o
NO SALT
extra cheese
Potat o potat o
NO SALT
extra cheese
Re: Potatoes
Posted by:
Pomme du terre avec fromage
()
Date: June 03, 2023 01:33AM
Du Fromage
Re: Potatoes
Posted by:
Black potato
()
Date: June 03, 2023 01:37AM
<*_*> <@_*> <-_->
Du fromage
Du fromage
Re: Potatoes
Posted by:
Potatoes
()
Date: June 03, 2023 01:38AM
Du fromage 8====> hot potato <3
Re: Potatoes
Posted by:
Corn
()
Date: June 03, 2023 01:39AM
Fuck you guys
I'll find out tomorrow anyways
I'll find out tomorrow anyways
Re: Potatoes
Posted by:
potato praetorian
()
Date: June 04, 2023 12:08AM
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M mmmmm..M 88 Mmmm mmmM
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MMMMMMM. M 88 88' `88 88 d8' 88ooood8 MMMM MMMM 88' `88 88' `88
M. .MMM' M 88 88. .88 88 .88' 88. ... MMMM MMMM 88. .88 88. .88
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MMMMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMM 88
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M' MMMM 88d888b. .d8888b. .d8888b. 88d888b.
MM MMMMMMMM 88' `88 88ooood8 Y8ooooo. 88' `88
MM MMMMMMMM 88 88. ... 88 88 88
MM MMMMMMMM dP `88888P' `88888P' dP dP
MMMMMMMMMMMM
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M mm. mm. M 88 88 M mm. mm. M 88
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M MMM MMM M 88 88' `88 88' `88 88 88 88 M MMM MMM M 88ooood8 88' `88 88
M MMM MMM M 88 88. .88 88 88 88 88. .88 M MMM MMM M 88. ... 88. .88 88
M MMM MMM M dP `8888P88 dP dP dP `8888P88 M MMM MMM M `88888P' `88888P8 dP
MMMMMMMMMMMMMM .88 .88 MMMMMMMMMMMMMM
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M mmmmm..M M mmmmm..M Mmmm mmmM M MMMMM M
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MMMMMMM. M MMMMMMM. M MMMM MMMM M MMMM' .M
M. .MMM' M M. .MMM' M MMMM MMMM M MMP' .MM
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MMMMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMMM
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88 .P 88 88 .P 88 88 .P 88 d8bad8b
88 d' 88 88 d' 88 88 d' 88 88` `88
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Re: Potatoes
Posted by:
hot potato
()
Date: June 04, 2023 12:09AM
oh fuck its a safari
thats not beef
thats not beef
Re: Potatoes
Posted by:
bkack potato
()
Date: June 04, 2023 12:10AM
it could be or it could be alpo
Re: Potatoes
Posted by:
Potato praetorian
()
Date: June 04, 2023 11:06PM
M#"""""""'M dP dP MP""""""`MM dP
## mmmm. `M 88 88 M mmmmm..M 88
#' .M 88 .d8888b. .d8888b. 88 .dP M. `YM 88d8b.d8b. .d8888b. 88 .dP .d8888b.
M# MMMb.'YM 88 88' `88 88' `"" 88888" MMMMMMM. M 88'`88'`88 88' `88 88888" 88ooood8
M# MMMM' M 88 88. .88 88. ... 88 `8b. M. .MMM' M 88 88 88 88. .88 88 `8b. 88. ...
M# .;M dP `88888P8 `88888P' dP `YP Mb. .dM dP dP dP `88888P' dP `YP `88888P'
M#########M MMMMMMMMMMM
M""""""""M oo dP dP dP dP
Mmmm mmmM 88 88 88 88
MMMM MMMM 88d888b. dP 88d888b. 88 .d8888b. 88d888b. 88d888b. .d8888b. .d8888b. .d8888b. d8888P .d8888b. .d8888b. d8888P
MMMM MMMM 88' `88 88 88' `88 88 88ooood8 88' `88 88' `88 88' `88 Y8ooooo. 88ooood8 88 88ooood8 Y8ooooo. 88
MMMM MMMM 88 88 88. .88 88 88. ... 88. .88 88 88 88. .88 88 88. ... 88 88. ... 88 88
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MMMMMMMMMM 88 88
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88 Mmmm mmmM 88
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88. ... .d88b. 88 88 88. .88 MMMM MMMM 88 88 88 88. .88 88 88. ... 88
`88888P' dP' `dP dP dP `88888P8 MMMM MMMM dP dP dP `8888P88 dP `88888P' `88888P'
MMMMMMMMMM .88
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MP""""""`MM MP""""""`MM M""""""""M M""MMMMM""M
M mmmmm..M M mmmmm..M Mmmm mmmM M MMMMM M
M. `YM M. `YM MMMM MMMM M MMMMP M
MMMMMMM. M MMMMMMM. M MMMM MMMM M MMMM' .M
M. .MMM' M M. .MMM' M MMMM MMMM M MMP' .MM
Mb. .dM Mb. .dM MMMM MMMM M .dMMM
MMMMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMMM
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`88 `88 88 d8' ..8b 88'
.aaadP' aaad8' 88 .P 88 88baaa.
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Re: Potatoes
Posted by:
Red potato
()
Date: June 04, 2023 11:08PM
I'll run interference just say the word
Re: Potatoes
Posted by:
Motor potato
()
Date: June 04, 2023 11:09PM
I've got the rear
Re: Potatoes
Posted by:
Hot potato
()
Date: June 04, 2023 11:09PM
You're such a tease I wanted the rear
Re: Potatoes
Posted by:
Black potato
()
Date: June 04, 2023 11:10PM
Batteries are charged and im deploying a bird
Re: Potatoes
Posted by:
Tower 2
()
Date: June 04, 2023 11:11PM
Bird ping confirmed
Re: Potatoes
Posted by:
Potato command
()
Date: June 04, 2023 11:12PM
Big phone needs update at the 0 hour.
All units are go for voltage
All units are go for voltage
Re: Potatoes
Posted by:
Tower 2
()
Date: June 04, 2023 11:55PM
Protocol black smoke
Scouts are distracted
Chatter indicates the window is open
Scouts are distracted
Chatter indicates the window is open
Re: Potatoes
Posted by:
Hot potato
()
Date: June 04, 2023 11:55PM
I'm coming up on rally gamma
Re: Potatoes
Posted by:
Tower 2
()
Date: June 04, 2023 11:56PM
I've got you on camera hot potato continue at apogee speed
Re: Potatoes
Posted by:
Red potato
()
Date: June 04, 2023 11:57PM
I'm at rally sigma
I'm firing off my unit
I'm firing off my unit
Re: Potatoes
Posted by:
Tower 2
()
Date: June 04, 2023 11:59PM
I've got a clean tone that is a good clean discharge
Re: Potatoes
Posted by:
Motor potato
()
Date: June 05, 2023 12:00AM
Praetorian is too fast I'm trying to keep up but he vanished at Braddock
Does he have a jet engine cause that was ridiculous.
Does he have a jet engine cause that was ridiculous.
Re: Potatoes
Posted by:
Potato command
()
Date: June 05, 2023 12:01AM
Don't worry about the command vehicle it's got a special engine alright let's just say it's advanced and uses more fuel.
Re: Potatoes
Posted by:
Motor potato
()
Date: June 05, 2023 12:03AM
Last time I had eyes on him he was accelerating uphill like it was nothing
With no lights on at all heading north it's not on my mission map so I don't know where he went im heading to rally sigma
With no lights on at all heading north it's not on my mission map so I don't know where he went im heading to rally sigma
Re: Potatoes
Posted by:
Potato command
()
Date: June 05, 2023 12:04AM
Yeah he does that often I know where you just didn't see him because of the hills. I'll call him direct
Re: Potatoes
Posted by:
Red potato
()
Date: June 05, 2023 12:05AM
I'm standby at sigma big phone can call me direct I'm parked and I'm tucked in
Re: Potatoes
Posted by:
Hot potato
()
Date: June 05, 2023 12:06AM
I'm firing my unit.
There's a few people here but they are drunk as fuck
There's a few people here but they are drunk as fuck
Re: Potatoes
Posted by:
Potato command
()
Date: June 05, 2023 12:07AM
Do not talk to the locals
I repeat hot potato don't talk to the locals and deffenetly do not get involved . Fire your shots and move on.
I repeat hot potato don't talk to the locals and deffenetly do not get involved . Fire your shots and move on.
Re: Potatoes
Posted by:
Potato praetorian
()
Date: June 05, 2023 12:11AM
MM"""""""`YM dP
MM mmmmm M 88
M' .M dP dP 88 .d8888b. .d8888b.
MM MMMMMMMM 88 88 88 Y8ooooo. 88ooood8
MM MMMMMMMM 88. .88 88 88 88. ...
MM MMMMMMMM `88888P' dP `88888P' `88888P'
MMMMMMMMMMMM
M""""""""M dP
Mmmm mmmM 88
MMMM MMMM .d8888b. .d8888b. d8888P
MMMM MMMM 88ooood8 Y8ooooo. 88
MMMM MMMM 88. ... 88 88
MMMM MMMM `88888P' `88888P' dP
MMMMMMMMMM
M""""""'YMM dP dP dP MMP"""""YMM
M mmmm. `M 88 88 88 M' .mmm. `M
M MMMMM M .d8888b. 88 d8888P .d8888b. .d8888b. .d8888b. 88d888b. M MMMMM M
M MMMMM M 88ooood8 88 88 88' `88 88ooood8 88' `"" 88' `88 M MMMMM M
M MMMM' .M 88. ... 88 88 88. .88 88. ... 88. ... 88 88 M. `MMM' .M
M .MM `88888P' dP dP `88888P8 `88888P' `88888P' dP dP MMb dMM
MMMMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMMM
a8888a a8888a dP d88 d88
d8' ..8b d8' ..8b 88 88 88
88 .P 88 88 .P 88 88 88
88 d' 88 88 d' 88 88 88
Y8'' .8P Y8'' .8P dP 88 88
Y8888P Y8888P 88 d88P d88P
Re: Potatoes
Posted by:
Tower 2
()
Date: June 05, 2023 12:13AM
Warn me before you do that that was super noisy
You might have triggered an alarm or two.
Get moving don't stay still
You might have triggered an alarm or two.
Get moving don't stay still
Re: Potatoes
Posted by:
Red potato
()
Date: June 05, 2023 12:14AM
I heard that from here praetorian your engine is too loud go stealth if you can
Re: Potatoes
Posted by:
Motor potato
()
Date: June 05, 2023 12:15AM
I know where he is I'm on my way on his ass again he's not far
Re: Potatoes
Posted by:
Hot potato
()
Date: June 05, 2023 12:17AM
That's why he's not worried about his he's worried about smashing the spectators as long as he keeps this up our window is open.
I'm heading to him now to run interference
I'm heading to him now to run interference
Re: Potatoes
Posted by:
scalloped potatoes
()
Date: June 05, 2023 09:20PM
big phone rang me direct hey motor potato are you online i know you arent on a shift tonight
Re: Potatoes
Posted by:
potato salad
()
Date: June 05, 2023 09:21PM
I got a call a few minutes agao something something something butthurt
Re: Potatoes
Posted by:
scalloped potatoes
()
Date: June 05, 2023 09:22PM
you have no life so you cant complain
anyways im refueling right now
anyways im refueling right now
Re: Potatoes
Posted by:
potato salad
()
Date: June 05, 2023 09:23PM
I'd take offense to that but we all know I have no Life
Re: Potatoes
Posted by:
motor potato
()
Date: June 05, 2023 09:24PM
My ass hurts from that call
Re: Potatoes
Posted by:
black potato
()
Date: June 05, 2023 09:26PM
at least you arent team leader. my ass hurts because of what I'm doing right now
Re: Potatoes
Posted by:
tower 2
()
Date: June 05, 2023 09:45PM
frequency test start
all units turn off your radios until tones end
all units turn off your radios until tones end
Re: Potatoes
Posted by:
hot potato
()
Date: June 05, 2023 09:47PM
whos got the toolbin I need something sepecial whiskey wont do
Re: Potatoes
Posted by:
red potato
()
Date: June 05, 2023 09:48PM
big phone rang and hung up im opening up the sstv and there isint anything playing
Re: Potatoes
Posted by:
black potato
()
Date: June 05, 2023 09:49PM
that is the feed its a tone test wait for the data dump the special subject is mobile and we are trying to isoate him
Re: Potatoes
Posted by:
tower 51x
()
Date: June 05, 2023 09:50PM
tone test still in progress theres a event in progress that we dont want brodcast to the idiot wagon
Re: Potatoes
Posted by:
potato command
()
Date: June 05, 2023 09:51PM
SHUT THE FUCK UP GUYS WERE DOING A FIDELITY TEST BEFORE THE BREACH
Re: Potatoes
Posted by:
Red Potato
()
Date: June 05, 2023 09:54PM
i need a fresh lipo mine is yellow
Re: Potatoes
Posted by:
potato command
()
Date: June 05, 2023 11:41PM
Spud check time to go to work guys the special subject has been sighted
Re: Potatoes
Posted by:
hot potato
()
Date: June 05, 2023 11:42PM
ive got 2 lipos need 3 more for this tool
Re: Potatoes
Posted by:
black potato
()
Date: June 05, 2023 11:43PM
I got you also got a few more for red potato
Lets try to keep the chatter at a minimum tonight lets not clue in where praetorian is already
Lets try to keep the chatter at a minimum tonight lets not clue in where praetorian is already
Re: Potatoes
Posted by:
p.p.
()
Date: June 05, 2023 11:43PM
im signing in guys dont worry about the mess the mess is not ours
Re: Potatoes
Posted by:
scalloped potatoes
()
Date: June 05, 2023 11:44PM
fridge is cold im ready with the meat wagon
Re: Potatoes
Posted by:
motor potato
()
Date: June 05, 2023 11:44PM
im ready to set up a barracade theres potential for interference
Re: Potatoes
Posted by:
red potato
()
Date: June 05, 2023 11:45PM
i need a replacement for my lipo its not holding a charge my transmitter is working intermittently
Re: Potatoes
Posted by:
suds n spuds
()
Date: June 05, 2023 11:46PM
Im en route with a lipo for you red
Be advised im going to throw them out the window and peel out
Be advised im going to throw them out the window and peel out
Re: Potatoes
Posted by:
red potato
()
Date: June 05, 2023 11:47PM
Thats fine as long as you dont hit my car with it
Re: Potatoes
Posted by:
tower 2
()
Date: June 05, 2023 11:48PM
im heading to bravo point ive got a fresh transmitter and im ready to fire
Re: Potatoes
Posted by:
tower 51x
()
Date: June 05, 2023 11:50PM
chatter is normal you have a clear window to cut the power to the building it will trigger an alarm but no one is going to answer the call we re routed it to a residental complex so they wont notice the breach