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Welcome to Fairfax Underground, a project site designed to improve communication among residents of Fairfax County, VA. Feel free to post anything Northern Virginia residents would find interesting.
Welcome to Fairfax Underground, a project site designed to improve communication among residents of Fairfax County, VA. Feel free to post anything Northern Virginia residents would find interesting.
Re: Potatoes
Posted by:
potatoes
()
Date: May 30, 2023 11:52PM
dont piss on the elecrric fence
Re: Potatoes
Posted by:
hot potato
()
Date: May 30, 2023 11:55PM
i dont think that would help he just took voltage he didnt get stung by a jellyfish lol
Re: Potatoes
Posted by:
p.p.
()
Date: May 30, 2023 11:55PM
nah but he wont smell like axe bodyspray
Re: Potatoes
Posted by:
potato salad
()
Date: May 30, 2023 11:56PM
tower 2 your transmitter is still fried try that message again
Re: Potatoes
Posted by:
tower 51x
()
Date: May 30, 2023 11:57PM
keep switching channels until you get thru
Re: Potatoes
Posted by:
p.p.
()
Date: May 30, 2023 11:58PM
i think i heard him say hes ready for the bukakae
Re: Potatoes
Posted by:
tower 2
()
Date: May 31, 2023 12:00AM
fuck you guys i know you were watching what if i got hurt emotionally
anyways i need a new transmitter unit this one is fubar and welded to the utility pole
anyways i need a new transmitter unit this one is fubar and welded to the utility pole
Re: Potatoes
Posted by:
p.p.
()
Date: May 31, 2023 12:01AM
yeah but when you were running in a circle and flapping your arms around we knew you werent dead
Re: Potatoes
Posted by:
potatoes
()
Date: May 31, 2023 12:02AM
i just got a ping from the big phone
mom says stop making fun of the retard he is retarted and dosent know anybetter
mom says stop making fun of the retard he is retarted and dosent know anybetter
Re: Potatoes
Posted by:
CORN
()
Date: May 31, 2023 12:05AM
chatter alert
chatter alert
corn has ears and is trying to intercept tower units
guys get in your hole NOW
chatter alert
corn has ears and is trying to intercept tower units
guys get in your hole NOW
Re: Potatoes
Posted by:
corn alert
()
Date: May 31, 2023 12:17AM
corn is listening in and we are deploying countermeasures
Re: Potatoes
Posted by:
tower 2
()
Date: May 31, 2023 12:17AM
my transmitter is still welded to the utility pole
Re: Potatoes
Posted by:
corn alert
()
Date: May 31, 2023 12:19AM
sledgehammer the shit out of it you have 12 minutes before they will head to that specific spot
they have your gps from your phone you dumb fuck
they have your gps from your phone you dumb fuck
Re: Potatoes
Posted by:
tower 2
()
Date: May 31, 2023 12:19AM
my phone? my phone is in the vehicle down the street
Re: Potatoes
Posted by:
corn alert
()
Date: May 31, 2023 12:20AM
ok youre still retharted for using it at all
Re: Potatoes
Posted by:
corn alert
()
Date: May 31, 2023 12:21AM
more you talk the harder you better hammer
Re: Potatoes
Posted by:
corn alert
()
Date: May 31, 2023 12:22AM
all units wash your tires leave your radios behind and meet up at rally point ghost of taco bell
Re: Potatoes
Posted by:
potatoes
()
Date: May 31, 2023 12:23AM
this is not a drill guys sstv feed has correct confirmation codes
we have a corn situation
fuck the corn
all potatoes prepare for food fight
we have a corn situation
fuck the corn
all potatoes prepare for food fight
Re: Potatoes
Posted by:
tower 2
()
Date: May 31, 2023 12:25AM
im banging on it
im banging on it
fucking hell
how much time left before they get there
im banging on it
fucking hell
how much time left before they get there
Re: Potatoes
Posted by:
CORN
()
Date: May 31, 2023 12:26AM
if you dont have the transmitter off the utility pole in 2 minutes you will see the headlights of an unmarked cruiser
Re: Potatoes
Posted by:
black potato
()
Date: May 31, 2023 12:31AM
by the book
tower 2
we prepared for this
DONT Get Captured
Dont fight Back
Dont try to run
slowly resume normal activities and act as if you belong there
do not drive away just stay in your tower unit and maintain radio silence with us , i suggest dropping your phone in your beer cooler and turn it on call voicemail and leave it down the street from you
tower 2
we prepared for this
DONT Get Captured
Dont fight Back
Dont try to run
slowly resume normal activities and act as if you belong there
do not drive away just stay in your tower unit and maintain radio silence with us , i suggest dropping your phone in your beer cooler and turn it on call voicemail and leave it down the street from you
Re: Potatoes
Posted by:
corn chatter
()
Date: May 31, 2023 12:32AM
corn is totally in your area and they are not playing around
Re: Potatoes
Posted by:
tower x51
()
Date: May 31, 2023 12:34AM
im on scene with tower 2
they dont see me at all, or they are specifically looking for his radio
someone leaked some of our privelaged information
tower 2 is pissing in the electric fence now
can we have an update if they call in fairfax 1 or 2
they dont see me at all, or they are specifically looking for his radio
someone leaked some of our privelaged information
tower 2 is pissing in the electric fence now
can we have an update if they call in fairfax 1 or 2
Re: Potatoes
Posted by:
black potato
()
Date: May 31, 2023 12:36AM
switch your uniform rollout to package dominic planter
Re: Potatoes
Posted by:
tower 51x
()
Date: May 31, 2023 12:37AM
im in uniform clown cluck if i switch to dominic i have to get to his truck and put a magnet over the insignia
Re: Potatoes
Posted by:
corn alert
()
Date: May 31, 2023 12:37AM
just stay aware they are specifically looking for a radio unit they do not have a vehicle description
Re: Potatoes
Posted by:
tower 51x
()
Date: May 31, 2023 12:38AM
ten four ill just park his tower unit in the garage and let him stay with my unit
Re: Potatoes
Posted by:
corn alert
()
Date: May 31, 2023 12:40AM
everyone else is going to taco bell i suggest leaving your unit at the garage near gallows
Re: Potatoes
Posted by:
corn alert
()
Date: May 31, 2023 12:45AM
corn is now on scene you should be able to see them. they are talking on their channel about the burnt electronic smell
Re: Potatoes
Posted by:
motor potato
()
Date: May 31, 2023 12:46AM
big phone rang me
im on my way with extra loud pipes
im on my way with extra loud pipes
Re: Potatoes
Posted by:
potatoes
()
Date: May 31, 2023 12:49AM
confirmed motor potato
do what you need to do and no more and no less
just buzz them and get their attention
they are looking for the tower unit they pinged
so swerve a bunch and tempt them into calling you in
they wont want to pull you over, they are off duty atm and if they radio in they have to call locals
do what you need to do and no more and no less
just buzz them and get their attention
they are looking for the tower unit they pinged
so swerve a bunch and tempt them into calling you in
they wont want to pull you over, they are off duty atm and if they radio in they have to call locals
Re: Potatoes
Posted by:
motor potato
()
Date: May 31, 2023 12:51AM
i used to doubt your intel but if you SAY SO
i mean im on extra loud pipes
i mean im on extra loud pipes
Re: Potatoes
Posted by:
corn alert
()
Date: May 31, 2023 12:52AM
locals chatter is boring as fuck but at least her voice is sexy
Re: Potatoes
Posted by:
motor potato
()
Date: May 31, 2023 12:54AM
bang bang goes the injectors bang bang goes the launch control
im going full speed right past them in 3 minutes
i see them parked with cad unit on they are totally trying to locate the utility pole fire
im going full speed right past them in 3 minutes
i see them parked with cad unit on they are totally trying to locate the utility pole fire
Re: Potatoes
Posted by:
potatoes
()
Date: May 31, 2023 12:55AM
hey for added insult to injury start blasting your country music
Re: Potatoes
Posted by:
black potato
()
Date: May 31, 2023 12:59AM
is that funny or what , they saw him and they are pretending they didint see him
motor potato DO it again and this time swap some paint
motor potato DO it again and this time swap some paint
Re: Potatoes
Posted by:
black potato
()
Date: May 31, 2023 12:59AM
is that funny or what , they saw him and they are pretending they didint see him
motor potato DO it again and this time swap some paint
motor potato DO it again and this time swap some paint
Re: Potatoes
Posted by:
motor potato
()
Date: May 31, 2023 01:00AM
im already swerving and im already banging the injectors
we should have civilians calling it in
DID THEY CUT THE PHONE LINE HERE?
we should have civilians calling it in
DID THEY CUT THE PHONE LINE HERE?
Re: Potatoes
Posted by:
corn alert
()
Date: May 31, 2023 01:01AM
negative the neighborhood is used to hearing gunshots
Re: Potatoes
Posted by:
tower 51x
()
Date: May 31, 2023 01:04AM
the tones the tones
Re: Potatoes
Posted by:
black potato
()
Date: May 31, 2023 01:10AM
motor potato go to the taco bell you did good for a retarded smooth brain
Re: Potatoes
Posted by:
p,p,
()
Date: May 31, 2023 01:12AM
team two
deploy countermeasures we havent confirmed if the fish has taken the bait
repeat the remote control boat is in the water
deploy countermeasures we havent confirmed if the fish has taken the bait
repeat the remote control boat is in the water
Re: Potatoes
Posted by:
scalloped potatoes
()
Date: May 31, 2023 01:13AM
If they fuck with me I will respond unkind.
Re: Potatoes
Posted by:
p.p,
()
Date: May 31, 2023 01:14AM
confirmed scalloped potato
dont make a big mess or else
dont make a big mess or else
Re: Potatoes
Posted by:
potatoes
()
Date: May 31, 2023 01:20AM
Re: Potatoes
Posted by:
corn alert
()
Date: May 31, 2023 01:21AM
motor potato wash your tires and switch to the motor we left for you at waypoint on your cad unit
Re: Potatoes
Posted by:
scalloped potato
()
Date: May 31, 2023 01:22AM
im ready to rock
let them come and take my radio i dare them
let them come and take my radio i dare them
Re: Potatoes
Posted by:
tower 51x
()
Date: May 31, 2023 01:24AM
im by taco bell
i see the rest of the crew but whats up with the costumes
i see the rest of the crew but whats up with the costumes
Re: Potatoes
Posted by:
potatoes
()
Date: May 31, 2023 01:25AM
thats dominic planter
you better put on the foil suit like everyone else
theres a leaky transmitter
you better put on the foil suit like everyone else
theres a leaky transmitter
Re: Potatoes
Posted by:
tower 51x
()
Date: May 31, 2023 01:26AM
oh fuck not again
Re: Potatoes
Posted by:
corn
()
Date: May 31, 2023 01:28AM
confirmed the corn has called in extra support bruh
Re: Potatoes
Posted by:
potato command
()
Date: May 31, 2023 01:29AM
they have the wrong location guys dont correct them
act natural
by the book
blend in and go invisible
act natural
by the book
blend in and go invisible
Re: Potatoes
Posted by:
potatoes
()
Date: May 31, 2023 01:31AM
everyone leave your tools in the command vehicle
they dont know how many resources we have in play
head west
they dont know how many resources we have in play
head west
Re: Potatoes
Posted by:
potato salad
()
Date: May 31, 2023 01:32AM
if they have the wrong location wont us traveling in a convoy tip them off
if we head west we will be right into their view
if we head west we will be right into their view
Re: Potatoes
Posted by:
potatoes
()
Date: May 31, 2023 01:33AM
they arent looking for dominic planters they are looking for wetbaks
Re: Potatoes
Posted by:
potato salad
()
Date: May 31, 2023 01:34AM
so we are using race as a cover . niiice
Re: Potatoes
Posted by:
corn alert
()
Date: May 31, 2023 01:36AM
someone sounds bored as fuck
drive like you have drugs in the car
drive like you have drugs in the car
Re: Potatoes
Posted by:
corn alert
()
Date: May 31, 2023 01:38AM
rember guys no scanners . if you get pulled over they will know and then we will know they know
Re: Potatoes
Posted by:
hot potato
()
Date: May 31, 2023 01:39AM
what if i had drugs in the car
kidding i have heavy metal and cocacola
kidding i have heavy metal and cocacola
Re: Potatoes
Posted by:
corn alert
()
Date: May 31, 2023 01:39AM
if you had drugs in the car id suspect you had roofies
Re: Potatoes
Posted by:
hot potato
()
Date: May 31, 2023 01:40AM
i take offense to that i dont need date rape drugs i need repellent i get more than enough willingly
Re: Potatoes
Posted by:
corn alert
()
Date: May 31, 2023 01:41AM
fairfax one just went overhead of command vehicle
Re: Potatoes
Posted by:
corn alert
()
Date: May 31, 2023 01:43AM
fairfax one is hunting leeroy jenkins
we have a code leeroy jenkins
we have a code leeroy jenkins
Re: Potatoes
Posted by:
potatoes
()
Date: May 31, 2023 01:44AM
now arent you glad i told you to head west
Re: Potatoes
Posted by:
Potato praetorian
()
Date: May 31, 2023 07:55PM
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Re: Potatoes
Posted by:
Red potato
()
Date: June 01, 2023 06:41PM
Affirmative team leader.
Heading to point gamma.
Heading to point gamma.
Re: Potatoes
Posted by:
Tower 2
()
Date: June 01, 2023 06:41PM
Ping confirmed red potato. Repeater enabled.
Re: Potatoes
Posted by:
Spuds n suds
()
Date: June 01, 2023 06:42PM
I'm a bit late to the party but where's the mission briefing all I have is coordinates
Re: Potatoes
Posted by:
Tower 2
()
Date: June 01, 2023 06:43PM
AFAIK it's a white smoke signal
Re: Potatoes
Posted by:
Russet potatoes
()
Date: June 01, 2023 07:38PM
Are yall ready to rock. Spud check roll call.
Call In and update radio id
Call In and update radio id
Re: Potatoes
Posted by:
Red potato
()
Date: June 01, 2023 07:43PM
Kitchen is open big daddy
Re: Potatoes
Posted by:
Spuds n suds
()
Date: June 01, 2023 07:44PM
Meat wagon is rolling
Re: Potatoes
Posted by:
Tower 2
()
Date: June 01, 2023 07:45PM
Bird unit is on stage
Re: Potatoes
Posted by:
Potato command
()
Date: June 01, 2023 07:47PM
Push the tempo
Re: Potatoes
Posted by:
Tower 51x
()
Date: June 01, 2023 07:48PM
All units keep your insignia on and switch to penguin suits
Re: Potatoes
Posted by:
Tower 2
()
Date: June 01, 2023 07:49PM
I'm already a penguin
Re: Potatoes
Posted by:
Hot potato
()
Date: June 01, 2023 07:49PM
Hey faggot I'm on my way to secret lake
Re: Potatoes
Posted by:
Black potato
()
Date: June 01, 2023 07:50PM
Bring me my hammer
Re: Potatoes
Posted by:
Potato command
()
Date: June 01, 2023 07:51PM
It's a tiple phase.
All units be advised this one is crunchy
All units be advised this one is crunchy
Re: Potatoes
Posted by:
Potato command
()
Date: June 01, 2023 07:51PM
Correction :
Triple phase threat
Put English on it
Triple phase threat
Put English on it
Re: Potatoes
Posted by:
Red potato
()
Date: June 01, 2023 07:52PM
Where's team leader he's got my hammer too
Re: Potatoes
Posted by:
Tower 2
()
Date: June 01, 2023 07:53PM
Scouts are distracted. Let's go fishing with electricity
Re: Potatoes
Posted by:
Tower 51x
()
Date: June 01, 2023 07:55PM
I'm ready to roll I have 3 extra lipo units ready and one degausser unit. Ready to rock
Re: Potatoes
Posted by:
Tower 2
()
Date: June 01, 2023 07:56PM
The tones the tones.
They are hunting but they suck at hunting like us
They are hunting but they suck at hunting like us
Re: Potatoes
Posted by:
Trunked potato
()
Date: June 01, 2023 07:57PM
Trunked potato message
Re: Potatoes
Posted by:
Hot potato
()
Date: June 01, 2023 07:58PM
I've got a pelican for you with a full charge
Re: Potatoes
Posted by:
Russet potato
()
Date: June 01, 2023 07:59PM
Deploying jammer at chessboard south
Re: Potatoes
Posted by:
Potatoes
()
Date: June 01, 2023 07:59PM
Deploying jammer at chessboard west
Re: Potatoes
Posted by:
Trunked potato
()
Date: June 01, 2023 08:06PM
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Re: Potatoes
Posted by:
Hot potato
()
Date: June 01, 2023 08:07PM
Yay I love buttsex
Re: Potatoes
Posted by:
Tower 2
()
Date: June 01, 2023 08:08PM
I'll be at secret lake in 3 minutes
Re: Potatoes
Posted by:
Potato praetorian
()
Date: June 01, 2023 08:12PM
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Re: Potatoes
Posted by:
Black potato
()
Date: June 01, 2023 08:13PM
Black smoke confirmed. Call in big Phone when at staging area I want to have the melody be as one
Re: Potatoes
Posted by:
Hot potato
()
Date: June 01, 2023 08:14PM
Hey tower 2 give me updates on fairfax one and two
Re: Potatoes
Posted by:
Potato salad
()
Date: June 01, 2023 08:14PM
I'm leaving the office I'll be at the lake in 8 minutes