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Re: Potatoes
Posted by: spuddy buddy ()
Date: May 14, 2023 01:19AM


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Re: Potatoes
Posted by: p.p. ()
Date: May 14, 2023 01:20AM

10-4
black smoke
1:20

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Re: Potatoes
Posted by: Black potato ()
Date: May 14, 2023 08:31PM

God damn i hate you all so much when I was taking a shit at hq I left it in there like a baby in the delivery room . That and it couldn't flush.

Just like my bowels I simply do not care what abuse you think I can handle I will force you to go thru even more.


Its almost time for the sstv brodcast.
20:31

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Re: Potatoes
Posted by: Potato command ()
Date: May 14, 2023 08:55PM

Bulletin coming soon from above.


White smoke.

Repeat white smoke
Temet nøsce te ipsum quod vis fac
20:55

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Re: Potatoes
Posted by: Potatoes ()
Date: May 14, 2023 10:45PM

Push the tempo.
New set list updated.
Special subject list updated.

C.J. FIRE.

WHITE SMOKE.
22:45

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Re: Potatoes
Posted by: Black potato ()
Date: May 14, 2023 10:50PM

C.j. fire.
Suspected of sex crimes.
Verified one case of inappropriate contact with a minor.
We handle our own.

Temet nösce
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Re: Potatoes
Posted by: Black potato ()
Date: May 14, 2023 11:23PM

Wow I hate you chimpanzees.
That's a firefighter so should we let him fall on his sword or are we going to observe and ensnare.
Personally if this is confirmed let's light a fire ...
Obviously l.e.o. have either been informed about him in the past if we have this much intel.


White smoke.
23:23

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Re: Potatoes
Posted by: Potato command ()
Date: May 14, 2023 11:29PM

Due to the nature of his role in the department we must not succumb to bad intel. We must form our own data and draw conclusions accordingly.

If they let him be promoted then there are others. He has quite a few friends.

Let's tell his wife what he's done first and watch how he squirms wondering how this information went public.

Remember no names on this forum and no posting his face on this forum until after spectators get involved. If we choose to let him stay out of jail.

White smoke.
23:29

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Re: Potatoes
Posted by: Tater salad ()
Date: May 15, 2023 12:00AM

Now it makes more sense why you gave a molotov to a homeless woman.

And here I thought it was because you wanted to get laid .

Eell sheeeet.
Let's let the flames fall where they may. We won't start a fire but if he's doing what we think he's doing then we aren't going to stop a fire either.

White smoke.
00:00

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Re: Potatoes
Posted by: Potatoes ()
Date: May 15, 2023 12:04AM

Care packages and new radios in fx city.

Wait for the signal to go off before activating new radio.

Sstv broadcast thanks to tower 5.
If the system goes down Their cad will have issues and need to be rebooted. Let's try to avoid any collateral damage.

Gasoline is cheap
White smoke.
00:04

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Re: Potatoes
Posted by: Potatoes ()
Date: May 15, 2023 10:06PM

SPUD CHECK ROLL CALL

call direct to big phone and let grillmaster girl your new radio ids.

The big phone rang me and the new sstv listing has been updated.

Maintain operations by the book to the letter

White smoke.
22:06

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Re: Potatoes
Posted by: Tater salad ()
Date: May 15, 2023 10:07PM

10-4
22:07

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Re: Potatoes
Posted by: Potato praetorian ()
Date: May 15, 2023 10:07PM

Fuck all of you.
Especially you tater salad

10-4
22:07

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Re: Potatoes
Posted by: P.p. ()
Date: May 15, 2023 10:08PM

Im in command vehicle waiting for the grill to heat up.
22:08

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Re: Potatoes
Posted by: Black potato ()
Date: May 15, 2023 10:10PM

Im at hq. Fuck you p.p.
Did you turn on the "transmitter"
22:10

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Re: Potatoes
Posted by: P.p. ()
Date: May 15, 2023 10:11PM

Yes psyop amplification is in effect. Put on your tinfoil hat or else ill French fry you.

Tower 2 is on standby and tower 5 is operational.

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Re: Potatoes
Posted by: Tater salad ()
Date: May 15, 2023 10:14PM

Fuck you guys i was wondering why the fillings in my teeth were getting hot.


You got to warn people before you use that scope on us. You better not aim it at any pacemakers. You don't want a repeat of last month that dude had a stroke.
If he died it would have been funny as fuck.

Are you at staging area...
Im getting bored.

22:14

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Re: Potatoes
Posted by: Tower 2 ()
Date: May 15, 2023 10:16PM

We have parasite protocol in place we are going to shock the monkey.
Fuck you tater salad you should put on a tinfoil hat on your huevos... im turning it up to 11. Fairfax one is quiet you have time to mobilize.

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Re: Potatoes
Posted by: Potatoes ()
Date: May 15, 2023 10:18PM

If you shock the monkey let me know if the cad goes down.

Muhahahaha we don't want the spectators panicking.

The villagers and their pitchforks and torches.

22:18

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Re: Potatoes
Posted by: Tater salad ()
Date: May 15, 2023 10:21PM

Hey look i see you. Or is that me. Oh my fuck thats fucking funny.. yeah fuck you tower 2 ...

So you can see my huevos from there. If you fry them too much ill charge you for the sears vasectomy.

22:21

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Re: Potatoes
Posted by: Potato praetotian ()
Date: May 15, 2023 10:58PM

Im at staging area care packages deployed.
22:58

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Re: Potatoes
Posted by: Tater salad ()
Date: May 15, 2023 10:58PM

Care package received

You still are ugly.
22:58

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Re: Potatoes
Posted by: Tater salad ()
Date: May 15, 2023 11:00PM

Big phone rang me I'm mobile heading out to special subject.
23:00

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Re: Potatoes
Posted by: Potato praetorian ()
Date: May 15, 2023 11:02PM

By the fucking book to the letter
Hope your tinfoil hat is working full power mode authorized.

Fuck flir.
Fire at will.

Temet nøsce

23:02

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Re: Potatoes
Posted by: Tower 2 ()
Date: May 15, 2023 11:50PM

Potato praetorian was that wreck your fault... engine 413 was very close to your transmitter

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Re: Potatoes
Posted by: Potato praetorian ()
Date: May 15, 2023 11:53PM

Parasite protocols i didnt cause the accident but when I saw an opportunity to bounce off of their radio I took it. You know damn well how much energy a engine uses. The real question is did they pick up the interference.
You do realize you brodcast both messages in the clear

23:53

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Re: Potatoes
Posted by: Tower 2 ()
Date: May 15, 2023 11:55PM

I could hear the music so loud i had to take my cans off.

You are ugly as fuck by the way.

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Re: Potatoes
Posted by: Tater salad ()
Date: May 15, 2023 11:56PM

Was mister fire our subject on that engine I thought he was in a different station

23:56

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Re: Potatoes
Posted by: Potato praetorian ()
Date: May 16, 2023 12:01AM

Receiver didn't pick up the rfid chip
Negative I was testing out the range of the distortions from engine.
You guys wish id fuck up a command vehicle.
The new toys are very fun.
My range was set to high wasn't expecting to latch onto them as they were leaving... I was trying to remain in go mode.

By the way tater salad are you in position to fire your unit off.

Tower 2 obviously heard me . Its your turn.

By the book to the letter.
Temet nøsce
0000

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Re: Potatoes
Posted by: Potatoes ()
Date: May 16, 2023 12:04AM

So obviously you're an asshole.

Do we want to call this for what I.t. is

Big phone is ringing again and baby is awake.

Stop fucking around tater salad and hit your target already.
Fire at will.
Temet NØsce
00:04

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Re: Potatoes
Posted by: Tater salad ()
Date: May 16, 2023 12:09AM

Still waiting for the coil to charge
Waiting for the "tones"
Sstv is still full of your ugly car
Is this gonna make my insides outside if it fucks up.

Its fucking creepy my hair is standing up from the static.
I dont mean the ones on my head.

If I get electrocuted change my callsign to potato clock.

Or Franken tater.

My welder doesn't have this big of a fuse breaker.
What the fuck is this thing really cause man how did you not break the command vehicle its got to weigh at least 400 lbs.

I feel like my shocks are gonna snap.

Seriously how do you drive that way like its nothing.

00:09

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Re: Potatoes
Posted by: Potato praetorian ()
Date: May 16, 2023 12:13AM

Bang bang bitches. Thats how. My engine is better than yours.

Youre also supposed to use the switch under the steering wheel.

Turn off traction control.

Youre still a pussy go and hit the target already.

Tower 2 are you ready.

By the book to the letter.
00:13

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Re: Potatoes
Posted by: Tower 2 ()
Date: May 16, 2023 12:14AM

Obviously

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Re: Potatoes
Posted by: Tater salad ()
Date: May 16, 2023 12:14AM

Fuck you guys im not that fat.

00:14

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Re: Potatoes
Posted by: Black potato ()
Date: May 16, 2023 12:19AM

https://youtu.be/sqPClltS5k8

Here's some motivation tater salad.
Next time give me the toy i know where to use it.
If he doesn't hit the target soon he better get off the road
00:19

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Re: Potatoes
Posted by: Tower 2 ()
Date: May 16, 2023 12:22AM

BOOM and that was a good shot man. You are gonna fry someone like that but its impressive a retard like you pulled it off.

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Re: Potatoes
Posted by: Potatoes ()
Date: May 16, 2023 12:24AM

Confirmed . Get the fuck out of there tater salad. Go north.

If you can try to hit engine 421
00:23

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Re: Potatoes
Posted by: Tater salad ()
Date: May 16, 2023 12:25AM

HA HA you guys suck.
You didn't make potato praetorian do two.
00:25

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Re: Potatoes
Posted by: Potato praetorian ()
Date: May 16, 2023 12:25AM

I dont have trouble getting a good shot off on the first try....

Big phone wants more data.
00:25

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Re: Potatoes
Posted by: Potatoes ()
Date: May 16, 2023 12:27AM

Sstv update. Tater salad is moving fast finally.
00:27

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Re: Potatoes
Posted by: Tower 2 ()
Date: May 16, 2023 12:28AM

BOOM thats a hit thats what we wanted to see

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Re: Potatoes
Posted by: Tater salad ()
Date: May 16, 2023 12:29AM

Theres smoke coming from under my hood now fucking jackals.
Im going to "hide"
Please be ready with sand unit i think the lipo is about to blow.
00:29

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Re: Potatoes
Posted by: Tater salad ()
Date: May 16, 2023 12:31AM

Disregard.


Its not dead yet that was smoke from the emitter. Holy fuck I feel like im in a bag of ozone.
Potato praetorian how did yours do. Is it smoking.
00:31

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Re: Potatoes
Posted by: Potato praetorian ()
Date: May 16, 2023 12:33AM

Yes mine was smoking but they couldn't tell when I passed the engine.
Im not a pussy so I kept going in go mode.
Wash your tires theres scouts nearby.

Youre still a pussy for slowing down to make the shot.
00:33

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Re: Potatoes
Posted by: Tater salad ()
Date: May 16, 2023 12:35AM

Holy fuck yours was smoking on the first shot.
Okay I understand why I had to fire twice yall want me to get caught so you can eat more junk food.

Give me a cold beer
00:35

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Re: Potatoes
Posted by: Tower 2 ()
Date: May 16, 2023 12:37AM

Guys yall making too much noise they are sending scouts to investigate. Prepare for tones.

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Re: Potatoes
Posted by: Tater salad ()
Date: May 16, 2023 12:38AM

Am I clear for full power.
00:37

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Re: Potatoes
Posted by: Tower 2 ()
Date: May 16, 2023 12:38AM

GO FOR THE GOLD.
Tones incoming.

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Re: Potatoes
Posted by: P.p. ()
Date: May 16, 2023 12:40AM

Chatter on scanner indicates you are not spotted tater salad they do not have a matching vehicle description. Complainant indicates hearing the tones but unknown direction...
00:40

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Re: Potatoes
Posted by: Potatoes ()
Date: May 16, 2023 12:42AM

Big phone is ringing
Everyone call in for spud check.
00:42

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Re: Potatoes
Posted by: Black potato ()
Date: May 16, 2023 12:43AM

Fuck you.
Im 10-4 standby if tater salad fucks up his third shot.
00:43

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Re: Potatoes
Posted by: Potato praetorian ()
Date: May 16, 2023 12:44AM

Im 10-4
If tater salad can't handle it I have 2 rounds left according to could.
00:44

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Re: Potatoes
Posted by: P.p. ()
Date: May 16, 2023 12:44AM

10-4 standby
00:44

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Re: Potatoes
Posted by: Tower 2 ()
Date: May 16, 2023 12:45AM

Fire at will i have my cans on

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Re: Potatoes
Posted by: Potato praetorian ()
Date: May 16, 2023 12:46AM

Pulse sent. Tater salad get ready.. lol
00:46

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Re: Potatoes
Posted by: Tater salad ()
Date: May 16, 2023 12:47AM

Thats why I'm wearing tin foil underwear. Don't miss .
00:47

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Re: Potatoes
Posted by: Tower 2 ()
Date: May 16, 2023 12:48AM

Wow stereo... that was almost at the same time calibration complete. You guys better go back to hq.

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Re: Potatoes
Posted by: Potato praetorian ()
Date: May 16, 2023 12:49AM

10-4
Random silence till I go walk the dog.
00:49

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Re: Potatoes
Posted by: Tater salad ()
Date: May 16, 2023 12:50AM

I need a cold beer and to take a huge shit. My butthole is still deathclinched.
00:49

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Re: Potatoes
Posted by: Tower 2 ()
Date: May 16, 2023 12:51AM

Potato praetorian. Don't turn off radio. Scouts nearby.

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Re: Potatoes
Posted by: Potato praetorian ()
Date: May 16, 2023 12:52AM

Fuck you
10-4
00:52

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Re: Potatoes
Posted by: Potatoes ()
Date: May 16, 2023 12:53AM

Big phone rang.
Clear the channel stay ready for another test fire.
00:53

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Re: Potatoes
Posted by: Tower 2 ()
Date: May 16, 2023 12:54AM

Your window is closing. I'll call direct potato praetorian

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Re: Potatoes
Posted by: Tower 2 ()
Date: May 16, 2023 12:57AM

Awaiting tones

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Re: Potatoes
Posted by: Tower 2 ()
Date: May 16, 2023 12:59AM

Thats a good clean shot potato praetorian. You sure are as advertised.

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Re: Potatoes
Posted by: Potato praetorian ()
Date: May 16, 2023 01:00AM

Fucking told you so earlier it ain't a beauty contest ...
1:00

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Re: Potatoes
Posted by: Tater salad ()
Date: May 16, 2023 01:01AM

His shot wasn't that much better was it .. yall making my unit feel inadequate..
1:01

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Re: Potatoes
Posted by: Potato praetorian ()
Date: May 16, 2023 01:03AM

Thats what happens when you trust your engine.
You hesitated
Im going full speed back to hq.
1:03

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Re: Potatoes
Posted by: Tower 2 ()
Date: May 16, 2023 01:04AM

His shot was way better from much further away. He did that on purpose he wasn't even in range according to hud.

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Re: Potatoes
Posted by: Potatoes ()
Date: May 16, 2023 01:06AM

Calibration confirmed we have you in zone be aware there are a few cute scouts on duty tonight. Maybe you should act drunk and get pulled over just to hit on her.

Shes not far away from you at all. Its your choice turn up the lights or turn them off .
01:06

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Re: Potatoes
Posted by: Potato praetorian ()
Date: May 16, 2023 01:07AM

10-4
Understood
1:07

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Re: Potatoes
Posted by: Potatoes ()
Date: May 16, 2023 01:09AM

Chatter indicates no cad disruption.
Cleared to use full power
01:09

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Re: Potatoes
Posted by: Potato praetorian ()
Date: May 16, 2023 01:12AM

Pictures better than words.
Told you who was the better shot while driving.
speed.gif

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Re: Potatoes
Posted by: Tower 2 ()
Date: May 16, 2023 01:15AM


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Re: Potatoes
Posted by: Tower 2 ()
Date: May 16, 2023 01:19AM

Fairfax one is in the air. Move potato praetorian you've got 3 minutes tops to be out of range.

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Re: Potatoes
Posted by: Potato praetorian ()
Date: May 16, 2023 01:35AM

Im back in the garage. Tires washed.
Take my command vehicle to the car wash.
Im going to see if this beer will sooth tater salads butter.
going radio silent. Fuck yall
01:35

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Re: Potatoes
Posted by: Potatoes ()
Date: May 16, 2023 01:36AM

Fuck you too .
10-4

Code black smoke resume silence clear the channel and go fuck yourselves.
^^^^^^^^^^^^
Black smoke
1:36

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Re: Potatoes
Posted by: Spuds and suds ()
Date: May 16, 2023 01:47AM

Let's see if we can beat your high score tomorrow praetorian.

By the way tater salad was right his unit was melting. Looks like the wires were too small for the output. Taps on mic.

My turn tomorrow keep your team out of my way.
Tower 5 let us know how we do during operations. We need more data according to big phone special subject was being a good boy.
+^_+^_+
01:46

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Re: Potatoes
Posted by: Black potato ()
Date: May 16, 2023 01:48AM

421 is mobile if you can hit their transmitter they already on route
01:47

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Re: Potatoes
Posted by: Tower 2 ()
Date: May 16, 2023 01:48AM

Cans on ill hear it if you hit it.

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Re: Potatoes
Posted by: Spuds n suds ()
Date: May 16, 2023 01:51AM

10-4
Waiting for coil to heat up.
Yall weren't kidding I feel this like ants crawling around ... don't touch the case when it's on I think it isint grounded properly.
01:51

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Re: Potatoes
Posted by: Black potato ()
Date: May 16, 2023 01:53AM

Its floating ground so a surge won't go into you.
It would kill the engine if you miss.

Your window is closing to hit 421 rfid
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Re: Potatoes
Posted by: Spuds n suds ()
Date: May 16, 2023 01:55AM

Can someone flash a few lights and make a distraction for me im right by a nest of bees

Please.
I beg you.
Is this gonna smoke alot.
1:55

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Re: Potatoes
Posted by: Black potato ()
Date: May 16, 2023 01:56AM

Don't be a pussy window is closing.
Smokes like Tommy chong.
01:56

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Re: Potatoes
Posted by: Tower 2 ()
Date: May 16, 2023 01:57AM

That's a clean shot. I hear the tone loud and clear.

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Re: Potatoes
Posted by: Spuds n suds ()
Date: May 16, 2023 01:59AM

I was already firing black potato
Im going to fire as soon as im in range of 421 receiver
Hoe the fuck didn't praetorian do it that fast my coil is still reloading
1:59

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Re: Potatoes
Posted by: Tower 2 ()
Date: May 16, 2023 02:00AM

Second tone loud and clear. Nice aim.

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Re: Potatoes
Posted by: Suds n spuds ()
Date: May 16, 2023 02:01AM

Shit shit shit shit
Lipo is hot
2:01

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Re: Potatoes
Posted by: Tower 2 ()
Date: May 16, 2023 02:02AM

Thats 3 shots praetorian still has better aim tones incoming

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Re: Potatoes
Posted by: Spuds n suds ()
Date: May 16, 2023 02:05AM

Of course he has better aim he spends his free time at the safari

He enjoys that bullshit he's a carnivore
2:05

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Re: Potatoes
Posted by: Tower 2 ()
Date: May 16, 2023 02:06AM

If there's enough charge in the battery fire one more time

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Re: Potatoes
Posted by: Tower 2 ()
Date: May 16, 2023 02:08AM

Clean shot that time you hit the flag. Get off the road asap.

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Re: Potatoes
Posted by: Spuds n suds ()
Date: May 16, 2023 02:09AM

Im en route to meet up with tater salad. I wanna beer now.

I need ice for my balls omg you guys weren't joking about the nuts.
2:09

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Re: Potatoes
Posted by: Tater salad ()
Date: May 16, 2023 02:11AM

Wait till the coil cools lol ... I'll show you how to tinfoil your eggs later
Im at the watering hole praetorian is busy with the paperwork... sore winner.
02:11

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Re: Potatoes
Posted by: Black potato ()
Date: May 16, 2023 02:13AM

SHUT THE FUCK UP NOW.
CORN HAS EARS
REPEAT
CORN HAS EARS
02:13

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Re: Potatoes
Posted by: Spuddy buddy ()
Date: May 16, 2023 04:11AM

New sstv footage is going up...

Big phone wants you to call in new radio ids

The big phone is requesTing more data

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Re: Potatoes
Posted by: Black potato ()
Date: May 16, 2023 10:50AM


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Re: Potatoes
Posted by: Black potato ()
Date: May 16, 2023 02:07PM

Gentleman start your transmitters

14:07

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Re: Potatoes
Posted by: Potatoes ()
Date: May 16, 2023 02:08PM

Big phone rang me as well.

This is going to be fun.

Saturation point active get your tinfoil hats on.

In the city.
14:08

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Re: Potatoes
Posted by: Spuds n suds ()
Date: May 16, 2023 02:10PM

Let's make some e.d.p. pop

M.r.e.m.f. active

Not detecting any noise on civilian bands.

We are clear for a DeeP ScaN
14:10

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