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FAT-TASTIC! TMOS MIKE O'MEARA. BACK SURGERY OVER 100LB WEIGHT LOSS
Posted by: BuzzInFlorida ()
Date: December 01, 2022 11:55AM

FAT-TASTIC!

DC HQ TMOS MIKE O'MEARA

THERE ONCE WAS A MAN NAMED MIKE
AT 300 LBS, HE CHOSE TO EAT, DRINK AND SMOKE INSTEAD OF RIDE A BIKE

NOW, HIS BACK HURTS
NO GOLF FOR MIKE

INSTEAD OF LOSING 100LBS, MIKE MAY OPT FOR BACK SURGERY
LAZY FOOL. START SWIMMING IN YOUR FLORIDA POOL

CLOSE YOU PIE HOLE.
VISIT A GLORY-HOLE
LOSE THE WEIGHT FIRST BEFORE ANY BACK SURGERY.

LAZY FOOL

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Re: FAT-TASTIC! TMOS MIKE O'MEARA. BACK SURGERY OVER 100LB WEIGHT LOSS
Posted by: skinnybitch ()
Date: December 01, 2022 01:04PM

FATNESS also caused mike to have hip replacement

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Re: FAT-TASTIC! TMOS MIKE O'MEARA. BACK SURGERY OVER 100LB WEIGHT LOSS
Posted by: English Bob ()
Date: December 01, 2022 01:41PM

Fat drunk and Irish is no way to go through life, son.

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Re: FAT-TASTIC! TMOS MIKE O'MEARA. BACK SURGERY OVER 100LB WEIGHT LOSS
Posted by: Follow the Leader ()
Date: December 01, 2022 02:33PM

English Bob Wrote:
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> Fat drunk and Irish is no way to go through life,
> son.

It works for Meade Skelton. Technically Meade is part Jewish as well. Meade is a shining exemplar of a successful Internet entertainer.

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Re: FAT-TASTIC! TMOS MIKE O'MEARA. BACK SURGERY OVER 100LB WEIGHT LOSS
Posted by: English Bob ()
Date: December 01, 2022 03:09PM

Follow the Leader Wrote:
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> English Bob Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Fat drunk and Irish is no way to go through
> life,
> > son.
>
> It works for Meade Skelton. Technically Meade is
> part Jewish as well. Meade is a shining exemplar
> of a successful Internet entertainer.

I would like to see a DNA test of Meade. He looks more scots-Irish than Irish.

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Re: FAT-TASTIC! TMOS MIKE O'MEARA. BACK SURGERY OVER 100LB WEIGHT LOSS
Posted by: BartenderJimmy ()
Date: December 01, 2022 03:11PM

Mike is going to the wrong doctor.

He needs to go all AL Roker Liposuction

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Re: FAT-TASTIC! TMOS MIKE O'MEARA. BACK SURGERY OVER 100LB WEIGHT LOSS
Posted by: you are sadly unintelligent ()
Date: December 01, 2022 10:09PM

BuzzInFlorida Wrote:
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> FAT-TASTIC!
>
> DC HQ TMOS MIKE O'MEARA
>
> THERE ONCE WAS A MAN NAMED MIKE
> AT 300 LBS, HE CHOSE TO EAT, DRINK AND SMOKE
> INSTEAD OF RIDE A BIKE
>
> NOW, HIS BACK HURTS
> NO GOLF FOR MIKE
>
> INSTEAD OF LOSING 100LBS, MIKE MAY OPT FOR BACK
> SURGERY
> LAZY FOOL. START SWIMMING IN YOUR FLORIDA POOL
>
> CLOSE YOU PIE HOLE.
> VISIT A GLORY-HOLE
> LOSE THE WEIGHT FIRST BEFORE ANY BACK SURGERY.
>
> LAZY FOOL




MY GOD. I hate M O'M as much as the next guy, but this drivel is the product of either a fourth grader or someone who is really, really stupid.

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Re: FAT-TASTIC! TMOS MIKE O'MEARA. BACK SURGERY OVER 100LB WEIGHT LOSS
Posted by: Mike Mensa ()
Date: December 02, 2022 02:36AM

you are sadly unintelligent Wrote:
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> BuzzInFlorida Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > FAT-TASTIC!
> >
> > DC HQ TMOS MIKE O'MEARA
> >
> > THERE ONCE WAS A MAN NAMED MIKE
> > AT 300 LBS, HE CHOSE TO EAT, DRINK AND SMOKE
> > INSTEAD OF RIDE A BIKE
> >
> > NOW, HIS BACK HURTS
> > NO GOLF FOR MIKE
> >
> > INSTEAD OF LOSING 100LBS, MIKE MAY OPT FOR BACK
> > SURGERY
> > LAZY FOOL. START SWIMMING IN YOUR FLORIDA POOL
> >
> > CLOSE YOU PIE HOLE.
> > VISIT A GLORY-HOLE
> > LOSE THE WEIGHT FIRST BEFORE ANY BACK SURGERY.
> >
> > LAZY FOOL
>
>
>
>
> MY GOD. I hate M O'M as much as the next guy,
> but this drivel is the product of either a fourth
> grader or someone who is really, really stupid.

Wow, you just figured out now that most ffu posters are stupid with a 4th grade level education? I’ve known this for years.

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Re: FAT-TASTIC! TMOS MIKE O'MEARA. BACK SURGERY OVER 100LB WEIGHT LOSS
Posted by: DCRadioInsider ()
Date: December 02, 2022 02:02PM

Even a 4th grader knows that if Mike takes that 100lb bag of flower or sugar or whatever metaphor you want to use, off his BACK, his BACK will feel better.

#AdvoidTheKnife

Signed,

Mr. Double entendre

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Re: FAT-TASTIC! TMOS MIKE O'MEARA. BACK SURGERY OVER 100LB WEIGHT LOSS
Posted by: LoudounLarry ()
Date: December 02, 2022 02:10PM

For XMas, I'm sending O'Meara a personalized airline seat belt extender.

#FatShaming

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Re: FAT-TASTIC! TMOS MIKE O'MEARA. BACK SURGERY OVER 100LB WEIGHT LOSS
Posted by: YogaSantana ()
Date: December 02, 2022 03:09PM

mike o'meara, recliner boy

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Re: FAT-TASTIC! TMOS MIKE O'MEARA. BACK SURGERY OVER 100LB WEIGHT LOSS
Posted by: BartenderJimmy ()
Date: December 02, 2022 04:29PM

If Carla didn't have "daddy issues" Mike would have married his soulmate - LIZZO!

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Re: FAT-TASTIC! TMOS MIKE O'MEARA. BACK SURGERY OVER 100LB WEIGHT LOSS
Posted by: CarlaMarriesADoctor ()
Date: December 02, 2022 11:46PM

Mikes son will never see a picture of his dad in shape.

Sad legacy

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Re: FAT-TASTIC! TMOS MIKE O'MEARA. BACK SURGERY OVER 100LB WEIGHT LOSS
Posted by: DCComicRelief ()
Date: December 03, 2022 11:16AM

Twinkle! Twinkle Little Star
O'Meara Didn't Do So Good Owning A Bar

Star Light! Star Bright!
Mike, put down the Ho Ho's tonight

Jimmy Crack Corn and Mike Don't Care
12 corn dogs downed at the Lee County Fair

Golf stroke or stroke out?
That is for Mike to decide

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Re: FAT-TASTIC! TMOS MIKE O'MEARA. BACK SURGERY OVER 100LB WEIGHT LOSS
Posted by: ColonMeBloody ()
Date: December 03, 2022 04:55PM

MIKE O'MEARA HAS DISAPPOINTED MORE DIETICIANS THAN JENNY CRAIG

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