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LEFT LANE BANDITS
Posted by: curious george ()
Date: August 14, 2010 11:51PM

can anyone in this state expalin to me why NOVA drivers insist on staying in the left lane on 95, 66 and 81 and drive below the speed limit. these people can't drive in snow,rain or falling sunshine (66West) For the sanity of those that can handle a motor vehicle at speeds greater than 55 GET OUT OF THE LEFT LANE!

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Re: LEFT LANE BANDITS
Posted by: Johnny Walker ()
Date: August 15, 2010 12:01AM

Because they are inconsiderate.

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Re: LEFT LANE BANDITS
Posted by: ThePackLeader ()
Date: August 15, 2010 12:11AM

Hey, it's NoVa, and we do what the fizzle we want!

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Re: LEFT LANE BANDITS
Posted by: Gonads & Strife ()
Date: August 15, 2010 12:11AM

Because they post as anon on FFU and write their thread titles in caps EVERY FUCKING TIME

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Re: LEFT LANE BANDITS
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: August 15, 2010 12:14AM

curious george Wrote:
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> can anyone in this state expalin to me why NOVA
> drivers insist on staying in the left lane on 95,
> 66 and 81 and drive below the speed limit. these
> people can't drive in snow,rain or falling
> sunshine (66West) For the sanity of those that can
> handle a motor vehicle at speeds greater than 55
> GET OUT OF THE LEFT LANE!




I know what you mean, the left lane is for passing, not driving Miss Daisy.

Blessed are the murderous.

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Re: LEFT LANE BANDITS
Posted by: A Troll ()
Date: August 15, 2010 08:02AM

curious george Wrote:
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> can anyone in this state expalin to me why NOVA
> drivers insist on staying in the left lane on 95,
> 66 and 81 and drive below the speed limit. these
> people can't drive in snow,rain or falling
> sunshine (66West) For the sanity of those that can
> handle a motor vehicle at speeds greater than 55
> GET OUT OF THE LEFT LANE!

They do it just to piss you off. It's what they live for.

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Re: LEFT LANE BANDITS
Posted by: Piggy ()
Date: August 15, 2010 08:09AM

55 mph is for all of the lanes. Its dumb dickheads who speed that crash and cause all of the backups around here.

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Re: LEFT LANE BANDITS
Posted by: Kilton ()
Date: August 15, 2010 08:17AM

A Troll is absolutely right. Only a small percentage of left lane blockers (maybe 20%) are truly clueless. The rest of them are doing it intentionally -- these are very angry people, and passive-aggressive nonsense on the roads is how they take their anger out on strangers.

So the worst thing you can do is show them you're angry. The best thing you can do is pass them on the right (your success at doing so is their failure), and maybe even give them a big smile and a thumbs up in the process.

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Re: LEFT LANE BANDITS
Posted by: Dane Bramage ()
Date: August 15, 2010 09:15AM

You left off 7100 and 28.

We took a couple of trips north this summer and ran into this on 70, 78, and 88. Wasn't too surprised to see it was a VA driver doing the same stupid act in PA, MD and NY.

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Re: LEFT LANE BANDITS
Posted by: Whobe ()
Date: August 15, 2010 09:19AM

and it sounds like piggy is one of these righteous assholes.

I think they must be the same drivers who go 5 mph below the limit but then run the stops signs?? It's a mysterious illness.

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Re: LEFT LANE BANDITS
Posted by: Piggy ()
Date: August 15, 2010 11:05AM

Righteous asshole? No. Simply stating the speed limit in the left lane is 55 mph. I too hate left lane slowpokes. Dont over think or assume Whobe.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 08/15/2010 11:06AM by Piggy.

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Re: LEFT LANE BANDITS
Posted by: Warhawk ()
Date: August 15, 2010 12:13PM

It's not just N.VA. It's every road. I drove to and from Florida and there was always some jackass in the left lane holding everyone up. Either a truck that tried to pass but couldn't, some ignoramus on his/her phone, or just some oblivious dipshit. The 2 things that piss me off the most are the tractor trailers that continue to stay in the left lane when the right lane is available to them to move into, yet they just plug along, or the driver that won't speed up, get ahead and move over. They just run the interstate 2 or 3 wide for 4 miles. Bullshit.

And yes if I'm in the left lane, I am always looking in my mirror for someone coming up faster than me, so I can move over.

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Re: LEFT LANE BANDITS
Posted by: Bill ()
Date: August 15, 2010 02:04PM

First, at several points you either enter or exit those roads from the left. With traffic courtesy at low levels around here drivers will move over to the left lane at the earliest moment so that don't get cut off.

Second, in some 'areas where road construction is going on the right lane gets incredibly narrow and there is still a sholder on the left side, so some drivers feel less crowded there.

I haven't witnessed this problem as much on I-81. On that road trucks rule and you either get out of the way or get squashed.

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Re: LEFT LANE BANDITS
Posted by: MrMephisto ()
Date: August 15, 2010 05:25PM

Piggy Wrote:
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> 55 mph is for all of the lanes. Its dumb dickheads
> who speed that crash and cause all of the backups
> around here.

+1. If I'm doing 65-70 in the left lane, you're riding my ass and flashing your lights, and I can't get over, fuck you. The people who want to do 90 in the left lane are generally the same assholes who:

- Bob and weave in and out of rush hour traffic to gain two car lengths
- Make swerving lane changes without using turn signals
- Tailgate you at high speeds
- Think traffic is supposed to merge around them

If everybody just stuck close to the speed limit and drove with even a small amount of respect for other drivers, everyone would get where they're going quicker.

If I slam on the brakes to avoid some self-absorbed prick, everyone behind me has to slam on their brakes. There's a good chance someone will rear-end someone else if the line is long enough, bringing the lane to a halt. Impatient assholes will jump to adjacent lanes, causing traffic around the lane to slow down. Now there's a traffic jam, and it's all because of you, asshole.

Thanks a lot.

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Re: LEFT LANE BANDITS
Posted by: Warhawk ()
Date: August 15, 2010 06:48PM

MrMephisto Wrote:
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> +1. If I'm doing 65-70 in the left lane, you're
> riding my ass and flashing your lights, and I
> can't get over, fuck you. The people who want to
> do 90 in the left lane are generally the same
> assholes who:
>
> - Bob and weave in and out of rush hour traffic to
> gain two car lengths
> - Make swerving lane changes without using turn
> signals
> - Tailgate you at high speeds
> - Think traffic is supposed to merge around them


Dude - I had so many tailgaters on 95, it was insane. I'm doing 85 in a 70 - passing cars on my right (trying to get over) and there's some asshole literally 5' behind me trying to do 100 - I couldn't even see their headlights they were so close. I can't even tell you how many times that happened. If I had to slam on my brakes, they're in my trunk or worse. Fuck those people.

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Re: LEFT LANE BANDITS
Posted by: j ()
Date: August 15, 2010 07:54PM

agreed that tailgating (especially at highway speeds) is FAR more dangerous than blocking the passing lane. passing on the right is dangerous as well.

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Re: LEFT LANE BANDITS
Posted by: Dane Bramage ()
Date: August 15, 2010 09:51PM

It's still polite and safer to move over when you're not passing.

Europe was the best experience I've had in regard to high speed driving and slowpokes getting out of the way.

In some states it's illegal to be in the passing lane, unless you're passing.

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Re: LEFT LANE BANDITS
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: August 15, 2010 09:53PM

Dane Bramage Wrote:
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>
> Europe was the best experience I've had in regard
> to high speed driving and slowpokes getting out of
> the way.




Germany was an awesome experience. People don't act like the road is their personal space and move out of the way when they don't want to go fast.

Blessed are the murderous.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 08/15/2010 09:54PM by eesh.

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Re: LEFT LANE BANDITS
Posted by: ThePackLeader ()
Date: August 15, 2010 11:55PM

Warhawk Wrote:
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> MrMephisto Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
>
> > +1. If I'm doing 65-70 in the left lane,
> you're
> > riding my ass and flashing your lights, and I
> > can't get over, fuck you. The people who want
> to
> > do 90 in the left lane are generally the same
> > assholes who:
> >
> > - Bob and weave in and out of rush hour traffic
> to
> > gain two car lengths
> > - Make swerving lane changes without using turn
> > signals
> > - Tailgate you at high speeds
> > - Think traffic is supposed to merge around
> them
>
>
> Dude - I had so many tailgaters on 95, it was
> insane. I'm doing 85 in a 70 - passing cars on my
> right (trying to get over) and there's some
> asshole literally 5' behind me trying to do 100 -
> I couldn't even see their headlights they were so
> close. I can't even tell you how many times that
> happened. If I had to slam on my brakes, they're
> in my trunk or worse. Fuck those people.


If I had a Dime for every single time that's happened to me, especially around NoVa, I'd be a very rich man right now. I used to mess with those people too, and I would tap my brakes, slow down, and just piss them off even more. Nowadays I just laugh at them, and maintain whatever speed it was that I was originally traveling before they decided to bumper rape me.

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Re: LEFT LANE BANDITS
Posted by: Blank Reg ()
Date: August 16, 2010 11:40AM

Warhawk and ThePackLeader, it's the extreme moments like that where I realize how dirty my windshield seems to be, and how it would be prudent of me to blast the washing fluid every ten seconds or until I feel satisfied that the tailer gets the message my windshield is clean.

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Re: LEFT LANE BANDITS
Posted by: ernie ()
Date: August 16, 2010 12:35PM

I generally stay to the right, but on 7100 it is hard to do because there are lots of lights and you you have to make left turns sometimes. Since it is not a freeway it does not piss me off as much as the other roads.


Dane Bramage Wrote:
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> You left off 7100 and 28.
>
> We took a couple of trips north this summer and
> ran into this on 70, 78, and 88. Wasn't too
> surprised to see it was a VA driver doing the same
> stupid act in PA, MD and NY.

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Re: LEFT LANE BANDITS
Posted by: yupper ()
Date: August 16, 2010 01:23PM

ernie Wrote:
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> Since
> it is not a freeway it does not piss me off as
> much as the other roads.
>

True dat.

However, on Saturday I was stuck behind one turkey doing 45 mph in the northbound left lane of 7100 at Hooes Rd, who finally took a left on the Dulles Toll Road.

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Re: LEFT LANE BANDITS
Posted by: Elle Diabla ()
Date: August 16, 2010 02:01PM

Jeezus Chris, it seems this has become more popular lately.

This morning, there was a small bus from Chesterbrook Academy, (daycare/preschool) going about 5 under the speed limit in the left lane.

And the middle and right were flowing freely...I don't get it.

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Re: LEFT LANE BANDITS
Posted by: Gravis ()
Date: August 16, 2010 04:48PM

Warhawk Wrote:
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> It's not just N.VA. It's every road.

not true! on i95 in new jersey, the left lane is either vacant or the people actually change lane when they see someone behind them! there are huge signs that read "left lane is for passing only. it's the law." or something similar. so, i have found there is at least one good thing in new jersey.


"the wisdom of the wise will perish, the intelligence of the intelligent will vanish."095042938540

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Re: LEFT LANE BANDITS
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: August 16, 2010 04:52PM

Texas and Tennessee also have those "Left lane for passing only" signs. I have heard Maryland state troopers cite people for going under the speed limit in the left lane.

In Virginia, it is an infraction to not move over for an overtaking vehicle, but if that overtaking vehicle is exceeding the speed limit, they forfeit the right of way.

Blessed are the murderous.

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Re: LEFT LANE BANDITS
Posted by: captain22 ()
Date: September 15, 2010 02:27PM

How bout on the GW Parkway you drive in the right and pass in the left, help prevent head ons where there is no median.

And on 495, traffic would be much better if merging cars would speed up to merge and then slow down once they have merged so that they dont cause massive backups because of them. and highway traffic should leave the right lane open for mergers.

People suck at driving around here, probably more dangerous to be overly cautious.

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Re: LEFT LANE BANDITS
Posted by: Kilton ()
Date: September 15, 2010 02:36PM

captain22 Wrote:
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> How bout on the GW Parkway you drive in the right
> and pass in the left, help prevent head ons where
> there is no median.

You pretty much have to do that anyway heading southbound, as all the Marylanders coming from 495 are too stupid to move out of the left lane after the 123 on-ramp.

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Re: LEFT LANE BANDITS
Posted by: Yahweh ()
Date: September 15, 2010 02:48PM

I hate when drivers;

-unintentionally block a turning lane. All they would have to do is move up a few more feet and a dozen people could squeeze by and make the next light.

-don’t pay attention at a stop light, notice last second, speed through the yellow and screw over everyone behind them.

-when SUVs jump into a turn lane full speed, when there is a stopped vehicle in front of them going straight. (This would be the only acceptable reason for you to block a turning lane, if it would keep you from getting rear-ended.)

-when someone is tailgating the shit out of you and you think they are in a hurry, only to realize they have just been on the cell phone the entire time and are riding your ass just because they are oblivious.


Its amazing how many inconsiderate people there are in the world.

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Re: LEFT LANE BANDITS
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: September 15, 2010 03:46PM

Yahweh Wrote:
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>
> -when someone is tailgating the shit out of you
> and you think they are in a hurry, only to realize
> they have just been on the cell phone the entire
> time and are riding your ass just because they are
> oblivious.





Cell phone drivers and manual transmissions never mix. I always seem to get behind the douchebag accelerating from a green light, cell phone in one hand and shifter in the other. It's a wonder they still have a working clutch.

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Re: LEFT LANE BANDITS
Posted by: Spacy ()
Date: September 15, 2010 09:41PM

curious george Wrote:
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> can anyone in this state expalin to me why NOVA
> drivers insist on staying in the left lane

This is normal for all highways in most states all the way up Route 95 -- anywhere that has a major city with 200 miles. (Probably all the way down to Florida, too, I would guess. But I haven't lived or even driven much in that direction...)

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Re: LEFT LANE BANDITS
Posted by: Spacy ()
Date: September 15, 2010 09:44PM

Gravis Wrote:
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> Warhawk Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > It's not just N.VA. It's every road.
>
> not true! on i95 in new jersey

Traffic is not 100% dicks all the time everywhere, but I've been up and down I95 a zillion times and there are plenty of bad drivers there, too.

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Re: LEFT LANE BANDITS
Posted by: Maude ()
Date: September 15, 2010 10:10PM

OMG...Have you driven on 95 in florida??!!

Florida is full of old people, right?

So you'd think the driving would be kind of laid back??

NO..you risk your life on 95 in Florida!

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Re: LEFT LANE BANDITS
Posted by: boobs ()
Date: September 16, 2010 02:11PM

Step your road rage game up. If someone gets in your way tailgate until it makes them uncomfortable. If they still don't move you have to cut them off. Some people never learn until you learn them.

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