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Spider Man Robs Giant - Man Arrested in Burke
Posted by: Lurker. ()
Date: June 26, 2007 01:22PM

Oh these silly criminals. The scream masks are better.

http://www.fairfaxcounty.gov/police/reports/reports2007/062607spiderman.htm



Edited 4 time(s). Last edit at 06/28/2007 10:28AM by Lurker..
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Re: Spider Man Robs Giant
Posted by: ya ()
Date: June 26, 2007 01:23PM

Its Dr. Octopussy!

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Re: Spider Man Robs Giant
Posted by: pabs ()
Date: June 26, 2007 01:40PM

Oxycontin? All the swinging between buildings must have left him with chronic wrist pain.

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Re: Spider Man Robs Giant
Posted by: Gravis ()
Date: June 26, 2007 02:01PM

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A man wearing a red Spider Man mask entered the Giant Store at 9550 Burke Road and announced a robbery.

i would have yelled "why spiderman? whyyyyyyyyyyyyyy?!"


"the wisdom of the wise will perish, the intelligence of the intelligent will vanish."095042938540

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Re: Spider Man Robs Giant
Posted by: Fairfax MF---er ()
Date: June 26, 2007 02:08PM

How would you have liked to be in that store when Spiderman walked in.

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Re: Spider Man Robs Giant
Posted by: Gravis ()
Date: June 26, 2007 02:16PM

Fairfax MF---er Wrote:
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> How would you have liked to be in that store when
> Spiderman walked in.


i would have been amused.


"the wisdom of the wise will perish, the intelligence of the intelligent will vanish."095042938540

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Re: Spider Man Robs Giant
Posted by: Lurker. ()
Date: June 26, 2007 04:58PM

Looks like Spidy has a like Oxy prob.

Spiderman, Spiderman,
Does whatever a spider can.
Spins a web, any size,
Pops the pills, just like flies.
Look out! Here comes the Spiderman.

Is he strong? Listen bud—
He's got Oxycontin blood.

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Re: Spider Man Robs Giant
Posted by: hmm ()
Date: June 26, 2007 05:19PM

Where is doctor octopuss when you need him. After this spiderman cannot expect to ever join the superfriends.

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Re: Spider Man Robs Giant
Posted by: hang over ()
Date: June 26, 2007 05:33PM

Spiderman took a big chance, there is a restaurant next to Giant where lots of cops eat. Bet his spidy senses were really tingling.

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Re: Spider Man Robs Giant
Posted by: Buttmunch ()
Date: June 26, 2007 10:47PM

Which giant is this?

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Re: Spider Man Robs Giant
Posted by: Lurker. ()
Date: June 26, 2007 10:53PM

Giant Store at 9550 Burke Road

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Re: Spider Man Robs Giant
Posted by: Gravis ()
Date: June 27, 2007 03:51AM

Lurker. Wrote:
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> Is he strong? Listen bud—
> He's got Oxycontin blood.


a little QA please, that post was lame


"the wisdom of the wise will perish, the intelligence of the intelligent will vanish."095042938540

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Re: Spider Man Robs Giant
Posted by: Lurker. ()
Date: June 27, 2007 11:12AM

Gravis Wrote:
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> Lurker. Wrote:
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> -----
> > Is he strong? Listen bud—
> > He's got Oxycontin blood.
>
> a little QA please, that post was lame
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Re: Spider Man Robs Giant
Posted by: ferfux ()
Date: June 27, 2007 02:07PM

I webbed you! that means you got the apartment!

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Re: Spider Man Robs Giant
Posted by: Paul ()
Date: June 27, 2007 04:33PM

Remember that it is illegal to wear a mask in public in the state of Virginia.

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Re: Spider Man Robs Giant
Posted by: RESton Peace ()
Date: June 27, 2007 10:00PM

Paul Wrote:
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> Remember that it is illegal to wear a mask in
> public in the state of Virginia.

It is? Once again, I merely ask someone saying something is illegal, to cite the law. I've never heard that.

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Re: Spider Man Robs Giant
Posted by: WashingToneLocian ()
Date: June 27, 2007 10:22PM

Paul Wrote:
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> Remember that it is illegal to wear a mask in
> public in the state of Virginia.


There was a big discussion about this a few months back.

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Re: Spider Man Robs Giant
Posted by: TheMeeper ()
Date: June 27, 2007 10:47PM

It is? Once again, I merely ask someone saying something is illegal, to cite the law. I've never heard that.

It is. I think I cited the law in the discussion Washingtonelocian mentioned, I'd have to go back and search for it. It's actually against the law in alot of states, something about physically concealing your identity in public.

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Re: Spider Man Robs Giant
Posted by: Paul ()
Date: June 27, 2007 11:40PM

§ 18.2-422. Prohibition of wearing of masks in certain places; exceptions.

It shall be unlawful for any person over sixteen years of age while wearing any mask, hood or other device whereby a substantial portion of the face is hidden or covered so as to conceal the identity of the wearer, to be or appear in any public place, or upon any private property in this Commonwealth without first having obtained from the owner or tenant thereof consent to do so in writing. However, the provisions of this section shall not apply to persons (i) wearing traditional holiday costumes; (ii) engaged in professions, trades, employment or other activities and wearing protective masks which are deemed necessary for the physical safety of the wearer or other persons; (iii) engaged in any bona fide theatrical production or masquerade ball; or (iv) wearing a mask, hood or other device for bona fide medical reasons upon the advice of a licensed physician or osteopath and carrying on his person an affidavit from the physician or osteopath specifying the medical necessity for wearing the device and the date on which the wearing of the device will no longer be necessary and providing a brief description of the device. The violation of any provisions of this section shall constitute a Class 6 felony.

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Re: Spider Man Robs Giant
Posted by: Lurker. ()
Date: June 27, 2007 11:55PM


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Re: Spider Man Robs Giant
Posted by: RESton Peace ()
Date: June 28, 2007 12:17AM

Awesome! Thanks for citing it so quickly. I was just curious.

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Re: Spider Man Robs Giant
Posted by: The Deacon ()
Date: June 28, 2007 09:12AM

I heard he was caught.....

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Re: Spider Man Robs Giant
Posted by: Lurker. ()
Date: June 28, 2007 10:18AM

YUP they caught Spider Man, he looks a little stoned - http://www.fairfaxcounty.gov/police/reports/reports2007/062807robbupd.htm

Dave Edward Wolfe, Jr., 25, of 9775 High Water Court in Burke
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Re: Spider Man Robs Giant - Man Arrested in Burke
Posted by: KeepOnTruckin ()
Date: June 29, 2007 05:28PM

lol. HIGH water court.


ok it wasnt funny.



Damn i forgot it is a FELONY to wear a mask in public.

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