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For all that is sacred, please take care of the pussy smell
Posted by: SniffTest ()
Date: January 21, 2022 09:20AM

I met a young lady last week and she spent the night a few nights ago. What a disaster. I mean, she was hot. Really, just damn good-looking. We started playing around and as I got lower on her, a smell showed up that can only be described as a dumpster at a fish market. Seriously, just heated rotten fish.

BV (bacterial vaginosis) is a real thing. Your puss should not smell bad. Yes, there are desperate dudes who will ignore the stench in order to fuck. But it ain't normal.

If you smell like a fish left out for a week on a pier in the middle of summer, please go to the doctor. A week's dose of anti-biotics will usually take care of it. And the doc may give you a few tips on how to not have your gash smell like rotten fish death.

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Re: For all that is sacred, please take care of the pussy smell
Posted by: troofer ()
Date: January 21, 2022 09:45AM

funny thing is women are stupid enough to blame this shit on guys. bv isnt a std. it's a bacterial imbalance caused by multiple sex partners or douching.

the system teaches ladies these days that fucking lots of guys is a good thing and exercises your right as a strong independent woman. the result is quite the opposite. any high value man will fuck you, but the high value man isnt going to stay with a slut. stop being a slut. all you get from it is bv and hurt feelings.

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Re: For all that is sacred, please take care of the pussy smell
Posted by: live from the scene ()
Date: January 21, 2022 09:54AM

There are plenty of gals out there that may appear to be quite attractive, but you gotta spend some time and see if they are legit. Surgery can do impressive things and while many women keep up physical appearances, some of them are batshit crazy, libtarded or even coal burners. The last thing you want is to be sticking your dick in something that has been frequented like a metro stop.

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Re: For all that is sacred, please take care of the pussy smell
Posted by: ksahsfgwefj ()
Date: January 21, 2022 10:09AM

live from the scene Wrote:
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> something that has been frequented like a metro
> stop.

lmao

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Re: For all that is sacred, please take care of the pussy smell
Posted by: Advise from Mom ()
Date: January 21, 2022 12:30PM

Many times a vagina can become infected if the woman allows vaginal intercourse after anal intercourse and the penis has not been properly cleaned. Result is unseemly odors and discharge.
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Re: For all that is sacred, please take care of the pussy smell
Posted by: Advise from Dad ()
Date: January 21, 2022 01:20PM

Advise from Mom Wrote:
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> Many times a vagina can become infected if the
> woman allows vaginal intercourse after anal
> intercourse and the penis has not been properly
> cleaned. Result is unseemly odors and discharge.

Darling, love of my life: can you please just tell our daughter instead to not be an ass whore.

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