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WTH is wrong with dog owners
Posted by: dogpoop ()
Date: November 21, 2021 04:48PM

Stop scooping your dog's poop up in a plastic bag and just toss it on the ground instead of taking it with you. And if you don't plan to take it with you then just don't bag it. At least it'll decompose if left on the ground instead of bagged.

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Re: WTH is wrong with dog owners
Posted by: Keep your dog in your own yard ()
Date: November 21, 2021 05:10PM

People who bring their dog around to shit on their neighbors' lawns are assholes. I don't care if you 'pick it up', there is shit on my lawn. Keep your dog in your own yard. If you don't have enough land to have a dog, you shouldn't have a dog.


If you live in an apartment and you have a dog, you are a terrible person.

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Re: WTH is wrong with dog owners
Posted by: ya damn skippy ()
Date: November 21, 2021 07:33PM

People in my neighborhood kept bitching about that, so I started leaving my dog at home and just walking over and shitting in their yards myself. For some reason they stopped complaining after that.

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Re: WTH is wrong with dog owners
Posted by: Because You Asked ()
Date: November 21, 2021 08:38PM

ya damn skippy Wrote:
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> People in my neighborhood kept bitching about
> that, so I started leaving my dog at home and just
> walking over and shitting in their yards myself.
> For some reason they stopped complaining after
> that.
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Re: WTH is wrong with dog owners
Posted by: Problem Solved with PooTrap ()
Date: November 21, 2021 08:42PM

dogpoop Wrote:
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> Stop scooping your dog's poop up in a plastic bag
> and just toss it on the ground instead of taking
> it with you. And if you don't plan to take it
> with you then just don't bag it. At least it'll
> decompose if left on the ground instead of bagged.
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Re: WTH is wrong with dog owners
Posted by: Simple Suggestion ()
Date: November 21, 2021 08:46PM

Snack Time!
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Re: WTH is wrong with dog owners
Posted by: Black Caulk ()
Date: November 22, 2021 03:30AM

Just leave poisoned meat laying around. Problem solved.

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Re: WTH is wrong with dog owners
Posted by: bad living ()
Date: November 22, 2021 04:43AM

Keep your dog in your own yard Wrote:
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> People who bring their dog around to shit on their
> neighbors' lawns are assholes. I don't care if you
> 'pick it up', there is shit on my lawn. Keep your
> dog in your own yard. If you don't have enough
> land to have a dog, you shouldn't have a dog.
>
>
> If you live in an apartment and you have a dog,
> you are a terrible person.


If you live in a apartment, condo or a townhouse you are a complete loser.

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Re: WTH is wrong with dog owners
Posted by: VWB7T ()
Date: November 22, 2021 09:01AM

The law says I got to scoop the poop. If my dog craps in your yard & I scoop the poop, I'm in compliance with the law . If you don't like the law, call the Boar d of Supervisors & tell them to change it. Until then, as long as I'm in compliance, STFU . If you don't like it, you can eat my dog's crap

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Re: WTH is wrong with dog owners
Posted by: Lawman Lonnie ()
Date: November 22, 2021 09:29AM

VWB7T Wrote:
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> The law says I got to scoop the poop. If my dog
> craps in your yard & I scoop the poop, I'm in
> compliance with the law . If you don't like the
> law, call the Boar d of Supervisors & tell them to
> change it. Until then, as long as I'm in
> compliance, STFU . If you don't like it, you can
> eat my dog's crap


If you and your dog on going on someone else’s property, you are not obeying the law, you are trespassing.

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Re: WTH is wrong with dog owners
Posted by: Pick it up and move on ()
Date: November 22, 2021 12:17PM

We had a woman in the neighborhood who was going nuts about people letting their dogs shit on her property. Turns out it wasn't dog shit. It was fox shit and cat shit. Confirmed by security camera footage. Also it wasn't on her property. It was on the strip of land VDOT owns.

Lonnie. Virginia is still an open field state.

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Re: WTH is wrong with dog owners
Posted by: vydef ()
Date: November 22, 2021 05:15PM

We had a woman who was kicking up a fuss about dog owners letting their dogs shit on her property. Check of neighbors security cameras showed it was a fix. Plus it wasn't shitting on her property, but instead on the VDOT strip of land fronting her property.

Also Lonnie the reason we have pooper scooper laws was that trespass laws didn't take care of it.

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Re: WTH is wrong with dog owners
Posted by: Fugho from fairfax ()
Date: November 22, 2021 06:22PM

bad living Wrote:
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> Keep your dog in your own yard Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > People who bring their dog around to shit on
> their
> > neighbors' lawns are assholes. I don't care if
> you
> > 'pick it up', there is shit on my lawn. Keep
> your
> > dog in your own yard. If you don't have enough
> > land to have a dog, you shouldn't have a dog.
> >
> >
> > If you live in an apartment and you have a dog,
> > you are a terrible person.
>
>
> If you live in a apartment, condo or a townhouse
> you are a complete loser.

And you are not a loser? Asshole, have fun shoveling snow, pulling weeds, raking leaves, and all the other stupid shit that comes with owning an overpriced shitty house built in the 70s with tiny bathrooms and closets. Fuck you.

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Re: WTH is wrong with dog owners
Posted by: G4J3M ()
Date: November 22, 2021 06:54PM

Fugho from fairfax Wrote:
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> bad living Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Keep your dog in your own yard Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > People who bring their dog around to shit on
> > their
> > > neighbors' lawns are assholes. I don't care
> if
> > you
> > > 'pick it up', there is shit on my lawn. Keep
> > your
> > > dog in your own yard. If you don't have
> enough
> > > land to have a dog, you shouldn't have a dog.
>
> > >
> > >
> > > If you live in an apartment and you have a
> dog,
> > > you are a terrible person.
> >
> >
> > If you live in a apartment, condo or a
> townhouse
> > you are a complete loser.
>
> And you are not a loser? Asshole, have fun
> shoveling snow, pulling weeds, raking leaves, and
> all the other stupid shit that comes with owning
> an overpriced shitty house built in the 70s with
> tiny bathrooms and closets. Fuck you.


Don't forget your neighbors bringing their dogs around to shit in your yard.

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Re: WTH is wrong with dog owners
Posted by: Needs to be said ()
Date: November 22, 2021 09:23PM

Most of you people don't own homes.

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Re: WTH is wrong with dog owners
Posted by: What’s really annoying ()
Date: November 22, 2021 10:13PM

What really annoys me is you fucking Karen’s and Ken’s who go around on social media, including here, bitching and complaining about a little dog shit. Yet you play loud music at night and invite your drunken ass friends over who drive through my yard on the way out, your teenagers smoke pot and fornicate in plain sight in the backyard, and your trash blows into my yard from your uncovered garbage cans. Btw, the electric company is about to shut off your power due to your lack of payment. So fuck you. Last weekend, when my neighbors had their loud party, I poured sugar in one of their guests cars gas tank. Then I turned off the lights in my house and waited. About 3 am, I saw the tow truck coming to dispose of the carcass.

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Re: WTH is wrong with dog owners
Posted by: 7PV7G ()
Date: November 23, 2021 12:10AM

Lawman Lonnie Wrote:
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> VWB7T Wrote:
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> >
> >
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> >
>
> >
> >
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> If you and your dog on going on someone else’s property, you are not obeying ? the law, you are trespassing.
>


You have to post the property in VA 1st. 1ce it's posted, the guy w/his crapping dog is trespassing. Usu., the dog craps on the strip of grass between the sidewalk and the curb, which you don't own but have to mow. As long as they scoop the poop on that part, even if you've posted your property, there's nothing you can do. If his dog comes on your posted property, you can do something.

I'm smart enough to read signs & if dogie wants to drop his poochie phew, I move him along to that strip or not posted property. If you haven't posted your properrty, that means you still get to STFU.

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Re: WTH is wrong with dog owners
Posted by: Bullseye Buck ()
Date: November 23, 2021 12:50AM

I am getting a sign that says “trespassers will be shot”

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