Well, someone registered the name "Fuck Andrew Ryan" and it wasn't me, the original "Fuck Andrew Ryan." It's too bad because I had a few good zingers lined up. For example, I wasn't really in Moscow. Instead, I just used to set up the following:

Walking around Moscow, I've had a chance to reflect on the interesting and complex ways that this society is changing in the 21st century. From the recent interest in post-communist Russian Orthodoxy to the vast wealth being accumulated by young entrepreneurs, Russia is truly a fascinating place. Furthermore, I finally realized that if Andrew Ryan had been born here, his parents would've named him Yergay.

I mean, that's just smack-talk gold. But now some derivative asshole has ruined that with his lame talk about Newark sex. So, it's time for me to say goodbye. Best of luck to everyone, even Andrew Ryan. Hey buddy, that was just me doing schtick. Nothing personal. I'm sure you're a good dude.

True to form, everyone who doesn't just go to the JOP and get married is an idiot, while Chad is a genius.

Well, you were passionate about your "art" and the Yergay joke was pretty good.

Here's the thing... If you can listen to Big O and Dukes and sincerely enjoy it, I am envious of you. Chad ruined the show for me with his constant yelling.

As a sign of good faith, if you are ever on fire, I will piss on you ;)

Hopefully, Constant Yelling Dukes is just a phase...Maybe it will soon be replaced by Carpenter Dukes or Native American Dukes or Investment Banker Dukes...

Jander420 Wrote:
> I went back to download seemingly related reloaded
> episodes
> "ReloadedAssSwartz", "Reloadedwatchintheass",
> "ScroogedFinal"


Sometime prior to Reloadedwatchintheass, they started ragging on Dick about the watch and his chick. I didn't go back to those episodes, since I remember getting tired of hearing about it the first go around back then.

In this episode, which was from 12-14-2011, towards the end of the podcast they harass Dick somemore into giving up the watch, they temporarily give it to Dan Creasy. Then chad starts talking about how he should Christopher Walken it during the live show, gets graphic about making sure not to wash and get it all nasty. Sven gets excited by the thought of chads asshole.

During the reloaded Episode Scrooged, which chronicled the events of the xmas live show, around 70 minutes in, during the gift exchange they start up the watch bit.

Chad: "Oh I got a good idea, while we're waiting why dont we put that watch up my butthole"
Oscar and crowd cheer him on, then they discuss the backstory briefly and what he intends to do with it. Drab and Oscar question whether he's really gonna do it. Drab:"Dukes that watch is too big for your butt, what it's too big"
Discuss the type of watch and its value. Offer options of what to happen after he takes it out of his butt, (Sledgehammer, or give it back to Dan and have him wear it)
Chad starts to put the watch in his ass, tells drab/oscar not to look. Drab says he's putting it in there while Oscar comments that he's all in.
Oscar:"Does that hurt, does it feel good?"
Chad grunting:"It doesn't feel good, okay(more grunts) alright, the watch is in my ass."
Thats at about 73 minutes in.
Chad:"It feels weeeeird, and I can feel it ticking." Does walken shtick and then says now he knows what walken went thru.
Chad says it hurts.

Unrelated to the watch
Chad:"If any of you get a chance to see Todd's cock, it is unbelieveable. The thing is like the red october. Sean Connery should be piloting Todd's cock."

Chad periodically references the watch and its ticking or how it feels at the moment.

After cinemagic, the watch comes up again at about 110 minutes. The guys do a crowd noise vote with sexy nayte as the judge. They make Nayte take off his shirt, brief discussion of oscar sucking on nayte's tits perhaps even for money.
Chad again references watch in his cornhole.

Dan wearing the watch wins the vote. Chad starts to take the watch out of his butt at 115, drab smells it and confirms it smells of ass. Dan puts on the watch.


Again it can be thoroughly called into question if it was in the butt or in the cheeks, but still 40+ minutes of a watch near rectum.



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Watch-butt Dukes is sooo out...Nuclear physicist Dukes is where it's at now...Next week Social Reform Dukes...or Tugboat Dukes...

Fuck fuck andrew ryan Wrote:
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So, it's time for me to
> say goodbye. Best of luck to everyone, even
> Andrew Ryan. Hey buddy, that was just me doing
> schtick. Nothing personal. I'm sure you're a good
> dude.


Well that sucks….like I said before you had actually turned the corner, IMO; from some idiot who was spouting the same dumb-shit over and over again and annoying the hell out of me every time you posted; to some idiot who was spouting the same dumb-shit over and over again, and making me laugh out loud every time you posted.

There’s a very fine line here on FFXU between witty and stupid and you managed to traverse it with quite some finesse.

HA!

This man's apperance is unacceptable. If he were wearing cowboy boots and a wrestling t-shirt, that would be ok.
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I miss chadducks twitter.

That show went straight downhill. First 25-30 minutes were great, the rally the horde stuff was just miserable.

I haven't listened yet, but the twitter pics are not promising. For all of Chad's bitching and belittling the position, I really have to think a sizable portion of the current audience, and most to all of the potential audience, those that might give one random episode a shot, do not care about the peanut gallery. That especially includes the incest cycle of talking about the show-about-the-show on the "big show". I thought Dukes wasn't going to listen any more.


snakeinthegrass Wrote:
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> That show went straight downhill. First 25-30
> minutes were great, the rally the horde stuff was
> just miserable.

Or "Willem" Dafoe...

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Hypocritical Grammar Nazi Dukes will grill you when you misuse your and you're or their, they're, and there; but don't call him out on HIS mistakes.
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So I guess you can add Miss Grammar Girl to the list of Chad Dukes’ personas to the never ending list.

http://grammar.quickanddirtytips.com/
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snakeinthegrass Wrote:
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> That show went straight downhill. First 25-30
> minutes were great, the rally the horde stuff was
> just miserable.


Agreed. The story about Drab signing up to go on the doggy cruise was hilarious (hence the "Yappie Hour" title) and they should have gone into it more.

Yeah, but talking about RTH seems to entertain only the guys in the room.

Dukes is doing the show alone today. It seems there is no Lavar. Who knows where he is....maybe somebody here can clear up as to what Lavar is up to today or Lavar himself can answer if he's reading.

Did anyone get the swarmy vibe from Dicksmokehand? like he's a passive aggressive coward, I think I'm done listening for good, Insecurities and keeping a bunch of no name gloms is the reason why they are not successful

AJM Wrote:
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> Hypocritical Grammar Nazi Dukes will grill you
> when you misuse your and you're or their, they're,
> and there; but don't call him out on HIS mistakes.

Makes me want to join FB so I can respond to posts like that with "I don't know, does doing the same thing make you feel better Chad?"

His ignorance of his own behavior kind of reminds me of their portrayal of "Nayte" as this guy who does weird stuff and has no recognition of it.

Correcting others is dumb, unless Chad does it.

Some may say if you grew up in No.VA but think you are "country", you are a poser. Not Chad. He is free to wear overalls and cowboy hats because he listens to country music now. That is now "real music" by the way. People who dress other ways are stupid.

Apple products and iPhones stink, until Chad buys one.

Chads actually doing a good segment now.

TheTruthIs Wrote:
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> Did anyone get the swarmy vibe from Dicksmokehand?
> like he's a passive aggressive coward, I think I'm
> done listening for good, Insecurities and keeping
> a bunch of no name gloms is the reason why they
> are not successful


He just tries to make sure his opinion is in line with Chad's on every single subject.

TheTruthIs Wrote:
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> Did anyone get the swarmy vibe from Dicksmokehand?
> like he's a passive aggressive coward, I think I'm
> done listening for good, Insecurities and keeping
> a bunch of no name gloms is the reason why they
> are not successful


What is with the absolute necessity for having every person on the show have a stupid fucking nickname?!?!

I Just Don't Get It Wrote:
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> TheTruthIs Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Did anyone get the swarmy vibe from
> Dicksmokehand?
> > like he's a passive aggressive coward, I think
> I'm
> > done listening for good, Insecurities and
> keeping
> > a bunch of no name gloms is the reason why they
> > are not successful
>
>
> What is with the absolute necessity for having
> every person on the show have a stupid fucking
> nickname?!?!


Because it makes Chad feel important and powerful.

TheNorthman Wrote:
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> Chads actually doing a good segment now.


Did he come out of the closet? Because THAT would be "radio gold"!

What is with the absolute necessity for posting such a stupid rhetorical question?!?!

Oh, you get it just fine Wrote:
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> What is with the absolute necessity for posting
> such a stupid rhetorical question?!?!


What a quality comeback! I think you'll find the old farts and queers over at DCRTV more your liking, cuntsniff.

As soon as I get done fucking you up at the ass, I'll check out DCRTV.

I'm here, I'm queer, and Well DAMN is going to deal with it. All 11 inches of it.

Chad Dukes Wrote:
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> This man's apperance is unacceptable. If he were
> wearing cowboy boots and a wrestling t-shirt, that
> would be ok.


this is coming from a person who wears overalls and a cowboy hat, who poses with a wrestling belt, damn it's sad he does not see it.

Wearing overalls is in right now. It's a very fresh look. Once again, Chad Dukes is showing that he's ahead of the cultural curve.

-The Northman

Dude! You got one!!!! Congrats!

Any mention of how two Ford Focus Dukes became one Ford Fiesta Dukes?

big dummy Wrote:
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> Chad Dukes Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > This man's apperance is unacceptable. If he
> were
> > wearing cowboy boots and a wrestling t-shirt,
> that
> > would be ok.
>
>
> this is coming from a person who wears overalls
> and a cowboy hat, who poses with a wrestling belt,
> damn it's sad he does not see it.



Does anyone here remember Backstreet Dukes? On the WJFK show, Chad once described, when he was 20 or so, he colored his hair and went out to clubs in DC in a white sport jacket with rolled up sleeves. I believe he said he was into the Backstreet Boys or NSYNC at the time. (I could be getting some details wrong.)

I kept that image in my head when I've looked at Wrestler Dukes with his WWF belt... or Cowboy/Redneck Dukes... or Cornrows Dukes... etc.

WM

War Machine Wrote:
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> big dummy Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Chad Dukes Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > This man's apperance is unacceptable. If he
> > were
> > > wearing cowboy boots and a wrestling t-shirt,
> > that
> > > would be ok.
> >
> >
> > this is coming from a person who wears overalls
> > and a cowboy hat, who poses with a wrestling
> belt,
> > damn it's sad he does not see it.
>
>
>
> Does anyone here remember Backstreet Dukes? On the
> WJFK show, Chad once described, when he was 20 or
> so, he colored his hair and went out to clubs in
> DC in a white sport jacket with rolled up sleeves.
> I believe he said he was into the Backstreet Boys
> or NSYNC at the time. (I could be getting some
> details wrong.)
>
> I kept that image in my head when I've looked at
> Wrestler Dukes with his WWF belt... or
> Cowboy/Redneck Dukes... or Cornrows Dukes... etc.
>
> WM

Yes, he described practicing dance moves on his own. It was classic BOAD, back when Dukes was entertaining.

I'm sick of people always shitting on the Backstreet Boys. They made a lot of really good music back in the day. As a matter of fact, my boyfriend and I still enjoy listening to them, especially whenever we're cooking creamy chocolate scones.

Ever notice that Chad is turning into LFF?

so not interesting
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I'm sorry the truth hurts your feelings...

Based on the Northman's recent posts, I can only assume that he doesn't have any close friends who went through years of IVF to conceive, all the while filling him in with all the procedural details in excruciating detail because he was the only person they knew with a doctoral level of understanding of biology.

And here comes the guys posting giant page sized pictures. This thread is practically the same as the MOM thread at this point. People pointing out the show pretty much sucks due to one person in particular and the few fans or trolls going nuts.

The only difference is that we don't have a fucking psychotic stalker like WTL.

Thanks to Twitter over the weekend I got to see that the Dukes Burger costs $12.99. That doesn't include fries or a drink. I guess I can cross BGR off my list of places to ever step foot into. I can't imagine the BGR burger is so good it is worthy of being twice the price of any other burger joint.

Also Chad asked people for the 100th time to follow Rob Stark on Twitter, since we are all apparently itching to take a look inside the life of a pizza delivery guy who watches professional wrestling.

Hey, another shooting, this time at Texas A & M University. I wonder if Chad will use this as yet another occasion to celebrate guns.

Fuck Fuck Fuckity fuck the fucking NRA. And fuck Chad Dukes for supporting the NRA.

Fuck Chad Dukes up the ass Wrote:
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> Hey, another shooting, this time at Texas A & M
> University. I wonder if Chad will use this as yet
> another occasion to celebrate guns.
>
> Fuck Fuck Fuckity fuck the fucking NRA. And fuck
> Chad Dukes for supporting the NRA.


What does that have to do with the gun laws in Virginia, where Chad (and everyone else here) resides?

Big Timer Wrote:
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> Thanks to Twitter over the weekend I got to see
> that the Dukes Burger costs $12.99. That doesn't
> include fries or a drink. I guess I can cross BGR
> off my list of places to ever step foot into. I
> can't imagine the BGR burger is so good it is
> worthy of being twice the price of any other
> burger joint.
>
> Also Chad asked people for the 100th time to
> follow Rob Stark on Twitter, since we are all
> apparently itching to take a look inside the life
> of a pizza delivery guy who watches professional
> wrestling.

The burger isn't that great. Even the regular BGR burgers with just cheese end up being a giant mess. The fries are actually pretty good there, and you get nearly a pizza-pan full of them. The most irritating thing about that place is the 12 or 16oz soda cups you get for 2 and change. You have to get up twice once you start eating. Cheeseburger fries and a soda is 10 bucks from 11-2 M-F but any other time of day go anywhere else.

you twats do realize that $2 of Dukes burger goes to charity, right? Fucking cheapskates.

Because 106.7 the fan asked for it (and I loooooooove them!!!), I went to BGR and got the Dukes burger. It was delicious. Two days later, I got the Lavar burger. I'm not really into chicken bones or watermelon on my burger, so I voted for Chad's burger.

Long live sports talk radio!

Your idiotic racist remark notwithstanding, I would eat a Chad Dukes burger. And no, I'm not talking about a sandwich.

Fuck Chad Dukes up the ass Wrote:
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> Hey, another shooting, this time at Texas A & M
> University. I wonder if Chad will use this as yet
> another occasion to celebrate guns.
>
> Fuck Fuck Fuckity fuck the fucking NRA. And fuck
> Chad Dukes for supporting the NRA.


Everyone just ignore this stupid statement.


Really out of everything chad does his support of the NRA or saying he does is what bothers you.

Im not even going to get into how dumb you comment on guns is

You're not going to get into it because you can't defend yourself. Guns suck. People who own guns suck. And our homicide rate in the U.S. sucks. I fucking hate the NRA and their bullying lobyists, and I hate Chad Dukes for his support of that shitty organization.

Fuck Chad Dukes Up the Ass Wrote:
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> You're not going to get into it because you can't
> defend yourself. Guns suck. People who own guns
> suck. And our homicide rate in the U.S. sucks. I
> fucking hate the NRA and their bullying lobyists,
> and I hate Chad Dukes for his support of that
> shitty organization.

The homicide rate in Russia is 5 times that of the United States. Go preach over there, commie.

Fuck_the_Northman Wrote:
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> Your idiotic racist remark notwithstanding, I
> would eat a Chad Dukes burger. And no, I'm not
> talking about a sandwich.


Sweet, I finally got my own clone!

And ours is twice as high as Spain, England, Canada, Australia, Germany, Japan, etc. And I'm not going anywhere. The USA is my country and I want guns out of it.

Are you also one of those people who wants drugs legalized?

You know, the ones who point out that despite drugs being illegal just about any idiot who goes "Hmm, I want some drugs" can probably within a short bit of time manage to find some?

We can't keep pot from being sold in this country, but we're magically going to keep guns from getting in the hands of criminals because we ban their sales?

Fuck Chad Dukes Up the Ass Wrote:
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> You're not going to get into it because you can't
> defend yourself. Guns suck. People who own guns
> suck. And our homicide rate in the U.S. sucks. I
> fucking hate the NRA and their bullying lobyists,
> and I hate Chad Dukes for his support of that
> shitty organization.


Im not getting into it because you are an idiot. You have no idea about actual facts and hopefully I just trolling

Which facts did I get wrong? That the U.S. homicide rate is twice that of Spain, England, Canada, Australia, Germany, Japan, etc.? You are right, I guess, because it is actually more than twice the rate for many of those countries.

And the cartoon is idiotic. If you made guns illegal, and then sentenced anyone with a gun to 20 years, then people, even many criminals, would give up their guns quickly. Do you honestly want to argue that our homicide rate wouldn't go down if we did this? So what's more important, your right to own a gun, or significant decrease in the homicide rate in this country?

Fuck Chad Dukes Up the Ass Wrote:
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> Which facts did I get wrong? That the U.S.
> homicide rate is twice that of Spain, England,
> Canada, Australia, Germany, Japan, etc.? You are
> right, I guess, because it is actually more than
> twice the rate for many of those countries.
>
> And the cartoon is idiotic. If you made guns
> illegal, and then sentenced anyone with a gun to
> 20 years, then people, even many criminals, would
> give up their guns quickly. Do you honestly want
> to argue that our homicide rate wouldn't go down
> if we did this? So what's more important, your
> right to own a gun, or significant decrease in
> the homicide rate in this country?

They've tried that. It is called Chicago and Washington DC. The experiment has failed.

We've made murder a crime punishable by death, but people still kill. What is worth than the prospect of being put to death? Lunatics and criminals still don't care.

Guns crimes already are prosecuted vigorously, especially in areas with strict gun laws. Look at Plaxico Burress. Victim-less crime unless you count him, but he spent more time in the can than some violent criminals.

Banning guns doesn't change much for the law abiding citizen, other than taking away one way they can defend themselves from those looking to harm them.

For the sake of your argument, let us say we live in a no gun utopia where the new ban results in every single gun getting taken off the street. Responsible, legal gun owners and illegal gun toting thugs all do their civic duty and turn their firearms in (because that will happen).

Guess what? Lunatics will still find ways to kill people. Criminals will still find ways to intimidate or harm the innocent, or their rivals. Maybe you made it slightly more difficult. The Batman shooter had bombs too. Even without guns he was ready to take some people out. What is your plan now? Eliminate all bomb making materials? No more petroleum distillates?

For the record I don't support the NRA because they ditched the Second Amendment as their main cause to become a wing of the GOP as a whole, and I can't support the main GOP.

Big o and dukes just announced a show in baltimore. The boys made a bet as to whether or not the show will sell out. If it does happen to sell out, Chad will get "Oscar and Zohan" tattooed on his ass.

Needless to say, I just bought my ticket. If you guys are there, come over and say hello. I'll be wearing a t-shirt that says "The Northman," and I'll be giving uncovered bjs in the bathroom before the show.

Fuck Chad Dukes Up the Ass Wrote:
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> And the cartoon is idiotic. If you made guns
> illegal, and then sentenced anyone with a gun to
> 20 years, then people, even many criminals, would
> give up their guns quickly. Do you honestly want
> to argue that our homicide rate wouldn't go down
> if we did this? So what's more important, your
> right to own a gun, or significant decrease in
> the homicide rate in this country?

Right people that kill people with guns which is a capital offense would be deterred by 20 years in jail for having a gun?

Statements like that are why I will not have a serious conversation with you about this other then to point out how youre actually arguing against what youre trying to say.

Laughter Wrote:

> For the sake of your argument, let us say we live
> in a no gun utopia where the new ban results in
> every single gun getting taken off the street.
> Responsible, legal gun owners and illegal gun
> toting thugs all do their civic duty and turn
> their firearms in (because that will happen).
>
> Guess what? Lunatics will still find ways to kill
> people. Criminals will still find ways to
> intimidate or harm the innocent, or their rivals.
> Maybe you made it slightly more difficult. The
> Batman shooter had bombs too. Even without guns
> he was ready to take some people out. What is
> your plan now? Eliminate all bomb making
> materials? No more petroleum distillates?
>
> For the record I don't support the NRA because
> they ditched the Second Amendment as their main
> cause to become a wing of the GOP as a whole, and
> I can't support the main GOP.


Which is the fundamental flaw with the gun control argument. Anti gun groups assume the crime was caused because of the gun and not just carried out by the gun. The gun didnt cause anything to happen. It was a tool used by a murderer/rapist/insert violent crime here. If you take away the gun you just force them to use different weapons. Murder wasnt invented with the invention of the musket.

Not that it matters because you would never ever get rid of all the guns. Englands 10 times smaller and much easier to control what comes in and out and guess what theres still gun crime. People that dont obey thou shall not kill arent going to obey thou shall not own guns


This is actually more fun than discussing the show at this point

Fuck_the_Northman Wrote:
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> Big o and dukes just announced a show in
> baltimore. The boys made a bet as to whether or
> not the show will sell out. If it does happen to
> sell out, Chad will get "Oscar and Zohan" tattooed
> on his ass.
>
> Needless to say, I just bought my ticket. If you
> guys are there, come over and say hello. I'll be
> wearing a t-shirt that says "The Northman," and
> I'll be giving uncovered bjs in the bathroom
> before the show.


Wait for it! Chad is going to yell a lot and Oscar will nod with his eyes closed while trying to stifle a laugh...

Chad will also bring up Sven's hook-ups and exploit them for his own amusement!

Gold, Jerry, gold!

The worst part is I went to the back of my iPod and listened to about three hours of old BOAD, from 2007. They WERE great, but it is so sad to see how far they have sunk.

And Chad is SO turning into LFF, it isn't funny. Full credit to peekza.

Fuck_the_Northman Wrote:
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> Big o and dukes just announced a show in
> baltimore. The boys made a bet as to whether or
> not the show will sell out. If it does happen to
> sell out, Chad will get "Oscar and Zohan" tattooed
> on his ass.
>
> Needless to say, I just bought my ticket. If you
> guys are there, come over and say hello. I'll be
> wearing a t-shirt that says "The Northman," and
> I'll be giving uncovered bjs in the bathroom
> before

Be sure to takes pictures so Chad can post them on his twitter feed. And if it's not too much to ask, Fuck_the_Northman, maybe you could post some here for the fans!

In all seriousness, I think you've stumbled onto some radio gold here. I'm willing to bet BOAD will devote at LEAST a segment to covering the 'uncovered bjs' in the bathroom bit. Between Chad getting a tattoo on his ass and now this, it seems as if we finally have some fresh, riveting and edgy material to look forward to...definitely a much needed change of pace from the 'blow and go' bits which have grown a tad stale, to say the least.

Thanks for idea Fuck_the_Northman, and of course, thanks for sharing it here first!!

Welcome to the thread, pal!

.



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Fuck_the_Northman Wrote:
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> Big o and dukes just announced a show in
> baltimore. The boys made a bet as to whether or
> not the show will sell out. If it does happen to
> sell out, Chad will get "Oscar and Zohan" tattooed
> on his ass.
>
> Needless to say, I just bought my ticket. If you
> guys are there, come over and say hello. I'll be
> wearing a t-shirt that says "The Northman," and
> I'll be giving uncovered bjs in the bathroom
> before the show.


Chad backs out on all of these deals though.

He won't back out of this one, though, because he knows he'll get a bj from the Northman in the bathroom.

Hey Northman, after the show, you should come on this forum and tell us all how Chad's ass tastes.

Fuck_the_Northman Wrote:
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> He won't back out of this one, though, because he
> knows he'll get a bj from the Northman in the
> bathroom.
>
> Hey Northman, after the show, you should come on
> this forum and tell us all how Chad's ass tastes.


Hate to disappoint you there, guy… but I’ve never been to a BOAD appearance and I don’t plan on starting now.

And why do you keep trying to steer the subject of the thread towards gay intercourse, blow and goes and eating Chad out anyway?

Dukes……is that you impersonating me?

Unfortunately Fuck_the_Northman, you are not nearly as cool as Fuck Andrew Ryan was so I doubt I will be interacting with you anymore.

Yeah, I didn't want to say anything, but my guy was rather more creative...

Sorry, dude! You are being targeted by a dullard.

I'll bet you one ticket to the next BOAD show that you will, in fact, interact with me again, Northman. Of course, if you accept the bet, you lose the bet, and if you don't accept the bet, you are a coward.

Please motherfuckers, I'm just as good as Fuck Andrew Ryan; I just needed a little time to find my rhythym.

Fuck_the_Northman Wrote:
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> I'll bet you one ticket to the next BOAD show that
> you will, in fact, interact with me again,
> Northman. Of course, if you accept the bet, you
> lose the bet, and if you don't accept the bet, you
> are a coward.
>
> Please motherfuckers, I'm just as good as Fuck
> Andrew Ryan; I just needed a little time to find
> my rhythym.


Look, Fuck_the_Northman, I’ve been on this site for over 1 1/2 years and still 90+% of my posts are irredeemably stupid, so I sympathize with you here, pal. I DO want to see you hit your stride and I am confident that people in this thread will work with you so you can become the next Fuck Andrew Ryan.

Your last post was considerably better, but there is still room for improvement. Unfortunately I am too busy with work to offer more constructive feedback but I will check this thread when I get home. Thanks for the effort, Fuck_the_Northman and good luck!



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Fuck Chad Dukes Up the Ass Wrote:
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> Which facts did I get wrong? That the U.S.
> homicide rate is twice that of Spain, England,
> Canada, Australia, Germany, Japan, etc.? You are
> right, I guess, because it is actually more than
> twice the rate for many of those countries.
>
> And the cartoon is idiotic. If you made guns
> illegal, and then sentenced anyone with a gun to
> 20 years, then people, even many criminals, would
> give up their guns quickly. Do you honestly want
> to argue that our homicide rate wouldn't go down
> if we did this? So what's more important, your
> right to own a gun, or significant decrease in
> the homicide rate in this country?

well for one thing, no I dont believe many criminals would just give up their guns. Any gun not rounded up will still be used at some point, and there is no guarantee that the cops will solve that gun crime, or retrieve the weapon even if they do find the culprit. Not only that, but are you seriously talking all guns, or just handguns? No more rifles or shotguns for hunters? No more bb guns? What about bows and arrows?

MY right to own a gun has absolutely no impact on the homicide rate in this country, unless someone comes into my home threatening my family.

Chad will never pay off the tattoo bet if the show doesnt sell out. They did a tattoo bet for Chad's weight loss years ago, and they were fired before the deadline, so there was the excuse to not have the tattoo done. Chad did a bet for losing a pinky-finger for his weight loss if he failed and they had the excuse of lawyers

getting involved and they couldnt do it. This bet will be no different. If the show doesnt sell out, Chad will come up with some excuse once again on how he cant pay off the bet. "My wife wont let me." is the excuse I would expect. The only bet he paid off before was the "Truffle Shuffle" bet where he had to do the Truffle

Shuffle on camera and post it on the internet if he failed. Chad always hated that video because so many people watched it on youtube. He must have contacted anyone that he could find that had an upload of that video online and had them remove it, because doing a quick search for it, I found nothing but removed

posts/videos on multiple websites. If anyone has a personal copy of the video or a site with that video available, never post that here because Chad wouldnt like it at all.

Nice spac

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breaks there,

Chunk.

Just kidding. And since you asked for it, here is that link:

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=fuck%20chunk

Anyone who has listened to the show for any amount of time knows Dukes won't get inked up for the show.

I haven't been listening (again), but I am surprised there isn't a large man on man element to this Baltimore live show. That is comedy gold right Dukes?

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Big picture hijacker poster is a really GOOD guy.

I still don't get the pictures. So they are hoping someone who googles big o and dukes and finds this thread won't be able to read the criticisms of the show because there are giant pictures of space? They will see giant pictures of space and think the show is dumb as hell.

Do you think anyone is still Googling "BOAD?"

All those Facebook posts where Chad insulted old fans who rediscovered the show?

I don't agree that the photographs are pointless. Take a look again at the second photograph, the one looking down on earth. Right there in the middle you'll notice Andrew Ryan's mom's vagina. Wow, you can see it even from outer space.

Pointing out when Chad is being an asshole seems to hit a nerve with the randos...



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It is probably Rob Stark at the pizza shop waiting for an order to come in, and between writing WWF fan fiction to send to Dukes.

The truth hurts Andrew...

I would like to pause my ongoing takes on the Northman, Andrew Ryan, and Andrew Ryan's mother ("no bitch, I'm not fucking you again. Now give me some money and get outta here") to make this important announcement:

Pastry Dan has a brilliant take of the Tastykake Lemon Cupcake. This might be the most important piece of food writing in the history of American literature. Don't miss out:

http://beerandpig.com/2012/08/pastrys-corner-tastykake-lemon-cupcake/

This thread is basically ruined with these dicks having a go northman and andrew ryans mother (who is seems everyone has had a go at). Just to fill you in on what is going on now on the show, they have put a new poll up on the website, vote for the fourth fav from the pean nut gallery. Dead Voice dan is actually leading it by some margin. Nobodys like Mezzodave and Bigrig even have votes. Its either been spoiled or the show really is lost if thats who people really want to hear about? I dunno. Thoughts? Who would you vote for? If any on that list. I say we all go on and ruin it, vote for the person with the lowest.

Fuck_the_Northman Wrote:
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> Pastry Dan has a brilliant take of the Tastykake
> Lemon Cupcake. This might be the most important
> piece of food writing in the history of American
> literature. Don't miss out:
>
> http://beerandpig.com/2012/08/pastrys-corner-tasty
> kake-lemon-cupcake/


Making references to america doesnt make it any less crappy of a piece. Out of all the places that sell pastries in the area really tastycakes is the best they could come up with? No to mention the description was basically that a lemon tastycake tastes like lemon, glad they were able to clear that up

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> This thread is basically ruined with these dicks
> having a go northman and andrew ryans mother (who
> is seems everyone has had a go at). Just to fill
> you in on what is going on now on the show, they
> have put a new poll up on the website, vote for
> the fourth fav from the pean nut gallery. Dead
> Voice dan is actually leading it by some margin.
> Nobodys like Mezzodave and Bigrig even have votes.
> Its either been spoiled or the show really is lost
> if thats who people really want to hear about? I
> dunno. Thoughts? Who would you vote for? If any on
> that list. I say we all go on and ruin it, vote
> for the person with the lowest.

I would vote for ChadIsFat and Fuck Andrew Ryan over anybody from the peanut gallery. This thread is the only link I've had to the show in months, other than listening to Drab sugar coat Chad's FB/Twitter behavior.

@Fuck_The_Northman: I'm most pleased to see that you seem to have hit your stride here. Keep up the good work!

I didn't vote in the poll but I did link it below and I even took a screen shot of it and added a few of my own thoughts on the subject....

http://poll.pollcode.com/6s96
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> This thread is basically ruined with these dicks
> having a go northman and andrew ryans mother (who
> is seems everyone has had a go at). Just to fill
> you in on what is going on now on the show, they
> have put a new poll up on the website, vote for
> the fourth fav from the pean nut gallery. Dead
> Voice dan is actually leading it by some margin.
> Nobodys like Mezzodave and Bigrig even have votes.
> Its either been spoiled or the show really is lost
> if thats who people really want to hear about? I
> dunno. Thoughts? Who would you vote for? If any on
> that list. I say we all go on and ruin it, vote
> for the person with the lowest.

Is the poll broken? I don't see the "None of the Above" option.

I guess if I had to choose one, it would be Dave since he actually tried to improve RTH. Creasy is vanilla in every way, which I guess isn't bad, but he certainly doesn't add anything.

Where is dave on the list?

Oh come on, Oscar has been sucking off Todd Moore since before Tech 411 started on terrestrial radio. You had to have heard of him at somepoint Northman. Though I'm sure you still don't give a fuck about him.

Slapnuts Wrote:
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> This thread is basically ruined with these dicks
> having a go northman and andrew ryans mother (who
> is seems everyone has had a go at). Just to fill
> you in on what is going on now on the show, they
> have put a new poll up on the website, vote for
> the fourth fav from the pean nut gallery. Dead
> Voice dan is actually leading it by some margin.
> Nobodys like Mezzodave and Bigrig even have votes.
> Its either been spoiled or the show really is lost
> if thats who people really want to hear about? I
> dunno. Thoughts? Who would you vote for? If any on
> that list. I say we all go on and ruin it, vote
> for the person with the lowest.

I'm not even sure who the fuck you are talking about. I think Dave is the guy who came here, right?

What in the fuck is a Bigrig or a blackout bruce? I've heard their names before but hell if I could even tell you a single thing about either of them.



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Jormand doesn't belong on that chart. He was never a hanger-on, and is way above the Dukes cult of personality.

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> Where is dave on the list?

I believe Dave is "Dildo Baggins", the name Dukes must have declared was his name, but no one actually uses. Kind of like "The Kid".

I also agree Jormand doesn't belong. Stephen from Belfast doesn't seem to be a hanger on either. If anything, he is the one guy Dukes wanted around but couldn't have. Dumb old Stephen decided to get married, find a life of his own, etc. He had other things to do than play ultimate frisbee and hang out with a guy who wished he could be Irish like him.

Thanks to the link here, I visited Beer and Pig for the first time. What a POS. The "Samuel Beckett’s Gastro Irish Pub" article lists Rob Stark as the author, but says in the piece that Ted Borris wrote it. The first two paragraphs led me to stop reading immediately. Such bad shtick and then it looks like someone is starting a research paper in 8th grade.


"You heard him first on the Beer & Pig Hogcast, but Ted Borris is quickly climbing to the top of the charts. From humble beginnings with appearances on multiple networked podcasts, Ted now eagerly takes a stab at treading water in the heavy seas of B&P! Teddy (he is unaware he is going to be Teddy now, but I can do things like this as Editor) took a trip to Samuel Becketts, an Irish Pub located in Arlington, Virginia. He had a few thoughts on the matter he wishes to share. Have at it Teddy (I really think this is going to stick!) …

***

Over the past 30 years, the County of Arlington, Virginia, has changed drastically. Since 1980, the County has increased its population by more than 60,000 residents. Moreover, the population density of the County exceeds 7,000 residents per square mile, making it the most dense county in the Commonwealth of Virginia, and, as of 2007, the median income per County family soared to an astonishing $127,179."

-This is supposed to be worth reading? Good lord. Stick to talking to Marcus from College Park Dukes.

The entire peanut gallery is ratings Kryptonite! And how many of them have multiple names that Chad uses in the same episode? Who knew Swagger Dan, Fat-Cap Creasy and Pastry Dan were the same loser? Or Blackout Bruce/Wobbleknee or Dick Smokehand/Piss Fishline? If you want people to pay, you need to entertain them...Not just list off names of rando losers in the next room...Radio Gold my ass...You would still be on the radio as BOaD if that were the case...

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>You would still be on the radio as
> BOaD if that were the case...

Exactly. If it was as good as he said he wouldnt have been shut down by EVERY station when his contract was up. Even AZ was saying no.

I'm voting for Pastry Dan. That guy is the Juan Rulfo of contemporary food writing. Oh wait, I forgot that dumbshit Andrew Ryan reads this. Sorry Ryan, I suppose you don't know much about mid-20th century Mexican literature. Well, here you go dumbass: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Juan_Rulfo

Hey Northman, glad to see you're still communicating with me. Hate to bring up that bet, but you owe me a BOAD ticket. How do you want to get it to me? If you are on the east coast, the easiest way would simply be to leave it with Andrew Ryan's mom after you finish with her. That way I can just get it directly from her. Bitch gonna wash my car (if you know what I mean...wink...wink).

Ahahahahahahahah!!! How the puppets dance when I clap! You do realize that those in the "inner circle" will be replaced when they disagree with "The Kid" over something as trivial as a side dish at a restaurant?

You scoff, "FTN?" Walk up to Chad and ask whatever became of "Big Dane" or "Othello" or even "Stahi" and watch his entire demeanor change. Whatever became of Chad's Ice-Box Mafia? It got so much better, it became... what, exactly? The Hangers-On? The Runners-Up? The Remoras?

@The_Northman, I hope to borrow a page out of Dukes' book and will not rest until this dickbag becomes the unofficial "FUCK ANDREW RYAN!" Not one wink!

I'm all out. -Chad Dukes, 2012

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> The entire peanut gallery is ratings Kryptonite!

No way dude, remember that one time that Dick Smokehand...

or that one time when Drunk Blaine...

or that one cool thing that Dan Creasy did, man that was a cool thing...

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Seriously though I could remember twenty Oscar/Drab stories off my head before I remember ONE story involving the Dukes Crew

Fuck_the_Northman Wrote:
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> I'm voting for Pastry Dan. That guy is the Juan
> Rulfo of contemporary food writing. Oh wait, I
> forgot that dumbshit Andrew Ryan reads this. Sorry
> Ryan, I suppose you don't know much about mid-20th
> century Mexican literature. Well, here you go
> dumbass: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Juan_Rulfo
>
> Hey Northman, glad to see you're still
> communicating with me. Hate to bring up that bet,
> but you owe me a BOAD ticket. How do you want to
> get it to me? If you are on the east coast, the
> easiest way would simply be to leave it with
> Andrew Ryan's mom after you finish with her. That
> way I can just get it directly from her. Bitch
> gonna wash my car (if you know what I
> mean...wink...wink).

lol!!!

Absolutely that work perfectly.

where is chad with the overalls and wrestling belt? What a fucking chote.

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> > Where is dave on the list?
>
> I believe Dave is "Dildo Baggins", the name Dukes
> must have declared was his name, but no one
> actually uses. Kind of like "The Kid".


Didlo Baggins is Dave? Ok then Dildo Baggins would get my vote if I were to actually cast one. Beua Schembeckler was actually pretty funny too. I don't really consider him part of the peanut gallery like Dick Smokehand or Creasy.

Beau actually was central on some pretty good segments when they were still terrestrial. Does anybody remember "Thirsty Thursdays" or Chad and Oscar always talking about Beau's sisters? Or him talking about how people in Atlanta have a lot "more moves" to their handshakes on the podcasts or when Chad went to the going away party and one of the "bro dogs" told Chad that he wasn't shit?

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> > TheNorthman Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Where is dave on the list?
> >
> > I believe Dave is "Dildo Baggins", the name
> Dukes
> > must have declared was his name, but no one
> > actually uses. Kind of like "The Kid".
>
>
> Didlo Baggins is Dave? Ok then Dildo Baggins
> would get my vote if I were to actually cast one.
> Beua Schembeckler was actually pretty funny too.
> I don't really consider him part of the peanut
> gallery like Dick Smokehand or Creasy.
>
> Beau actually was central on some pretty good
> segments when they were still terrestrial. Does
> anybody remember "Thirsty Thursdays" or Chad and
> Oscar always talking about Beau's sisters? Or him
> talking about how people in Atlanta have a lot
> "more moves" to their handshakes on the podcasts
> or when Chad went to the going away party and one
> of the "bro dogs" told Chad that he wasn't shit?

Yeah Beau was alright, but like Stephen from Belfast, he actually had ambitions other than hanging out with Chad. I'm surprised Chad didn't cut him loose after he dared to move to Atlanta for a better job.

i just jerked off to the picture of the spaceman. i wish chad dukes was in my house right now. we could jerk each other off and talk about Arby's roast beef subs.

Primetime Sam Roberts Wrote:
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> > Primetime Sam Roberts Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > TheNorthman Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > Where is dave on the list?
> > >
> > > I believe Dave is "Dildo Baggins", the name
> > Dukes
> > > must have declared was his name, but no one
> > > actually uses. Kind of like "The Kid".
> >
> >
> > Didlo Baggins is Dave? Ok then Dildo Baggins
> > would get my vote if I were to actually cast
> one.
> > Beua Schembeckler was actually pretty funny too.
>
> > I don't really consider him part of the peanut
> > gallery like Dick Smokehand or Creasy.
> >
> > Beau actually was central on some pretty good
> > segments when they were still terrestrial.
> Does
> > anybody remember "Thirsty Thursdays" or Chad
> and
> > Oscar always talking about Beau's sisters? Or
> him
> > talking about how people in Atlanta have a lot
> > "more moves" to their handshakes on the
> podcasts
> > or when Chad went to the going away party and
> one
> > of the "bro dogs" told Chad that he wasn't
> shit?
>
> Yeah Beau was alright, but like Stephen from
> Belfast, he actually had ambitions other than
> hanging out with Chad. I'm surprised Chad didn't
> cut him loose after he dared to move to Atlanta
> for a better job.

I thought Beau was cut off after the whole wrestlemania fiasco.