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smokers
Posted by:
petpeeve
()
Date: July 13, 2010 10:33AM
What's with people around here throwing cigarette butts out the car window instead of putting it out in their car's ashtrays? I've witness this all the time parking behind them at the lights.
These people are inconsiderate and are a drag on society as a whole.
These people are inconsiderate and are a drag on society as a whole.
Re: smokers
Posted by:
peter peever
()
Date: July 13, 2010 10:35AM
here is a support group for you:
http://www.fairfaxunderground.com/forum/read/2/221862/370886.html#msg-370886
http://www.fairfaxunderground.com/forum/read/2/221862/370886.html#msg-370886
Re: smokers
Posted by:
Bacon
()
Date: July 13, 2010 10:59AM
Yeah, I love driving behind them when they thrown them out the window and having them bounce up and off my car. It's great.
Re: smokers
Posted by:
Camel Joe
()
Date: July 13, 2010 11:10AM
havent you heard, cars dont come with cigarette lighters or ashtrays anymore. quite crying and keep driving.
Re: smokers
Posted by:
punny
()
Date: July 13, 2010 11:30AM
petpeeve Wrote:
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> What's with people around here throwing cigarette
> butts out the car window instead of putting it out
> in their car's ashtrays? I've witness this all
> the time parking behind them at the lights.
>
> These people are inconsiderate and are a drag on
> society as a whole.
I get it, "drag." Oh so funny.
I've actually had a cigarette fly into my window before; that was fun times. Burned a tiny hole on my sleeve then flew back out the window.
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> What's with people around here throwing cigarette
> butts out the car window instead of putting it out
> in their car's ashtrays? I've witness this all
> the time parking behind them at the lights.
>
> These people are inconsiderate and are a drag on
> society as a whole.
I get it, "drag." Oh so funny.
I've actually had a cigarette fly into my window before; that was fun times. Burned a tiny hole on my sleeve then flew back out the window.
Re: smokers
Posted by:
More Complete
()
Date: July 13, 2010 11:39AM
This only happens in Fairfax County. Awesome thread dumbass.
Re: smokers
Posted by:
Johnny Walker
()
Date: July 13, 2010 12:02PM
Bacon Wrote:
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> Yeah, I love driving behind them when they thrown
> them out the window and having them bounce up and
> off my car. It's great.
Honestly I've never had anything like this happen.
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> Yeah, I love driving behind them when they thrown
> them out the window and having them bounce up and
> off my car. It's great.
Honestly I've never had anything like this happen.
Re: smokers
Posted by:
Marlboro Man
()
Date: July 13, 2010 12:25PM
"I've actually had a cigarette fly into my window before;..."
That's only happened to me when it was my own cigarette (back when I smoked in 1990s).
That's only happened to me when it was my own cigarette (back when I smoked in 1990s).
Re: smokers
Posted by:
yea, i threw it on myself
()
Date: July 13, 2010 12:31PM
Marlboro Man Wrote:
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> "I've actually had a cigarette fly into my window
> before;..."
>
> That's only happened to me when it was my own
> cigarette (back when I smoked in 1990s).
It was from the passenger side of a car in the lane to the left of mine.
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> "I've actually had a cigarette fly into my window
> before;..."
>
> That's only happened to me when it was my own
> cigarette (back when I smoked in 1990s).
It was from the passenger side of a car in the lane to the left of mine.
Re: smokers
Posted by:
Soup
()
Date: July 13, 2010 12:31PM
You've had this happen because you don't drive a souped up Toyota two inches off the ground. Thats the only way I can imagine this happening but from now on I'm going to try and bounce my cigarette butts off peoples cars.
Re: smokers
Posted by:
SubPop
()
Date: July 13, 2010 10:09PM
petpeeve Wrote:
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> What's with people around here throwing cigarette
> butts out the car window instead of putting it out
> in their car's ashtrays? I've witness this all
> the time parking behind them at the lights.
>
> These people are inconsiderate and are a drag on
> society as a whole.
Well they are designed to be biodegradable...
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> What's with people around here throwing cigarette
> butts out the car window instead of putting it out
> in their car's ashtrays? I've witness this all
> the time parking behind them at the lights.
>
> These people are inconsiderate and are a drag on
> society as a whole.
Well they are designed to be biodegradable...
Re: smokers
Posted by:
L. Ittering
()
Date: July 13, 2010 10:40PM
Just think of all the revenue $$$ Fairfax County could accumulate if they pull smokers over for littering.
Re: smokers
Posted by:
Johnny Walker
()
Date: July 13, 2010 10:43PM
L. Ittering Wrote:
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> Just think of all the revenue $$$ Fairfax County
> could accumulate if they pull smokers over for
> littering.
I've heard they will sometimes if they see you throwing it out the window. It's one of their ways of catching drunk drivers. Gives them an excuse to stop a car that hasn't done anything obviously wrong. Never had it happen to me but like I said I have heard of it.
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> Just think of all the revenue $$$ Fairfax County
> could accumulate if they pull smokers over for
> littering.
I've heard they will sometimes if they see you throwing it out the window. It's one of their ways of catching drunk drivers. Gives them an excuse to stop a car that hasn't done anything obviously wrong. Never had it happen to me but like I said I have heard of it.
Re: smokers
Posted by:
ThePackLeader
()
Date: July 13, 2010 11:19PM
Johnny Walker Wrote:
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> L. Ittering Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Just think of all the revenue $$$ Fairfax
> County
> > could accumulate if they pull smokers over for
> > littering.
>
>
> I've heard they will sometimes if they see you
> throwing it out the window. It's one of their ways
> of catching drunk drivers. Gives them an excuse to
> stop a car that hasn't done anything obviously
> wrong. Never had it happen to me but like I said I
> have heard of it.
Um, yeah, you're wrong on the account that they "haven't done anything obviously wrong". First off, they're littering. Second, they can be charged with tossing an object at an occupied vehicle. Third, if there is a Fire Weather Watch or Warning, then you can also be charged with that regard.
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"And if any women or children get their legs torn off, or faces caved in, well, it's tough shit for them." -2LT. Bert Stiles, 505th, 339th (On Berlin Bombardier Mission, 1944).
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> L. Ittering Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Just think of all the revenue $$$ Fairfax
> County
> > could accumulate if they pull smokers over for
> > littering.
>
>
> I've heard they will sometimes if they see you
> throwing it out the window. It's one of their ways
> of catching drunk drivers. Gives them an excuse to
> stop a car that hasn't done anything obviously
> wrong. Never had it happen to me but like I said I
> have heard of it.
Um, yeah, you're wrong on the account that they "haven't done anything obviously wrong". First off, they're littering. Second, they can be charged with tossing an object at an occupied vehicle. Third, if there is a Fire Weather Watch or Warning, then you can also be charged with that regard.
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"And if any women or children get their legs torn off, or faces caved in, well, it's tough shit for them." -2LT. Bert Stiles, 505th, 339th (On Berlin Bombardier Mission, 1944).
Re: smokers
Posted by:
SubPop
()
Date: July 14, 2010 01:51PM
More non-smokers die everyday than those who smoke.
Re: smokers
Posted by:
irrelevant
()
Date: July 14, 2010 01:55PM
SubPop Wrote:
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> More non-smokers die everyday than those who
> smoke.
and more people with brown hair die everyday than those with red hair.
care to guess why?
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> More non-smokers die everyday than those who
> smoke.
and more people with brown hair die everyday than those with red hair.
care to guess why?
Re: smokers
Posted by:
SubPop
()
Date: July 14, 2010 02:00PM
Yea, Red Haired people exhibit healthier genetic traits as a whole.
Re: smokers
Posted by:
Troll@AOL
()
Date: July 14, 2010 02:29PM
When I get a ciggy thrown out of a car, and it hits my windshield, I always accelerate my car and get ahead of them and hold down the button for my windshield washer fluid. I've got a killer water resovoir on my non-earth friendly SUV that makes it look like an amusement park water ride when I look in the rear view mirror watching them with thier wipers on the HIGHEST setting desperately trying to clear thier view!. AND I DON'T STOP, TILL THEY SLOW DOWN AND ARE LIKE A QUARTER MILE BEHIND ME. It really is quite funny to see, I must say. And you know every ASSHOLE SMOKER I do this to knows EXACTLY WHY they are getting this treatment.
My oldschool buddy used to do something a little bit more funnier though. He owned a Black V8 Trans Am and would race people. He liked to pick on rice-burners alot. He turned his right washer nozzle to point the stream of water right instead of at the windshield, so as he muscled by them(usually right off the line with little four bangers) he was shooting a stream of water into the other lane, making it look like his car was pissing on thier car.
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"Why don't you LOSERS just pack your flower print DOUCHE BAGS
and get your stoopid @$$#$ THE FUCK OFF MY INTERNETZ!"
- 'philscamms' (the YT Watchdog) ; internet & YouTube® extraordinaire.
My oldschool buddy used to do something a little bit more funnier though. He owned a Black V8 Trans Am and would race people. He liked to pick on rice-burners alot. He turned his right washer nozzle to point the stream of water right instead of at the windshield, so as he muscled by them(usually right off the line with little four bangers) he was shooting a stream of water into the other lane, making it look like his car was pissing on thier car.
==================================================================================
"Why don't you LOSERS just pack your flower print DOUCHE BAGS
and get your stoopid @$$#$ THE FUCK OFF MY INTERNETZ!"
- 'philscamms' (the YT Watchdog) ; internet & YouTube® extraordinaire.
Re: smokers
Posted by:
Bill Clinton
()
Date: July 14, 2010 02:44PM
SubPop Wrote:
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> Yea, Red Haired people exhibit healthier genetic
> traits as a whole.
Close, but no cigar.
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> Yea, Red Haired people exhibit healthier genetic
> traits as a whole.
Close, but no cigar.
Re: smokers
Posted by:
More Complete
()
Date: July 14, 2010 03:30PM
Troll@AOL Wrote:
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> And you know every ASSHOLE SMOKER I do
> this to knows EXACTLY WHY they are getting this
> treatment.
Whenever someone does that to me I'm like "Hey free windshield wiper stuff! Awesome!" :-p
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> And you know every ASSHOLE SMOKER I do
> this to knows EXACTLY WHY they are getting this
> treatment.
Whenever someone does that to me I'm like "Hey free windshield wiper stuff! Awesome!" :-p
Re: smokers
Posted by:
Troll@AOL
()
Date: July 14, 2010 04:10PM
And the money you saved on windshield washerfluid, can be spent to buy another cigarette I guess.
Why try :'(
.
==================================================================================
"Why don't you LOSERS just pack your flower print DOUCHE BAGS
and get your stoopid @$$#$ THE FUCK OFF MY INTERNETZ!"
- 'philscamms' (the YT Watchdog) ; internet & YouTube® extraordinaire.
Why try :'(
.
==================================================================================
"Why don't you LOSERS just pack your flower print DOUCHE BAGS
and get your stoopid @$$#$ THE FUCK OFF MY INTERNETZ!"
- 'philscamms' (the YT Watchdog) ; internet & YouTube® extraordinaire.
Re: smokers
Posted by:
Johnny Walker
()
Date: July 14, 2010 04:14PM
ThePackLeader Wrote:
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> Johnny Walker Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > L. Ittering Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Just think of all the revenue $$$ Fairfax
> > County
> > > could accumulate if they pull smokers over
> for
> > > littering.
> >
> >
> > I've heard they will sometimes if they see you
> > throwing it out the window. It's one of their
> ways
> > of catching drunk drivers. Gives them an excuse
> to
> > stop a car that hasn't done anything obviously
> > wrong. Never had it happen to me but like I said
> I
> > have heard of it.
>
>
> Um, yeah, you're wrong on the account that they
> "haven't done anything obviously wrong". First
> off, they're littering. Second, they can be
> charged with tossing an object at an occupied
> vehicle. Third, if there is a Fire Weather Watch
> or Warning, then you can also be charged with that
> regard.
I didn't mean throwing the cigarette out of the car isn't something "wrong." I just meant it's not speeding or running a light or weaving or whatever other reason they might pull over someone for. Many people, like the poster I quoted, think that they won't pull people over for it. I was just saying they can and I've heard they do, and they particularly will do it when they want to check you out for something else, like whether you're drunk driving. In other words: they wouldn't necessarily often bother unless they are using it as a reason to check you out. I could be wrong about this it's just that's the context I understand it happens most in.
It's my fault. I worded it badly.
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> Johnny Walker Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > L. Ittering Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Just think of all the revenue $$$ Fairfax
> > County
> > > could accumulate if they pull smokers over
> for
> > > littering.
> >
> >
> > I've heard they will sometimes if they see you
> > throwing it out the window. It's one of their
> ways
> > of catching drunk drivers. Gives them an excuse
> to
> > stop a car that hasn't done anything obviously
> > wrong. Never had it happen to me but like I said
> I
> > have heard of it.
>
>
> Um, yeah, you're wrong on the account that they
> "haven't done anything obviously wrong". First
> off, they're littering. Second, they can be
> charged with tossing an object at an occupied
> vehicle. Third, if there is a Fire Weather Watch
> or Warning, then you can also be charged with that
> regard.
I didn't mean throwing the cigarette out of the car isn't something "wrong." I just meant it's not speeding or running a light or weaving or whatever other reason they might pull over someone for. Many people, like the poster I quoted, think that they won't pull people over for it. I was just saying they can and I've heard they do, and they particularly will do it when they want to check you out for something else, like whether you're drunk driving. In other words: they wouldn't necessarily often bother unless they are using it as a reason to check you out. I could be wrong about this it's just that's the context I understand it happens most in.
It's my fault. I worded it badly.
Re: smokers
Posted by:
Opa
()
Date: July 14, 2010 04:19PM
That doesn't piss me off nearly as much as somebody who pulls up along side me at light smoking and then hold the cigarette out their window about a foot from my window. Thanks for putting all the shit smoke in my car.
I don't smoke because it makes the car smell like shit. I certainly don't want your smoke in my car, keep that shit smell inside your dung heap smelling car!
I don't smoke because it makes the car smell like shit. I certainly don't want your smoke in my car, keep that shit smell inside your dung heap smelling car!
Re: smokers
Posted by:
smokey the bear
()
Date: July 14, 2010 04:55PM
A lot of newer cars don't have built in ashtrays because some people felt it promoted smoking. Though smokers be warned: it is illegal and especially on the highway there are extremely high fines! I would know!!
Re: smokers
Posted by:
Joe Camel
()
Date: July 15, 2010 08:47AM
@-Troll@AOL
you seem to have some built up frustration and have serious issues with road rage. You are probaly a small guy and gets your ass kicked on a daily basis therefore the only retaliation you have to to spray people with your windshield fluid. *clap What car do you drive and color so instead of flicking it on your windhsield i can just toss it in your backseat !
you seem to have some built up frustration and have serious issues with road rage. You are probaly a small guy and gets your ass kicked on a daily basis therefore the only retaliation you have to to spray people with your windshield fluid. *clap What car do you drive and color so instead of flicking it on your windhsield i can just toss it in your backseat !
Re: smokers
Posted by:
Opa
()
Date: July 15, 2010 08:50AM
smokey the bear Wrote:
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> A lot of newer cars don't have built in ashtrays
> because some people felt it promoted smoking.
> Though smokers be warned: it is illegal and
> especially on the highway there are extremely high
> fines! I would know!!
Thanks Smokey, that is the first reasonable explanation I've seen.
Only you!!!
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> A lot of newer cars don't have built in ashtrays
> because some people felt it promoted smoking.
> Though smokers be warned: it is illegal and
> especially on the highway there are extremely high
> fines! I would know!!
Thanks Smokey, that is the first reasonable explanation I've seen.
Only you!!!
Re: smokers
Posted by:
Harry Tuttle
()
Date: July 15, 2010 08:50AM
You win sexual innuendo of the day...
Joe Camel Wrote:
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> instead of flicking it on your windhsield i can
> just toss it in your backseat !
Signatures are for fags
Joe Camel Wrote:
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> instead of flicking it on your windhsield i can
> just toss it in your backseat !
Signatures are for fags
Re: smokers
Posted by:
Bacon
()
Date: July 15, 2010 09:09AM
Troll@AOL Wrote:
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> When I get a ciggy thrown out of a car, and it
> hits my windshield, I always accelerate my car and
> get ahead of them and hold down the button for my
> windshield washer fluid. I've got a killer water
> resovoir on my non-earth friendly SUV that makes
> it look like an amusement park water ride when I
> look in the rear view mirror watching them with
> thier wipers on the HIGHEST setting desperately
> trying to clear thier view!. AND I DON'T STOP,
> TILL THEY SLOW DOWN AND ARE LIKE A QUARTER MILE
> BEHIND ME. It really is quite funny to see, I
> must say. And you know every ASSHOLE SMOKER I do
> this to knows EXACTLY WHY they are getting this
> treatment.
>
> My oldschool buddy used to do something a little
> bit more funnier though. He owned a Black V8
> Trans Am and would race people. He liked to pick
> on rice-burners alot. He turned his right washer
> nozzle to point the stream of water right instead
> of at the windshield, so as he muscled by
> them(usually right off the line with little four
> bangers) he was shooting a stream of water into
> the other lane, making it look like his car was
> pissing on thier car.
Freakin hilarious! I'd love to see the reaction of the Ricer who gets sprayed by wiper fluid.
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> When I get a ciggy thrown out of a car, and it
> hits my windshield, I always accelerate my car and
> get ahead of them and hold down the button for my
> windshield washer fluid. I've got a killer water
> resovoir on my non-earth friendly SUV that makes
> it look like an amusement park water ride when I
> look in the rear view mirror watching them with
> thier wipers on the HIGHEST setting desperately
> trying to clear thier view!. AND I DON'T STOP,
> TILL THEY SLOW DOWN AND ARE LIKE A QUARTER MILE
> BEHIND ME. It really is quite funny to see, I
> must say. And you know every ASSHOLE SMOKER I do
> this to knows EXACTLY WHY they are getting this
> treatment.
>
> My oldschool buddy used to do something a little
> bit more funnier though. He owned a Black V8
> Trans Am and would race people. He liked to pick
> on rice-burners alot. He turned his right washer
> nozzle to point the stream of water right instead
> of at the windshield, so as he muscled by
> them(usually right off the line with little four
> bangers) he was shooting a stream of water into
> the other lane, making it look like his car was
> pissing on thier car.
Freakin hilarious! I'd love to see the reaction of the Ricer who gets sprayed by wiper fluid.
Re: smokers
Posted by:
westfieldjunkstarr
()
Date: July 15, 2010 11:32PM
my friends and I play a game while we are driving.
we try to throw lit cigarette butts into open windows.
Whoever gets the most in wins!
we try to throw lit cigarette butts into open windows.
Whoever gets the most in wins!