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Police speed traps
Posted by: Brian ()
Date: May 31, 2007 12:54PM

This is a list I have compiled of locations that I have seen so far.

http://maps.google.com/maps/ms?ie=UTF8&hl=en&msa=0&msid=115195319778716023173.0000011232b7d22e9eb88

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Re: Police speed traps
Posted by: SomeGuy ()
Date: May 31, 2007 01:10PM

Brian Lynch (name on google map) is posting a map of police speed traps/radar locations.

Name Brian Lynch also matches for 4 speeding tickets (and 2 "other" charges....)

Any coincidence there Brian?

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Re: Police speed traps
Posted by: Gravis ()
Date: May 31, 2007 01:13PM

lol! busted.


"the wisdom of the wise will perish, the intelligence of the intelligent will vanish."095042938540

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Re: Police speed traps
Posted by: ya ()
Date: May 31, 2007 01:37PM

HAH! To each his own...

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Re: Police speed traps
Posted by: El Mono Rojo ()
Date: May 31, 2007 02:26PM

http://www.elmonorojo.com/



Edited 2 time(s). Last edit at 06/09/2014 04:03PM by El Mono Rojo.

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Re: Police speed traps
Posted by: . ()
Date: May 31, 2007 02:42PM

Brian,

Are you the Brian Lynch with a pending reckless driving (95 MPH in a 55 zone) with a court date on 6/13? I may have to show up to court to watch that one. Make sure you bring a toothbrush with you to court!

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Re: Police speed traps
Posted by: bdimag ()
Date: May 31, 2007 03:15PM

ouch... 1 day in jail for every mile over 90.. 1/2 served...

and you just might get it in this case.. i had a 92 in a 65 and got nothing.. but you got 13mph on me...

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Re: Police speed traps
Posted by: Schrute ()
Date: May 31, 2007 03:47PM

This is the point in the post where all the trolls begin cop bashing. Let's see, will the first whiner claim that all cops are corrupt and out to get them? Or, will the first whiner go for the high road and just call all cops drunk racist murderers? I can't wait...

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Re: Police speed traps
Posted by: watcher ()
Date: May 31, 2007 03:52PM

I would be willing to make a bet that Gravis climbs out of her self-medicated hole and belches up some anti-police drivel, only to slither back in till the next time a chance to bash law enforcement rises up (which is about every 5 posts on this holster sniffing forum)

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Re: Police speed traps
Posted by: Creed ()
Date: May 31, 2007 03:57PM

Hey SomeGuy,

If you are going to play Jr. Detective, at least look at the matching ages. Those tickets aren't the same guy.

I realize you didn't implicitly say so, but it was implied.

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Re: Police speed traps
Posted by: bdimag ()
Date: May 31, 2007 04:07PM

Schrute.. for saying that I think you should get blamed if it does happen.

or were you actually doing it yourself, without actually doing it?

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Re: Police speed traps
Posted by: Brian ()
Date: May 31, 2007 04:21PM

there is more than one Brian Lynch

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Re: Police speed traps
Posted by: Schrute ()
Date: May 31, 2007 06:28PM

bdimag Wrote:
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> Schrute.. for saying that I think you should get
> blamed if it does happen.
>
> or were you actually doing it yourself, without
> actually doing it?


I am busy painting my office black in order to intimidate my subordinates...

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Re: Police speed traps
Posted by: hold em' ()
Date: May 31, 2007 07:43PM

I am glad when they run radar on burke centre parkway. Idiots daily do 70+ and there was a double fatality there not too long ago due to speeding. Too many kids crossing over to catch school buses and going to the pool. Yeah I know they are supposed to watch for cars but who can get out of the way of cars doing 70.

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Re: Police speed traps
Posted by: Richard ()
Date: May 31, 2007 08:42PM

Brian Wrote:
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> there is more than one Brian Lynch

No doubt, but you didn't answer the question. Which leads one to belive that you will soon be making a purchase of K-Y Jelly to take to court with you.

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Re: Police speed traps
Posted by: ya ()
Date: May 31, 2007 09:53PM

watcher Wrote:
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> I would be willing to make a bet that Gravis
> climbs out of her self-medicated hole and belches
> up some anti-police drivel, only to slither back
> in till the next time a chance to bash law
> enforcement rises up (which is about every 5 posts
> on this holster sniffing forum)

I dont like Gravis, but you sir are a cunt. Fuck the police, and yourself you fairfax county police loving ass kisser.

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Re: Police speed traps
Posted by: duh ()
Date: May 31, 2007 09:58PM

God I love radar. A month or two ago, this asshole in a Hummer behind me on Monument Dr was jockeying for position to beat me to the next red light....I'm doing 40 in a 35 zone, but that ain't fast enough for this fuckhead.

When he finally got a break from the guy in the other lane...he executed his NASCAR "slingshot" manuever....right into the waiting arms of a FCPD speed trap!

I made sure he saw me laughin out loud when I went by.

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Re: Police speed traps
Posted by: watcher ()
Date: June 01, 2007 06:48AM

"ya" - May I refer you back to one of your previous postings......

"Oh im so insulted by a couple of losers from fairfaxunderground.com. I like how all you little bitches stick together to defend your honor. Hahah you pathetic losers."

You are quite the little name-caller. Fortunately, high school gets out in a few weeks so you will have more time to post on this board soon. Unless you are going to summer camp, I suppose.

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Re: Police speed traps
Posted by: Schrute ()
Date: June 01, 2007 07:36AM

watcher Wrote:
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> "ya" - May I refer you back to one of your
> previous postings......
>
> "Oh im so insulted by a couple of losers from
> fairfaxunderground.com. I like how all you little
> bitches stick together to defend your honor. Hahah
> you pathetic losers."
>
> You are quite the little name-caller. Fortunately,
> high school gets out in a few weeks so you will
> have more time to post on this board soon. Unless
> you are going to summer camp, I suppose.

Ouch... I think the geeky word here is "Owned".
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Re: Police speed traps
Posted by: Gravis ()
Date: June 01, 2007 10:25AM

watcher Wrote:
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> I would be willing to make a bet that Gravis
> climbs out of her self-medicated hole and belches
> up some anti-police drivel, only to slither back
> in till the next time a chance to bash law
> enforcement rises up (which is about every 5 posts
> on this holster sniffing forum)


nein. the cops are not responsible for having to give out tickets so much as it's the county that wants the income. the fact that they do the speeder harvesting on only a few days of the month may be to a) maximize the amount of tickets they can give (as people may actually start going the limit if they were out everyday) and/or b) impede traffic less as people would seriously be pissed if the traffic was even more ass-slow every fucking day during rush-hour. however, some cops enjoys giving out tickets a bit too much. however, catching people speeding coming down a steep hill is a low blow. all hail the status quo.

i feel kinda bad for letting you down so ill try to make it up with this:

OMGWTFBBQ! PIGZ R TEH SUX0R!


"the wisdom of the wise will perish, the intelligence of the intelligent will vanish."095042938540

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Re: Police speed traps
Posted by: Ya ()
Date: June 01, 2007 11:35AM

watcher Wrote:
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> "ya" - May I refer you back to one of your
> previous postings......
>
> "Oh im so insulted by a couple of losers from
> fairfaxunderground.com. I like how all you little
> bitches stick together to defend your honor. Hahah
> you pathetic losers."
>
> You are quite the little name-caller. Fortunately,
> high school gets out in a few weeks so you will
> have more time to post on this board soon. Unless
> you are going to summer camp, I suppose.

Did you stroke a fairfax county police officer's dick while you wrote that? Get the other cock out of your mouth cause your not making any sense. I will have more time to post by the way, no summer camp here, would you rather we said these things to each other in person? Or are you to busy "watching" male porn with the Fairfax County police.

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Re: Police speed traps
Posted by: ya ()
Date: June 01, 2007 11:37AM

Gravis does have a point by the way....

"however, some cops enjoys giving out tickets a bit too much. however, catching people speeding coming down a steep hill is a low blow"

methinks Watcher is a cop or has law enforcement in his family so he must "defend his honor" himself just like ther underground heads

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Re: Police speed traps
Posted by: bdimag ()
Date: June 01, 2007 11:51AM

Man i wish i was as cool as Ya

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Re: Police speed traps
Posted by: watcher ()
Date: June 01, 2007 01:25PM

"ya"...when the argument deteriorates into homophobic attacks and schoolyard "let's meet up in person", the argument is officially over.

One last thing...your post

"Did you stroke a fairfax county police officer's dick while you wrote that? Get the other cock out of your mouth cause your not making any sense. I will have more time to post by the way, no summer camp here, would you rather we said these things to each other in person? Or are you to busy "watching" male porn with the Fairfax County police."...

It mentions male genitalia twice and male porn once, along with an offer to meet in person. You might want to double up on the meetings with your mental health practitioner to get those inner feelings unleashed. Be proud of what you are!

Good day, sir.

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Re: Police speed traps
Posted by: ya ()
Date: June 01, 2007 01:47PM

yep I pretty much figured you were only going to bring up the parts about the cock and what not, should I bring up the fact you mentioned schoolyard and summer camp in your posts? My inner feelings tell me your a pedophile

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Re: Police speed traps
Posted by: Schrute ()
Date: June 01, 2007 02:17PM

Ya, your efforts are fruitless. Surrender now and save face.
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Re: Police speed traps
Posted by: bdimag ()
Date: June 01, 2007 02:31PM

Its people like you, Watcher, who keep people like Ya in the closet and afraid.

"Be proud of what you are!" makes it sound like hes not a person anymore

Be pround of who you are, Ya!


:)

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Re: Police speed traps
Posted by: watcher ()
Date: June 01, 2007 06:05PM

bdimag, you are correct. I apologize. "ya" - Be proud of who you are!

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Re: Police speed traps
Posted by: ya ()
Date: June 02, 2007 12:24AM

shut up bitch.

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Re: Police speed traps
Posted by: Schrute ()
Date: June 02, 2007 09:58AM

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, or as Gravis would say: "ROFL LOL"

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Re: Police speed traps
Posted by: trogdor! ()
Date: June 02, 2007 06:26PM

There's one on 29 going East/West (depending on how they feel) right under the FFX Co. Parkway. Every morning/afternoon. It's 45 there....everyone does like 60.

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Re: Police speed traps
Posted by: Coolio ()
Date: June 05, 2007 06:23PM

I saw a speed trap on Soapstone Drive in Reston between Glade and Lawyers at the crosswalk. An officer with an unmarked "silver greenish" Dodge Intreprid. Kinda funny. He was ducking down in front of the car so it looked empty and then pops up to shoot.
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Re: Police speed traps
Posted by: Coolio ()
Date: June 07, 2007 06:35PM

I rolled through Reston tonight. Same spot on Soapstone and same unmarked car again tonight. Doing pretty good business too. Looked like the Officer had some old lady who was pissed.

Man people fly through that crosswalk like their trying to pick off walkers. I wonder if somebody got hit and that's why their ticketing now.

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Re: Police speed traps
Posted by: bdimag ()
Date: June 07, 2007 08:05PM

I would laugh so hard if the cop popped up real quick, holding a gun (radar, but still a gun) and whatever car he is trying to get freaks out like hell and swirves into another car to avoid being *shot*..

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Re: Police speed traps
Posted by: ffxn8v ()
Date: June 07, 2007 09:10PM

The whole region is under watch right now, as operation "Smooth Operator" has been put into effect this week.

Cars not typical for patrol are out and about, along with heavier than usual traffic patrolling.

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Re: Police speed traps
Posted by: duh ()
Date: June 07, 2007 09:20PM

I have run through several speed traps this week....what's that gizmo the cop is looking through...looked like binoculars. Is that some new kind of radar?

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Re: Police speed traps
Posted by: ffxn8v ()
Date: June 07, 2007 09:22PM

It is a laser gun. I hope this helps.

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Re: Police speed traps
Posted by: duh ()
Date: June 07, 2007 10:15PM

ffxn8v Wrote:
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> It is a laser gun. I hope this helps.


They need a tripod or something....holding one's arms up for hours looking through that thing would have to be tiring!

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Re: Police speed traps
Posted by: RESton Peace ()
Date: June 08, 2007 12:42AM

I don't mind "Operation Smooth Operator", as long as they make the cops listen to the song "Smooth Operator" for the duration of the shift during each day the program is run.

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Re: Police speed traps
Posted by: truthserum ()
Date: June 08, 2007 09:23AM

I'll take the bait:

absent significant and varied evidence to the contrary, all cops are mucho estupido!

having worked for two decades as an attorney with a clientele of social activists, i have watched cops arrest protesters, and then pull out their code books and search and search for something to charge.

other life experiences confirm to me the conclusion. i realize that there must be some small cadre of intelligent officers. i suspect that make up the ranks of investigative personnel, not rank and file flatfoots.

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Re: Police speed traps
Posted by: Ken ()
Date: June 08, 2007 10:05AM

And I have watched defense attorneys over the years whine to the police about not having enough money for a vacation and hoping the police would "drum up some business" for them.

I have also watched almost daily as attorneys have billed their clients full price while having 3 or 4 other clients AT THE SAME TIME in different courtrooms. Their clients are clueless as to the location of their own counsel while said counsel is supposed to be getting paid to defend them. Is that attorney providing the best defense possible? I think not.

The latter is the rule rather than the exception around our local courts. You tell me which is worse?

I think you had better clean up your own house first, counsellor, before casting stones.

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Re: Police speed traps
Posted by: For the love of ()
Date: September 02, 2019 06:52PM

Bumping

https://youtu.be/EopdBnhjUEE
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Re: Police speed traps
Posted by: Busted & ()
Date: September 02, 2019 07:19PM

Bump

https://youtu.be/ZrQ0VMHK0Ec
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