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Virginia's Strip Search Expectiations
Posted by: Criminal Conduct ()
Date: May 07, 2021 09:36AM

Read this exciting story about this guy who tried to hide drugs in his anus during a Police encounter in Alexandria.


http://courts.state.va.us/opinions/opnscvwp/1161113.pdf

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Re: Virginia's Strip Search Expectiations
Posted by: KUKJL ()
Date: May 07, 2021 11:48AM

I had this lady cop stop me in NY. We're on the Taconic near DJ Trump State Park. She was the 1st cop I ever saw on the Taconic. So I stop & she tells me to get out & gets behind me and tells me to walk. So I do & we're on this trail & it's at night. She's got her flashlight on. She tells me to stop, so I stop. Then she tells me to put my hands in the air, so I do. Then she comes up to me & starts unbuttoning my shirt & says it's time for a strip search. As she's dropping my trou, she laughs at my millimeter peter hardon. She tells me to take off my shoes & sox, so I do. Then she starts taking off her uni. She gets her bra and panties off & says "I hope you like eating pussy & you're good at it, cause if you're not, I'm giving you a ticket, but you're going to have bigger probs. in life with that little thing.

So she throws this blanket on the ground gets down on it, spreads 'em & snaps her fingers & points to her pussy & says "get busy". As it turns out, I am an expert on pussy eating, despite my young age, so I do what she says. 3 orgasms later, she gets up on her elbows & says "I'll let you go, but 1st I got to get a snack. She lays me on my back & sucks me off twice.

Then she tells me to get dressed & she does too. Then she escorts me back to my car and tells me to drive safely.

I drive that stretch of the Taconic a lot, but I haven't seen her since. Too bad.

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