You might be the single nigger mom of a lead poison fatality:
1. Niggers love watermelon colors so much.
Buy as many outfits that have that motif
2. Get a $200 weave when you make below $45k
3. Get a $50/week mani and pedi and if you get some theme on your fingernails-even better. Go for like a birthday theme with cakes and party hats. Too bad your kid can only attend via Ouija board.
4. Fuck scratch lottery, the shot that came out of your womb is your new jackpot
5. Multiple Kia cars on driveway
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