Re: Funny Craigslist Ad
Date: May 26, 2007 10:07AM
This chick is desperate!!!!
Big fan. I need one ticket to a Prairie Home Companion on the lawn and some people to sit with for Saturday. Willing to pay up to 30 dollars for the ticket. I can bring Fried Chicken (let me know if you want spicy, regular, or extra crispy), potato salad, and a strawberry shortcake for all of us to enjoy during the show. I am Female in mid 40's, blonde hair, 5'6', and will be wearing a Weight Watchers of Manassas blue sweat shirt and black knee length shorts so you can recognize me.
And then this:
Need four tickets to a Prairie Home Companion this Saturday, and Steely Dan in two weeks at Wolf Trap. I want lawn seats and can pay face value. I desperately want to sit on the lawn with approximately 6,000 others all with our blankets spread out and coolers full of food, beer and wine. I want to get to the shows by 4:00 PM so I can stake out a spot in the way back where I can not really see a thing on stage. I think it is cool to carry from my car, blankets, coolers, and short lawn chairs, to go and sit with 6,000 others on the ground. What I am going to do, severly raining or not, is get to the Prairie Home Companion and Steely Dan shows early, lay out my blanket on the lawn and munch on nachos, sandwiches, and potato chips, and drink wine from a box and argue with people who step on my blanket. That's fun. I love the lawn for completely sold out shows. I love it when everyone on the lawn stands up. Can you help me get four lawn seats to A Prairie Home Companion and Steely Dan? I will pay like $25.00 a ticket to sit so far back that not only I can't see the band, they cant see me! Otherwise, I will just have to hear the shows from outside the gate-outside the gate is not that much further from the stage than the lawn is at Wolf Trap, anyway.