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I have a confession
Posted by: Confessioner ()
Date: April 05, 2021 12:14PM

I'm 45, in great shape, and successful VP of a tech company. One of my best friends is 63 and he has a daughter who is 28. She is beautiful, excellent personality, athletic, educated, doesn't do social media, and has a great career already. Really, she's a total catch. And, of course, her boyfriend is an unemployed loser. In any event, it doesn't matter. She's the daughter of one of my great friends. I can tell that she is interested in me but that would destroy my friendship.

But I had a awesome sex dream about her last night. I have played around with plenty of women 23-25 years old but my buddy's daughter is definitely on a different level.

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Re: I have a confession
Posted by: cvcvcv ()
Date: April 05, 2021 01:14PM

I met a semi hot 23 year old at PJ Skidoos last week. She was showing me her insta and all the dudes following her and dming her and she laughed about the beta guys as her friends who try to get with her. I pretended to give a shit and she left with me to my place. Girls just want to feel important. Its a weakness just shut up nod your head and agree or pretend to understand and they will give you free vag

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Re: I have a confession
Posted by: Understand ? ()
Date: April 05, 2021 01:52PM

I bought a pound of swiss cheese at Wegman's last week, and ate 2 slices of it on rye bread with mustard and a pickle.

Get the true meaning?

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Re: I have a confession
Posted by: My. Confession ()
Date: April 05, 2021 01:55PM

I'm a 50 year old neck beard. I'm bald and I have man tits. I collect unemployment so I have plenty of time in my day to blaze bud and play video games. I have a crush on my pot dealers daughter. She's 21 and hot but finds me absolutely gross I'm sure.

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Re: I have a confession
Posted by: jdxjegfgh ()
Date: April 05, 2021 02:30PM

Understand ? Wrote:
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> I bought a pound of swiss cheese at Wegman's last
> week, and ate 2 slices of it on rye bread with
> mustard and a pickle.
>
> Get the true meaning?

Yes, you like man on man butt sex

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Re: I have a confession
Posted by: Giver of Plus Ones ()
Date: April 05, 2021 02:46PM

jdxjegfgh Wrote:
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> Understand ? Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I bought a pound of swiss cheese at Wegman's
> last
> > week, and ate 2 slices of it on rye bread with
> > mustard and a pickle.
> >
> > Get the true meaning?
>
> Yes, you like man on man butt sex


+1

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Re: I have a confession
Posted by: Hupolohi ()
Date: April 05, 2021 06:26PM

This could be your future wife!

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Re: I have a confession
Posted by: WTWVK ()
Date: April 05, 2021 11:38PM

If you have a confession, go see a priest.

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Re: I have a confession
Posted by: Its A Liberal Life Style ()
Date: April 06, 2021 12:20PM

Not a confession


>"I'm a 50 year old neck beard. I'm bald and I have man tits. I collect unemployment so I have plenty of time in my day to blaze bud and play video games. I have a crush on my pot dealers daughter. She's 21 and hot but finds me absolutely gross I'm sure."

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Re: I have a confession
Posted by: Actually.... ()
Date: April 06, 2021 12:21PM

Its also a common liberals pipe dream , hence Democrat policies today

>I'm a 50 year old neck beard. I'm bald and I have man tits. I collect unemployment so I have plenty of time in my day to blaze bud and play video games. I have a crush on my pot dealers daughter. She's 21 and hot but finds me absolutely gross I'm sure.

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