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She seemed friendly and in my intoxicated state looked passable. Unfortunately I was alone with no friends to intervene. So we went to her place to fuck. It was a dingy trailer somewhere in bumfuck Chester. The place was a wreck and had a strong meth addict vibe to to it. Anyhow we got in bed and fucked. She felt loose as if mine was not the first dick up in there that night. I passed out and woke up a couple hours later. Like a coyote caught in a trap I would have gnawed my arm off to get out of there.
At first I couldn't find my wallet which now in retrospect is very suspicious. She dug around on the floor for a couple minutes and found it. Then she started asking for money. I couldnt believe she was serious but then she started talking about her bills and practically begging. I was going to give her a $20, but she literally ripped my wallet back and pulled out the $100 bill I keep for emergencies. At that point my flight instinct won out and I just said fuck it and hit the door. The bitch was a straight up prostitute.
I went home, got in my bed, and went to sleep. Big Mistake. A couple days later I scratched my balls and found a crab. I had to get the crab shampoo and burned my sheets. I have fucked my share of skanks in the past but this was a first and a lesson I won't forget.
Bottom line: Don't go to a trailer with a ho. Don't give them money. Always shower after any questionable encounters.
To get rid of crabs and bedbugs you need to wash everything in hot water and bleach. Hope you don't have carpet because that will have to be ripped up and burned.