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Sylvanna Bocook of Chester,VA gave me crabs
Posted by: Buyer Beware ()
Date: April 02, 2021 11:33PM

She seemed friendly and in my intoxicated state looked passable. Unfortunately I was alone with no friends to intervene. So we went to her place to fuck. It was a dingy trailer somewhere in bumfuck Chester. The place was a wreck and had a strong meth addict vibe to to it. Anyhow we got in bed and fucked. She felt loose as if mine was not the first dick up in there that night. I passed out and woke up a couple hours later. Like a coyote caught in a trap I would have gnawed my arm off to get out of there.

At first I couldn't find my wallet which now in retrospect is very suspicious. She dug around on the floor for a couple minutes and found it. Then she started asking for money. I couldnt believe she was serious but then she started talking about her bills and practically begging. I was going to give her a $20, but she literally ripped my wallet back and pulled out the $100 bill I keep for emergencies. At that point my flight instinct won out and I just said fuck it and hit the door. The bitch was a straight up prostitute.

I went home, got in my bed, and went to sleep. Big Mistake. A couple days later I scratched my balls and found a crab. I had to get the crab shampoo and burned my sheets. I have fucked my share of skanks in the past but this was a first and a lesson I won't forget.

Bottom line: Don't go to a trailer with a ho. Don't give them money. Always shower after any questionable encounters.

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Re: Sylvanna Bocook of Chester,VA gave me crabs
Posted by: Raid to the rescue ()
Date: April 03, 2021 08:47AM

To get rid of crabs and bedbugs you need to wash everything in hot water and bleach. Hope you don't have carpet because that will have to be ripped up and burned.

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Re: Sylvanna Bocook of Chester,VA gave me crabs
Posted by: Would peep do Sylvanna ()
Date: April 03, 2021 02:39PM

I mean hypothetically

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Re: Sylvanna Bocook of Chester,VA gave me crabs
Posted by: the question ()
Date: April 03, 2021 11:23PM

Would peep do Sylvanna Wrote:
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> I mean hypothetically

Peep or Brian....

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Re: Sylvanna Bocook of Chester,VA gave me crabs
Posted by: Other way around ()
Date: April 04, 2021 07:15PM

Eesh, we know you gave crabs to TS Sylvanna, she/he didn't give them to you.

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Re: Sylvanna Bocook of Chester,VA gave me crabs
Posted by: TJ "peep"Sadler likes ()
Date: April 04, 2021 09:06PM

Crabs

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Re: Sylvanna Bocook of Chester,VA gave me crabs
Posted by: The Dude... ()
Date: April 04, 2021 10:13PM

Where the fuck is Chester VA and why do we give a fuck in Fairfax County?

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Re: Sylvanna Bocook of Chester,VA gave me crabs
Posted by: prostitute ()
Date: April 05, 2021 09:17AM

Apparently she is some whore in Chesterfield County

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Re: Sylvanna Bocook of Chester,VA gave me crabs
Posted by: there was something in the paper ()
Date: April 05, 2021 03:45PM

about a prostitute getting kilt. Is she still alive?

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Re: Sylvanna Bocook of Chester,VA gave me crabs
Posted by: must have been some other hoe ()
Date: April 05, 2021 05:01PM

It wasn't this one

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Re: Sylvanna Bocook of Chester,VA gave me crabs
Posted by: could have been worse ()
Date: April 05, 2021 09:55PM

Crabs are a bitch but bedbugs are worse.

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Re: Sylvanna Bocook of Chester,VA gave me crabs
Posted by: Bob bitchin ()
Date: April 06, 2021 05:55AM

Take a hot shower and steam ‘em

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Re: Sylvanna Bocook of Chester,VA gave me crabs
Posted by: Hugh Chardon ()
Date: April 07, 2021 07:01PM

You could call Aptiva, the pest control company for your infestation

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