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Why Beep-Lock Your Car at Home???
Posted by: Whythenonsense? ()
Date: March 30, 2021 05:45PM

Why do my neighbors beep their car 2-3 times to lock it? It is so rude. Can’t they lock their fucking car quietly like everyone else? Are they just stupid? Maybe I should have pity on them rather than smacking them on the backside of their head.

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Re: Why Beep-Lock Your Car at Home???
Posted by: Always Do ()
Date: March 30, 2021 06:03PM

I always hit the lock button several times. If you were up before noon, it wouldn't be a problem for you.

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Re: Why Beep-Lock Your Car at Home???
Posted by: Selfishbitch ()
Date: March 30, 2021 06:06PM

Why? You can’t lock your door without hearing it beep 2-3 times? Are you retarded?

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Re: Why Beep-Lock Your Car at Home???
Posted by: Let’s the niggers know the car’s ()
Date: March 30, 2021 06:09PM

locked. Nobody want’s to shoot a nigger during a chimp out because you asked them to stop stealing out of your car, niggers suck, triple beep make sure your car’s locked.

https://youtu.be/vNG47nRQJwE

https://youtu.be/cN7ULgLBEec
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Re: Why Beep-Lock Your Car at Home???
Posted by: mu6hw ()
Date: March 30, 2021 07:46PM

Whythenonsense? Wrote:
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> Why do my neighbors beep their car 2-3 times to
> lock it? It is so rude. Can’t they lock their
> fucking car quietly like everyone else? Are they
> just stupid? Maybe I should have pity on them
> rather than smacking them on the backside of their
> head.


Because that is what indicates you have activated the alarm you jackass. You probably complain about lawn mowers, leaf blowers, snow blowers, kids running around screaming while playing, the ice cream truck truck driving by, ambulances and fire engines, dogs barking and birds chirping.

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Re: Why Beep-Lock Your Car at Home???
Posted by: Get out of the slums ()
Date: March 30, 2021 08:23PM

What kind of ghetto do you live in? In have never locked any of my cars in nearly 30 years, and the keys are usually in the ignition. My house is usually unlocked also, unless I'm away for a week or more.

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Re: Why Beep-Lock Your Car at Home???
Posted by: u3xvj ()
Date: March 30, 2021 08:54PM

Get out of the slums Wrote:
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> What kind of ghetto do you live in? In have never
> locked any of my cars in nearly 30 years, and the
> keys are usually in the ignition. My house is
> usually unlocked also, unless I'm away for a week
> or more.


Liar

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Re: Why Beep-Lock Your Car at Home???
Posted by: nother beeper ()
Date: March 30, 2021 09:01PM

You can turn the beep off.

Beepers are assholes.

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Re: Why Beep-Lock Your Car at Home???
Posted by: SelfishSOB ()
Date: March 30, 2021 09:26PM

mu6hw Wrote:
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> Whythenonsense? Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Why do my neighbors beep their car 2-3 times to
> > lock it? It is so rude. Can’t they lock
> their
> > fucking car quietly like everyone else? Are
> they
> > just stupid? Maybe I should have pity on them
> > rather than smacking them on the backside of
> their
> > head.
>
>
> Because that is what indicates you have activated
> the alarm you jackass. You probably complain about
> lawn mowers, leaf blowers, snow blowers, kids
> running around screaming while playing, the ice
> cream truck truck driving by, ambulances and fire
> engines, dogs barking and birds chirping.


No, Jackass.

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Re: Why Beep-Lock Your Car at Home???
Posted by: Clickclick ()
Date: March 30, 2021 09:29PM

Just lock quietly. You can hear the mechanism engage without alerting the neighbors that The Asshole is home.

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Re: Why Beep-Lock Your Car at Home???
Posted by: dat nigga woke ()
Date: March 30, 2021 10:04PM

Clickclick Wrote:
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> Just lock quietly. You can hear the mechanism
> engage without alerting the neighbors that The
> Asshole is home.

This ^^^^^^. Anyone still beeping is an asshole, but you probably live in a shitty area anyway.

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Re: Why Beep-Lock Your Car at Home???
Posted by: I have a beep lock & you don't!! ()
Date: March 30, 2021 11:08PM

Ya fuckin low class poverty pauper

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Re: Why Beep-Lock Your Car at Home???
Posted by: Boo fnhoo ()
Date: March 30, 2021 11:14PM

I sleep til 10. I don’t want to hear your anxiety ridden beep.stop beeping. Also, when locking your car to go to a store...stop beeping..you are annoying

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Re: Why Beep-Lock Your Car at Home???
Posted by: Justremember ()
Date: March 30, 2021 11:25PM

Boo fnhoo Wrote:
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> I sleep til 10. I don’t want to hear your
> anxiety ridden beep.stop beeping. Also, when
> locking your car to go to a store...stop
> beeping..you are annoying


^Thank you

The more fucking beeps it takes to lock your door, the stupider you are.

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Re: Why Beep-Lock Your Car at Home???
Posted by: PleaseSTFU ()
Date: March 31, 2021 08:48PM

Shhhhh. Stop the noise. Beeps are noise pollution.

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Re: Why Beep-Lock Your Car at Home???
Posted by: Just In Case ()
Date: March 31, 2021 10:00PM

Sometimes, if I wake up during the night, say between 1 and 3, I'll look out to see if anything's going on out front and will make sure the car is locked by hitting the button a few times. I keep my keys on the nightstand. The beeps reassure me that it is and I can go back to sleep knowing everything is secure. Sometimes I'll see if I can hit the button just right to get the beeps to play the Shave-And-A-Haircut-Two-Bits pattern. When it works it makes me smile.

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Re: Why Beep-Lock Your Car at Home???
Posted by: ya damn skippy ()
Date: March 31, 2021 10:26PM

This dude ^^^^^ No idea what color he is, but he is the definition of a nigger.

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Re: Why Beep-Lock Your Car at Home???
Posted by: ConcernedCitizen ()
Date: March 31, 2021 11:43PM

To let the minorities nearby know I locked my car.

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Re: Why Beep-Lock Your Car at Home???
Posted by: Ivan Pavlov ()
Date: April 01, 2021 10:29AM

Whythenonsense? Wrote:
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> Why do my neighbors beep their car 2-3 times to
> lock it? It is so rude. Can’t they lock their
> fucking car quietly like everyone else? Are they
> just stupid? Maybe I should have pity on them
> rather than smacking them on the backside of their
> head.


Beep locking your car/truck is racist. When people depress the lock button on the remote, they have an image of a person of color in their mind. The hope is when beeping multiple times, any POCs in the area will hear the beeps, and will be deterred from stealing the vehicle.
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Re: Why Beep-Lock Your Car at Home???
Posted by: No Beep - No Cry ()
Date: April 01, 2021 10:44AM

Most people have no idea how to turn off the beep.

And they don't want to learn how to turn off the beep.

These are the same people that don't know how to reset the clocks on their microwave ovens.

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Re: Why Beep-Lock Your Car at Home???
Posted by: actually... ()
Date: April 01, 2021 10:56AM

It's actually better to live in a neighborhood where there are no negros close enough to hear beeping or anything else.

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Re: Why Beep-Lock Your Car at Home???
Posted by: Bentiors ()
Date: April 05, 2021 12:47PM

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Re: Why Beep-Lock Your Car at Home???
Posted by: Stay Outta My Bizness ()
Date: April 05, 2021 07:06PM

No Beep - No Cry Wrote:
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> Most people have no idea how to turn off the beep.
>
> And they don't want to learn how to turn off the
> beep.
>
> These are the same people that don't know how to
> reset the clocks on their microwave ovens.


I don't want to turn off the beep. It tells me when the car is locked. That's what it's supposed to do. It's my car so why should that be of concern to anyone else? The more beeps the better I feel that it's secure.

And the clock on my VCR blinks 12:00 forever. It's in remembrance of Ernest Penfold who was instrumental in developing home recording technology. He died at 12:00 midnight.

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Re: Why Beep-Lock Your Car at Home???
Posted by: You’re A Nigger ()
Date: April 05, 2021 07:36PM

Whythenonsense? Wrote:
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> Why do my neighbors beep their car 2-3 times to
> lock it? It is so rude. Can’t they lock their
> fucking car quietly like everyone else? Are they
> just stupid? Maybe I should have pity on them
> rather than smacking them on the backside of their
> head.


That’s Why, two beeps for nigger neighbor.

https://youtu.be/rmadSGJCzo8

https://youtu.be/2-IHw6lVAy4
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