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Did anyone here actually storm the Capitol on Jan. 6?
Posted by: Red lion ()
Date: February 23, 2021 09:09AM

Tell us about it. What weapons did you bring? Did you urinAtte in the hall? Please post pics.

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Re: Did anyone here actually storm the Capitol on Jan. 6?
Posted by: EYEDX ()
Date: February 23, 2021 10:36AM

I was going to, but suddenly, I had to take a horrific crap. I grabbed 1 of those free newspapers, ran in the bushes, undid my pants, pulled them down & my underwear & let fly. The farts were so loud & it smelled so bad that even a couple of rats in the bushes died. I cleaned up as best as I could and washed my hands with the bottle of hand sanitizer I had in my pocket but I had to go home & take a shower after that, so I missed it. My Uber rating took a ding after I go t home, so I must of still smelled pretty bad.

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Re: Did anyone here actually storm the Capitol on Jan. 6?
Posted by: Diehard Republican ()
Date: February 23, 2021 11:14AM

I am a retired US Army Colonel who served twenty five years. When our Commander on Chief says to do something I do it. Yes I was there. Trump told us to fight and we fought.

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Re: Did anyone here actually storm the Capitol on Jan. 6?
Posted by: cocksucking libtard ()
Date: February 23, 2021 11:51AM

I dressed up as a redneck hillbilly and stormed the capitol just to frame all those horrible Trump supporters that look down on me for my love of illegals and my being a slave to black cock.

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Re: Did anyone here actually storm the Capitol on Jan. 6?
Posted by: Red lion ()
Date: February 23, 2021 12:30PM

Diehard Republican Wrote:
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> I am a retired US Army Colonel who served twenty
> five years. When our Commander on Chief says to do
> something I do it. Yes I was there. Trump told us
> to fight and we fought.


Nuremberg defense? Really?

Isn't there a chain of command for this type of thing?

It is not like the CoC asked you to hold an umbrella. You tried to demolish a branch of government, didnt you take an oath against doing what you did?

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Re: Did anyone here actually storm the Capitol on Jan. 6?
Posted by: 7KPYW ()
Date: February 23, 2021 12:52PM

Red lion Wrote:
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> Diehard Republican Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I am a retired US Army Colonel who served
> twenty
> > five years. When our Commander on Chief says to
> do
> > something I do it. Yes I was there. Trump told
> us
> > to fight and we fought.
>
>
> Nuremberg defense? Really?
>
> Isn't there a chain of command for this type of
> thing?
>
> It is not like the CoC asked you to hold an
> umbrella. You tried to demolish a branch of
> government, didnt you take an oath against doing
> what you did?

DAMM, Gerry, just HOW MANY sock puppets DO you NEED?

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Re: Did anyone here actually storm the Capitol on Jan. 6?
Posted by: ima desk jockey ()
Date: February 23, 2021 01:21PM

No way. There were hardly any masks and no proper social distancing during that riot. I watched it from the safety of my basement. It was fun!

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Re: Did anyone here actually storm the Capitol on Jan. 6?
Posted by: vacay in floriday ()
Date: February 23, 2021 03:19PM

i would have been at the rally, but on vacation in florida looking for another house in case the fags in nova turn virginia completely into a 3rd world shithole
waiting for the biden recession to drop prices in florida and then BAM !

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Re: Did anyone here actually storm the Capitol on Jan. 6?
Posted by: 45 ()
Date: February 23, 2021 03:31PM

I was going to but I took the coward's way out and watched on TV.

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Re: Did anyone here actually storm the Capitol on Jan. 6?
Posted by: Nhuy ()
Date: February 23, 2021 10:25PM

There was no insurrection...a small riot by Antifa planned in advanced..yes..the cop did not get killed by a fire extinguisher.. and Babbit was an actress..notice..no boo hooing family on tv? Who was the cop that shot her.

All staged in advanced..dont believe MSM

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Re: Did anyone here actually storm the Capitol on Jan. 6?
Posted by: peepee hoax ()
Date: February 24, 2021 05:36PM

I did! I left my phone at home. Rode a goodwill bike in. Wore a balaclava and nondescript clothing, also from goodwill. Paid cash. I peed all over Mitch McConnell's upholstery. It's mine now cause I peed on it. It's too late for the FBI to go looking for samples to compare to my great aunt's 23 and me account, I'm sure by now time and steam cleaning have degraded my genetic material sufficiently to prevent identification. The office is still mine though, until someone else pees in it. That's just how it works. I didn't write the rules.

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Re: Did anyone here actually storm the Capitol on Jan. 6?
Date: February 24, 2021 06:02PM

Nhuy Wrote:
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> There was no insurrection...a small riot by Antifa
> planned in advanced..yes..the cop did not get
> killed by a fire extinguisher.. and Babbit was an
> actress..notice..no boo hooing family on tv? Who
> was the cop that shot her.
>
> All staged in advanced..dont believe MSM


basically

pedophiles are dangerous people and will do anything not to get caught

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Re: Did anyone here actually storm the Capitol on Jan. 6?
Posted by: Stanley Steemer ()
Date: February 24, 2021 07:00PM

peepee hoax Wrote:
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> I did! I left my phone at home. Rode a goodwill
> bike in. Wore a balaclava and nondescript
> clothing, also from goodwill. Paid cash. I peed
> all over Mitch McConnell's upholstery. It's mine
> now cause I peed on it. It's too late for the FBI
> to go looking for samples to compare to my great
> aunt's 23 and me account, I'm sure by now time and
> steam cleaning have degraded my genetic material
> sufficiently to prevent identification. The office
> is still mine though, until someone else pees in
> it. That's just how it works. I didn't write the
> rules.

Your certified cleaner!

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Re: Did anyone here actually storm the Capitol on Jan. 6?
Posted by: Mitchell Drebin ()
Date: February 24, 2021 07:29PM

You did then you were the laughing stock of the nation. Even your deity Trump disowned you in public.

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Re: Did anyone here actually storm the Capitol on Jan. 6?
Posted by: Ok I lied a little ()
Date: February 24, 2021 07:29PM

peepee hoax Wrote:
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> I did! I left my phone at home. Rode a goodwill
> bike in. Wore a balaclava and nondescript
> clothing, also from goodwill. Paid cash. I peed
> all over Mitch McConnell's upholstery. It's mine
> now cause I peed on it. It's too late for the FBI
> to go looking for samples to compare to my great
> aunt's 23 and me account, I'm sure by now time and
> steam cleaning have degraded my genetic material
> sufficiently to prevent identification. The office
> is still mine though, until someone else pees in
> it. That's just how it works. I didn't write the
> rules.


I actually stole the bike. The clothes are from one of those goodwill donation bins, that's also where I scored my sweet Nike Air Max speed turf kicks!

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Re: Did anyone here actually storm the Capitol on Jan. 6?
Posted by: OP's mom has a wet gash ()
Date: February 24, 2021 09:10PM

I stormed your mom's hairy pussy on Jan 6. She said it was an INSSURECTION.

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Re: Did anyone here actually storm the Capitol on Jan. 6?
Date: February 24, 2021 09:21PM

EYEDX Wrote:
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> I was going to, but suddenly, I had to take a
> horrific crap. I grabbed 1 of those free
> newspapers, ran in the bushes, undid my pants,
> pulled them down & my underwear & let fly. The
> farts were so loud & it smelled so bad that even a
> couple of rats in the bushes died. I cleaned up
> as best as I could and washed my hands with the
> bottle of hand sanitizer I had in my pocket but I
> had to go home & take a shower after that, so I
> missed it. My Uber rating took a ding after I go
> t home, so I must of still smelled pretty bad.

Hi, Brian Stelter here from CNN. I’m not gay, I have a female wife. Not gay. My question is what newspaper did you use? I’m not gay, ask my wife.

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