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Anyone else having trouble getting the ice off their car?
Posted by: George Huguely V ()
Date: February 18, 2021 11:00AM

Three neighbors and I were at the end of my driveway, discussing the best way to get ice off my windshield. It was that that moment that the diarrhea hit suddenly and violently. You could almost hear the putrid liquid running down my legs and filling up my boots. The neighbors could smell it immediately, but I pretended I couldn’t, then eventually blamed it on dog shit I stepped in. I made an excuse that I left something on the stove, and quickly got out of there, and into the shower with my clothes on.

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Re: Anyone else having trouble getting the ice off their car?
Posted by: So You Are Stealing My Car ()
Date: February 18, 2021 11:44AM

That's why you don't have the key to start the engine and warm it up as you laugh squirting yourself silly like a starfish on a septic tank trucks pump out pipe

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Re: Anyone else having trouble getting the ice off their car?
Posted by: Some funny shit ()
Date: February 18, 2021 11:48AM

Literally! LOL

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Re: Anyone else having trouble getting the ice off their car?
Posted by: Poop pro ()
Date: February 18, 2021 01:01PM

You should have wiped the steaming poop on your car, that would melt your ice.

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Re: Anyone else having trouble getting the ice off their car?
Posted by: High Five Ghost ()
Date: February 18, 2021 06:23PM

Diarrhea man is the best! Welcome back!!

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Re: Anyone else having trouble getting the ice off their car?
Posted by: HWKVT ()
Date: February 18, 2021 09:50PM

Start your car. Turn on the defroster. Turn on the electric rear window defogger. Give it a couple of minutes. Scrape the ice. It comes off easily.

You're welcome.

! thing you libtards ought to do is also sweep the snow and ice off the hood, trunk & roof of your car. That way it doesn't fly on other cars & blind the drivers.

It's mostly liberals who do this, since liberals aren't really very smart.

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Re: Anyone else having trouble getting the ice off their car?
Posted by: 4TNYH ()
Date: February 18, 2021 09:52PM

George Huguely V Wrote:
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>
>
> the
> diarrhea hit suddenly and violently. You could
> almost hear the putrid liquid running down my legs
> and filling up my boots. The neighbors could smell
> it immediately, but I pretended I couldn’t, then
> eventually blamed it on dog shit I stepped in. I
> made an excuse
>
>


Stop eating at Taco Bell. Problem solved.

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Re: Anyone else having trouble getting the ice off their car?
Posted by: HB ()
Date: February 19, 2021 10:24AM

This story made me throw up into my Cheerios this morning.

-Hunter Biden

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Re: Anyone else having trouble getting the ice off their car?
Posted by: funnier than "the move" ()
Date: February 19, 2021 10:29AM

lol and much more concise and less gross than "the move"

http://www.ihos.com/steakhouse.html

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Re: Anyone else having trouble getting the ice off their car?
Posted by: High Five Ghost ()
Date: August 11, 2022 11:00AM

Whatever happened to Diarrhea Guy?

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Re: Anyone else having trouble getting the ice off their car?
Posted by: Grim pooper ()
Date: August 13, 2022 12:11AM

High Five Ghost Wrote:
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> Whatever happened to Diarrhea Guy?

He shit himself to death.

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