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FFX Cops Need Help Finding Masturbator
Posted by: Finder ()
Date: May 21, 2007 02:51PM

Do you know this masturbator? Police are looking for him...

A man was exposing himself and masturbating as a 31-year-old Fairfax-area woman walked near the 9700 block of Kings Crown Court in Fairfax. At 6 a.m., on Monday, May 14, the victim saw the suspect standing near a lamp post. The suspect walked ahead of the victim until she encountered him again, this time exposing himself, on the side of the building. The victim continued walking and observed him on the other side of the building, still exposing himself. She walked to the 3100 block of Buccaneer Court and encountered the suspect for the third time. The victim ran and called police.
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Re: FFX Cops Need Help Finding Masturbator
Posted by: Could it be you ()
Date: May 21, 2007 03:59PM

Your searching for a masterbater? Whoa...you pig cops have lost your mind.

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Re: FFX Cops Need Help Finding Masturbator
Posted by: Gravis ()
Date: May 21, 2007 08:56PM

umm... wtf? was she following him or something?


"the wisdom of the wise will perish, the intelligence of the intelligent will vanish."095042938540

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Re: FFX Cops Need Help Finding Masturbator
Posted by: egqg egqpiug q ()
Date: May 21, 2007 09:56PM

With that headline, I thought they were looking to hire for a second there.

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Re: FFX Cops Need Help Finding Masturbator
Posted by: 496 ()
Date: May 22, 2007 09:39AM

It was probably Robert, jacking off to some broad he thought looked like his mother....

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Re: FFX Cops Need Help Finding Masturbator
Posted by: Lurker. ()
Date: May 22, 2007 10:52AM

You don't see a lot of sketches with the perp smiling. I wonder if the artist added the smile as an artist interpretation. LOL

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Re: FFX Cops Need Help Finding Masturbator
Posted by: haha ()
Date: May 22, 2007 01:12PM

Thats his Money Shot

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Re: FFX Cops Need Help Finding Masturbator
Posted by: :burpgun: ()
Date: May 22, 2007 02:41PM

That's his Gravis face...

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Re: FFX Cops Need Help Finding Masturbator
Posted by: Lurker. ()
Date: May 22, 2007 04:21PM

Figures it's one of the Yankee players!
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Re: FFX Cops Need Help Finding Masturbator
Posted by: Gravis ()
Date: May 23, 2007 04:41PM

Lurker. Wrote:
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> Figures it's one of the Yankee players!

lol. however, edit your message so that they are side by side instead of attaching them. you can do this uploading the images using... "My Control Center" then include them in your post using
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twice on the same line.


"the wisdom of the wise will perish, the intelligence of the intelligent will vanish."095042938540

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Re: FFX Cops Need Help Finding Masturbator
Posted by: The Congressman ()
Date: May 23, 2007 05:24PM

Yankees, get it?

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Re: FFX Cops Need Help Finding Masturbator
Posted by: JOSE RAMEREEZ ()
Date: May 27, 2007 09:10AM

wHY ARE THE POLICE LOOKING FOR ME iZ A DO NO GUILITY. tHEY SHOULD BUY THEIR OWN MASTERBATOR AT WWW.FLESHLIGHT.COM

I DON'T WANT Z JOB.

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Re: FFX Cops Need Help Finding Masturbator
Posted by: Lurker. ()
Date: May 30, 2007 11:39PM


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Re: FFX Cops Need Help Finding Masturbator
Posted by: Robert ()
Date: May 31, 2007 03:02AM

Only in Fairfax [laughs]

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Re: FFX Cops Need Help Finding Masturbator
Posted by: RobertWanks ()
Date: May 31, 2007 11:42AM

Damnit Robert, stay out of Fairfax ya jerkoff.

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Re: FFX Cops Need Help Finding Masturbator
Posted by: ya ()
Date: May 31, 2007 01:08PM

She confronted the perp.....methinks she was going to offer him a handjob? Good to see our local fairfax county resident there to lend a hand.

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