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Snow Shoveling Teams Being Formed in Centerville for Upcoming Winter Snow Storm
Posted by: Centreville HOA Snow Manager ()
Date: December 13, 2020 10:53AM

Greetings Centreville HOA Members

My name is Karen, and I am your Centreville HOA Snow Manager. I am forming the snow removal teams to clear out sidewalks and driveways as required in your HOA rules and Regulation Guides that I provided in August 2020.

As I detailed all Centreville HOA Members will be required to assist others. Members will need to provide shovels, and those with snow blowers are required to allow the use by community.

I will be at the Snow Management Center, and I will monitor the progress, and make the important decisions as needed to clean the snow away for the safety of our community.

GO SNOW TEAMS -GO!
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Re: Snow Shoveling Teams Being Formed in Centerville for Upcoming Winter Snow Storm
Posted by: Mr. Plow ()
Date: December 13, 2020 01:34PM

Show us your dick!

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Re: Snow Shoveling Teams Being Formed in Centerville for Upcoming Winter Snow Storm
Posted by: Im Karens Hubby Sweetie ! ()
Date: December 13, 2020 03:54PM

Im gay liberal and can't help shovel or do things in so many ways a man would , but if we see a trace of snow on your walk after 24 hours were calling our Nazi secret police stormfront trooper friends to tell on you Trumpers , remember we give all blue yard sign people the whole week to do it

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Re: Snow Shoveling Teams Being Formed in Centerville for Upcoming Winter Snow Storm
Posted by: VGH Life Member Mike Mattress ()
Date: December 13, 2020 04:00PM

How about us Vienna Glory Hole members, do we get the same pass as BLM and the blue signs to get the snow off, our inside grope box attendant also wants to know if he's in with the liberal in crowd too , he's isolated recovering from the Rona and every known other sexually transmitted disease known to man

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Re: Snow Shoveling Teams Being Formed in Centerville for Upcoming Winter Snow Storm
Posted by: DanKnows ()
Date: December 13, 2020 10:51PM

Either monster snow storm looming does that mean school will be closed in FCPS?

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Re: Snow Shoveling Teams Being Formed in Centerville for Upcoming Winter Snow Storm
Posted by: Jim Haston ()
Date: December 14, 2020 12:37AM

This lady is clearly not over Hilary Clinton getting wollymopped

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Re: Snow Shoveling Teams Being Formed in Centerville for Upcoming Winter Snow Storm
Posted by: Jim Haston ()
Date: December 14, 2020 12:49AM

Should I bring a mop if it rains

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Re: Snow Shoveling Teams Being Formed in Centerville for Upcoming Winter Snow Storm
Posted by: Jim Haston ()
Date: December 14, 2020 12:51AM

Seems like a racist post. There is only one group of people who dont shovel their driveways.

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Re: Snow Shoveling Teams Being Formed in Centerville for Upcoming Winter Snow Storm
Posted by: Snowstemic racism ()
Date: December 14, 2020 01:11AM

Libtards and Niggers don't shovel their driveways/ sidewalks.

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Re: Snow Shoveling Teams Being Formed in Centerville for Upcoming Winter Snow Storm
Posted by: Centreville=lots o niggers ()
Date: December 14, 2020 11:54PM

Lots of niggers in centreville now.
Car breakins

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Re: Snow Shoveling Teams Being Formed in Centerville for Upcoming Winter Snow Storm
Posted by: Cntreville =once a good place ()
Date: December 15, 2020 08:10AM

That multiplex had a bunch of niggers all the time.
Is that still the case?

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Re: Snow Shoveling Teams Being Formed in Centerville for Upcoming Winter Snow Storm
Posted by: fuge ()
Date: December 15, 2020 01:31PM

This can not be for real. "Those with snowblowers are required to allow use by the community". Uh, no. FU Karen.

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Re: Snow Shoveling Teams Being Formed in Centerville for Upcoming Winter Snow Storm
Posted by: Dave in Oakton ()
Date: December 15, 2020 06:21PM

fuge Wrote:
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> This can not be for real. "Those with snowblowers
> are required to allow use by the community". Uh,
> no. FU Karen.


Yes it true. It is in the bylaws of the HOA.

That Centreville HOA is run by Nazis

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Re: Snow Shoveling Teams Being Formed in Centerville for Upcoming Winter Snow Storm
Posted by: Stacey Abrahams ()
Date: December 15, 2020 06:28PM

I work for the HOA. It is true. We encourage you to shovel and dump the snow on any illegals driveway. Side note-KFC open tomorrow?

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Re: Snow Shoveling Teams Being Formed in Centerville for Upcoming Winter Snow Storm
Posted by: not gonna take it ()
Date: December 15, 2020 06:52PM

You will get your 3 inches and like it, Centreville HOA manager!!

Oh wait, you will only get 2 inches. Then cold rain. Put away those snow shovels the rain will wash it away, what you will need is ice melt. Sorry not sorry!

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Re: Snow Shoveling Teams Being Formed in Centerville for Upcoming Winter Snow Storm
Posted by: Centreville HOA Snow Manager ()
Date: December 16, 2020 04:58PM

This is Karen the Centreville HOA Snow Manager

A number of you Centreville HOA Members have failed to show up or respond to my emails and text messages.

I have taken note of those failing to comply, and fines will be imposed.

Thanks to those who continue to shovel this evening.

GO SNOW TEAMS -GO!

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Re: Snow Shoveling Teams Being Formed in Centerville for Upcoming Winter Snow Storm
Posted by: Horny Toad ()
Date: December 16, 2020 06:08PM

Hey Karen , you sound kind of cute. Can I come over and give you 6 inches?

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Re: Snow Shoveling Teams Being Formed in Centerville for Upcoming Winter Snow Storm
Posted by: I don't think so ()
Date: December 17, 2020 01:34AM

Centreville HOA Snow Manager Wrote:
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> those with snow blowers are required to allow the use by community.


Am I also required to allow the use of my car?

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Re: Snow Shoveling Teams Being Formed in Centerville for Upcoming Winter Snow Storm
Posted by: Mr. Plow ()
Date: December 17, 2020 05:22AM

Mr. Plow, that’s my name. That name again is Mr. Plow!

Pinchey would have wanted it this way.

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Re: Snow Shoveling Teams Being Formed in Centerville for Upcoming Winter Snow Storm
Posted by: Dear Fairfax ()
Date: December 18, 2020 12:57PM

Fuck you and your snow!

Drown in it!!!

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Re: Snow Shoveling Teams Being Formed in Centerville for Upcoming Winter Snow Storm
Posted by: Centreville area ()
Date: January 31, 2021 05:37AM

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Re: Snow Shoveling Teams Being Formed in Centerville for Upcoming Winter Snow Storm
Posted by: updated info? ()
Date: February 18, 2021 05:14AM

and we have this cunt.....

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Re: Snow Shoveling Teams Being Formed in Centerville for Upcoming Winter Snow Storm
Posted by: FOADIAF ()
Date: February 18, 2021 06:07PM

"Members will need to provide shovels, and those with snow blowers are required to allow the use by community."

You clearly didn't get the memo on private property rights written 240 years ago.

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