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African American's Going to Church
Posted by: Firrat ()
Date: May 25, 2010 01:45PM

Someone had made a joke about religious African Americans going to church in every different color, but I didn't believe it until I was eating a burrito at chipotle.

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MMmm they are eating cold stone.

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Re: African American's Going to Church
Posted by: Gonads & Strife ()
Date: May 25, 2010 01:46PM

big fans of easter, apparently

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Re: African American's Going to Church
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: May 25, 2010 01:49PM

At least they aren't wearing those ridiculous hats.



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Re: African American's Going to Church
Posted by: Gonads & Strife ()
Date: May 25, 2010 01:52PM

true...but nothing says "Respect for God" like track pants, shorts, and a baseball hat!

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Re: African American's Going to Church
Posted by: mmm ()
Date: May 25, 2010 01:56PM

Church Hats Pictures, Images and Photos

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Re: African American's Going to Church
Posted by: Gonads & Strife ()
Date: May 25, 2010 01:58PM

Ghetto Willy Wonka casting call?

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Re: African American's Going to Church
Date: May 25, 2010 02:18PM

Firrat Wrote:
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> Someone had made a joke about religious African
> Americans going to church in every different
> color, but I didn't believe it until I was eating
> a burrito at chipotle.
>
>
>
> MMmm they are eating cold stone.


Was this in Vienna?

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Re: African American's Going to Church
Posted by: I <3 Chicken ()
Date: May 25, 2010 02:47PM

WOW LMFAO I remember this picture hahahahahahaha. Good old Sunday at Chipotle. It was in Hoodbridge....

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Re: African American's Going to Church
Posted by: Numbers ()
Date: May 25, 2010 03:42PM

Black baptist church services are nothing like the cold, clammy catholic, lutheran, or presbyterian ones. They party, celebrate and jump up and down. They sing, dance and generally act the fool, but hey, if that's what makes you happy, have at it.

Next to the muslims, the catholics and presbyterians are the worst. There are few things more depressing than spending an hour chanting, praying and hating yourself like the people who lived beneath the planet of the apes who worshipped the nuclear bomb. Add a dark cavernous room and some incense and no wonder there are so many suicides and child molestations.



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Re: African American's Going to Church
Posted by: TheMeeper ()
Date: May 25, 2010 03:49PM

Numbers Wrote:
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> Black baptist church services are nothing like the cold, clammy catholic, lutheran, or presbyterian ones. They party, celebrate and jump up and down.

I went to a funeral service at a black baptist church in Anacostia years ago. It was actually pretty cool (except for the dead woman I knew). Alot of singing and people randomly standing up and yelling "hallelujah". It was alot more interesting than some other denominations I've seen up close.

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Re: African American's Going to Church
Posted by: hobo ()
Date: May 25, 2010 03:57PM

Numbers Wrote:
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> Add a dark cavernous room and some incense and no wonder there are so
> many suicides.

I am no uber-churchy religious person, but I do find it hilarious when atheists or agnostics act just like religious fanatics. They cling so hard to their non-belief that it consumes them and they think of ways to belittle organized religion by making up "facts" and propagating falsehoods. The fact is that suicide is more prevalent among the religiously unaffiliated.

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Re: African American's Going to Church
Date: May 25, 2010 04:13PM

WHERE_IS_YOUR_GOD_NOW.jpg

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Re: African American's Going to Church
Posted by: cocksmith ()
Date: May 25, 2010 07:00PM

*niggers

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Re: African American's Going to Church
Posted by: Numbers ()
Date: May 25, 2010 07:05PM

hobo Wrote:
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> I am no uber-churchy religious person,

Meaning what? You never go to church? Part-time christian?


> but I do
> find it hilarious when atheists or agnostics act
> just like religious fanatics.


Blowing innocent people to smithereens and shooting abortion doctors? Swindling money from unsuspecting dupes every sunday by scaring people.
I don't know any atheists like that?


> They cling so hard
> to their non-belief

How do you cling hard to a non belief? That's like saying you don't believe in fairies, but that's all you ever think about.

> that it consumes them


What consumes me is human rights and equal rights. The church believes differently, so they are subject to ridicule and scorn from those like me.


> and they
> think of ways to belittle organized religion by
> making up "facts" and propagating falsehoods.


We really don't need to "make up facts" or propagate falsehoods. Religion steps on its own toes and is unequalled by anyone at making false stories. They don't even try to back any of it up.


> fact is that suicide is more prevalent among the
> religiously unaffiliated.


That's possible, given that atheists are not afraid of death and rather than suffer at length with a horrible illness, choose to get it over with. I never claimed that religious people are more likely to commit suicide. I just pointed out why many religious people might be inclined to do so.

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Re: African American's Going to Church
Posted by: hoocoodanode ()
Date: May 25, 2010 08:07PM

TheMeeper Wrote:
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> Numbers Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> >
> > Black baptist church services are nothing like
> the cold, clammy catholic, lutheran, or
> presbyterian ones. They party, celebrate and jump
> up and down.
>
> I went to a funeral service at a black baptist
> church in Anacostia years ago. It was actually
> pretty cool (except for the dead woman I knew).
> Alot of singing and people randomly standing up
> and yelling "hallelujah". It was alot more
> interesting than some other denominations I've
> seen up close.


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Re: African American's Going to Church
Posted by: I <3 Chicken ()
Date: May 25, 2010 08:30PM

Why call them BLACK when we can just call them SKITTLES?

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Re: African American's Going to Church
Posted by: I <3 Chickn ()
Date: May 25, 2010 08:52PM

Enough said....Everyone's points are now proven


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Re: African American's Going to Church
Posted by: hobo ()
Date: May 26, 2010 12:20AM

Numbers Wrote:
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> hobo Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
>
> > I am no uber-churchy religious person,
>
> Meaning what? You never go to church? Part-time
> christian?

Meaning I hold on to an ethos. I believe that all roads lead to the same mountain top.

> > but I do
> > find it hilarious when atheists or agnostics
> act
> > just like religious fanatics.
>
>
> Blowing innocent people to smithereens and
> shooting abortion doctors? Swindling money from
> unsuspecting dupes every sunday by scaring people.
>
> I don't know any atheists like that?

ever hear of Joseph Stalin? Ask Tibetians how atheism is faring for them.

> > They cling so hard
> > to their non-belief
>
> How do you cling hard to a non belief? That's like
> saying you don't believe in fairies, but that's
> all you ever think about.

Well, how much of your time do you spend bashing organized religion? That isn't a belief or an ethos?

> What consumes me is human rights and equal rights.
> The church believes differently, so they are
> subject to ridicule and scorn from those like me.

And they must be gotten rid of, right? Humiliated, made to look ridiculous? Jews, Muslims, Christians all partake in the practice, you are no different.

> > and they
> > think of ways to belittle organized religion by
> > making up "facts" and propagating falsehoods.
>
>
> We really don't need to "make up facts" or
> propagate falsehoods. Religion steps on its own
> toes and is unequalled by anyone at making false
> stories. They don't even try to back any of it up.

Yet, you tried to, but got called on it.

> > fact is that suicide is more prevalent among
> the
> > religiously unaffiliated.
>
>
> That's possible, given that atheists are not
> afraid of death and rather than suffer at length
> with a horrible illness, choose to get it over
> with. I never claimed that religious people are
> more likely to commit suicide. I just pointed out
> why many religious people might be inclined to do
> so.


Not just possible, the American Journal of Psychiatry confirmed it.

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Re: African American's Going to Church
Posted by: Gravis ()
Date: May 26, 2010 05:33AM

Numbers Wrote:
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> hobo Wrote:
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> > They cling so hard
> > to their non-belief
>
> How do you cling hard to a non belief? That's like
> saying you don't believe in fairies, but that's
> all you ever think about.


that's a good analogy and there are plenty of people exactly like that.


"the wisdom of the wise will perish, the intelligence of the intelligent will vanish."095042938540

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Re: African American's Going to Church
Posted by: hoocoodanode ()
Date: May 26, 2010 04:04PM




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Re: African American's Going to Church
Posted by: ThePackLeader ()
Date: May 27, 2010 12:54AM

Gonads & Strife Wrote:
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> Ghetto Willy Wonka casting call?


Lol. It's the Caribbean, they dress real flamboyantly for celebrations down there.

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Re: African American's Going to Church
Posted by: oppo ()
Date: May 27, 2010 02:49AM

"Come as you are..."

and LMAO people still say "nigger" these days? Yikes! Come up with some new shit...seriously.

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