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Pedestrian Hit by Fair Oaks Mall
Posted by: scary ()
Date: May 24, 2010 12:50PM

Pedestrian down by Fair Oaks Mall (Fair Lakes Pkway/Monument). Blood coming out of her head... Looked like she got hit pretty hard bc her pants were off. Anyone know what happened? No police on site at the time.

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Re: Pedestrian Hit by Fair Oaks Mall
Posted by: Gonads & Strife ()
Date: May 24, 2010 12:56PM

She should have seen Fair Oaks Mall coming. What an idiot to have stepped out infront of it. That thing can't exactly stop on a dime, ya know?

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Re: Pedestrian Hit by Fair Oaks Mall
Posted by: scared for my life ()
Date: May 24, 2010 12:56PM

the mall hit the lady? Hoe did the lady get hit by the mall? It is indeed scary when a mall just picks itself up starts moving around and hitting people. If that mall hits any more pedestrians, I am never going there again. Was it jsut one section of the mall or the whole mall that hit her?

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Re: Pedestrian Hit by Fair Oaks Mall
Posted by: 496 ()
Date: May 24, 2010 01:34PM

I think Fair Oaks mall drives a late model SUV.

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Re: Pedestrian Hit by Fair Oaks Mall
Posted by: Elle Diabla ()
Date: May 24, 2010 01:46PM

Gonads & Strife Wrote:
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> She should have seen Fair Oaks Mall coming. What
> an idiot to have stepped out infront of it. That
> thing can't exactly stop on a dime, ya know?


No shit. Them vehicle buildings are a force you just don't fuck with!

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Re: Pedestrian Hit by Fair Oaks Mall
Posted by: Elle Diabla ()
Date: May 24, 2010 01:47PM

scared for my life Wrote:
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> the mall hit the lady? Hoe did the lady get hit
> by the mall? It is indeed scary when a mall just
> picks itself up starts moving around and hitting
> people. If that mall hits any more pedestrians, I
> am never going there again. Was it jsut one
> section of the mall or the whole mall that hit
> her?


LOLOLOL@the visual

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Re: Pedestrian Hit by Fair Oaks Mall
Posted by: Warhawk ()
Date: May 24, 2010 02:04PM

Fucking malls kill again.

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Re: Pedestrian Hit by Fair Oaks Mall
Date: May 24, 2010 02:07PM

scary Wrote:
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> Pedestrian down by Fair Oaks Mall (Fair Lakes
> Pkway/Monument). Blood coming out of her head...
> Looked like she got hit pretty hard bc her pants
> were off. Anyone know what happened? No police on
> site at the time.


I appreciate your taking time during this crisis to post a message about it here instead of finding help for this gal. You are a real hero in my book.

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Re: Pedestrian Hit by Fair Oaks Mall
Posted by: I'd run ()
Date: May 24, 2010 02:13PM

WashingTone-Locian Wrote:
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> scary Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Pedestrian down by Fair Oaks Mall (Fair Lakes
> > Pkway/Monument). Blood coming out of her
> head...
> > Looked like she got hit pretty hard bc her
> pants
> > were off. Anyone know what happened? No police
> on
> > site at the time.
>
>
> I appreciate your taking time during this crisis
> to post a message about it here instead of finding
> help for this gal. You are a real hero in my book.

What was he supposed to do? Take on the mall by himself? Do you know how big a mall is? It would tear him apart. Bet you'd have run too. Those pointy glass elevators in there are sharp and would inflict some serious damage.

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Re: Pedestrian Hit by Fair Oaks Mall
Posted by: Warhawk ()
Date: May 24, 2010 02:14PM

WashingTone-Locian Wrote:
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> scary Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Pedestrian down by Fair Oaks Mall (Fair Lakes
> > Pkway/Monument). Blood coming out of her
> head...
> > Looked like she got hit pretty hard bc her
> pants
> > were off. Anyone know what happened? No police
> on
> > site at the time.
>
>
> I appreciate your taking time during this crisis
> to post a message about it here instead of finding
> help for this gal. You are a real hero in my book.


Yeah, this is the second one in as many weeks where someone sees a person or persons on the receiving end of an accident, with nobody on the scene and they keep driving past. Then they get on internet message boards to find out what happened. WTF? It's not like the person had a flat tire. I'll admit, my time is more important than anybody else's, but I would have to stop. My conscience wouldn't allow me not to.

EDIT: LOL at I'd Run's comments....the visual of having the mall come to life and tear a person apart...

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Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 05/24/2010 02:16PM by Warhawk.

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Re: Pedestrian Hit by Fair Oaks Mall
Posted by: dsff ()
Date: May 24, 2010 02:56PM

RAWR
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Re: Pedestrian Hit by Fair Oaks Mall
Posted by: MrMephisto ()
Date: May 24, 2010 03:03PM

Perhaps there's more than meets the eye to Fair Oaks Mall...

It's a robot in disguise!

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13 4826 0948 82695 25847. Yes.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 05/24/2010 03:05PM by MrMephisto.

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Re: Pedestrian Hit by Fair Oaks Mall
Posted by: mjcc1987 ()
Date: May 24, 2010 03:11PM

I'm sure the first thing you do when you see an accident is log onto fairfaxundergound to ask what happend. EPIC fail -

If you had actually witnessed the accident, you should be there a) helping, and b) telling the police what you saw. EPIC fail -

If you witnessed and the person was still down with no help on the scene and you left to post here? FUCK YOU.

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Re: Pedestrian Hit by Fair Oaks Mall
Posted by: Johnny Walker ()
Date: May 24, 2010 03:16PM

I bet it was drunk again.

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Re: Pedestrian Hit by Fair Oaks Mall
Date: May 24, 2010 03:33PM

Johnny Walker Wrote:
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> I bet it was drunk again.


It hasn't been the same since people started leaving it for Tysons 1 following its "enhancements."


Tyson%27s.jpg

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Re: Pedestrian Hit by Fair Oaks Mall
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: May 24, 2010 03:49PM

WashingTone-Locian Wrote:
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> Johnny Walker Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I bet it was drunk again.
>
>
> It hasn't been the same since people started
> leaving it for Tysons 1 following its
> "enhancements."



LOL Fair Oaks has always been the ugly sister to Tyson's.

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Re: Pedestrian Hit by Fair Oaks Mall
Posted by: FoolSmacker ()
Date: May 24, 2010 03:50PM

scary Wrote:
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> Pedestrian down by Fair Oaks Mall (Fair Lakes
> Pkway/Monument). Blood coming out of her head...
> Looked like she got hit pretty hard bc her pants
> were off. Anyone know what happened? No police on
> site at the time.


I'm a little surprised at the fact that no one's commented on this yet...

> Looked like she got hit pretty hard bc her pants
> were off.

Even something as big as a mall has to hit you pretty hard to knock your pants off!


But seriously, there's a bleeding, pantsless woman laying in the street, and you don't stop to help her out? What sort of d-bag are you?

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Who knows from whence he came, and who knows where he goes, dot dot dot.

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Re: Pedestrian Hit by Fair Oaks Mall
Posted by: shopper ()
Date: May 24, 2010 03:52PM

eesh Wrote:
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> WashingTone-Locian Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Johnny Walker Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > I bet it was drunk again.
> >
> >
> > It hasn't been the same since people started
> > leaving it for Tysons 1 following its
> > "enhancements."
>
>
> LOL Fair Oaks has always been the ugly sister to
> Tyson's.

Give it a few years, once the metro gets to tyson's, that place will go down hill. Pentagon City, Springfield, Tysons.

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Re: Pedestrian Hit by Fair Oaks Mall
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: May 24, 2010 03:54PM

shopper Wrote:
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>
> Give it a few years, once the metro gets to
> tyson's, that place will go down hill. Pentagon
> City, Springfield, Tysons.



I don't know, Tyson's is nationally known, and the demographics that surround the mall won't let it go to shit.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 05/24/2010 03:54PM by eesh.

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Re: Pedestrian Hit by Fair Oaks Mall
Date: May 24, 2010 04:05PM

Just think about it from Fair Oaks Mall's perspective. I mean, you have the Tysons twins down the road. Tysons II is the glitzier, glamorous twin. Tysons I has just had all of that work done on its upper deck (a real MILF - Mall I'd Like to Frequent).

On the other end of the Dulles corridor you have the Dulles Town Centre, which is young and vibrant. Then, you have the more worldly Pentagon City and the cheaper and easier Potomac Mills. I mean, Fair Oaks Mall has to look around and see it is going the way of those two tired old whores...the Springfield Mall and the Manassas Mall. No wonder Fair Oaks started hitting and de-panting pedestrians.

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Re: Pedestrian Hit by Fair Oaks Mall
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: May 24, 2010 04:11PM

WashingTone-Locian Wrote:
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>
> On the other end of the Dulles corridor you have
> the Dulles Town Centre, which is young and
> vibrant.



I think you are the first person to describe Dulles Town Center as vibrant. That place is a dump compared to Fair Oaks.

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Re: Pedestrian Hit by Fair Oaks Mall
Date: May 24, 2010 04:26PM

eesh Wrote:
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>
> I think you are the first person to describe
> Dulles Town Center as vibrant. That place is a
> dump compared to Fair Oaks.

Okay. It might not be "vibrant" by virtue of the fact that nobody goes there. But I wouldn't call it "a dump." Especially compared to the dark and labyrinthine Fair Oaks.

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Re: Pedestrian Hit by Fair Oaks Mall
Posted by: Elle Diabla ()
Date: May 24, 2010 05:09PM

scared for my life Wrote:
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> the mall hit the lady? Hoe did the lady get hit
> by the mall? It is indeed scary when a mall just
> picks itself up starts moving around and hitting
> people. If that mall hits any more pedestrians, I
> am never going there again. Was it jsut one
> section of the mall or the whole mall that hit
> her?


klsdjgdlgjdfgkldf I died@this post!

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Re: Pedestrian Hit by Fair Oaks Mall
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: May 24, 2010 05:28PM

Elle Diabla Wrote:
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>
>
> klsdjgdlgjdfgkldf I died@this post!



Another quality contribution from the bimbo.

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Re: Pedestrian Hit by Fair Oaks Mall
Posted by: Qwest ()
Date: May 24, 2010 05:37PM

Distance man, distance??? How far did she fly? 10, 20, 30 feet? It's tough to judge if this was a good hit or not without the number of feet.

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Re: Pedestrian Hit by Fair Oaks Mall
Posted by: Gravis ()
Date: May 25, 2010 05:55AM

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Re: Pedestrian Hit by Fair Oaks Mall
Posted by: Elle Diabla ()
Date: May 25, 2010 09:33AM

eesh Wrote:
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> Elle Diabla Wrote:
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>
> >
> >
> > klsdjgdlgjdfgkldf I died@this post!
>
>
>
> Another quality contribution from the bimbo.

Well gave the troll something to do here...

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Re: Pedestrian Hit by Fair Oaks Mall
Posted by: lozl ()
Date: May 25, 2010 11:06PM

I heard Fair Oaks was the Steven Seagal of malls in Northern Virginia

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Re: Pedestrian Hit by Fair Oaks Mall
Posted by: trollerz ()
Date: May 25, 2010 11:11PM

lozl Wrote:
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> I heard Fair Oaks was the Steven Seagal of malls
> in Northern Virginia


an overweight has been racist?

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Re: Pedestrian Hit by Fair Oaks Mall
Posted by: lozl ()
Date: May 26, 2010 02:03AM

with no food court, cant forget that.

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Re: Pedestrian Hit by Fair Oaks Mall
Posted by: wtfno ()
Date: May 26, 2010 06:05PM

lozl Wrote:
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> with no food court, cant forget that.

Talking about Fair Oaks? No big/official food court, but the overall selection is way better than Tysons.

Proof?

Chik-fil-A.


Third floor Tysons food court isn't anything super to write about, except for maybe Five Guys. Downstairs one blows except for that bourbon chicken place.

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Re: Pedestrian Hit by Fair Oaks Mall
Posted by: Warhawk ()
Date: May 26, 2010 07:09PM

trollerz Wrote:
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> lozl Wrote:
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> > I heard Fair Oaks was the Steven Seagal of
> malls
> > in Northern Virginia
>
>
> an overweight has been racist?


And keeps sex slaves in the Macy's bathroom.

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Re: Pedestrian Hit by Fair Oaks Mall
Posted by: Mall Fan ()
Date: May 26, 2010 07:43PM

This is not the wizard of oz and the building moved. But you should all have a disaster kit for tornadoes. And next week those supplies are tax free, so stock up. This is a public service announcement from me.

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Re: Pedestrian Hit by Fair Oaks Mall
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: May 26, 2010 07:51PM

wtfno Wrote:
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> lozl Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > with no food court, cant forget that.
>
> Talking about Fair Oaks? No big/official food
> court, but the overall selection is way better
> than Tysons.
>
> Proof?
>
> Chik-fil-A.
>
>
> Third floor Tysons food court isn't anything super
> to write about, except for maybe Five Guys.
> Downstairs one blows except for that bourbon
> chicken place.



+1 Tyson's is pretty lame with the food selection.

Blessed are the murderous.

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