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Dog Shit
Posted by: Newbie ()
Date: November 22, 2020 06:25PM

WTF?! Why do so many people walk dogs on my property?! WTF - Get Off. Gross. Shiting and pissing on my property ALL DAY LONG, dozens of dogs?!? I have gotten in some testy "discussions" - again! Shit and piss in your yard! Stay off my property!!

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Re: Dog Shit
Posted by: Ageez1000000000000000000 ()
Date: November 22, 2020 06:29PM

Yup. Agree. Welcome to FFX. Keep speaking up. Truth#

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Re: Dog Shit
Posted by: simple answers ()
Date: November 22, 2020 06:36PM

This will solve your poo problems
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Re: Dog Shit
Posted by: lorraine ()
Date: November 22, 2020 07:57PM

Put this on the faces of FCPS teachers and PTA members.

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Re: Dog Shit
Posted by: uncle joe ()
Date: November 22, 2020 08:30PM

I always wear one of those bags on Metro, but the shit still falls on the floor somehow.

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Re: Dog Shit
Posted by: Pentuple Dump Champion ()
Date: November 22, 2020 09:33PM

Check those biscuits. Not sure if you are my neighbor but I shit one on the lawn down the street three days ago that looked like the baby arm of a niglet. It's huge and you'll know it's mine if you can see some corn in it. Goddamn I love corn.

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Re: Dog Shit
Posted by: PPCG7 ()
Date: November 23, 2020 06:49PM

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Re: Dog Shit
Posted by: haha 88 ()
Date: November 23, 2020 09:15PM

One time my neighbors dog shit on my yard.

I told them to pick it up.

They told me to fuck off.

I killed their dog, buried it in a wooded area, and didn't tell them.

They put up missing posters all over Springfield. haha

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Re: Dog Shit
Posted by: Puppy Chow ()
Date: November 23, 2020 09:58PM

I come get them. Turn into Beagle Chow. Berry good.

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Re: Dog Shit
Posted by: call Brown Onion ()
Date: November 23, 2020 11:59PM

Brown Onion loves shit. He will come over and take away all the dogshit and eat it for dinner.

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Re: Dog Shit
Posted by: DG6JV ()
Date: November 24, 2020 12:47AM

Find out where the dogs live. Go to CVS. Buy a pack of cheap paper plates, some charcoal lighter & some wood matches.

Go home & scoop some poop on a paper plate. Pour some charcoal lighter on it. Go up to the door, put it in front, light the paper plate with the poop, ring the bell & run. When the guy comes out, he'll see the flame, stomp on it and step in the poop.

Then yell at them that they stepped in doggie doo & tell them not to let their dog crap in your yard again.

Problem solved.

You're welcome.

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Re: Dog Shit
Posted by: YENNB ()
Date: November 24, 2020 06:06PM

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Re: Dog Shit
Posted by: Y7NUH ()
Date: November 25, 2020 02:36PM

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Re: Dog Shit
Posted by: PNK7J ()
Date: November 25, 2020 07:40PM

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Re: Dog Shit
Posted by: ltvjc ()
Date: November 26, 2020 01:32AM

DG6JV Wrote:
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> Find out where the dogs live. Go to CVS. Buy a
> pack of cheap paper plates, some charcoal lighter
> & some wood matches.
>
> Go home & scoop some poop on a paper plate. Pour
> some charcoal lighter on it. Go up to the door,
> put it in front, light the paper plate with the
> poop, ring the bell & run. When the guy comes
> out, he'll see the flame, stomp on it and step in
> the poop.
>
> Then yell at them that they stepped in doggie doo
> & tell them not to let their dog crap in your yard
> again.
>
> Problem solved.
>
> You're welcome.

thats old and lame, just kill the dog

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Re: Dog Shit
Posted by: Plugs ()
Date: November 26, 2020 04:24AM

Get a shotgun and blast the little shit

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Re: Dog Shit
Posted by: UEFBG ()
Date: November 27, 2020 01:51AM

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Re: Dog Shit
Posted by: Shit Machine ()
Date: November 27, 2020 09:15AM

uncle joe Wrote:
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> I always wear one of those bags on Metro, but the
> shit still falls on the floor somehow.
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Re: Dog Shit
Posted by: Leash your mutts ()
Date: November 27, 2020 09:33AM

Dog owners - Keep your dogs on a leash.

True story - My neighbor had their dog unleashed and it ran under my car. I was driving slowly, but it still smashed that mutt flat.

Wow, talk about people losing their minds. It was like I killed their grandma.

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Re: Dog Shit
Posted by: peep ()
Date: November 27, 2020 01:07PM

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He who laughs last, laughs the longest
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Re: Dog Shit
Posted by: DG6JV ()
Date: November 28, 2020 12:53AM

ltvjc Wrote:
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> DG6JV Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Find out where the dogs live. Go to CVS. Buy
> a
> > pack of cheap paper plates, some charcoal
> lighter
> > & some wood matches.
> >
> > Go home & scoop some poop on a paper plate.
> Pour
> > some charcoal lighter on it. Go up to the
> door,
> > put it in front, light the paper plate with the
> > poop, ring the bell & run. When the guy comes
> > out, he'll see the flame, stomp on it and step
> in
> > the poop.
> >
> > Then yell at them that they stepped in doggie
> doo
> > & tell them not to let their dog crap in your
> yard
> > again.
> >
> > Problem solved.
> >
> > You're welcome.
>
> thats old and lame, just kill the dog


You're obviously a rump ranger. Only a turd burglar would post some stupid shit like that.

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Re: Dog Shit
Posted by: 3WKNL ()
Date: November 30, 2020 10:34AM

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Re: Dog Shit
Posted by: Lorraine D ()
Date: November 30, 2020 05:10PM

J. Hinman sucks cock.

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Re: Dog Shit
Posted by: DNYVM ()
Date: November 30, 2020 09:56PM

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Re: Dog Shit
Posted by: J Hinman ()
Date: December 01, 2020 09:01PM

Lorraine D gave my syphillis

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Re: Dog Shit
Posted by: GMW6J ()
Date: December 05, 2020 08:29AM

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Re: Dog Shit
Posted by: WHHTD ()
Date: December 05, 2020 09:40PM

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Re: Dog Shit
Posted by: PeepsPleaseTrainUrDog ()
Date: December 05, 2020 10:06PM

Selfish FFX people. Please your train your dogs and your wives/children.

Do not trespass.

Train your dogs. Public nuisance. Not that hard.

Do not bark outside all day and night.

Pick up your dog's crap -- don't leave it on the sidewalk. Do not throw poop bags where you please. It's illegal.

My door camera catches it all.

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Re: Dog Shit
Posted by: YDVYC ()
Date: December 06, 2020 02:42PM

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Re: Dog Shit
Posted by: PVYMY ()
Date: December 06, 2020 06:21PM

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