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Liquor delivery in Fairfax
Posted by: Ridiculousness ensues....... ()
Date: November 20, 2020 05:25PM

$12.50 to get a bottle of booze sent to me? No thanks.

"There is a $10 flat rate for shipping, plus an additional $2.50 per bottle."

https://wtop.com/business-finance/2020/11/virginia-liquor-stores-are-testing-home-delivery/

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Re: Liquor delivery in Fairfax
Posted by: Dominos pizza ()
Date: November 20, 2020 07:14PM

Order a pizza online.
In the special instructions section:
Tell driver to call you bc “it is difficult to find my house and I can provide directions).
Get him to pick up your booze/cigs/whatever and you tip him $5 extra after giving him the $$$$ for the booze.

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Re: Liquor delivery in Fairfax
Posted by: You are my new hero ()
Date: November 20, 2020 07:15PM

Dominos pizza Wrote:
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> Order a pizza online.
> In the special instructions section:
> Tell driver to call you bc “it is difficult to
> find my house and I can provide directions).
> Get him to pick up your booze/cigs/whatever and
> you tip him $5 extra after giving him the $$$$ for
> the booze.


Nice life hack!

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Re: Liquor delivery in Fairfax
Posted by: You can't fix stupid ()
Date: November 20, 2020 08:34PM

Dominos pizza Wrote:
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> Order a pizza online.
> In the special instructions section:
> Tell driver to call you bc “it is difficult to
> find my house and I can provide directions).
> Get him to pick up your booze/cigs/whatever and
> you tip him $5 extra after giving him the $$$$ for
> the booze.

$15 minimum order for pizza delivery.

Pizza ordered on line: $15 + Tax say $1 +$4 delivery fee (NOT a tip) + Tip for pizza say $3 + $5 extra Tip for booze and cigarettes. Total $28 + the cost of booze and/or cigarettes. Dude you saved 50¢ and you had to order a pizza to do it!

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Re: Liquor delivery in Fairfax
Posted by: Genius ()
Date: November 20, 2020 08:58PM

Dominos pizza Wrote:
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> Order a pizza online.
> In the special instructions section:
> Tell driver to call you bc “it is difficult to
> find my house and I can provide directions).
> Get him to pick up your booze/cigs/whatever and
> you tip him $5 extra after giving him the $$$$ for
> the booze.

Great idea! As an old fart with 2 DUI’s i can’t risk driving to get more booze!

Fuck the ABC store delivery

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Re: Liquor delivery in Fairfax
Posted by: Danny the drunk ()
Date: November 20, 2020 10:44PM

My buddy Ray usually brings me my booze. He buys me 10
bottles and I let him keep one.

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Re: Liquor delivery in Fairfax
Posted by: yeume ()
Date: November 20, 2020 11:53PM

Is there a rule that delivery has to be done by ABC personnel who must verify the recipient's age. If that is the case then I can see a $15 delivery fee. Since I'm about 15 minutes from an ABC store I doubt I would use this service.

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Re: Liquor delivery in Fairfax
Posted by: 2 drunk need pizza & more liquor ()
Date: November 21, 2020 02:55AM

I'm too drunk to drive out and get more liquor + I am really hungry.
I'll just tell the ABC delivery guy to pick up my Pizza, at the Pizza place, when he delivers my liquor order to my house. Score! What a genius practical Life Hack!!

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Re: Liquor delivery in Fairfax
Posted by: CWEXY ()
Date: November 21, 2020 03:28AM

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Re: Liquor delivery in Fairfax
Posted by: NUHJG ()
Date: November 21, 2020 04:46AM

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Re: Liquor delivery in Fairfax
Posted by: Go gadget go ()
Date: November 21, 2020 08:49AM

2 drunk need pizza & more liquor Wrote:
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> I'm too drunk to drive out and get more liquor + I
> am really hungry.
> I'll just tell the ABC delivery guy to pick up my
> Pizza, at the Pizza place, when he delivers my
> liquor order to my house. Score! What a genius
> practical Life Hack!!


Wowsers, what a great idea!

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Re: Liquor delivery in Fairfax
Posted by: Scissoring ()
Date: November 21, 2020 08:54AM

I saw a porno once where the delivery person was a lesbian. The lonely person who ordered the pizza was also a lesbian. I forget the rest of the plot.

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Re: Liquor delivery in Fairfax
Posted by: Drive Time ()
Date: November 21, 2020 09:04AM

^
Did she liquor?

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Re: Liquor delivery in Fairfax
Posted by: zika carrier ()
Date: November 21, 2020 09:11AM

The VA ABC is one of the most retarded organizations in this country. Customer service is a joke and online orders for pickup don't work at all. And the prices... But hey who gives a fuck right? I mean, you have to buy all your liquor from the gov't so if you don't like it you can drive to another state. Just like the DMV and tags. If they suck it's not like you can get them from Amazon.

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Re: Liquor delivery in Fairfax
Posted by: PDHEW ()
Date: November 21, 2020 02:41PM

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Posted by: PUMUE ()
Date: November 21, 2020 03:20PM

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Posted by: K9M3E ()
Date: November 21, 2020 03:57PM

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Re: Liquor delivery in Fairfax
Posted by: TJCXM ()
Date: November 21, 2020 05:33PM

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Re: Liquor delivery in Fairfax
Posted by: WSX502 ()
Date: November 21, 2020 06:36PM

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Re: Liquor delivery in Fairfax
Posted by: hinman ()
Date: November 21, 2020 07:30PM

How about just go to the store?

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Re: Liquor delivery in Fairfax
Posted by: Get with the program ()
Date: November 21, 2020 07:39PM

hinman Wrote:
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> How about just go to the store?


No, citizen. You are to remain in your home until further notice and have everything shipped to you.

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Re: Liquor delivery in Fairfax
Posted by: Blackfaces ()
Date: November 21, 2020 08:01PM

Ever crossed Wilson bridge to buy booze???
Sheeeeeit u gunna got kilt by some apes.
The closest one to VA is the one off 210-Indian head highway.
If, and I mean “IF” you survive the drive, expect to see a Nat Geo documentary being filmed-gorillas/poverty/violent nigger crime.
That particular store has pool tables/foosball.
Oh, there is a closer one in Oxon hill-but that shopping center had the nigger kill another nigger, over a Popeyes fried chicken sandwich.
Yep, rather do the pizza delivery thing and/or pay the ABC fees....beats getting kilt by some porch monkey in a doo rag

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Re: Liquor delivery in Fairfax
Posted by: drunk fucker ()
Date: November 21, 2020 09:14PM

Blackfaces Wrote:
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> Ever crossed Wilson bridge to buy booze???
> Sheeeeeit u gunna got kilt by some apes.
> The closest one to VA is the one off 210-Indian
> head highway.
> If, and I mean “IF” you survive the drive,
> expect to see a Nat Geo documentary being
> filmed-gorillas/poverty/violent nigger crime.
> That particular store has pool tables/foosball.
> Oh, there is a closer one in Oxon hill-but that
> shopping center had the nigger kill another
> nigger, over a Popeyes fried chicken sandwich.
> Yep, rather do the pizza delivery thing and/or pay
> the ABC fees....beats getting kilt by some porch
> monkey in a doo rag


Calvert Woodley is in the middle of whitey libtardville. The only niggers there are on leashes. And you save lots on your liquor.

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Posted by: XBU6M ()
Date: November 23, 2020 06:47PM

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Posted by: GYLGU ()
Date: November 24, 2020 05:54PM

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Posted by: V3KKL ()
Date: November 25, 2020 02:25PM

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Posted by: JPGVJ ()
Date: November 25, 2020 07:28PM

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Posted by: WBV6E ()
Date: November 27, 2020 01:35AM

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Posted by: X9TJK ()
Date: November 30, 2020 10:13AM

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